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Tsaastrologer Gemini of @tsaastrology . | Second star to the right, straight on 'til morning. | And for what?

Imus, Calabarzon
Joined October 2010
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@prodeeboy
Octobern
3 years
Me: *rips it apart with my bare hands*
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Octobern
3 months
OKANE KASEGU WATASHI WA STAAAA
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Octobern
2 years
Jollibee shrunk their pies in half for years then comes back with the original size and called it "large" is peak capitalist panggagago. *orders*
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Octobern
5 years
Migz Zubiri is asymptomatic but still tested positive. We need mass testing ASAP. We've been saying this before. One may not show symptoms therefore will go around thinking they don't have Covid-19 and will spread it unaware. Contact tracing at this point is futile.
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Octobern
4 years
The government of Taiwan protecting a Filipino worker from the PH government. Whack.
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Octobern
3 years
Ang weird ng pakiramdam ko, parang gusto ko makatanggap ng 50,000 pesos nang walang ginagawa.
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Octobern
4 years
Isa sa mga toxic Filipino traits ng older generations and victim-blaming. Kasalanan mo bakit ka na-rape. Kasalanan mo bakit ka na-snatchan. Kasalanan mo bakit ka nagantso. It's annoying yet it fascinating to know where it's rooted from.
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Octobern
3 years
Ako na may constant allergic rhinitis: EH 'DI PUTANGINA.
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Octobern
5 years
VICO THROWING HIS HEAD BACK OUT OF FRUSTRATION IS HONESTLY ALL OF US
@jeffcanoy
Jeff Canoy
5 years
Pasig Mayor Vico Sotto: Nakikiusap po ako sa ating nasyonal na pamahalaan, baka naman po pwedeng bigyan ng konsiderasyon ‘yung mga tricycle
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Octobern
4 years
Guys, I understand the anger pero sana hindi misdirected. The child is a child and her attitude is a reflection of how she was raised by her parents. Ultimately, it falls on the parents for instilling in her mind that they have "power" because her father is a policeman.
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Octobern
6 years
But like, how lakas ba the rain?
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Octobern
3 years
Eh 'di magpa-free mass testing kayo, tangina niyo pala eh.
@inquirerdotnet
Inquirer
3 years
No self-administered COVID-19 antigen test kit has been registered with the Food and Drug Administration despite its sale online, the DOH said. READ:
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Octobern
4 years
These dumbfucks gathered 85,000 families in one place to give out masks??? For a PR stunt??? Para magmukhang may ginagawa sila??? Napapagod na ako sa mga nasa gobyernong hindi nag-iisip.
@ABSCBNNews
ABS-CBN News
4 years
Residents now receive face masks. About 85,000 families in Brgy. Javalera will be given free masks. This is part of the government's efforts to distribute 20 million face masks to poor families. | via @angelmovido
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Octobern
4 years
Tangina isang taon na ngayon lang sasabihin ng senado na dapat sa doktor ipa-handle ang pandemic response. Mga putanginang overpaid dumbfucks mga namumuno sa atin.
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Octobern
3 years
Honestly, someone has to Vico Sotto the political dynasties in Cavite. It's time to end the Remulla-Revilla-Maliksi cycle.
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Octobern
4 years
Ang tumatakbo sa isip ko ngayon: That woman could have been my mother.
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Octobern
2 years
NO. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT A MARCOS PRESIDENCY. I REJECT THIS IDEA. HE WILL HAVE HELL. HE WILL NEVER HAVE PEACE. HE WILL NEVER PROSPER.
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Octobern
5 years
The proper way to clean up the pan you used to cook tocino is to fry rice in it.
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Octobern
5 months
Wala kami pake. This isn’t about you, landgrabbing bitch.
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ABS-CBN News
5 months
'I have a very happy family life': Cynthia Villar rejects divorce bill
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Octobern
1 month
Watch The Good Place.
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Cxspxxr✘🧸
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Unfortunately there are no benefits to being a good person
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Octobern
6 months
Capitalism said…
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Octobern
3 years
Nakaka-praning ang Covid kasi hindi pare-pareho symptoms. Pwedeng fever, runny nose, sore throat, inability to give back the same love you give, muscle pains...
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Octobern
2 months
Dapat mamatay na yung ganitong mindset ng Pinoy. Una sa lahat, we didn’t ask to be born. Bakit namin kayo babayaran pabalik? Gago amputa.
@MalacananEvents
Malacañang Events and Catering Services
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gurl u ok??
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Octobern
2 years
The way Leni mentioned that it is also Angel Locsin's birthday. She never really wants it to b3 just about her. Sa small gestures mo talaga nakikita yung sincerity eh.
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Octobern
3 years
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Octobern
1 year
@indaysara Your office and department do not need confidential funds in any of their mandates. Magnanakaw ka lang talaga gaya ng tatay mo. Shame on all of you.
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Octobern
2 months
💯
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Octobern
3 years
'Wag niyo na pansinin yung presscon that could've been an email. Waste of time. Yung 2ne1 na lang sa Coachella.
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Octobern
2 years
Fine. Pero 6 years kong tatawaging FAKE PRESIDENT at FAKE VP si BBM at Sara gaya ng ginawa nila kay Leni. Tangina nila.
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Octobern
3 years
Omg kapag nagsimula na ang K-Pop stans for Leni, taob yung troll farms ng iba sinasabi ko sa inyo.
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Octobern
6 years
I SAID STAN TWITTER DO YOU KNOW THIS FUCKIN SONG
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Octobern
4 years
@dodingGREY @aikarobredo @jpgrobredo Sana bayad ka dito kasi ang saklap kung tanga ka lang for free.
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Octobern
5 years
Best skincare pa rin talaga is having lots of money.
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Octobern
3 years
Happy anniversary, Precius Star. Sana nabayaran ka na.
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Octobern
2 years
Sa mga nakakaramdam ng election anxiety, always remember these words from @lenirobredo herself:
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Octobern
3 years
The Santelmo's number in #TreseOnNetflix is his birthday.
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Octobern
3 years
Ah wala. At this point and how @COMELEC 's been behaving, I'd say the May 2022 elections is already compromised. The institution's credibility is now questionable.
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Octobern
4 years
Inner peace my ass.
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Octobern
3 years
Again, Duterte's admin did not fix our mass transport issues. They just like to believe they did.
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3 years
WTF. Return-to-Office nightmare.
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Octobern
4 years
Attn: Duterte supporters
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Octobern
7 years
Happy Lemon sa inyong lahat!
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Octobern
4 years
I swear, politicians should just be given the minimum wage.
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Octobern
6 months
‘Di pa rin arestado si Quiboly ano? Mahiwagang salarin, kailan kaya huhulihin?
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Octobern
2 months
Sorry, Jessie J, but it’s actually about the money, money, money.
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Octobern
5 years
If you still think Duterte cares for the marginalized sectors and the less privileged among us, remember this clip. Never ever forget it.
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Octobern
5 years
A reasonable guide I follow: No job is ever worth more than your health.
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Octobern
4 years
TV Patrol just reported that hospitals are running out of PPEs. They're mobilizing private entities for donations. Trillions were borrowed by the government yet no help forthcoming still. Nakaninong bulsa na ba yung pera?
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Octobern
3 months
BRING IT BACK LET PEOPLE SEE IT LET THE FUCKIN POLITICIANS SHAKE IN FEAR
@GMA_PA
GMA Public Affairs
3 months
LOST SABUNGEROS PREMIERE CANCELED GMA received the following announcement from Cinemalaya: "Due to security concerns, the screenings of Lost Sabungeros have been canceled." #LostSabungeros
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Octobern
5 years
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Octobern
4 years
Sobrang Game of Thrones nitong Pinas. There's a global threat that could potentially kill us all and what do the leaders do? Ignore it and continue to squabble for power.
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Octobern
2 months
Here we go again sa pagda-downplay nila.
@ABSCBNNews
ABS-CBN News
2 months
The first mpox case reported by the Philippines this year is a mild variant and not the deadly strain sparking global alarm, Health Secretary Teodoro Herbosa said. Full story:
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Octobern
4 years
Wait, nagpanting tenga ko sa comment na 'to. No, I'm not censoring his name. 😡🤬
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Octobern
6 years
Look at these Filipino workers in the eye and tell them again how they're lazy. That's a dare.
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Octobern
2 years
Arshie deserves to be blessed a million times over. In the same breath, our inept government na pahirap sa taumbayan by stealing taxes meant for basic stuff like healthcare deserves to be cursed a million times over.
@Arshiethromycin
Arshie Larga
2 years
Work-Tok💊 Pinoproblema nina Lola kung paano nila mabibili ang natitirang gamot nila.
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Octobern
7 years
"DRACARYS!"
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Octobern
6 years
Sabi nga ni Piolo, "Ano'ng karapatan mong hingin ang isang bagay na pinagdamot mong ibigay?".
@gmanews
GMA Integrated News
6 years
NutriAsia asks for 'fairness' as boycott call trends amid labor dispute
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Octobern
3 years
Sorry Arvie ha? It's just our futures are at stake here kasi. Pasensya na kung hindi kami kasing privileged mo na pwedeng dedmahin lang ang pagpili ng susunod na lider ng bansa. Sorry talaga.
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Octobern
2 months
FOUND IT
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Octobern
2 months
Angel’s “Ginoo, titikman” is forever iconic for me.
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Octobern
3 years
Cherry Pie: Ay mabuti naman Beda namulat na. POTA YUNG TAWA KO 🤣
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Octobern
2 years
Yung mga nagcoconfess na trolls kuno, give us names. Agencies, people, politicians involved. Otherwise, suffer in silence. Idgaf about your guilt.
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Octobern
4 years
Yes, bobo ka kung DDS ka. Sorry, I didn't make the rules.
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Octobern
2 months
Hindi ba ‘to premature campaigning @COMELEC ? O dededmahin niyo lang rin as a bayaran?
@_camillevillar
Camille Villar
2 months
Para sa mas marami pang kabuhayang aangat, mga pamilyang tutulungan, at kabataang aasenso. Samahan niyo po ako sa bagong bukas! #BagongBoses #BagongBukas #CamilleVillar
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Octobern
6 months
I wanna know the logic bakit Commonwealth lang lagi ang kalsadang covered ng news.
@ABSCBNNews
ABS-CBN News
6 months
EVERY COMMUTER'S NIGHTMARE Dozens of commuters are stranded along Commonwealth Avenue due to limited public transportation as jeepney drivers hold a transport strike this Monday, April 15. | via Val Cuenca #TrafficPatrol Related story:
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Octobern
4 months
From what I’ve heard, they were saying “Ilabas niyo ang Bini, ayaw namin ang bakla!”
@JurgenBear
Jurgen ✨️Villain Edition✨️
4 months
BINI are allies to the community. Some might even be some flavor of the community for all we know. But can you say 100 percent that the people who came to Pride today are actual allies and not just fans coming for the free concert?
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Octobern
7 years
I hate that the Filipino mindset is to grow up, get married, and produce babies as if that's your only purpose for existing.
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Octobern
2 years
Tropical Hut getting increased sales is why I believe Twitter is a different kind of echo chamber. It has the capacity to affect the real world.
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Octobern
8 years
U W I A N N A M A Y N A N A L O N A
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Octobern
4 years
The death of Margaery Tyrell signalled the decline of the plot of the Game of Thrones series.
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Octobern
4 years
Dear healthcare workers, next time na may pulitikong humingi ng service niyo, 'wag niyong i-tratong VIP 'yang mga putanginang 'yan because you get shit in return.
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Octobern
3 years
This SONA could've been an email.
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Octobern
6 years
Stop calling yourselves "iniwan", "binalewala", or "sinayang" and start using the term "preloved".
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Octobern
4 years
Idc, Greenwich lasagna is top tier lasagna for me.
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Octobern
5 years
BAKIT MAY EXPIRATION ANG BIRTH CERTIFICATE? THAT'S LIKE THE STUPIDEST THING EVER
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Octobern
4 years
So, bakit employers ang kailangan magshoulder ng testing? Anyare sa bilyong budget? Binulsa na ba nila Duterte?
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Octobern
4 years
Our neighbor has been singing "Nakapagtataka" for 2 hours now. Hindi ba siya napapagod? O 'di kaya'y nagsasawa?
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Octobern
4 years
Kids, learn proper email etiquette. It's a form of business correspondence, not a Twitter DM.
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Octobern
4 years
Okay lang naman, pero kahit anong extend niyo sa ECQ, kung wala namang mass testing na nagaganap, walang matinong economic assistance sa citizens in lockdown, walang treatment and rehabilitation, it would be all pointless. Nakakapagod na paulit-ulit na naming sinasabi 'to.
@inquirerdotnet
Inquirer
4 years
The Metro’s top policymaking body will discuss on Saturday the possibility of extending the enhanced community quarantine (ECQ) in all 17 cities and the remaining municipality to June 15. READ:
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Octobern
2 years
Eh ano naman kung magpasikat mga anak ni Leni sa social media? They're private individuals and it's well within their rights to post whatever they want. If that bothers you, it sounds very much like a you problem. Get over it.
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Octobern
3 months
Annual reminder that outside of election season, the government does not give a shit about us.
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Octobern
2 years
I hate BBM as much as the next guy, but I am really not comfortable using "college dropout" as a slur against BBM. I know a lot of college dropouts who are doing so well in life. Also, it feels alienating for those who can't afford a college education.
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Octobern
4 years
WE👏FUCKING👏TOLD👏YOU Putangina naman penge naman ng matalino at may common sense sa gobyerno bago kami mamatay lahat sa virus/gutom/redtagging. Kahit one time lang, utang na loob.
@gmanewsbreaking
GMA Integrated News Breaking
4 years
DOH Usec Rosario Vergeire: 34 close contacts of 12 COVID-19 cases in Bontoc infected with UK variant of coronavirus tested positive for COVID-19. | @llanescajourno
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Octobern
3 years
As someone who works in marketing, no it's not. The recall here is for the original idea where this was ripped off from. If you're trying to build your brand identity, syempre ayaw mo siya ma-associate sa iba. And jesusfuckinchrist what is that font?
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Octobern
3 years
Nagpa-plano pa kayo?
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Octobern
6 years
SO WHY DID YOU STILL GO FOR IT YOU MOTHERF--- UGGGHHHH JESUSFUCKINCHRIST THIS BUNCH OF IDIOTS SHOULD ALL BE SHIPPED TO THE SUN
@newswatchplusph
NewsWatch Plus PH
6 years
Officials admit the country's deals with China come with a heftier interest rate of 2 to 3 percent — compared to Japan's 0.10 percent interest rate.
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Octobern
4 years
Somebody tagged these on my tweet and I just wanna say na akala niyo matatakot niyo ako at mapapatahimik sa pangunguwestyon at pag-demand ng accountability sa gobyerno? Geh, trace niyo IP ko. Good luck.
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Octobern
2 years
Kids, this is what an air fryer looked like before.
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Octobern
4 months
The way we’ve been saying this for 10+ years and nothing changes.
@maykamaykaba
mayka 🍉
4 months
sobrang dehumanizing ng public transpo sa pinas lalo na kapag umuulan
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Octobern
6 years
Random thought: Your skincare is too expensive, and sometimes tedious, for you to allow anyone to treat you cheaply.
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Octobern
2 years
As a pawising commuter, super inggit ako sa mga nakakapag-commute in sweaters or long sleeves tapos mukha pa ring fresh.
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Octobern
6 years
OMG GIANT GOODBOIS ❤❤❤
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Octobern
3 months
I really find it funny when Catholics find offense in almost every fucking thing while being blithely unaware of how offensive their history is.
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Octobern
5 years
Yes, I observe the way you treat the service crew.
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Octobern
7 months
Yung personality hire ka tapos may team meeting.
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Octobern
3 years
Tax filing should be taught in our schools.
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Octobern
4 years
Tandaan niyo, ginagamit ng pulitiko ang "Filipino resilience" as an excuse na walang gawin para mapabuti ang sitwasyon ng mga mamamayan. 'Wag padadala sa romanticization na 'yan.
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Octobern
6 years
Fr. Aquino, no one accidentally brings home millions of pesos of taxpayer money.
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Octobern
3 months
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@RG_Cruz12479
RG Cruz, ABS-CBN News
3 months
Situation outside the Senate : 🎥 Senate Staff. Former SP Migz Zubiri: This I believe is the consequence of all the reclamation happening in Manila Bay, wala ng malabasan na flood water dito sa Pasay at Manila. Babaha at babaha na palagi dyan sa atin tuwing uulan ng malakas.
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Octobern
2 years
@Bro_Eddie Sa bakla galit pero sa magnanakaw hindi? Kasi nakikinabang ka. Ipokrito.
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Octobern
7 years
Bulacan just passed a provincial ordinance against catcalling.
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