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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini

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10 months
@lidolmix Didn’t his original post say like if you’re a “both sides” person then you’re soulless or something? Cut to him basically saying peace in the Middle East hey
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
9 months
@gracecamille_ yes please experiment with my spine more, they are notoriously easily to repair
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
7 months
@beyoncegarden I love that “Girl.” is a complete sentence. It really says so much.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@dragraceher Each reveal was so sloppy, she was fumbling with those rags. Messyyy.
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1 year
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
10 months
@lidolmix He wrote very plainly and definitively. Not a lot to misconstrue. But he had a lot of conversations. Awesome.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@kevjxcrawford there’s a certain level of not giving a fuck that only comes from women in their 40s and 50s
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@Arsynic__ She never says anything funny for her to be laughing while taking like that. Qshawnda please!
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
1 year
@agnesvrda Cubanism is one of my favorite art movements
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
11 months
@lijahfilms took me a second then IJBOL
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
10 months
@brokebackstan Love the press release format.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@heaven_toniight They should write that into the show tbh
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@thembosnack The bear already chose him
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@LouisPeitzman I can’t explain it, but he’s going to age horribly. So, let him take all the roles he’s offered!
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@dcsteve5 I was convinced pitcher, base, and batter were part of a baseball category lol. I got purple second
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@doxie_gay Even if true, this girl has been Avril for longer than the real Avril so she’s more valid atp
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@proph3cygirl She ain’t even have to say nothin!
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
4 months
@LagunaBiotchIG Been hot for like 30 years omg
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
10 months
@mgaps5666 @lidolmix It’s a direct quote from his post. Context doesn’t help when you say the only alternative to supporting Israel is terrorism.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
7 months
@mascarayde The mug is terrifying but the garments are impeccable
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@lidolmix It feels forbidden to see her say her name
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@nosmokenomore This was before she married him and had a child with him, yes?
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@SomaKazima You are being very generous with the photo you chose
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
9 months
@danerobertsz am I having a stroke or does this not make sense
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
1 year
@lidolmix why did you edit a 4th girl in again? post the original pls
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@SomaKazima Why is she sat up there like she’s getting her senior photos done?? Lmao nothing moved except for her lips
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
4 months
@THELEGlTBOSS My fav will always be “I would like Porsha to spell scepter. We’ll wait.”
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
7 months
@MadisonKittay Lmaoooo I thought someone wanted Pro-Palestine earrings!!!! The watermelon stereotype went completely over my head
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
8 months
@fiImgal I feel like she is always lying and I’m okay with that. No one is getting hurt. Except maybe Big Lime.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
8 months
@SlutFromDee90s A person who only speaks English coming for someone’s English when they’re bilingual is bottom of the barrel behavior
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@highanddye I can’t believe she was having an affair with Carlos Solis 😭 2005 was season 2, he was already cheating with Xiao Mei!
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
9 months
@TheBravoDerm even if you google “nurse anesthesiologist” the only thing that comes up is nurse anesthetist, so it definitely isn’t common or normal usage. I feel like she’s spearheading her own movement, which no one asked for.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
11 months
@gagavoodo2 That’s definitely Derrick Barry
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@queensofbravo Can’t believe this happened 9 years ago and he was just now convicted. Justice moves slowly, but I’m glad for Dina.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
10 months
@littlvrs that’s how you serve bob
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
4 months
@joyrosenberg Is this Michael Rappaport? It’s true he has a face for radio, but the way he rambles without being anywhere close to making a a point is spectacular
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@MxSilverWare it drives me nuts how she always talks like she’s laughing at the time same. nothing she ever says warrants that
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4 months
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i was latina at the time yes
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
7 months
@mushqoom @pd12fuckin3 Kudos for putting that together. For spilling.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
11 months
@SheaFromTheBay wasn’t she calling her big piggy with the busted shape like right after she gave birth or smth?? or still pregnant lol
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@OverpricedVodka She was definitely playing chess while Jackie was playing checkers
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
3 months
@GiftedAsia Lilly got her comeuppance in hostel 2 for how she treated amelia mignonette thermopolis renaldi thee princess of genovia
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@TayvisHeaven I’ve never heard his voice before, he sounds like a cartoon character that’s meant to be annoying
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
8 months
@cold_aqva for jasmine to call someone else horse-faced and slim pole bodied is a brave choice…
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
10 months
@lidolmix Noah when someone brings up his post
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
4 months
@dayacoven @pdfuckin123 she said “you’re a liar and that’s why derrick don’t like you”
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
7 months
@JesusJugss A 40 year old teenager
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
9 months
@tvdeets @Realitytvguru13 This lady looks like someone fused Angie K, Jen Shah, and Monica Garcia together
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@BlazesAccount She got new dressing
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
9 months
@declancooper_ Just loud & annoying 😖
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
4 months
@dragraceher Rebecca would literally just shop the junior’s section of Sears, slap on a little lipgloss and a wig and call it drag. They were not living for it.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
1 year
@cervixpiercer @ellieanderphd wouldn’t it be a dialogue then?? or a… group discussion?
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@Teresasbabyhair Just twisting that face as much as she could, Botox be damned
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
11 months
@fairiesirens why was this me waiting for them to kiss?
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
1 year
@ellethescorpio @nosmokenomore the wuhhmourrhs and the nastinesss
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
8 months
@JaysRealityBlog At first glance, I thought it looked dmpretty good… but wait a second, this ain’t a dress? It’s a top with a train and some leggings? Girl…
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
9 months
@ballerinagaga_ I love TS Roger
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@2birdies1stone Trixie said nuh-uh I am not performing on a 4 x 6 platform at the Abbey
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@DivaMattieA @LouisPeitzman Fully introducing himself by his husband’s last name on video!
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
10 months
@adrianasmojito she could not handle it omg she’s like Erika and Denise please fight I can’t take it 😭
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
1 year
@queensofbravo the only tears I’ll shed are for jessel’s children who won’t get to rub shoulders with Tom Cruise because Pavit was too cheap for the $62,000 tuition
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
1 year
@sassyblackdiva wait why did they have him in that stiff bob wig omf
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
9 months
@grimesupdatezsz @Grimezsz @Camila_Cabello didn’t she just go blonde why does she have 3” roots
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
9 months
@brandonxjoseph @dragraceher a quick google search will reveal that answer for you… I never knew this. I wish I still didn’t know this. I am horrified to know this. I don’t want to know this.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@chantgod I won’t forgive this watered down, 1 cocktail maximum, guest judge interrupting, no drama having sit down kumbaya after school special format that untucked devolved into. Back then if you weren’t watching untucked you really were only getting half the story!
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
9 months
@tre_bernard @queensofbravo Lisa wasn’t a homemaker or a stay at home mom for the majority of their marriage. She was a stay at home wife, at best. It’s a read because she’s crying over a situation she could have avoided if she didn’t depend on her husband’s money for everything.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@theandysofbravo @nosmokenomore This is literally saying “if you rely on a job to pay your bills, you should quit” which is absolute nonsense.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@top_baby666 They had an advantage because this one has a little sweetness to it… the other men were straight
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@RHONJ_OBSESSED Every answer Marge gives feels like she’s just trying to make it a moment, nothing authentic. Like just trying hard to say something “iconic” and it never hits
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
4 months
@aherman2006 unfortunately, I am unable to see what can be, unburdened by what has been because I exist in the context of all in which I live and what came before me…
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
4 months
@queensofbravo “Luann hugged Bryn. We had to do it on social media because if it didn’t happen there then it didn’t happen anywhere,” Frankel continued. What a sad, desperate thing to say
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
8 months
@nicetohvfriend swifties used to commit credit card fraud for sales… where is the commitment?
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
4 months
@BuccaDiBravo It’s so weird to me that she was so focused on “slob” when it says “I fucking hate her” right after it like did she stop reading at slob???
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
8 months
@tyler02020202 imagine paying for all of that but not to get your unibrow waxed…
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@sunny66878 Lied about paying their bills 😂
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5 months
@aidanthereup those tops make SHEIN look like couture
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
1 year
@michcoll @Realitytvguru13 “This is my friend who always compliments my purchases. What’s your name???” Like girl, put the phone down.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
7 months
@Pr0sttti0nWh0re Not the entire camera shaking…
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5 months
@nosmokenomore That insult cost her so much money lol
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5 months
@JulyShit Aw her little lapdog
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5 months
@linenandcurIs Me seeing all the neon green posts
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5 months
@AllAboutDaTea This blog has the worst clickbait headlines 🙄
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
1 year
@realnorireed how to say absolutely nothing in over 2 minutes girl what is your POINT
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3 months
@queensofbravo That model is never going to work in Los Angeles again 😭
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
4 months
@RHONJ_OBSESSED She’s said this before, after Audriana graduates. Who knows if there will even be RHONJ in 4 years! If there is, I hope she stays on till the bitter end.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@sugalumped he was not mindful of why he was invited into the section
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
8 months
@queensofbravo Here go Lisa with the hysterics and the immobile face. They gotta subtitle this girl’s emotions. Guerdy looks like she’s gonna fall out of that dress.
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
4 months
@nosmokenomore My fav part lmao she was explaining why Jeff Lewis apologized to her
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@jalenrayy It’s time for DeShawn Snow to come back and save the franchise!
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@cuntneykardash Taylor really thought this was gonna be a gotcha moment
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
10 months
@waweruwangigi @drugsbfun @whatthegaby @adore4elano @virgosmallss Like I read that sentence and moved past it until I read this comment and like damn, our minds are so conditioned to this absolute nonsense
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
4 months
@computer_gay She switched it up like Nintendo
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
11 months
@itszaeok the way prim gave her back that cursed pin after katniss told her it would protect her at the reaping
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
11 months
@queensofbravo their fashions must have gotten lost in the bermuda triangle. these garments leave a lot to be desired
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
3 months
@sunny66878 @Andy Jen from Shahs lmao
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
6 months
@nosmokenomore @TwoTsPod Oh now I’m agreeing with these two? What is happening in this world 😭
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@BoscosSlut oh no… mama that’s garbage
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
4 months
@nosmokenomore Her head looks like her wig is slipping back lmao that’s not a flattering hairstyle when you have a fivehead
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
5 months
@Spilling_The_T 8 years I thought you were joking but—
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Dorinda’s Dirty Martini
9 months
@dorindadeadly How did everything, including her voice, change so much? Absolutely wild. She added so much bulk to her face with all the filler.
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