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10 days

I just want everyone to know that the issues we face today are the same issues we've always faced. Here is some new, never-before-seen footage of "Greedflation" from the year 10,000 B.C.

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2 months

#HeAintFromHere Good job Kentucky. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Needed this.

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I want everyone to take a cold, hard look at our party conventions. Specifically, glance at the crowds present at the DNC and the RNC. I'm not talking about numbers, I am talking about the diversity of people. The DNC vs. The RNC.

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@WTF_Gimmick @InternetH0F I don't think vocabulary would help. He needs reading comprehension.

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@KatyMontgomerie Wait.. wait.. wait. So this woman doesn't feel safe in the women's restroom because she fears a trans woman will come in, but she'll feel safer in the men's restroom?

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@nofedhere @strike_dr "The poor people are intentionally being poor so they can be poor!"

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2 years

@serinide Lol. Now I'm 32 and walking into group chats full of 20 year old "dudes" and shaking my head because they act like 15 year olds.

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2 years

@Ricecdake @Flemberger11 @kcjourney @thechadx2 One of the best, yes. I have awarded this whole conversation with likes. Think of them as little gold star stickers. Keep up the good work, yes, yes!

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1 year

@AmandaLarreni Isn't boycotting a company based on their practices.... Woke?

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16 days

@PaulTweetsOnX @esjesjesj @Stezo4life Since when was this word a slur? It's in the Oxford dictionary.

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2 years

I've just scrolled through about 100 of the top tweets in the trending #stoptheshot and it's a bunch of people shouting how dangerous they think COVID-19 vaccines are without linking to any peer review studies. One even said 70% of Americans refuse the "Largest Experiment ever".

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@3YearLetterman @JoeBiden 1. His name isn't Joel. 2. Hunter is not next in line to the presidency. 3. Hunter's was not convicted of a "Violent" felony, he purchased a firearm and was not allowed to. 4. There is no law stating you cannot be president if you or a family member has a felony record.

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@RepMeijer Biden invoked the Defense Production Act on Wednesday to help with production and import of formula from other countries. The FDA is who we rely on to inspect these products. Unless you feel we shouldn't inspect the food we give to our children...

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11 months

@Esqueer_ How America works: Passes a bill on the 11th hour to keep the government open for another 45 days. Kicks out the Speaker of the House and proceeds to spend the next 45 days finding a replacement, instead of working on a more stable spending bill.

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@BettrCallSowell @KatyMontgomerie Source?

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@clackajacka @Rainmaker1973 Not only does it promote empathy towards sharks as others have stated, it also helps to the scale of the shark on film.

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@Mads_five That power stance be like.

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@ThomasHoufek @trekkiebill Imagine if you will, you had a replicator in your home that could make anything. Do you need money? It's not communism per-se, It's simply post-capitalism.

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@MediocreJedi @joshgad Would be a shame if the owner of that truck woke up to find the Chinese flag painted on the hood. :P

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@3YearLetterman @JoeBiden 1. Joseph is his legal name. 2. Hunter may be a legal heir, but not heir to the presidency. 3. No, it's not. 4. Yahtzee.

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4 years

@CarmineSabia @EricTrump He did actually imply it was a hoax, because he said it will "Magically disappear" right after the election.

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@LukeWernle @TeaPainUSA There are a myriad of ways one can celebrate the fourth that don't involve spending a small fortune on fireworks. It's pointing out the inconsistency of complaining they have no money due to the economy, then spending their money irresponsibility.

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2 years

@mannyfidel @elonmusk In a strange way, did Trump just admit to using government subsidies to fund what he saw as "Worthless" projects? 🤔 Could this tweet also be seen as a Quid pro quo?

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4 months

@williamcson "Dissent must never lead to disorder." This country was literally founded on dissent leading to disorder.

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5 years

@BernieSanders Don't have insurance!

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2 years

@ToddABailey @ninaturner Is that 17 year old putting in the same time and effort as his or her peers? Yes. They should be being paid an equal wage.

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@MikiM007 @itsJeffTiedrich What's the phrase I hear so often from those who normally condone police violence? ... Oh, yeah. "She should have complied."

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@rabiasquared @NikkiMcR @TuckerCarlson Rabia stole the documents, but it was MY plan all along. The U.S. government may have them back for... One.. Billion-gagillion-million-trillion dollars. Or a $130,000 hush payment. :P

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2 years

@Warlockdnd A piracy campaign taking place entirely in the sky. Perhaps there isn't even a "Ground" to land on.

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@oncloud_e That depends. Does it make the cop feel threatened?

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16 days

@alone1zz @PaulTweetsOnX @esjesjesj @Stezo4life I have never heard anyone use the term "Cisgender" as a slur. Even feminism, while the movement has nuance and has probably changed some since it's inception, isn't a slur. You either are, or are not a feminist. Just as you either are, or are not cisgender.

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3 months

@trader_theo_png @Kahlissee Four... unarmed... terrorists? Walking down the street?

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2 years

@debostic Is this an old video that he's just reposted or is it totally new content... I'm curious because it's just been a few short hours since the FBI search... how long did it take him to make his video calling off the J6 crowd? It's not even the same production value. Lol.

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4 years

@HKrassenstein This tweet perfectly sums up this particular debacle. Well done. Problem is, now that he's announced the boycott, do you think he'll roll it back after finding out he was wrong? The answer is no, because he'd be admitting he was wrong, and now thousands will be affected.

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@andrewkimmel It's insane how many times we see celebrities being rude or belligerent toward the public. Why? You've won the game of life! All you have to do now is just be kind to the people you meet and you're golden! Love to see stuff like this.

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2 years

@rgoodlaw @dfriedman33 Once again, we're shocked to find a secret "Bombshell" about Trump, that we should have already known, because he said it right to our faces.

Trump: If I Lose It Means The Election Is 'Rigged' | The 11th Hour |...

Fmr. Demcractic member of Congress Donna Edwards reacts to the president saying if he loses the November election it means it was 'rigged.' Aired on 8/17/202...

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@marcelinesfangs @Ricecdake @Flemberger11 @kcjourney @thechadx2 You get a pseudo-gold star like thing too! YES!

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@JenC222 Jen, you have a larger platform than I do, so I hope you might help. I just heard news that Ohio just removed 160,000 voter registrations. Please, if you live in Ohio, watch this video which provides more info and has links on how to check your status.

Let's talk about Ohio removing 160,000 voter registrations....

Search for yourself here: https://registrationreadiness.ohiosos.gov/Voter registration: https://olvr.ohiosos.gov/Support via Patreon: https://www.patreon.com...

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4 years

@ashish_090 @realDonaldTrump Actually, twitter has EVERY right to censor whatever it likes. When you create an account with Twitter, you agree to a set of rules. If you break those rules, you can expect to have consequences. Twitter is not a public park, it's a business.

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@UncleFalco_ @serinide Crazy, right? I wonder if perhaps online and game spaces are places where people feel comfortable enough to act out from time to time, or if they always act that way.

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@singing4sats @peterparkour_69 @historyinmemes When you hear sound, it's because waves of particles in the air find their way into your ears and your brain parses that out. Space is VERY empty. The particles you would need to crash into each other to create the waves you would need for sound to travel aren't there.

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@ArmyVetVolsFan Have you considered that funding the FDA while also using the Defense Production Act to import formula from other countries means the FDA has the power to ensure the formula we bring in is safe for our children?

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@Saberspark I have never cared for Crypto or NFTs, but any technology that allows simplifies a process or allows people to get into a new hobby or produce things they otherwise couldn't gets my vote.

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4 years

@TheRightMelissa @realDonaldTrump Not only is this table labeled "Alleged", meaning without proof, it's "irregularities", meaning not normal behavior. Your "Overwhelmingly indisputable evidence" is really "We don't have proof on this, but something isn't normal"

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@America1Eagle1 @darkvibes005 @Gameove35593168 @AdorablePodcast @Stillhere4745 @Bubu_fan1 @Sahara_Stevens @Lmcg689 @scottstocker4 @zypisfy @TheHonestS @UndeC08 @TastyMorsel6 @ThereseOSulliv2 @loretta_stiles @JohnnyLoveless @SecularSmurf @JenC222 @Susan16Park @kali8989 @DonnaThomas__ @CalifDreamers @rlittwin @IamGhostOfTick1 @NanetteDonnelly @ShellyRKirchoff @BuckSatanLives @_LaneArroyo @skratch_karma @The_Real_BiM @AdamTarver6 @acabpigs1775 @cherylhart00 @Blueresin1 @freemasongeorg5 @Woody4123 @ConnieFanelli6 @orna_verum @KARMA92630394 @terrymbs2 @ChrisHildabrant @NewfMom29 @crime10032 @LadyOfTheOcean1 @worldmeetjohn @howienudet @BrianNazarenus @Godfly__ @VinceGottalotta And you've yet to condemn Trump. The difference between us, is if Joe came out and said and done half of the things we can prove Trump has, we would drop him. Think about it. One bad night on a debate stage had the Democrats rethinking our decision.

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26 days

#DonaldDump Trump is SO far above you and I that he hasn't seen Cheerios (available in almost every grocery store in America) in a long time, and he's going to take them back to his cottage (As he stands in front of his mansion) MAGA. HE DOES NOT REPRESENT YOU!

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@Positivity_1o1 @SteakFrankhouse I'm pretty sure he hires modern day geniuses which makes him look like a genius. He provides them with a salary, while any inventions and research findings go to him. That's the American Dream!

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4 years

@samriegel The Mindflayer occupying the White House says there is.

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2 years

@Jaboo_Loses @BobDobb88932809 @WesleyR58283701 @hjjjjhjkbb Well? Considering we just had two major mass shootings in the last 24 hours... That's his proof. And considering you've claimed his assertion is absolutely false, I hope you've brought reciepts.

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@historyinmemes Monty Python once did a famous experiment, where if you take a penguin and enlarge it to be human sized, it's brain would be bigger than ours.

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@fcryan1 @KatyMontgomerie If you feel it's the safer option, I won't stop you, but I wouldn't recommend it.

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@mtsavageman @OhSeungMyeong @lotsofadhd My friend. I think your argument was shut down quite completely by @OhSeungMyeong . Accept the counter-argument and move on.

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@GideonOnGaming @Zeldachampion @BeratStuff You're assumption is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

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@PNWconserv @JoJoFromJerz A person cannot pull the trigger if they don't have the gun.

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2 years

@ComRicheyweb @trekkiebill It's deeper than a paint job, and aren't we just machines of a different kind? :D

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3 years

@Susu_jpg Thumbnail looks like you're dating a young Brendan Fraser.

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2 years

@brent_hannan @siriusfishing So, I guess we throw the law books out. Don't bother making rape, murder, theft, vandalism, etc, illegal. After all, criminals are going to do them anyway.

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@_nomadic_soul What is so malicious about this, is if these traits are indicative of having undergone puberty and these traits are listed as undesirable, what does that say about the producers of this list?

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@GameOrde67 @brndxix Just going to put this here. Please take note of which leg the blood is on in the picture. Then, please reference the video. It is fake.

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@McMarsmcclure @BettrCallSowell @KatyMontgomerie At least you came with receipts, though you didn't bother checking them before you laid them out. Nobody is debating whether or not a trans woman has ever attacked a woman in a restroom, it's about frequency. Here are the first four suspects from your "Bathroom" segment

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@AgentSelf99B It's amazing that in 2012 when Obama won, Trump said the election was rigged. In 2020 when he lost to Biden, Trump said the election was rigged. Now, in 2024, when Democratic candidate is pulling ahead in the polls, Trump is saying the election is rigged. 2016? Crickets.

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@McMarsmcclure @BettrCallSowell @KatyMontgomerie In order for you to give merit to the OP's sentiment that it's safer going to the men's restroom than it is to use the women's restroom with a trans woman, you need to provide evidence that trans people assault more women then men do.

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11 months

@norafawn So, my favorite hobby lately is watching other people watch LOTR for the first time on youtube. I hate to admit it, but I've watched the extended cuts to all three LOTR films like 8 times in the last two weeks. lol.

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8 months

@Aoife_Bee_ Know that even though I do not truly know you, and we'll never meet, I am glad you are here on this earth. 🤗

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2 years

@AbigailGaetz 1. 4chan as a reliable source? 2. How did they obtain Hunter's phone? 3. How do you know the information presented is accurate? Has another party, or preferably multiple parties corroborated these claims?

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#1 Vote Harris #3 Folks shitting on @catturd2 #5 Bureau of Labor Statistics positive jobs report #8 #BlueWaveRising #12 Labor Department #18 White House for 12 All of this on Elon's platform which has been pandering to the far right for YEARS. Let's get it my friends!

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@AirfoeceVetKC @brixwe National Military appreciation month is May. The fact that you don't know that speaks volumes.

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@blackhawkce457 @POTUS Trump's tax plan is still in place and doesn't expire until 2025. If your taxes have risen, please contact Trump.

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@JenniferFourak3 I have NO idea how X became so funny today...

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4 years

@MattMurchison I'm not a Trumper at all, but I would like to see the bill vetoed until it's actually been read. I'm seeing reports of startling quantities of cash being sent to governments overseas. Just read the bill before it's signed, that's all I want.

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@dfriedman33 Remember this? It's not a crime if you say it out loud to a crowd ahead of time.

Trump: If I Lose It Means The Election Is 'Rigged' | The 11th Hour |...

Fmr. Demcractic member of Congress Donna Edwards reacts to the president saying if he loses the November election it means it was 'rigged.' Aired on 8/17/202...

www.youtube.com

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When all you have are two pictures, one video and a slew of AI generated images, "Swifties for Trump" isn't as big as you think it is. How about getting Taylor Swift's endorsement before ya'll start freaking out.

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Praise God. God is good.

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@KarenDi95261360 @JenC222 @catneu17 @Bubu_fan1 @Stillhere4745 @JohnnyLoveless @SecularSmurf @TheHonestS @Gameove35593168 @ShellyRKirchoff @BuckSatanLives @AdamTarver6 @LadyOfTheOcean1 Frankly, that you don't care Trump's name is ALL OVER the Epstein files and he's supportive of Project 2025 is scary.

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@AdamSank @JLCauvin Are you suggesting our country can save money testing the "Disinfectant" treatment by having folks do it themselves? I must admit, it's a novel idea. Perhaps those who survive the treatment can fill out a survey.

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@BlameBootsy @ConSelfOwns I use they/them, and I don't think these two words always have a plural connotation. How else do you refer to someone who's gender you don't know?

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@JericGSantos @ZakugaMignon @CorridorDigital It's probably cheaper and easier than hiring a team of animators to get everything right.

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@MelissaVThom1 @warriorgramma @RepMTG It's also not the girl's fault. Abortion bans mean the fetus has the right to use the woman's body against her will. Do you want other people to have the right to use your body against your will?

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@NotTheTimCurry I just watched Rocky Horror for the first time the other day. I'm 32 years old, never seen it and I had a blast! Dunno how I missed it for so long.

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@KAYgor19 @TheRightMelissa I applaud you for your perfect reasoning. Show those Dems you mean business by doing nothing!

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@Mystic0321 What I learned today is apparently Kentucky's chief export is ointment for the sick burns it produces.

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@MrEph @ninaturner "A riot is the language of the unheard" Dr. King said that, and I don't believe the activities of these students go so far as to be called riots.

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@VoiceOfOBrien Perhaps he's really a mind flayer feeding off of negative thoughts?

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@gumbaaufmbuhu @AmaterasuHayas @leger7777 @Amouranth No, I'm simply trying to point out that your whole argument hinges on how specific a job title you each use. The person who takes your garbage could be the garbage man, or a sanitation worker, or a government employee.

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@GarrettPetersen @vulcan_orbit @wahlstedt007 @Maursbetta Does that mean the punishment for starting fires and smashing windows is death?

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@Dmac60542264 @the_tweetle @SX2122 @KamVTV @realDonaldTrump Trump just released a "3 Phase Guideline" for reopening individual states over time at the state governor's discretion, then tweets out that folks should ignore all of that and get out and protest, that their civil rights are "Under Siege". Sounds like citing civil unrest to me.

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@A_Chained_Angel @JessieMonterro1 @isJoeBrownsing @real_defender @realDonaldTrump Is this better for you? Our President's favorite news outlet.

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@woofknight I'll keep that in mind next time I see birds and spiders displaying brilliant colors to attract a mate.

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@OG_PReTTY @russianbarbii @Agojie_ Great! Stop using soap, haircare products, nail trimmers, vitamins, glasses, hearing aids, wheelchairs, medications... God meant for you to be a diabetic. Just deal with it. Stop trying to delay ketoacidosis. It's God's plan.

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@albyva @ninaturner Alby, the last time the minimum wage increased was in 2009 and inflation has done nothing but go up. Minimum wage was originally created to ensure the minimum amount one should expect to be paid is a living wage. How would you go about ensuring everyone makes a living wage?

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@sweetcarolinatv @BernieSanders Out of curiosity, if the minimum wage isn't designed to allow an individual to live with basic minimum standards, why have a minimum wage at all?

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@bencsmoke @VictoriaRoseoff Or we could eat them...

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The Irony of this man calling Kamala Harris "Dumb as a rock."

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@AFictionalGuy @hankgreen You're a bit late on the draw there, but I'm glad you made it. :D

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@LATiffani1 @realDonaldTrump So refusing to talk about a stimulus bill until after the election, forcing countless people out of their homes or into financial hardship is the right thing to do, because Nancy won't get her way? 🤔

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@di_stkilda @trader_theo_png @Kahlissee

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@Phana24jg12144 @professor_squid @trader_theo_png @Kahlissee Here's that same video, in black and white, with the missile's trajectory marked. You can clearly see it. ADAM on X: " @IsraelWarRoom You’re literally on video firing the second projectile." / X

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@Carmen50 @deedeehimawari Riddle me this Batman. If a prison escapee runs into your yard, would you be alright with the police on his trail killing you, your family and your neighbors?

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@PEATHRUS @ShaykhSulaiman If you'd use your eyes, rather than turning to an automatic response, you'd notice the two individuals in the video are not armed. Their arms are flailing about as they talk to one another moments before the bomb struck. No weapons.

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@no_piity @KatyMontgomerie It's not much of a safety concern if the woman is willing to just go to the men's restroom.

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@718Tv @SeaSaltBluehy Except gender is a social construct and as a social construct, society gets to determine it's rules. There is no lie involved. All you have to do is treat one another with respect.

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