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Writer of stuff for things. 'Mostly accurate' - Hugh Bonneville

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@prkirkley
Paul Kirkley
3 months
Reasons to be cheerful: have just bought some milk that will outlive the Tory government.
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2 years
These are the buttons from my wife's granddad's WW2 RAF uniform. When you put them together, they make a mini-compass, for use if you get shot down behind enemy lines (which he did). It's the most Q-Branch thing I've ever seen.
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7 months
You okay, babe? You've barely scanned your King Charles cancer QR code.
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Paul Kirkley
2 years
Grandchildren of Britain: if the elderly Tory party member in your family requests some IT help this week, please tell them you're busy.
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Paul Kirkley
5 months
Love this Pet Shop Boys story about George Michael at the 2012 Olympic closing ceremony, from @petepaphides ' fantastic @RecCollMag interview.
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Paul Kirkley
3 months
That UNIT staff list in full: H Arbinger E Vil Sue Pervillain V Bad Mal Evolent Watt Abastard O Mygodwereallgoingtodie #DoctorWho
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2 years
As of last Sunday, Jodie Whittaker is the longest-serving incumbent Doctor Who of the modern era, beating David Tennant's tally of 1,658 days, fact fans. I'm telling you this because my wife wasn't really interested.
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2 years
No, seriously, it's amazing. Absolute SCENES.
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2 years
Sorry, might have to buy the Mail today, just for LOLs. Will plant a tree or something.
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1 year
As a working class boy I still remember my shock at being forced to use the bourgeois, middle-class theatre toilets instead of just pissing all over the seats and stage like we would at home.
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Paul Kirkley
3 months
Iconic 70s teatime telly fave gets terrifying upgrade. #DoctorWho
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Paul Kirkley
10 months
Love this Jemma Redgrave / Matt Smith story 🙂 #DoctorWho60
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Paul Kirkley
5 months
"Why me?" is Julia Davis' exact response in Nighty Nighty when she learns her husband has cancer. The joke is she's a sociopath.
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5 months
Also, 🔥Liz Truss’s autobiography extracts have just dropped … and it’s clear it’s going to be an absolute banger In this tiny extract the Queen dies - and Truss is moved to ask “Why me?”
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1 year
"They came out of the sea and walked straight to the benefits office..."
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2 years
2.7m very confused teenagers currently googling "Sylvester McCoy". You love to see it.
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Paul Kirkley
2 years
For those kindly asking, this is his story:
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5 years
12-yr-old me with the great #JonPertwee - born 100 years ago today - at Strike's Garden Centre, Leeds, 1984. I gave him a picture I'd copied from the Target book of Day of the Daleks. He said, "Who the flippin' eck is Do'ter Oo?" Then insisted we have our pic taken together 🙂
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Paul Kirkley
2 years
Legends ❤
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Paul Kirkley
7 years
From @TheSun , the paper that's spent decades campaigning against "red tape" and "elf and safety gone mad". #tomorrowspaperstoday
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7 years
THE SUN: They were told it was safe #tomorrowspaperstoday
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Paul Kirkley
4 years
I haven't felt this good since Kim Jong-il was replaced by Kim Jong-un.
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Paul Kirkley
4 years
Didn't have space for this in my interview (also: bit niche) but here's Russell T Davies' vision of an MCU-style future for #DoctorWho , complete with David Tennant/Matt Smith team-up and – the petition starts here, folks – The Nyssa Adventures.
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Paul Kirkley
4 years
A few snippets from my interview with Greatest Living Welshman Russell T Davies, talking ahead of his new drama It’s A Sin, which might just be the best work he’s ever done. The full interview is online here or pick up a copy in-store. #WaitroseWeekend
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Paul Kirkley
3 years
@Baddiel If you forget your Zionism kit you have to do it in your pants.
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Paul Kirkley
2 years
Well #ThePowerOfTheDoctor was certainly a hit with this audience. Huge reaction in the room. Big silly grins all round 🙂 #DoctorWho
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2 years
M. Khan is bent.
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2 years
The year is 2045. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton. And 4 words are written on the wall. What are the four words
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Paul Kirkley
4 years
@ianbrown This is a low point, mate, and I say that as someone who was at Reading '96.
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Paul Kirkley
5 years
A Christmas Carol, Gavin and Stacey, Worzel Gummidge, Doctor Who, Dracula... the BBC has had a very good Christmas, exactly when it needed one. No other broadcaster even bothered showing up.
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Paul Kirkley
10 days
@hugorifkind I'd sell it on this.
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Paul Kirkley
3 years
This is what a bonfire of red tape looks like.
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Paul Kirkley
10 months
History will now be divided into before this photo and after this photo. Incredible work, @RadioTimes
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Paul Kirkley
4 years
@JNRaeside Jeffrey Archer called me "a pathetic worm". But then gave me a lift to the Tube station, and said "We must work together again."
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Paul Kirkley
4 years
My god they're all at it.
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Paul Kirkley
5 years
Any #DoctorWho fans wondering why #TheCure have BAD WOLF emblazoned on their stage kit should also check out bassist Simon Gallup's guitar collection... #Glastonbury
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Paul Kirkley
4 years
This is what Doctor Who weirdos see instead of the Virgin Mary.
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Paul Kirkley
5 years
The most maddeningly inconsistent era of #DoctorWho - you know, where it's completely brilliant one week and a bit rubbish the next - is the 1963-2020 era. 🤷‍♂️
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Paul Kirkley
3 years
My wife once told me that "one of The Proclaimers looks more like The Proclaimers than the other one". Still makes my head hurt. #TOTP
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Paul Kirkley
7 years
Bravo Jessica Raine in @RadioTimes . Actors who don't watch TV shouldn't be allowed on it. That's my rule.
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Paul Kirkley
2 years
"He's really funny, he'll be really good" - my son's snap verdict 😎 (Yes, I've reached the age where my kids have to explain to me who the new Dr Who is. Which feels right, doesn't it?)
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Doctor Who
2 years
The future is here! Ncuti Gatwa is the Doctor. ❤️❤️➕🟦 #DoctorWho Read more here ➡️
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Paul Kirkley
8 years
Peter Davison in 1969. Yes, really. #DoctorWho
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Paul Kirkley
4 months
Breaking the Pertwee's burgers story, more than a year ago 👀🍔
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What's something in the world you know you're directly responsible for but if you were to claim credit you'd sound crazy?
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Paul Kirkley
3 years
Cancel all your other Doctor Who discourse, I have written an IMPORTANT article about the Doctor's hair.
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Radio Times
3 years
The Mane of the Doctor: What #DoctorWho haircuts can tell us about the show (no, really)
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Paul Kirkley
9 months
For Sid 🌠
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Paul Kirkley
5 years
Every time I read this sort of thing, I like to imagine the not my doctor lot's little faces when they realise their tantrums haven't reached the grown-up world. At all.
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Paul Kirkley
4 years
@fred_guttenberg @newtgingrich @mtgreenee So sorry you have to deal with this level of evil, Fred 💔
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Paul Kirkley
10 months
I see my "Were Davros' eyes a radical reinvention too far for fans?" discourse in the new DWM 60 Moments in Time special has aged well 👀
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Paul Kirkley
6 years
This old #DoctorWho Bulletin readers' poll shows that, even in 1987, some people were determined to blame Steven Moffat for everything 🙄
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Paul Kirkley
5 years
One of the great things about that #DoctorWho finale is that, strip away all the (thrilling) mythology stuff, and it still worked as an exciting space adventure for kids. My 8-yo son was literally repeating "please don't let her die, please don't let her die" out loud.
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Paul Kirkley
3 years
Wrote a thing for @RadioTimes about why #DoctorWho should absolutely lean into a nostalgia hit for its 60th anniversary - and why fans should just relax and let themselves enjoy it 🙂
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Paul Kirkley
2 years
@PippaMusgrave1 @lucyportercomic I believe Jon Pertwee also worked on a similar line while working in wartime intelligence - with Ian Fleming!
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Paul Kirkley
1 year
@idmoly We used to fling our own shit at the screen, because we were working class.
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Paul Kirkley
3 years
Remembering Matt Hancock's finest Thick of It moment.
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Paul Kirkley
3 months
Interviewing this man was a real pinch-me moment. He was graceful, funny and charming - and, afterwards, when I asked the way to Highgate Cemetery, he said he'd take me there. Walking the streets of London with Ray Davies! I felt like a royal courtier. Happy 80th, guv'nor.
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1 year
Tell you who's dropped right off the cultural radar: Tarzan. He was as big as Batman and Superman when I was a kid. Now? Nada.
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Paul Kirkley
3 months
This is Dr Who at his most Dr Whoest. #PyramidsOfMars
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Paul Kirkley
7 years
Gordon Brown unexpectedly hot. Tony Blair unexpectedly Geri Halliwell.
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Paul Kirkley
4 years
March 2020 March 2021
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Paul Kirkley
5 years
Had a really lovely chat with the fab Eve Myles for this week's Waitrose Weekend mag. And this picture is just 😍 #KeepingFaith #Torchwood #DoctorWho
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Paul Kirkley
3 years
We've had 57 years of Dr Who going somewhere, fixing something, leaving again. I sort of feel like I never need to see that story ever again. So am totally here for Chris Chibnall's freeform jazz approach. #DoctorWho
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Paul Kirkley
2 months
Just had our annual arsing about Doctor Who locations weekend. Behold our incredible, screen realistic recreations. 🧵
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Paul Kirkley
4 years
Just read a really long article about how miserable Boris Johnson is and I have to say it's cheered me right up.
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Paul Kirkley
2 years
@petepaphides @Baddiel So Elon Musk then.
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@jessbowie ... on a story where there is literally no more information forthcoming.
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1 year
@DevinHS13 Jodie was great, Ncuti will be great, having David and Catherine back for a bit is great. Life really can be that simple.
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3 years
@bobscartoons Still not as embarrassing as wearing a T-shirt with 'I work for the Daily Telegraph' written on it.
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3 years
Amid tough competition, Piers Corbyn somehow manages to be both Britain's worst Piers and its worst Corbyn. #COVIDIOTS
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Paul Kirkley
2 years
@Steven_Swinford Jacob Rees-Mogg added to Anti-Growth Coalition list.
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Paul Kirkley
1 year
Words and phrases only ever used by Doctor Who fans (of a certain age): Crotchety. Capacious. Frock coat. Production values. Roundel. Roadster. Windjammer. Chaplinesque. The Duchess of Duke Street. Cosmic hobo. Curate's egg. Multi-camera. Pseudo-historical. Any more?
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3 years
Totally normal family holiday making my kids pretend to be Tegan and Turlough. #DoctorWho
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Paul Kirkley
2 years
What a joy and a privilege to interview Jodie Whittaker, Mandip Gill and John Bishop for @DWMtweets , as they reach the end of their Doctor Who journeys. They have so much love for the show, and for each other. (And yes, two actual hearts... that's some method acting... 🙂) ❤️❤️
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3 years
How it started How it's going #DoctorWhoFlux
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Paul Kirkley
6 years
Tin hats on, I've covered the 1980s for the excellent new DWM special, The World of Doctor Who. And for anyone who thinks "toxic fandom" was invented with Twitter... oh boy. #DoctorWho
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8 years
#BAFTAs were way more fun when they did film and telly together, and you'd get Eddie Murphy applauding win for John Craven's Newsround.
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9 months
Made it on to Blue Peter! (And yes, I got a badge 🙂) #DoctorWho
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Paul Kirkley
2 years
Dempsey & Makepeace still being an item is the real stability and continuity this country should be celebrating.
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Paul Kirkley
6 years
Okay, they were 26 episodes out but it's still nice to see #CallTheMidwife granting @DWMtweets ' wishes. #DoctorWho
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3 months
@randomstuffxzxz Don't forget this monster.
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4 years
All you need to know, really.
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Paul Kirkley
2 years
On what would have been the great Douglas Adams' 70th birthday, here's a little glimpse at his earliest known Doctor Who idea – written for Jon Pertwee's Doctor in 1972.
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Paul Kirkley
4 years
I was supposed to interview Billy Ocean, but he's had to cancel. Which just goes to show that, when the going gets tough... the tough sensibly follow government health advice, with none of your Ant Middleton macho bullshit.
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Paul Kirkley
3 years
Colin Baker has been a hero of mine since I was 12. He was the first person off the telly I ever interviewed, when he graciously spared teenage me an hour of his time for my teeny-tiny photocopied fanzine. So a thrill to have interviewed him for this month's DWM, along with...
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Doctor Who Magazine
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Colin Baker, Bonnie Langford and Russell T Davies reveal a new adventure for the Sixth Doctor! DWM 574 includes an exclusive preview of Mind of the Hodiac. Plus an interview with Doctor Who’s outgoing executive producer Matt Strevens and much more. On sale now!
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7 months
@quantick PITCH: Ashes to Ashes reboot in which you travel back to the 1980s to inform your NME colleagues that, in the future, Phil Collins is cooler than Morrissey.
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Paul Kirkley
2 years
Sorry, might have to buy the Mail today, just for LOLs. Will plant a tree or something.
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Paul Kirkley
2 years
@PippaMusgrave1 @lucyportercomic Yes - this is how Pertwee told it (though he was very fond of a tall tale... 🙂)
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Paul Kirkley
5 years
I often think of the many hours me and my dad spent trawling around Leeds branch libraries, him looking for books on Watergate and motor racing, me searching out the seemingly inexhaustible supply of #TerranceDicks Target novels. Thanks Dad, thanks Uncle Terrance.
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Paul Kirkley
3 years
Mentioning no clickbait by name, I still struggle with this "Comic-Con-isation" of Doctor Who. Back in the day, DW was the *alternative* to all that stuff - for the weird kids who preferred Quatermass and Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) to Captain America. I'm just old, I guess.
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Paul Kirkley
5 years
@richardosman What about Harry? I reckon he's had his head turned by that Greggs staff bonus.
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Paul Kirkley
1 year
@markommj And if our mams caught us getting ideas above our station by [checks notes] nodding our heads, there'd be hell to pay.
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Paul Kirkley
3 years
JW this, which I remembered as a mid-tier Christmas ep. Turns out it's bloody AMAZING. #TheMemoryCheats
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Paul Kirkley
2 years
It's true that everything comes back into fashion eventually. The clamour on here for "ooh" Gary Davies to replace Ken Bruce is effectively an admission that Smashie and Nicey died in vain.
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Paul Kirkley
3 years
Twitter.
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Paul Kirkley
4 years
A few snippets from my interview with Greatest Living Welshman Russell T Davies, talking ahead of his new drama It’s A Sin, which might just be the best work he’s ever done. The full interview is online here or pick up a copy in-store. #WaitroseWeekend
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Paul Kirkley
3 years
"I++AM++NOT++NICK" 🤔😉 #DoctorWho
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Paul Kirkley
3 years
Hang on, is it a coincidence that the official Conservative homepage is basically quoting the Jim'll Fix It theme? 😶
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Paul Kirkley
9 months
Thanks to @benjamin_cook , I had the privilege of being in the room for these scenes. Was impossible not to think of William Hartnell and Patrick Troughton at Riverside Studios in 1966, and all those iconic handovers since. TV history, happening in front of your eyes ❤️ #DoctorWho
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Paul Kirkley
4 years
Enid Blyton didn't fuck about when it came to chapter titles.
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Paul Kirkley
1 year
Happy Mondas.
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James Burgess
1 year
Name the band
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