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@pthagod_

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don't quote me cause I ain't said shit

Sacramento, CA
Joined July 2013
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
4 years
@itsbriancuh @rcelmira21 This shit had me weak some dogs don’t understand 😂😂😂
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1 year
I’d eat that ass like an ice cream cake
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4 years
Just saw 9 homeless people giving each other flu shots under the overpass what a caring community we live in. God bless
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Lordprettyflacko
3 years
@ItWasAKindness @w_____redacted That’s cause your not understanding him
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4 years
😂😂😂
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
3 years
THIS EXACT ONE
@LakersVintage
Lakers Vintage
3 years
Which Bean jersey you wearing tomorrow!? #MambaForever
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
4 years
Why can't a FaceTime voicemail exist
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6 years
Pour another one
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5 years
I wish Sacramento was more like LA with its street food scene #tb breakfast before universal studios
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5 years
I can’t change what has already happened I can only control how I react
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5 years
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4 years
If Trump wins I’m slapping the first person I see with a red hat on
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
I got called an asshole by an elderly man for showing a young boy how to open a door for a woman today 😂 He was already sitting at a table. I told him to mind his own business. He proceeded to flip me off. So I paid for his wife’s meal. She personally came to my table to thankme
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
4 years
Arden and Howe. Military humvees and military trucks like 20 of them
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
Another 13 month lease up! let’s fucking goooo! Moving onto a bigger and better place. All on my own bitch. Check my credit score
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5 years
Beyond bulletproof love 😁❤️
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4 years
Just saw a Lamborghini aventador on fire on the side of the freeway in sac
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4 years
What I’d do to my babymom on Purge night
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5 years
😂😂😂😂
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5 years
You gotta build with someone who wants it as bad as you do
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6 years
How deep is our bond if that's all it takes for you to be gone?
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3 years
I’m pro-leave people the fuck alone and mind ya mothafuckin business
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5 years
Online shopping cause I can bitch
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@pthagod_
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3 years
Crossing my fingers I win $5,000 from @TMobile 🤞 #5Gsfor5G #Contest
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
@ SOMEONE IN SACRAMENTO!!!
@lupitasierra_27
Lupita Sierra 🇲🇽
5 years
someone throw a reggaetón party
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@pthagod_
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5 years
This is me after eating pussy
I take my art very seriously because I put so much time and love into it.
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Lordprettyflacko
4 years
Everyone deserve a bag of weed on their birthday
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6 years
I did 14 for 54$ she dumped me the next day 😂... now she’s pregnant
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Lordprettyflacko
2 years
If I put up a habichi cart up outside golden1 would you guys buy?
@Jason_Wise
Jason Wise
2 years
Literally a wall of street meat 😳
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
3 years
@plaff8 @soberwhitekid @1bokaia @KayMFHopp @PoeticSteez They say I got next, tell them that I got now It's all Disney boy, my family Proud Make’em say, "Ow, " make’em say, "Oh" The hoes that tell me "yes", the same ones that tell you "No"
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
Let’s gooooo! Fuck antelope!
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5 years
I’m ready to just randomly bounce to LA
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
I’ve never done this but I’m trying too
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Lordprettyflacko
4 years
All your childish attempts to make me angry fall short Which only fuels the rage you have, because you have nothing
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
Sucking on some pierced nipples just be HITTIN DIFFERENT
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
Still haven’t gone to the state fair
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
El que te quiere te busca
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
What are you talking about my eyes aren’t red Officer that’s just the way I naturally look
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Lordprettyflacko
4 years
I don't know who needs to hear this but Go clean your car out
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
4 years
PSA!! If your pops is still alive Don’t hesitate invite him out to eat, take him out to do something he likes or just simply spend time with him. You really won’t realize how much they truly mean to you until they are gone. RIP to your pops mayra 🙏 I miss mine more than anything
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Lordprettyflacko
4 years
Let’s go to the secret underground tunnels in old sac ?
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
I don’t care how sleepy I am, if you’re trying to have sex wake me tf up 😂😂
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
I real life laugh at my own jokes I don’t give a fuck
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Lordprettyflacko
4 years
🍻 some light
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
9 months
Me walking into work today
@HoggNFL
Hogg
9 months
WOKE UP AND THANKED GOD IM A PACKERS FAN🙏 WHY NOT US!? THE PACK IS BACK #GBvsDAL | #GoPackGo
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@pthagod_
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5 years
Sunday funday snowboarding during a snow storm 🏂
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
Just gonna retweet this video so I never lose
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
Someone in my neighborhood is cooking Carne Asada at 5 in the morning I have no complaints the air smells amazing
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
I’m not cocky but you ain’t about to treat me like I’m regular either 💯
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
4 years
Fuck do you mean we have a curfew!? The skatepark lights don’t turn off till 10pm fuck you
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Lordprettyflacko
3 years
wym i can’t take a 45 minute shit after my 15 min break
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Lordprettyflacko
6 years
I loved you so much that I dreamt this shit last night. Keeep them bad vibes away from me!! Rip Mac miller. Eazy mac you put me though the worst of my depression.Thank you for blessing my ears.Thank you for putting music out.
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
@mayalouise02 @badgal_KirKir @StatikSelekt “My own, with these songs I can carry you home I'm right here when you scared and alone”
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
3 years
Thank you @TMobile 🙌🏼
@TMobile
T-Mobile
3 years
@pthagod_ 🚨 #5Gsfor5G POTENTIAL WINNER 🚨 Why are you still reading this? Go check your DMs!
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Lordprettyflacko
4 years
SAC PD WOULD NEVER
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
Or you can just have her pour the horchata on her tiddies while you suck’em
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5 years
I stay in my own lane for a reason
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Lordprettyflacko
7 years
He was that teacher who let me walk into first period high as fuck with breakfast every day for 2 years
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5 years
😂😂😂😂 Alll of a sudden
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
@@@@@ everyone stop being fucking lames! I’m trying to do some cool shit like this
@sscheezy1
TheeFairyGodmotherr
5 years
Alright looky here I’m trying to get a group of people together. Let’s all go to mojo dojo, get a little tipsy/shhloaded in the parking lot, and just have a good ass time.
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
I can’t wait until we meet again 3/7/20 Happy birthday dad. I love you mi angelito
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Lordprettyflacko
4 years
I’m 7/7 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO 😤😤😤 ⚡️🥇🥇🥇🏆🏆🏆
@Humaje14
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4 years
Clout check: please present your supreme Oreos and your Travis burgers, and your bape hoodies. And expensive shoes that do the same thing as 5$ shoes. Cheap Gold plated grills are optional. Tattoos are essential and smoking and drinking is mandatory. 💯
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
4 years
Having a lakers themed birthday party LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
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Lordprettyflacko
2 years
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@DealinRugs
Mexican Rug Dealer
2 years
3 years ago today, I started working as a walking beer vendor at Dodger Stadium. 3 years later, I’m bartending at Dodger Stadium. Talk about a glow up 😎📈
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
I took a picture of my McDonald’s burrito tryna flex on Instagram during star testing, I got suspended for a whole week and had to redo the whole test.
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Lordprettyflacko
2 years
I know I'm not the only one who screamed when he took that final step
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Lordprettyflacko
4 years
This is the way
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3 years
Let’s go get tatted for Valentine’s Day
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
2 years
Quick, you have like ten minutes. Does anyone want my macaw? she’s a beautiful bird. Her name is Charlie, She comes with a cage , toys , food and everything absolutely free. if no one can take her i will be donating her to a parrot sanctuary. Thanks for reading ✌🏼
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Lordprettyflacko
4 years
Practice your breathing exercises
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
Creed as branch manager >>>>> Andy
@JimHalpert__
Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody)
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Creed was so underrated 😂
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Lordprettyflacko
1 year
Everything reminds me of her
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
1 year
The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, initially known as the HAV 304, is a hybrid airship crafted by the British company Hybrid Air Vehicles (HAV). This unique aircraft features a helium airship structure along with supplementary wing and tail components. It utilizes a
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Lordprettyflacko
4 years
This is how I’m walking my dog from now on. FUCK all your dogs, come get this funk
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Lordprettyflacko
8 months
Who’s baptismo?
@DealinRugs
Mexican Rug Dealer
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I think this guy is ready for the Super Bowl 🤣🍻🏈
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
I’m not looking for love. I’m not looking for anything. I’m just tryna stack this paper and be about me until someone actually puts in effort and wants to be apart of that
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
4 years
SHUT UP BITCH!! YOU REACHIN!!!!STOP TRYNA PUT THIS ON US FOR SOME CLOUT!!! WE BEEN SAID FUCK THE POLICE!!! FUCK YOU MEAN!?
@lauwpassion
laura ⚢
4 years
@ the Latino community: you realize your silence is basically a big fuck you to all of us Afro-Latinos/Black people
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
7 years
If those stupid cameras at highlands didn't catch anything I'm socking hawthorn in the fucking face
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
so I heard there was a “ice’s” check point yesterday in sac. And my happy ass went to go check it out, you know for research purposes and shit but I left disappointed cause there wasn’t anything there all day. In CONCLUSION I wasted my fucking time.
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
In the mood to suck some whip cream off some nipples
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5 years
I’m trying to serenade someone’s daughter like this
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Lordprettyflacko
6 years
This is my new baby I call her sunshine ☀️
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Lordprettyflacko
4 years
If loving you is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
You just haven’t had dick THAT good
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Lordprettyflacko
4 years
I pet pussy, wassup?
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Lordprettyflacko
4 years
This shit had me hella weak 😂😂😂
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
Tequila hands down has to be my favorite drink of all to me
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
Happy Father’s Day dad. I love you. Rest In Peace
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
Dutch bros is better than Starbucks
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
2 years
“If your from sac and don’t for the kings your a weirdo “ SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH NAME 10 SACRAMENTO PLAYERS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah that’s what I thought hahahahaha
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
4 years
Got a hangover ? Gotta grab another beer
@Marruccaaa
maru
4 years
Remember to wake up and drink water mainly if you were drinking last night
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
I seriously don’t understand how some people my age have already gotten married
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
@pablitoxs_ the Nikes on my feet keep my cypher complete 🥶🎢🪐🌀
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Lordprettyflacko
5 years
That’s what she said
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
I’m surprised no ones ever shot a porn video up there
@imrawkiid_
Christian Rios
5 years
If you hvnt had sex in front of clementines waterfall wyd?
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
If you’re a dodgers fan you automatically gain some cool points with me
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Lordprettyflacko
4 years
Learned how to play elton John’s rocket man on the piano drunk
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
I need new air pods but Ive decided to wait until till the 11 drops because you know they’ll drop some crazy ass headphones a few months later you gotta buy with it 😂
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@pthagod_
Lordprettyflacko
5 years
Do you know how much fun playing a grand white piano is ?
@JohnGeiger_
John Geiger
5 years
Miss you man ❤️
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