【Yandere Raising Manual】
#joongdok
A/B/O
Beta!YJH x Omega!KDJ
In a world where AO and BB pairs were the norm, yjh was an outlier. he was a beta that looked like an alpha, and in a relationship with the most infamous top notch omega; kdj.
a cold hearted beauty
omegaverse
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【Even an Alpha Can Bottom】
omega!yjh x alpha!kdj
From the moment kdj was born, he had been spoiled. As the only Alpha son of the Kim family, kdj grew up wanting for nothing.
well—almost.
if there was one thing kdj wanted, it was
kdj getting transmigrated into an otome game but ruins all flag by ruining all romantic moments because all of the capture targets are actually batshit insane.
like, the childhood ml: back then you helped me—
kdj: that's a lie i've never been a helpful child. bye
kdj would unironically cry while he dismantles his joonghwa binder/scrapbook filled with printouts of every interaction they had in twos because yjh just ruined his otp by dating him and like he's also happy but also pissed off because he had 20 names ready to offer
In honor of me spending more than hour trying to get past the cutscene bug in Stray.
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streamer!yjh x trophy boyfriend/sugar baby! kdj
When Yoo Joonghyuk had bought the game, he had expected it to be a calm and peaceful game where he played a cat that explored a
#joongdok
yjh never really gave much thought to his bf's reputation. kdj, as far as he was concerned, was someone who expertly navigated social rules just so he could get away with the bare minimum. yjh didn't put much credence to kdj's reputation as a heart breaker.
actor yjh x non-showbiz kdj where yjh is the one who has to convince kdj that's it time for them to go public.
but what yjh doesn't know was that no one from kdj's circle of friends even knew that kdj was taken not even his family knows that he's in a relationship
「The Warmth Of Someone Else」
#joongdok
soulmate au where everyone is has a ring that grows warmer the closer you get to your soulmate.
kim dokja, jaded and disillusioned, wears his as a necklace. yjh, desperate and a hopeless romantic, wears his on his hand.
Playboy Kim Dokja AU where kdj "cures" his loneliness by sleeping around during his university days which he continues even as part of the working society so he ends up viewing sex as just a means to scratch his itch or alleviate his loneliness as opposed to the common
one day yjh asked kdj,
"would you help hsy eat perilla leaves?"
kdj who had no interest in the internet debates unless it involved his webnovels answered,
"she has hands she can handle it."
yjh smiled, pleased at his boyfriend.
he snuggled at kdj, not minding
sponsorship selection would have been so much funnier if it was like a tinder profile. I can just imagine kdj trying to discreetly save secretive plotter's profile pic and considering being his incarnation just from the jaw line reveal.
he'd be like, "his jaw could slap yjh's
kdj leaves yjh on read accidentally because his phone died and yjh is immediately blasting Taylor Swift's All Too Well (10 Minute Version) Sad Girl Autumn From Long Pond Studios and starts rt relationship quotes and vague twt about kdj and acting like a middle school kid
#joongdok
yjh had never known a moment where kdj did not exist in his life. He knew him like the back of his hand, as if they were woven from one soul and separated into two bodies. Kdj was his past, his present, and his future.
He could not and never once imagined
Why is it always “fake dating to make someone else jealous but OOPS now we’re in love” and never “fake break up with me and make it good so this person thinks I’m newly single but OOPS that felt a little too real and hurtful… WERE we dating before without me knowing”?
#joongdok
yjh liked playing games but he wasn't really good at it until he met kdj. kdj who mistakenly believed that yjh was good at games and would always ask yjh for help when he got stuck on levels.
and yjh would beat it for him, play the parts of the game kdj didn't like
yjh would cry after sex with kdj because he's emotional and he can't believe he got kdj back while kdj would just go to sleep right after sex like he just ticked off a chore off his list meanwhile sp wouldn't cry after sex with od but he'd just lay there and
orc!yjh who is the most handsome in his orc tribe and therefore the ugliest motherfucker by elven standard x elf!kdj who is the most plain both in appearance and fashion taste by elven standards and therefore the prettiest and sluttiest wife material by orc standards
in another world kdj and lsh would be bffs for the very simple reason that kdj would be the best case study lsh could have while a med student and onwards.
our man's probably have underlying and multiple health problems but he still kicking because his health probs
#nsfw
#joongdok
fem boy kdj, sluttiest fem boy in south korea. also pro gamer yjh's bf who personally comes to his tournament and cheers him on by opening his legs so yjh can release his nervousness. it becomes tradition for yjh to first stuff his bf full before a match
horny mob chara yjh x villain love interest kdj
reincarnation in otoge au Ωverse setting
#nsfw
yjh had never been the type to play otome games or any dating sim, he preferred mmos, fps, arpgs since he could earn money through it.
so it was only natural that he wouldn't
#joongdok
yoo "why do i love this oblivious man" joonghyuk vs kim "my friends told me this is platonic but i doubt it but my friends would never lie to me" dokja
where yjh is trying, emphasis on trying, to fulfill his short term goal of making kdj his boyfriend and start
im going to inflict this to as many people as possible
#nsfw
spod where od gets transmigrated into a tower death game where everyone has to survive by defeating the floor boss.
everyone else is living the horror life meanwhile od is out there determined to not die as a virgin
If Kim Dokja has millions of fans I am one of them . if Kim Dokja has ten fans I am one of them. If Kim Dokja only has one fan then that ain't me, that's Yoo Joonghyuk,33, unemployed, terrorist.
Bro killed me just to maintain his number one position fml.
the only reason yjh wasn't outed as batshit crazy was due to extremely goodluck, all of his sussy yandere moments were caught by kdj during his too tired to think/ gotta run away from this capture target
kdj getting transmigrated into an otome game but ruins all flag by ruining all romantic moments because all of the capture targets are actually batshit insane.
like, the childhood ml: back then you helped me—
kdj: that's a lie i've never been a helpful child. bye
Joongdok Genshin Impact AU
(Adventurer! YJH x Scholar! KDJ)
Is it possible for someone to fall in love with a simple glance?
Yoo Joonghyuk wondered as he blankly stared at the dazzling smiling face of Kim Dokja, the scholar from Sumeru Academia
#joongdok
ghost fucker au
some exorcist or whatever: there is evil inside you
kdj, who just came back from being fucked by Ghost King yjh: you don't fucking say
#spod
Where fingering od's boypussy became the norm for the two that whenever od bends over and sp sees, sp would immediately start teasing od's boypussy until od's panties are wet and dripping.
Od wouldn't even put up a fight and instead push his pussy closer to sp's fingers
kim dokja photobook he gets mad because kdj saw a couple of ugly pics of him so he made yjh burn it and replaced it with better looking selfies.
ever since then yjh would receive two kdj personal photobooks. 1 hardcore version on his bday and another softcore on xmas day
#joongdok
no scenarios au where kdj helps yjh find yma
(age gap: 15 years)
kdj, at the age of 32, had settled in his lot of life. he had done his fair share of growing up and enjoying his life with his life companion, ysa.
he was happy and content, a feat he didn't expect
「Frogs & Warm Water」
#nsfw
#joongdok
femja.
au where yjh becomes kdj's saviour and takes advantage of it.
kdj bit her lips, hunching her back as yjh's fingers gently teased her labia, thick fingers gently caressing her folds until it was twitching and growing wet.
her hands
#joongdok
archduke au
In the Empire of Ren, the Archduchy of Geum was governed by the Emperor's beloved Archduke Kim Dokja. Located at the South of the Empire, the Geum Archduchy was a place whose main source of economic income was the sea and international trade.
hehehe
#nsfw
yjh having a special custom made idolja body pillow. it has a flesh hole on the ass area where yjh slips in his cock to hump the pillow imagining that it's kdj he's fucking. the twist is that kdj himself sells r-18 fan merch of himself because it's extra money
#nsfw
kdj in a maid outfit that's torn up, barely covering his body that was obviously fucked by yjhs. he's smiling with a face covered in cum while raising his skirt and showing his leaking cock and dripping pussy while cum drips down between his thighs.
"welcome back, master"
Thinking about how when yjh and kdj kept on committing (kdj mostly) identity theft with each other's name that by the end/epilogue of the novel the two of them had truly exchanged positions.
with kdj we knew from the start that he was the protagonist but it takes
kdj blinked as yjh ended the stream just like that. he could only watch dumbly as yjh shut off his pc set up and then quickly carried him away to their bedroom.
"it's time for my reward."
kdj blushed as yjh dimmed the lights and crawled on top of him.
-end-
yjh, rebirther, thinking he's straight because in all of his rebirths, kdj, the other half of his soul, the other side of his coin was always female and then when they get rebirthed (kdj has no memories of rebirth but there are relationships that transcend time and space)
that was screaming to comfort a child he didn't know.
like a visceral need to give all of the best things in the world to the child in front of him. yjh's intuition had never failed him before and so with his own hands that felt wrong to him, he reached out to comfort the child.
#nsfw
spod
od wears easy access lingerie to school and flashes sp seonsang whenever the opportunity presents itself. sp can't tell if it's on purpose or not so one day he tests od.
his big large hand slips under od's skirt while od bends over to get a pen sp dropped on purpose
just learned that squids 🦑 have donut 🍩 brains 🧠 and if they eat anything too big 🍆 they'd get severe brain damage 😭😭😭 rip kdj yjh's pp is too big that's why everytime he fucks💦💦 u you end up having a 🥴🥵mind break🥵🥴 😔✌️🙏
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Homewrecker YJH x Single Dad Retired Salaryman KDJ
The greatest and most entertaining love stories are the ones that start with a misunderstanding.
#spod
#nsfw
「The Wolfdog is Always in Heat」
※ Outer God x Constellation AU
※ Established Relationship
OD, like everyone else, believed that SP was a milkdog. someone who was soft and cute, innocent and clingy. However, time proved him wrong.
SP was a wolfdog. a perverted
you've heard of fox immortal kdj, now i present to you lotus spirit kdj who cultivated into immortality on the heaven's emperor secretive plotter's garden and became the heaven's beloved empress ( ꈍᴗꈍ)🪷
sp, around everyone else: cool dependable, stoic, calm, slightly distant.
sp, as soon as od is near his vicinity: gap moe, pathetic ahjussi, looks and sounds unreliable odcon, pushover, od simp, malewife mansplain manipulate in the cutest and most pathetic yjh way
#joongdok
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#spod
time travel au ft. dr. kdj
the first time yjh met kdj it was on a train. dead bodies surrounding them. with shaky hands yjh waited for an attack that would never come.
instead, kdj had taken a long look at him and said,
"let's go."
yjh saw his remorse
#spod
slightly nsfw
expanding on this
despite being a powerful god, od had 0 idea of how his worshippers' world works so when sp brought od with him as a cheat, sp realizes very quickly that od was a magnet for conmans, perverts, and perverted conmans.
how?od got 100 gold from
sp, on a quest: i cant do this anymore. i need strength. goddess od-nim show me your panties
od, who sp picked as his cheat: ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄!! i-um...ju-just a peek okay?
the villain boss: am i a joke to you?
this is a konosuba au
so he ends up with the worst yandere ml: yjh.
yjh, getting caught sniffing kdj's (his now husband) underwear: i—
kdj: oh i guess we haven't been doing it frequently enough for you huh?
kdj, proceeds to pull yjh to their bedroom.
when kdj finds out about yjh's
od looking like a college student when he's an ahjussi and going out with sp on dates and they get mistaken as a father-son. od gets hurt about this at first but then becomes a menace when he realizes the potential for shenanigans and doesn't nother getting hurt anymore
due to the increasing evidence that yjh is a baby girl from the marrow of his bones, pls consider, idol duo kdj and yjh doing this pose but only yjh is enjoying it because he got complimented by kdj for perfecting his idol persona (he's just a true baby girl) meanwhile kdj is the
idol
#spod
where od is the top idol and sp is his fanboy. od who was marketed as an cheeky angel during his debut and slowly grew up as an androgynous man. feminine enough to appeal to the fem fans and manly enough for the male fans.
od who started modeling clothes and
#joongdok
drabble
kdj only knows two dances: lap dance and pole dance. one night during a drinking session with yjh, kdj demonstrates his lap dancing skills to yjh and at first it was funny up until kdj's hands brush against yjh's nipples during his routine and yjh felt his dick
no thoughts head empty just
#nsfw
spod where od is sp's beloved wife who has a secret.
sp had chosen od as his wife, he expected a loving marriage considering the two of them had dated for a long time and got along well.
too well, in fact that the wedding date had gotten pushed
#plotja
good omens au
there was a serpent in eden. a shiny black thing that slithered up the body of an angel. bright golden eyes that stared straight into the eyes of the angel.
kdj looked at the snake, The Serpent, with a twinkle in his eye.
"hello there" he greeted with a
ml that kdj met during summer: you were my only friend on that pla—
kdj: what are you talking about? i'm a homebody. never been there.
ml that kdj frequently meets in the library: we must be fated since we both like bo—
kdj, dropping his book: im here to play games
ml who is kdj's hoobae: sunbae you've always been there for my worst ti—
kdj: that was just misfortune on my part.
kdj thought he did a good job in deflecting all flags but forgot the hidden ml because he didn't have the patience to finish all routes to unlock the hidden route
short kdj & hsy convo (omegaverse)
hsy, alpha female: tf does this whipped cream look like jizz on my waffle?
kdj, omega male: why do you, a virgin, know what a jizz looks like?
hsy: because i have a cock???
kdj: oh yeah, i forgot about that
#spod
where od is a cute pathetic brat you can't help but spoil when summer rolls around because od can't stand the heat.
he whines and hogs the fan if the ac isn't on (or sp was being money conscious) and his uriel-noona wouldn't even use her wings to fan him.
if /I/ was a hero and I had a villain who was solely dedicated to like defeating me, I would be very possessive of that villain. Like, rip to other heroes afraid of their arch nemesis but they're missing out on having someone know you better than anyone else in the world
#nswf
spod
whenever od knows he's about to lose an argument with any of the kkomas, he would just raise his shirt and flash them his pretty pink nipples.
but it doesn't work on chuuni 666 so od resorts to drastic measures and starts having sex with any nearby kkoma that was
#nsfw
everytime od's mouth feels lonely he goes to his boyfriend sp to ask if he could give him a blow job, when sp refuses he tears up slightly but nods and says "i understand, hyung" and then immediately goes to check which kkoma would be weak towards him right now.
「Scum Shou Rehabilitation Manual」
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for the sake of survival, kdj made a fish pond and took great care of his fishes. his most prized fish was of course; yjh.
a rising e-sports player. the man was stupid when it came to money and very giving. most of all
#joongdok
A modern day online confession:
-in game mmo; world chat-
Yjh: kdj, i love you
Kdj: ░M░Y░P░ U░S░S░ Y░I░ N░B░I░O░
/player yjh lvl250 challenges you to a pvp/
Kdj: lol *logs out*
for joonghwa unnamed child and now he can't use it anymore because those 20 names are packed with meanings relevant to yjh and seolhwa's relationship
meanwhile yjh is just having a heart to heart talk with sangsoo about when is the proper time to gift kdj the joongdok scrapbook
"he thought he could replace you"
yjh hummed, his hands automatically resting on the kdj's nape, massaging the gland until kdj was pliant against his body.
"so arrogant...that filthy alpha... only hyukkie can accept all of me"
"mhmm. that's right, dokja-ya we are fated"
(An excerpt from a fic that will never see the light of ao3)
Yoo Joonghyuk stared at Kim Dokja's distant back, his hand was holding the packed lunch tightly while his knees felt weak. His body betraying him by trembling while he struggled to keep his emotions in line.
yjh reassured him, smiling at him, enjoying the fruits of his hardwork.
15 years in the making, and kdj was no longer a villain in some braindead story. instead he was the rightful protagonist of a heartwarming love story...and yjh was his male lead.
yjh couldn't help but
who trampled over all alphas that courted him, and could not careless about his beta partner.
or that was what the public thought. behind closed doors, yjh smiled at his beloved mate. his cute husband, scenting him aggressively while tears fell down his porcelain face
#nsfw
spod
omega male od with boypussy and alpha female sp with femcock where od is 10 yrs older than sp and sp is his young alpha female fuck buddy turned suitor turned wife after sp's 10 step plan was accomplished.
another revelation (not sexy biblically accurate angel version) came to me;
#joongdok
kdj getting reborn in a horror novel but he doesn't figure it out until he's in a deep friendship with the protag (yjh) and the genre is horror bl. kdj doesn't have any problems with bl
#plotja
outer god kdj, lounging about in sp's throne wearing nothing but this during the one time sp incarnated in a scenario. when sp returns kdj with red painted nails greets him in this outfit, lips as red as rose and eyes twinkling with amusement. 666 is inside the panty
orv would have taken a different turn if kdj was an exo fanboy.
kdj: yjh? i only know park chanyeol. shimmie shimmie ko ko bop bitches
od: kai-hyung has the same family name as me...it would be nice if we we're siblings
sp & yjh: i was once scouted by sm on the street
really try to absorb that he got his happy ending while od goes back to reading his book like it's cigarettes after sex
and when od/kdj gets asked about their first time they're like "we kissed we fucked we came"
in great contrast with sp/yjh whose like purple prose about it
doctor's orders because he already messed up lsh's love life he ain't messing up her career and lsh is just happy kdj is being a very good obedient patient.
so good lsk gave lsh the stamp of approval.
yjh: i can be a doctor too? 🥺🥺🥺
like rip to yjh but aunties will
kiss his favorite character in the world. he wasn't like that shit protagonist who couldn't appreciate kdj's love and devotion. all those who fell under kdj's blade deserved it.
his kdj was a beautiful rose.
it was his right to defend himself with his thorns.
"mmnm...haah..."
yjh kissed kdj, comforting him until he was calm enough to tell his latest crime.
"it was his fault" kdj began, voice tiny as he made himself look pitiful in front of yjh's eyes.
as if he hadn't known that yjh would pluck the heavenly bodies for him if he asked.
"shall we go visit our home town?"
yjh smiled and replied, "as you wish."
-15 yrs ago-
yjh stared at the crying child before him. something was familiar with the doll-like child in front of him. he had never met the lovely child before but there was something inside him
please do not upload fan translations of webnovels on AO3. This would AO3 in legal trouble and AO3 legal team won't even bother to protect your ass when the publisher comes for you.
I cannot stress this enough how important AO3 is to fandom. I am not fucking joking when I say
someone uploaded orv side story to ao3 (maybe the same 'for a friend' person 🙄). please help to report!
whatever the reason, reposting is disrespectful and not showing that you love the story. on contrary, it shows that you have no respect for the author
0th turn x OD ft. SPOD
drabble
yjh had never understood the appeal of school uniforms and thigh highs. for him a sexy swimsuit was far more appealing to fap too than a person wearing a school uniform and thigh highs.
of course meeting his sponsor changed that.
Cultivation AU where kdj is yjh's shizun and practices the heartless dao and is the outlier among heartless dao practitioners because he could easily advance his cultivation despite still retaining their emotions.
yjh was an orphan kdj picked up.
convenience store employee yjh x tired salaryman kdj where yjh inserts his number inside kdj's inkigayo sando plastic bag because kdj is a very hot ahjuicy when tired and barely functioning. reason? he automatically spouts male lead lines and yjh is secretly a hopeless romantic
he made with uriel.
lsh? she's in her clinic trying to eliminate every possible cause of kdj's increasing stress levels because he's her patient and by the constellations she'll make sure he stays healthy
kdj as lsh's number 1 career fan, he just tries his best to follow
thinking about how yjh was most likely unknowledgeable about contracts, kdj brought the contract he made and sat right next to yjh and started explaining the contents of the contract in layman's terms.
for someone who wanted to be spoiled, kdj was really good at spoiling others.
the scene where yjh uses sage eyes on kdj would have been funny if the 4th wall allowed yjh to see kdj's attribute but it's a joke attribute 4th wall put just to mess with yjh.
the attribute: scum shou (owns a big fish pond current number of fish: 1)
not when it meant that kdj would lose his.
so when he picked knw up and felt the growing warmth of the ring in his pocket kdj ignored it. when his eyes met his brother's friends, he ignored the click in his mind.
he smiled at his soulmate and said,
"nice ring you've got there"
yjh immediately deletes everything and starts a thread analysis on Taylor Swift's Cornelia Street.
kdj likes the thread w/o a single knowledge of what happened while his phone was dead.
he's just very supportive of his mature boyfriend 🥰
-end-
was the only casualty.
and when kdj went on the novel forum to idly complain about last night events he successfully pulled the aggro of all single dogs, even the ones behind the wall.
after all, no matter what he said, he was bragging about his lover's prowess in bed.
-end-
cue yjh thinking kdj thought of their relationship as a sponsorship thing only to be immediately calmed down by kdj,
"Joonghyuk-ah, i've always been sincere to you."
yjh was so touched he didn't hesitate to snuggle with kdj on the couch. meanwhile kdj was on the forums asking