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Professor of Business with an MBA in Wafflery

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Things can be bad and sad without being genocide. For example, this morning I dropped my toast on the ground, cream cheese side down. Very sad, not genocide.
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@magaxiom @Pismo_B @libsoftiktok Let's compromise and send her to Pakistan. They would do to her what they do to cows.
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@Noahpinion @hallwaycarpet You posted this sober? That's even worse
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@nes2533 @TikTokPolicy @iam_RyanBronson Somebody program this bot to write better English
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@Infernal_struct @Solidarity_Star These people aren't "fash". They're just actual working people trying to get to their jobs.
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@Dradambat_ar @DrewPavlou Guess he should've evacuated to the safe zone, like Israel said. Btw, where was Hamas's safe zone on 10/7?
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@DiggingInTheDi1 @cremieuxrecueil So your test came back Jewish and this is your cope.
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@ConceptualJames @jessesingal Well that clearly proves it. Nobody could doubt it now
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@Noahpinion How many generations does my family have to be here for me to be a Heritage American? And are we judging the longest ancestor in my line or the average of all my ancestors?
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@his_eminence_j @NateSilver538 He was talking about Joe Biden stepping down, not assassination. Jesus Christ
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@TheDanPeters @LoFiRepublican Honestly sounds pretty gay
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@RichardHanania This person isn't even aware which country was invaded
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@AsToldBySqueak The men are literally too busy r*ping Russian women to notice or care
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@RichardHanania Imagine a White guy going to Japan and complaining about being the only White guy there.
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@MohammedSarker1 @RichardHanania I'm sure they did have legitimate grievances. It was still the right thing to do to convict and imprison or execute them. Grievances don't give you the right to commit atrocities. And it's wrong to expunge their convictions. This is horrible news.
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If the snapping at Chik Fil A hung wasnโ€™t enough to convince you this guy shouldnโ€™t be defended this should. โ€œWhy donโ€™t people treat fake things as seriously as real things?โ€
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@dsgolson @mton1109 Are you 5? Grow up
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@3YearLetterman @FabianCtba @elonmusk @alexandre 1. Brazil isn't a NATO member 2. NATO members follow their own constitutions, not the United States's
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@JustJamieJoyce @pahlkadot The best way to avoid this story being weaponized is to fix the issue. There's no excuse for the police refusing to respond to home invasions.
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@Masonch31178202 @DrewPavlou They're not even in the same weight bracket. Where do you get your news? Do you verify anything you're reading?
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@RedPill8765309 @wanyeburkett If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain. - Not Winston Churchill, but still good
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@BobStein_FT @RichardHanania @QueerMajority Ok, so we can just get rid of it and keep those other things?
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@wanyeburkett Thank you for screenshotting my obvious shitpost. This is the greatest day of my life
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@chrsdcook @kferrDC @ChrisByBike Lol, if the housing were in a different location, you would be saying the exact same thing. "I just want it somewhere else"
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@IMAO_ @bendreyfuss So all the Israelis need is for someone else to steal it from them and then they'll be the heroes struggling against oppression
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@BobStein_FT @RichardHanania @QueerMajority I dunno. Jews seem smart to me. I think you guys can figure out how to maintain thousands of years of culture, language, and history without disfiguring your baby boys.
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@JackFought_1 @realMaalouf @Dimob67 This is why Israel keeps winning. This is the average intelligence level of antisemites.
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@wanyeburkett @coryfromphilly A conservative is a liberal who got mugged and there are a lot of liberals getting mugged this past year. Shout out to the two hood rats who mugged me 19 years ago!
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@HMBrough_ @Noahpinion Read the comments. Vast majority of people are proposing alternative theories that dodge around genetics and race.
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@scottswigart @mattyglesias Kids and parents have the right to know if the treatments are considered experimental and risky or not. We shouldn't be lying to them and telling them this is clinical best practice, when it isn't
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@makrayrozsas @realMaalouf @MarcDeMesel Yes, it's all due to the way Sweden reports bombings. Most countries don't report bombings because they rarely or never happen. Sweden has a complicated procedure for reporting the per-capita rate of bombings.
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@SlanderedSaint2 @TrackAIPAC I served with the Justice League in counterintelligence. I was a level 9 Super Saiyan. I can definitively say they did not use dogs to rape prisoners. They used penguins.
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@LeeHepner You're lying. This isn't about paying $15.57/hr driving. It's about paying drivers for hours sitting in their car when there's low demand for rides. Driving for Uber/Lyft offers flexible hours by design. It's not a 9-5 job.
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@jessesingal @LibertyAndTech We all know they were this careful when reporting on officer involved shootings of black men
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@simkrimms @DrewPavlou The documentary you posted is about the West Bank and has literally nothing to do with Gaza.
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@BallaTheSenior @Citizen22668787 @Noahpinion I think we just assumed you were a pro-Hamas account taking pains to distinguish between beheading and being shot in the head while totally ignoring the difference between murder and collateral damage. Because those accounts are half of Twitter.
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@yung_kapital @MagaCaucus @cooperunion Well that's a relief. It's not like the communists ever killed any Jews.
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@ChristineHillCo @Daviers9 @eyeslasho Incredible geography. The tip of a peninsula with no oil, no natural resources, and no access to drinkable water that instead must be piped in from Malaysia. Just incredible
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@VesperAegis @Global_Favela_ @AlexEConde Dude, you have an excuse for everything. Do Haitians have no responsibility in your mind?
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@Rush_2306 @seabeedeedaily @Altnukhi @DrewPavlou If they're not winning, why are you crying so much about "genocide"?
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@tylrr_tyler @jrcaus1 @Noahpinion Ok, please find me a video of 50 pro-Israel protesters outside a venue commemorating the murder of 300 people. We both know you won't.
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@laplacesdust @justjoshinyou13 Just to be clear, his baby is Chinese because the baby's grandmother was born in Vietnam and had distant ancestral ties to China?
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@GramsciGordon @hotrodjinn @DrewPavlou Dude, when you're giving credit to people who slaughtered 1500 young people at a concert and then kidnapped more, you probably need to log off Twitter. This isn't healthy and isn't contributing anything positive to the world
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@tylrr_tyler @jrcaus1 @Noahpinion Also this is more than 50 protesters, but I'm lowering the bar for you because I know you still won't meet it
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@Buzzdietyear @Noahpinion @wophugus People with names like "Halal Leftist"
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@History__Speaks @realMaalouf How pathetic is that? You just gave up your culture and you now speak the language and practice the religion of your conqueror and oppressor.
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@benryanwriter @jessesingal @Esqueer_ Alejandra Caraballo is a reliable font of disinformation
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@Isles_Life @BillyM2k @loveeducationjs That's just the list price. It probably sold for over $4M if it's in a good school district
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@atifkhan_ca @mehdirhasan I wonder why so many people are Islamophobic. Why would they be scared of the religion of peace?
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@txnftxnf @Frankiemoses52 @ai_boyfriend_ @Tyler_A_Harper This is not mathematically important, but it's still completely untrue. You're making up total nonsense
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@Steve_Sailer This makes me like Obama more. He kicked a cocaine habit and went on to have a very successful career in politics
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@josefk333 @randserver @ShaooSky @eyeslasho Most economists, both conservative and liberal, seem to think the Fed is a very good idea. The anti-fed econs are a teeny tiny minority. Why is that?
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@Gridironsec @brianoflondon @realMaalouf It's not disrespectful to any culture to enforce some reasonable laws about public presentation. Public is not the place to practice your religion. You leave the home or the synagogue and you both literally and figuratively take off your Jew hat.
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Imagine posting this graph and thinking to yourself "this proves how great communism is"
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@UNIVERS_ART @haaretzcom Wow, I guess Gaza really shouldn't have started this war ๐Ÿคฃ
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@_FreedomFRoG @troonytoons His demands are unreasonable. Privacy isn't part of marriage. If you have nothing to hide, then show her your phone
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@RichardHanania The one thing she didn't call him is an antisemite, which is especially interesting considering he was replying to her opposition to Israel. She doesn't draw any distinction between them on anti-antisemitism/anti-zionism.
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@selectiveretx @omarali50 @SK96904422 @dhume I used to be very optimistic about India and now I'm very pessimistic. It seems that some of the promises of a business friendly India haven't panned out. India is still the quasi-socialist state it was in the 90s with an indulgent welfare state and lots of tax evasion.
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@billy_boi6 @Pismo_B @libsoftiktok Let's compromise and send her to Pakistan
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This Black Supremacist is a professor at Princeton. Black Supremacy is the only type of racism that isn't just accepted, but actively encouraged
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You are WHITE. This is a BLACK FOLK AFFAIR.
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@History__Speaks @DrewPavlou Congrats. You found the one terrorist attack Muslims didn't commit. You can now use this anytime someone says Muslims commit terror attacks.
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What a pathetic sore loser do you have to be to post this? "You didn't know it was a hoax. You got lucky!"
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@so_na_tine @Noahpinion @kar_nels People will start to wonder why there are no Asian kids in the disruptors
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@RichardHanania "Submissive hot MAGA mom" has me rethinking my support for Nikki Haley. Thirsty voters!
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@MooseGrue @Steve_Sailer @absynyet @SteveRattner I'm in favor of common sense law enforcement. I'm just not sure which political party agrees with me sometimes. It seems like Democrats want to let criminals out of jail and Republicans want to eliminate background checks to make it easier for them to get a gun
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@Noahpinion @Yorksh1rehiker I'm convinced you've committed at least 1 crime without knowing it. You're a criminal who belongs in jail
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@HarkHugh @CIevarUsername @whstancil What was your point? It got lost in all the Twitter snark
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@TheHistoryOfTh2 @wil_da_beast630 That's *exactly* what this study did!
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@Yellow_Dog1959 Absolutely ZERO of the effect in this research is due to the thing you're imagining. None at all. This research compares lottery winners to lottery losers; both applied to the exact same schools.
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@jessesingal @elonmusk You see blood coming out of his ear and dripping down his face and you write "Trump removed from stage by Secret Service after loud noises startles former president, crowd"?
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@chheinzel @Noahpinion That's ridiculous. Both sides don't repatriate remains unless the other side agrees to do the same. You could just as easily write the same exact story, but replace Israelis with Palestinians.
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@firstname385727 @hasanthehun @theserfstv They call for "ceasefire" in between chants to globalize the intifada.
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@jessesingal Dude, I've been a premium subscriber for years and your obsession with James Lindsay is honestly so cringe. What did he even do to you? He's right, btw, the UN is absolutely God awful because they allow undemocratic dictatorships to have an equal voice to legitimate democracies.
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@goodlibrarian @Noahpinion Eastern European? Sounds Jewy. I think OP might want to kick you out.
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@barbarikon @artmaltman @havivrettiggur So Arabs are so easily provoked that the mere existence of a Jewish country drove them into an anti-semitic genocide rage? Weird take, but ok.
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@bonspy2 @eyeslasho Participation trophies are fine. Your kids aren't real soccer players, they're chasing a ball around a field. And life is mostly not about zero-sum competition. Co-operation is more important than competition.
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@jessesingal If this were Biden, they would say "Biden rushed off stage after apparent assassination attempt". The word "apparent" does a lot there
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@JamesDissent @buffyrebecca @mattyglesias Still a steal by Manhattan standards
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@scottswigart @mattyglesias Jesus Christ, stop being so pedantic. I never said anything like that.
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@DerArschloch @20142017M @thatdayin1992 Palestinians don't have a country. It's Israel. Their countries are Jordan, Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the UAE, Qatar, Yemen, Oman, Sudan, Chad, Libya, Tunisia, Algeria, Morocco, etc.
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@ArmandDoma @mcbyrne Why only Algebra? What you hate Trig you freak?!
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@AccuracyLA Yes, it's outrageous that fake events don't get picked up in the mainstream media
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@nour_eldifrawy @Noahpinion Sorry sir. We'll be sure to include the steak and lobster next time for you.
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@EvanRoden5 @YIMBYLAND The question isn't what rights someone has in theory. The question is how do you enforce those rights when the police refuse to help and the courts take months or years to get an order for eviction.
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@ToXieRat Look at these disgusting rapists
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look at these disgusting rapists
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@guerrerodelmar2 @alexredinger @nrdyguy75 @Halalcoholism No, the cuisine is Jewish and Arabs are settler-colonizers who took over Jewish land and took credit for their food
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@foxyjewishmama @BeerfoxTheWise You're comparing suburban school drama to someone pointing a gun at you and shouting "give me all your money or I'll blow your fucking brains out"
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@bendreyfuss Wait, you mean the same people who were overjoyed when Aaron Bushnell killed himself might be self-destructive?
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@Bentzianov @MNajeddine @yus4tweet Imagine being pro-Putin, pro-CCP, and pro-Kim and then complaining about "genocide"
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@jessesingal "It's wrong to get the guy fired for wearing a swastika" - Jesse Singal, 1937
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@ratocaster @jessesingal They decided on a "fundamentals based model", which means they consider a bunch of factors like the economy and Biden's legislative record and they weight that really high, higher even than the polls. They claim that these factors predict elections. Everyone else says it's cope.
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@mattyglesias Why is he a dupe? Elon makes EVs, which are naturally aligned with the left. You can't explain why he's wrong, so you just call him names.
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@ZorayaTerBeek @RemcoTensen Seems like the biggest problem for the right to die movement is that all the activists keep dying
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