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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

1 year

When I call you a disingenuous transphobic piece of shit, this is who’s talking to you:

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 months

He's in a towel in that video. It didn't register with me right away. He's in a towel. She thought she had a moment. A brief window. The courage it took to try. And he chased her down in a towel. Please remember that the next time you question why a victim "stayed." ...

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

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4 years

Hey, ummm academic lawtwitter, this is gonna get uncomfortable, but we really, really, really need to address the way that law schools elevate and embolden white supremacist students by treating their overt racism as intellectual discourse.

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2 years

Doctors: "Don't Google your symptoms." Doctors: "Never heard of anyone feeling like that ever before. Not a thing. Lose weight." Google: "Here are 85,000 peer-reviewed studies on exactly what you're experiencing. Here's the treatment protocol."

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

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3 years

@cryptcrier @kittynouveau She was waiting for him to start the conversation.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

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8 months

So here’s the real story. From the article: Redden’s foster mother and sister both spoke to reporters after Monday’s hearing. They confirmed Redden suffers from schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, and questioned whether sending him back to prison would help him. …

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8 months

The man who attacked a Las Vegas judge last week is back in court, in front of the same judge

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 years

Me, in line to vote, eyeing the other white women:

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

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4 months

Me, 3 hours ago: "Let's be careful not to handle the baby too much and wash our hands right away." Me, now:

Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 months

Ohmigod omigod omigod this was under some metal panels in our driveway 😭😭😭😭😭

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

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2 months

Listen to her little sounds 😭

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5 months

I have a pulmonary embolism. A fucking pulmonary embolism. I can't believe I cried through appointments with TWO pulmonologists trying to get them to understand that my breathing is so much worse, and only got a CT because I ASKED FOR IT, and I have a pulmonary embolism.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

Well, it's been (more than) 24 hours. I haven't heard from the rescue, so yeah, she's ours. Forever. And ever. And ever. 😊

Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

Bean Update: I talked to the rescue again, and they've been unable to reach her original adopters by phone since I first reached out Saturday. They sent an email today, and if there's no response in 24 hours, as far as the rescue is concerned, she's ours.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

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3 months

Are you KIDDING ME???????

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

I think Bean already has her grownup ears.😁

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 months

There is no "leave;" there is only "escape." If you or someone you know needs help planning that escape, there are resources available here. The warning that pops up is there in case your internet use is being monitored by an abuser.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

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2 months

I think I'm getting fired.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 years

Top be clear for those who are new to my particular brand of snark, what I mean is RACISTS LIKE HAWLEY AND COTTON ARE A FEATURE OF THE LEGAL EDUCATION SYSTEM, NOT A BUG.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 months

While we wait to find out more about the baby this afternoon, allow me to introduce you to our family, new friends:

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

8 months

Article also states that since he entered his plea in November, he got a job as a union laborer and an apartment. This is one of the most deeply fucked up things to witness in our “justice” system. I’ve seen people get to a great place for months or even years while waiting…

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

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8 months

…Redden has not been able to obtain his medication since he was released from jail in November …Redden’s foster mother, Karen Denise Springer, said Redden appears calmer, but he didn’t receive his first dose of medication in jail until Saturday.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

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4 months

Ohmigod omigod omigod this was under some metal panels in our driveway 😭😭😭😭😭

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2 months

I was almost in trouble for waking them until they heard "hungry."

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2 months

Wrapping up her 4th full day here and already MICROMANAGING the life out of me.

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@primnimproper_

4 years

1. Fire the racist faculty, staff, administrators, etc. 2. Don't hire more racists to replace them. (Radical!, right?) 3. When a racist does a racism in your classroom, kick them the fuck out. (Just pretend they didn't read the case if that helps you wrap your head around it.)

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

Not sure I deserved them, but lord, did I need them. 😊

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 years

5. Don't celebrate or glorify your racist alums. (Not even if they're, like, super duper rich) 6. Disown alums who do a racism. (Pro-tip: "this doesn't reflect our values as an institution" statements are NOTHING. Say, "That shit was racist.")

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

Deep breath. It's okay if you're not okay. We're not going anywhere.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

3 months

An athlete:

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 years

4. Don't confer degrees on racists. Don't admit them. Don't legitimize them. Root. Them. Out.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

8 months

This is also why I get so frustrated by the insistence that children are worthy of our collective compassion and support, but adults aren’t.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 years

@DrSeaMonster @gabutch Goddammit.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 years

If your institution cannot survive without a steady stream of racist students and racist donors, then shut it down. Otherwise, own that you are perpetuating the inequities in our justice system. Make it your mission statement. Be. Honest.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 years

Practicing law for a few years is a great way to find your true passion for [insert literally any other career here].

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 years

The practice of law is a big damn deal. People lose their lives and their liberty and their children bc of the laws we draft and implement and enforce. You are educating people who will wield tremendous power by virtue of that education. That should weigh heavy on your shoulders.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 months

@nani_11thbest I'm so relieved you made it out. ❤️

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

Sudden napping may occur:

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@primnimproper_

2 months

POV: You're in danger, but you don't mind.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

1 month

Oh hai, it's Bean:

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

Everything is toy:

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

8 months

But dammit, we’re gonna get that pound of flesh, right?

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

Dammit.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 years

And another thing: It IS THERE. If you are sincere about rooting it out, don't convene a panel of white people to "listen" to BIPOC students and faculty and release a statement about your "support." Instead...(Brace yourself!)

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 months

"Where is the milk on this big weird cat?"

Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 months

Me, 3 hours ago: "Let's be careful not to handle the baby too much and wash our hands right away." Me, now:

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11 days

Bean. 😊

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 months

@SuszannaZ I am so very sorry you went through that, but I'm glad you escaped. Sending love.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 months

At the vet! Made a donation to the Bella Vista Animal Shelter while we're here and got this little handmade toy. 😊 And it's... A... Boy! 💙🩵💙

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

I have, for you, some cute:

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

8 months

I absolutely understand how this can read as “he should be allowed to harm others bc he’s sick,” but that’s not the point of me bringing up his mental health treatment, or lack thereof:

Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

8 months

@GsuGrinding The rub, though, is that at that moment, he had been unmedicated for more than a month. We know how inaccessible mental health care is in the U.S. Even with money and insurance, it’s a challenge. Is he dangerous to others with continuity of care? We don’t know.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 years

Couldn't live with that typo... To* be clear for those who are new to my particular brand of snark, what I mean is RACISTS LIKE HAWLEY AND COTTON ARE A FEATURE OF THE LEGAL EDUCATION SYSTEM, NOT A BUG.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

Please pardon the eepy.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

3 years

I borrowed $100,719 from our government, so I could become an attorney--first in my family. I now owe $167,861.64. Have never defaulted. Haven't borrowed more. That's $67,142.64 of interest. Set by Congress. This is what we're screaming about. Note the $20K of "unpaid interest"

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

Elfo the kitten and Bean the bat.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

17 days

They had their last kitten wellness/vaccine appointment today, and Bean was very Bean. 😊

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

How we're celebrating:

Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

Well, it's been (more than) 24 hours. I haven't heard from the rescue, so yeah, she's ours. Forever. And ever. And ever. 😊

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3 months

Help! I can't stop kissing his wittle face.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

3 years

Holy shit, I just figured out how to get my Twitter feed back to THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW AND NOT ALL THIS SUGGESTED SHIT! I have MISSED YOU, FRIENDS!

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

3 months

Stop what you're doing. This is urgent:

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

3 years

I didn't become an attorney because I like to argue. I became an attorney because I like to protect. I hate to argue, but I will do it to make life better for someone who doesn't have the power of a law license. Stay the course, softies. We need you. ❤️

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 months

The eepy to spicy ratio today is leaving heavily in favor of eepy. Mostly eepy. Scattered spicy storms.

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 years

Mouth breathing is especially bad for asthmatics bc that dry, unfiltered air triggers asthma inflammatory response. And, friends, I didn't have the magic doctor words for it, but THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN DESCRIBING TO THESE FUCKING SPECIALISTS WHO'VE BEEN LIKE 🤷‍♂️

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

3 months

At the vet for a little checkup and feeling awfully snuggly and eepy. Weighs 2 pounds now 😊

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3 months

LOOK AT HIS WITTLE FACE

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

4 months

Anyway, bean dad and this asshole are just bullies who found themselves in the ideal power imbalance relationship for shitty people: parent-child. There are so many people in the world who will do the right thing, even for a total stranger. May we be them; may we raise them.❤️

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@primnimproper_

4 years

We may not be able to rid the practice of law of the racists already in our ranks, but we can sure as hell stop embracing new ones.

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4 months

You're safe, baby.

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4 months

Sir. This is not necessary. We are already obsessed.

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2 months

Y'all have been curious about Tiger's blindness (yep, completely blind). The specialist told us he'd have very little trouble adjusting bc they really don't rely on sight that heavily. Here he is navigating an unfamiliar path with some moving obstacles with ease. Incredible ❤️

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1 month

'Member when she wasn't mine? Yeah, me neither.

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2 months

Inside each of us are three voids...

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2 months

Bean and Tiger 😦😦

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4 months

I was SO WORRIED I wouldn't start filming in time, but I caught it. My greatest accomplishment:

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 years

A fun reminder to my international friends... In the U.S., we're paying a FORTUNE for health insurance and still paying the doc for every little thing. Even paying for them to ignore and dismiss us.

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2 years

(Apropos of me getting desperate re: breathing, ordering a nasal dilator, wearing it for a couple of hours with MAJOR asthma symptom relief, and learning that asthmatics can be overly sensitive to perceived nasal obstruction, making us switch to mouth breathing too easily.)

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME?

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3 months

Fell asleep mid-spicy

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2 months

Kittens are not intended to diagnose or treat any condition. But if you have kittens, you have kittens. So there's that.

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@primnimproper_

2 months

I could hold more. In case the universe was wondering.

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18 days

Elfo now sports 3 white whiskers. 😊

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@primnimproper_

2 months

Went to the vet today. Got lots of treats. FeLV/FIV/HW negative 🥳. Diagnosis: too cute.

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4 months

Where's the baby? There's the baby!

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

Yes, they are SO CUTE when they're babies. Yes, they grow SO FAST. My advice? Take loads of pictures and video. Soak it in. Stare. But embrace the growth as safety. Little is fragile. Big is secure. And know that they'll ALWAYS be cute. Always. 🖤 Keep growing, Elfo!

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Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

Found my purpose in life

Mallory Eeeeeeee

@primnimproper_

2 months

Say hello to Princess Tia Beanie. Bean for short.

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1 month

Bean respectfully requests that you excuse her beauty.

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1 month

WHOSE TEENAGER IS THIS? (It's mine. It's my teeny beebee Elfo.)

Mallory Eeeeeeee

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2 months

POV: You're in danger, but you don't mind.

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29 days

Elfo 😊

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2 months

This "bonded pair" y'all keep referring to... you mean Bean and me? (Yes, this is where she sleeps for most of the night.)

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4 months

I am very busy today

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3 months

Where's the baby? There's the baby! (Just dropping by Edition)

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3 months

Where's the baby? There's the baby! (Right where he belongs Edition)

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12 days

A little Elfo; a little Bean.

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4 months

Irrefutable proof that humans are engineered specifically to serve cats:

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4 months

DO YOU SEE THIS???

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4 months

THE TINIEST

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2 months

Eepy shiny Beanie

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2 years

I’m a first-gen attorney. My parents couldn’t and didn’t help with law school expenses. No one I knew had any idea how extremely fucked up and predatory federal grad loans are. Everyone around me just *knew* I would pass the Bar exam easy-peasy. I did pass, but I shouldn’t have.

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25 days

Some very important data on Bean. For science.

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4 months

Years ago, forgot to grab my purse when I put the cart in the return at the grocery store. The woman who found it was nervous about handing it over to lost & found, so she brought it to me at the address on my license. Not long after, I went to get groceries at the same spot...

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4 months

My kid packed his project last night and forgot to bring it to school this morning. I saw it as we left the house and it pains me not to remind him. That bitterness as he walked to his classroom was horrible for me to watch, but necessary for him to grow up.

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Royalty.

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4 months

Can't believe I get to love him his entire life and got to start so early

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3 months

Awww....oops

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3 months

Good news, friends! Your cat with a twitter account will no longer be able to see that you liked Elfo's pics.

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4 months

Imagine, if you will: You've spent your whole life in the streets, and suddenly, you find yourself inside. You're safe. Or. Are. You? Kitten Dinosaur Arena Coming to a theater near you Summer 2024

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4 months

Look whose eye is 100% healed 🥹

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