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Someone put me out of my misery
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Lmaoo
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Thank you Luther!
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And then everyone clapped
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This dude is a methodist lmao
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Next level cope lmao
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“Words I don’t understand are satanic”
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Surely we’re at the end…
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Ws in the chat
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Possibly the worst theological take
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We’ve gotta be near the end
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Based
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Baptist moment LMAO 🍇
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“How do you do, fellow kids?”
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The ULTIMATE red pill 🔥🔥🔥
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Protestantism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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So true!
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So true!
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Imagine calling the Mother of God “some woman”
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Are we at church or a concert? 💀
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I’m sure she meant a real Church but ok
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Lmaoo
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Clearly the focus is on God here!
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If “I completely agree with… the church of satan” comes our of your mouth you’re most definitely not a Christian
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Lmao
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I’ll take the rock band!!
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Huge focus on Jesus here! 🙏
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Who’s gonna tell em who built those churches?
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Thank you Luther, very cool!
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Imagine going to church and it’s just some dude flexing his watch lmao
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Who’s gonna tell him? 💀
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Just as the Apolstles worshipped 🙏
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Imagine thinking the Mother of God had no role in the life of her Son
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Yeah I believe in predestination:
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I think this might be the most cursed of all time?
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Lmao
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True LOL
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I wish bro
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Broke: The election was rigged by the Democrats Woke: The election was rigged by Italy and the Vatican
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Balls = Baal LMAO
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Just like Jesus did!
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Dang I guess every Christian before the 1600’s had it wrong
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Imaging standing before God and trying to explain why you called His mother Satan
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Thanks I hate it
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Who wants to tell him where the Bible came from?
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Thank you Methodists, very cool!
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The Episcopal church is selling tickets LOL 🤣
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Christmas service passes now available! Get yours today and join us this holiday season❄️
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11. “Empty pews”
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Least obvious fed 👮🏼‍♀️
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Your brain on Protestantism
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When you walk into a building and you aren’t sure if you’re at a church or an insane asylum
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Here’s a crazy idea: Baptize them
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Based woman
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It counts as a grave sin, that's for sure
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Which one looks more like Heaven? Which one looks like it gives glory and honor to God?
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Today at Mass while reading the Gospel (the parable of the Pharisee and the Publican, Luke 18:9-14) I instantly thought of this video. Who is the Pharisee here? Who is the Publican? It's obvious of course.
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Thank you Martin, very cool!
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Literally the pastor of a Lutheran Church. Thank you Luther, very cool!
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Can we just get rid of Germany entirely?
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These German pastors are bringing techno to church 🕺⛪️
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It’s literally in the very first chapter
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LOL
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Huge endorsement for Catholicism
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Give it a rest Steve
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Counts as a mortal sin, that's for sure
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Checking in on the Lutherans…
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That Icon is 1,000+ years older than your heretical man made church
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They have to be trolling at this point
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Do they celebrate pride before or after murdering 100% of babies with down syndrome?
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BREAKING: Catholics couldn’t read the Bible until 1922
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Just shoot me
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Heresy levels off the charts 📈🚨
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Demonic
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Wow a Friar didn't want his monastery and village getting bombed? What a fascist!
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Becoming an anti-vaxxer because of this image
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People really believe this lol
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The first crusade took place hundreds of years before luther was even born lol
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Baptists live in an alternative universe
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Who’s gonna tell him about Luke 1:28?
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If your Church is getting praise like this, you know you’re doing it wrong
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Battle of the heretics
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I’m indeed not with you, sorry
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This tweet reads like it was made by an anti-Catholic random word generator lol
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Who’s gonna tell em?
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