Patrick Swayne @pswayne7 Twitter profile

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Patrick Swayne

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3 years

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@ginnyhogan_ Very this z

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@HairyMcFairy My full name is only one letter off being Patrick Swayze, so of course for the last 30-odd years I’ve heard every possible Dirty Dancing comment 🤦🏻‍♂️ Disappointingly not so many Point Break / Road House jokes though 👎🏼

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@BartenderJudgey @PamNotAnderson I mean whomever ended their marriage it certainly wasn’t the party OUTSIDE of it… she could have made all the moves in the world but it would’ve meant fuck all if he wasn’t willing so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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The whole of the UK realising we’ve lost Shannon just to make room for Chloe #LoveIsland

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@BluskyeAllison Your reaction suggests you are concerned with kids being sexualised at a young age, which speaks volumes about how you see LGBTQ+ versus Hetero. If you can’t distinguish being LGBTQ+ from the act of sex, but you can with Heterosexuals, that’s a you problem.

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@rosedommu I need to see their continuity boards, the family trees were INSANE by like season 5

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@dragmetofilth Bffr

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@THE_Bapman @lilyeIiz Ain’t nobody who makes those films putting this much thought into it 🤣🤣

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The eye roll when he goes in for the hug and she’s insisting they can still be friends 😂 god bless Luke M I hope he finds his queen soon, Natalia you can do one luv #LoveIsland

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5 years

@nowthisnews Jesus H I’m whiter than snow and even I knew about ghee 😂😂

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2 years

Boy George yet again gets a platform while the man he kidnapped & violently assaulted has yet to even receive an apology. He spent a grand total of 4 months (!) in prison & continues to get work in the spotlight…

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@Iifemoveson @sarahpaulsbean And if they started dating when Sarah Paulson was 17 then maybe that would be a conversation worth happening, but that’s not what’s happening here. Two completely grown adults in similar stage of life started dating, please stop getting your life experience from Tumblr

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6 years

@__Gabbeezy So if somebody said they just “ don’t vibe with black people “ you’d really be okay with that?

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@savbrads Brothers & Sisters. Five 20-episode seasons of rich West Coast family drama, Sally Field, Calista Flockhart, Rob Lowe, and a pre-Revenge Emily Van Camp. The biggest dramas are about the running of their family winery and secret siblings

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5 years

Everyone reading Plastique for doing a second Asian nail tech character this season, when Silky does the same “Big Girl Who Eats” character in every fucking mini challenge 🙄 #DragRace

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@erenfromtarget Once again begging Americans to realise that other countries exist and don’t all work to their timetable 🙄

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7 years

@ChesterIanDice @ZoeOtaku13 @xChingin @contrachloe And yet, most other countries in the world do not share this problem with the US. They "coincidentally" also all have stricter gun laws 🤔

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@BluskyeAllison Those very kids you are concerned about likely already know they are LGBTQ+, I certainly did at that age & nearly every gay person I know also felt the same. Denying them a claim to their identity and sexuality just because you’re too caught up on the thought of gay sex is vile

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Incredible that JBC went into #CanadasDragRace being lusted over by pretty much every gay on the planet, and will end it with the gays firing him into space and never speaking his name again.

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@daisydeja He was on some podcast as a guest and they were talking about his Glee stint and he said that he portrayed every interaction with every character as flirting regardless of gender to try and guarantee they’d bring him back more 😂

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@virgowineslut @BillGusky @thombodytolove @DrakeGatsby Ever seen an eggplant / aubergine before it’s fully grown?

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@NJSimmondsbooks The classic “everybody’s sexy but nobody’s horny” 21st century Hollywood dilemma

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3 years

#OnlyMurders In The Building is a perfect show. Steve Martin and Martin Short are impeccable and hilarious as always, and Selena Gomez seamlessly fits into the world they’ve created. The mystery is just engrossing enough without overtaking the humour and pitch-perfect characters

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@wtflanksteak Clocked her

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Obviously the best comment on the cut article

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@catherinerusse2 @lambeth_council Sorry you don’t get to live in a lively capital city and then complain said capital city is lively. If you want a peaceful countryside lifestyle go live in the countryside! Plenty of it

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@godirectly @rhyoats The Whedonification of all social interactions. No emotions just quips

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@SuperMessi10i @girlsonfillm Weekly is better than whatever this shit is Netflix tries!

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@sarahtun19 I loved Ma mainly because it just refused to give you what you expected at every turn, so damn dark but silly all at once

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2 years

@AmberRoseGill The Facebook huns are obsessed with them… they just flat out refuse to see any of the (plentiful) red flags

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@rachel_friedman @chrissyteigen That’s only 2.5 cloves per piece of chicken. A perfectly valid ratio if you ask me! Maybe even a lowball 🧐

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2 years

I hope the producers just make up the results tonight for maximum damage regardless of the truth. Davide’s heart rate needs to respond to Ekin Su. Gemma for Jacques. Paige for Jay. Tasha’s for Charlie. Just launch bombs left and right #LoveIsland

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@comradeflirty Are you allergic to having a good time with your friends?

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@joshtenet Slightly cheating as it’s originally from the book but…

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4 years

#LoveIsland Public: Gets to vote on who goes on a date with the two new guys Producers: Reveal that the two girls with no love interests in the villa “got the most votes” Public:

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… why did I save this from TikTok last night, how much gin *did* I have??

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2 years

@RiverTamYDN @TrevonDLogan @trumwill The article states that schools would lose their AP Program designation - so not just for the individual courses, they would not be able to have any AP courses for students full stop

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3 years

Laura interviewing Kyler: "Casa Amor, you rat bastards, let's dig in." Laura interviewing Milliam: "I'm sooooo sowwy 😳 but we have to talk about Casa Amor, I don't want to bring this up but..." #LoveIsland

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2 years

@GeorgePointon_ This is gonna sound white AF but Waitrose do a king prawn and chilli sourdough pizza that’s only like £6 usually but when i see that price tag drop to £5 on sale it goes straight in the basket

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@dragmetofilth We all know it was a top 3 come on now 😂😂

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@missannabiller @ritavita4 That’s more of a you problem I think

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@jasebyjason Clarisse MY GOD she was done so dirty by this show. I think we need a London-specific reboot with her and Tanyel

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@catherinerusse2 @lambeth_council So you admit it’s not a regular occurrence? God forbid people have some fun in the 3 months of summer we get in this country. And I’ve lived in SW London for years in the past and never had a problem with the bustle - it’s part of the fabric of the city! Get a grip luv x

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@NickMDuffy My best friend and I saw Troy in the cinema, and she exclaimed out loud “oh that’s what this is about!” when the horse showed up 💀 now mind you she studied history at university

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5 years

TAN IS RIGHT YOU AMERICAN BASTARDS #QueerEye #Squirrel

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@LailaAlarian @AdHaque110 No, there isn’t. Stop being contrarian for the sake of it. There are lots of other people in the same spotlight who have said and done nothing, she is one of the few people who literally have the capacity and experience to do something and she’s doing it.

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@kennedylivi @yunhoebabie But those are not his actions, and he can demonstrate that he actively encouraged people to not do that. You cannot hold him accountable for true crime dickheads frothing themselves up over their latest TikTok gotcha viral moment

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@jasebyjason Okay now I’m confused because I pronounce folk, yolk, and woke the same and I thought that was right 😳

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@LouisPeitzman He’s got Victorian orphanage face I can’t explain it

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6 years

@HairyMcFairy It’s a quality 80s film! I wouldn’t mind the name jokes if people could be more original.

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@danielleweisber Gone are the days where you would cast 2 twinks, 2 daytime soap stars and 3 jobbing actors who auditioned well and make it a show, now everyone wants the marquee name/s which almost guarantees they’re never gonna do full seasons due to cost/availability

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The panel on Aftersun yet again selling the production narrative that Kyler aren't genuine, but Millie/Liam are couple goals, despite both Tyler & Liam doing the exact same Casa Amor crimes, and both couples still only being "exclusive" ??? #LoveIsland

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@SaimaFerdows @DannyBlahBlah I am BUGGING 😂 Did she eat it without gravy? Feels perilous to pour hot gravy down there but a dry yorkie is no fun for anyone....

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@Lubchansky Sorry that we don’t all mainline refined sugar from birth by the truckload, I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Hugo and Amy absolutely did NOT need to bring that energy to Aftersun but I am VERY GLAD they did #LoveIsland

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The moment Julius realised they were grasping at straws but he was balls-deep in the argument already and couldn’t back down so Miles had to regretfully step in #MadeInChelsea

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The Untucked director cutting to Maddy Morphosis whenever another queen mentioned “we as queer people” #DragRace

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@BeeBabs “Nor do I seek it” really was the BDE

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Toby coming to the realisation it might not have been Chloe’s fault they were always in the bottom of the public votes after Chloe and Hugo were voted safe #LoveIsland

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@djdubmasterflex @GreatWallNet @wildtiktokss Well yes but by any measurement, a warm glass of OJ is still better than a turd burger and a toilet bowl water smoothie so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@PlanetofFinks @Lubchansky @MaraWilson When the fuck were you both last in the UK these are both incredibly common food staples. Paul & Prue are just extremely old school in their tastes so anything American (or anything non-Western European) that didn’t really crossover to here until the 90s isn’t common *to them*

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4 years

Oh Sia is trending, I wonder wh-

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5 years

Daisy Ridley really seems to think that she - a white woman born into immense privilege, a well-connected family in the entertainment biz - is “about the same”, life experience/hardship wise, as John Boyega - dark-skinned black man w/ Nigerian parents who grew up in Peckham. I -

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@notgwendalupe So glad this didn’t end up part of it, just not the vibe

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3 years

@homeofsexuals Honestly Colton's season had a record number of women self-eliminating IIRC.... I'm not saying they knew, but like... something was going on there...

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@JohnnySobczak When I stopped trying to piece it altogether and just let the film wash over me I had so much more fun this is so real

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7 years

@robbysoave @Lexual__ Yeah, sorry, I care very little about a Nazi’s hurt feelings and loss of income. He should just try not being a Nazi.

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@wtflanksteak This whole “it can happen to anyone” perspective… I fear we’re missing a trick here by just asking people to employ an ounce of critical thinking

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I have no interest in Valentina actually winning #AllStars4 but she had better make the final, I am LIVING for this one-woman telenovela she is putting on

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@UweBollocks

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@dragmetofilth Where did I say I didn’t like Ellie? Ru only put 3 queens through to the final challenge (the lip sync for the crown) so it’s a top 3 in my book 🤷🏻‍♂️ argue with the wall

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@partynexthorre What do you mean somehow, a woman just has to breathe in his general direction and man’s got a semi

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4 years

@soviet_hooker @danadonly This describes most of the characters on Gossip Girl as well

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2 years

@jasebyjason The "tomorrow night" yesterday had us gassssssed but why was this just 45 minutes of watching Jacques try one last barrage of emotional manipulation before exiting stage right what did we do to deserve this

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@peachlordee A 12 year age gap when the younger person is in their 30s is completely fine?? They are both grown and in similar stages of life. This isn’t like a 17 year old getting with a 29 year old

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It’s absolutely disgusting seeing Christmas Dani & Nicole being fully racist/awful on the live feeds/daily updates but none of that footage making it into the regular show. @CBSBigBrother actively pushing the “Angry Black Woman” stereotype at this point. Do better #BigBrother22 !

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James/Maeva/Miles… we’re really still doing this huh #MadeInChelsea

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@CrimeGirI @RobTemple101 If you have the capacity to cook your own food, then jarlic is never an option

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@courtney2fab @PopCrave @people Because she’s been in the news a lot about supporting her friend who’s going through a high profile divorce? It’s not rocket science babes x

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@normaltiffany Forgetting one (1) great guy!

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I'm hardly Maeva's biggest fan but if I had to it in front of Sam Prince's smug little shitcunt grin I would've launched the whole fucking table at him #MadeInChelsea

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@BeeBabs It still blows my mind that Tony Goldwyn’s immediate family is the literal G in MGM… like he didn’t have to be doing all of that but I’m so glad he did, their chemistry was just off the charts

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@KirstieMAllsopp I’ll take my advice on pandemic diseases from the experts thanks, not some jumped-up Home Counties fishwife who can’t even stand the sight of her own children

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@xChingin @ChesterIanDice @ZoeOtaku13 @contrachloe I live in the U.K. & have the same freedoms you do, minus worrying about mass shootings every other week. Personally I think I'm better off

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@DatFlyGuyRico My “miserable 9-5 jobs” have enabled me to travel the world, move to a whole-ass other country, meet some incredible people I would never have been exposed to otherwise, and be a (small) part of something truly world-changing in green energy. What have you done?

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@ComicBook

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4 years

@zeusluster Sorry what the hell is a “fruit snack” y’all just don’t eat regular fruit?

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@alexritman I literally couldn’t want to watch this movie more

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@fesshole

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@_RedHen_ @nicolacoughlan

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We really thought Love Is Blind casting couldn’t get any worse than Shake, and the producers came out for season 3 like “hold my beer”

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@abs_sweetmarie It’s okay to just not tweet if you don’t know enough about a situation. I promise you you’ll be okay without firing off a half-baked wrong opinion x

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@maryam298765 You can't just make a blanket statement like that which absolves anyone from taking any criticism about their negative and toxic behaviour. Yes he should not get undue hate and should look after his mental health; but that should also mean he confronts his own toxic behaviours.

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@dragraceher Too few reveals nail the concept of having two flawless and different outfits, as opposed to either one being just a reduction of the first one, or the first one being an obvious overcoat for the next look.

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@mooontijo @BootlegMermaid @Muna_Mire Spices went out of fashion in cuisine once the poors could afford them; rich people decided that plain and boring was back in once again. So much of our “culture” can be traced back to the upper class deciding to do the opposite of whatever the poors did (eg: the British accent)

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@OberliesRick @DisneyParksNews @WaltDisneyWorld My dude, Trump is already the President and none of this has “ended” what exactly do you think would change in November??

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