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@prollyunhinged

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Joined September 2020
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*hypocrisy alert*
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@prollyunhinged
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just for fun…
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@nottshafq
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Why are y'all guys getting too attached to that sc filter where y'all look like a thief
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ah shit, here we go again
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mout aajaye par feed par yeh dono na aaye
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they don't want to marry you, they want to stay with you until they get married
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me when she’s making six figures
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gc nahi masjidein abaad karo
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you see the most lame shit on twt and its coming from a medicine student
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women in love >>> had to be my favourite gender fr
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there's more to intimacy than just sex
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the ward bro works in:
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@ScalpeLwizard
Dr. GumGumFruit
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Why this 22 yr old patient with 2 daughters is flirting w me during c section sutures removal 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭???????????????????
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playing badminton on the street with her at midnight, is it too much to ask for?
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why did she get a purse for?
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i reply embarrassingly fast or shamelessly late, nothing in between
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i don’t want my mom to get old
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@antifascisttt People here to discuss free mixing while free mixing.
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ffs you have dm for a reason
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just a friendly reminder that haram doesn't become halal after maghrib azaan
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i stalk every account that likes my tweet
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having 47 cigarettes when out with my friends just bc i didn't know what else to do with my hands
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major me and who
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She’s literally me.
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when you are blocking my account, this is who you're blocking
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How much vulgarity can you pack in one tweet? It’s amazing how y’all manage to reach new levels of vulgarity nearly everytime I open twitter. I think y’all can’t go any lower and then you guys come up with something brand-new.
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never disappoints
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love isn't texting someone at 2 am, it's your mom leaving aamras in the fridge before sleeping bc she know there's a monster that craves and lurks for it while texting someone at 2 am
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is it too much to ask for?
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@notnabby
N🧸ིྀ
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i don’t think i’m asking for much
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i want a girl with goals, drive, ambition, and i want her to give that all up to support mine
unambitious women gets unattractive to me instantly
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i've noticed good looking girls are mostly loyal, it's always those hideous छिपकली looking ones that cheat
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love isn't texting someone at 2 am, it's your mom leaving aamras in the fridge before sleeping bc she know there's a monster that craves and lurks for it while texting someone at 2 am
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"what i bring to the table" and it's a list of things screaming pick me please
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@zolochipsss this tweet got me opening your account to make sure we aren't following eachother
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how my bathroom mirror see me
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@yassifiedsloth
yassified sloth from ice age
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Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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They say ‘Gift her jewellery and she’ll never take it off’ this is a sign I-
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bhai mujhe irl pyar mohabbat mil jaye na twitter pe thookne bhi na aau mai
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@luvlynabi missionary so i can ask her if shes mad at me
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to the bitch who always tweet paragraphs
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academic comeback academic comebac academic comeba academic come academic com academic co academic c academic academi academ acade acad aca ac a fa fam fami family family b family bu family bus family busi family busin family busine family busines family business
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avoiding your depressed friends is all okay until they commit suicide
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i judge women on their relationship with their parents
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if you get hate on your tweet that means you're doing it right
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i hope y’all don’t take ghosting phase personally, ramadan mubarak.
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@prollyunhinged
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jurm? had pure intentions for someone.
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born to talk to her while walking with our fingers intertwined, forced to text
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if a girl wants to, she will find 'any' reason to text you
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Ah shit, here we go again.
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me and the girl i pulled by tweeting my deranged thoughts
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sex is not love. dating is not love. talking to someone 24 hours a day, 7 days a week is not love. staying up for someone all night is not love. what is love? babie don't hern me, don't hern me, nomo
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everything i say is a joke, it’s just satire. unless you agree with me, then it's real but if you disagree? it's just a joke.
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real men obey their mum regardless
@samxihaa
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no mama’s boy your mom is not always right
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idk who needs to hear this but you’re doing no good to yourself by publicly announcing your deeds
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yeah mom, i had breakfast
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me as soon as my wife starts crying
@rehnvma
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Marry a man that crumbles completely when you cry
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delete all songs on your phone and leave one, you'll then know how it feels to date just one person
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scary how spending enough amount of time with someone will make you a version of them
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people here are soo weird i swear
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kaiku itti fikr yaro, amma hai tum mere?
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in a world full of "liked your story" she was "replied to your story"
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if you call me selfish for prioritising my family over anyone then be it
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yehi baat agar side chick ko bola hota toh woh chaand par chali jaati
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no one tries harder than a cousin who has a crush on you
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if pushing people away was an art, consider me one of the best artists.
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“alarm set for 1 hour and 37 minutes for now.”
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marriage is scary, what if she craves validation online
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i'm basically a free therapist to some of friends
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it's halal to cheat in a haram relationship
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if i had four arms
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Find a reason to love yourself the way you love the moon.
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y’all stare at my tweets like this and still not like it
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sorry i ghosted you for two weeks, i lost my charger... wyd tonight tho?
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nothing is more attractive than a man admitting that he misses u, stalks u, reads the old convos w you and is insanely obsessed w you
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honest reaction to academic stuff
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my honest response to all the flat chested girls out there
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it's always "look it's raining" and never "the weather made me think about you"
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if you're gonna talk shit about me behind my back, at least invite me (i hate myself too)
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bro is all grown up now
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yk you both retard asf when you laugh at everything for no reason
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favourite meal fr
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damn… who hurt tahura
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i don't ask for much i just want a three page long detailed essay explaining what you like about me
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me with my friends in the morning after i had suicidal thoughts last night
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it's never, ever, the pretty ones
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the 'k' in kulfi stands for kaale je libaas di shukeeen...
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saras
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kulfi 💛🌻
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i -
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toxic trait: i care too much or i don’t care at all. nothing in between.
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where you'll end up if you keep liking my shit
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@berserksouls
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unambitious women gets unattractive to me instantly
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You’re not even 21 why is your only aim in life having a wedding??
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you call it talking stage, i call it stalking stage. we're not the same.
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