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2 years

@chxamaxhc @BrightAnimal @josiahhughes no way that’s real there’s absolutely no way people like this exist

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6 years

Dudes in Australia really just be out here like \ / | /🙃\

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2 years

Are u fr

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@ProtonInspector Pretty sure I saw a Tik tok one time saying you could do this to naturally release DMT in ur brain lmao

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@DixonYamouf @chxamaxhc @BrightAnimal @josiahhughes Yeah I’m pretty sure lol

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@uncooljerk It’s because they only watch those fake street interviews where they pay women to be like “I’ll only date men that are 6’3+ and make 6 figures” lol

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2 years

@chxamaxhc @BrightAnimal @josiahhughes I was correct lmao

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2 years

@CallMeFreak3 @yoncestyless @DixonYamouf @chxamaxhc @BrightAnimal @josiahhughes Bruh I know the tweets are real. He’s trolling

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@mas1z1 @justjayec

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@coopernicus01 @CultureCrave He should be frustrated that they have to strike, not with the people striking.

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@y_bantz @rurouniwshngtn People are going to become selfish in a system that incentivizes greed

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2 years

@cr_muck @AbrasiveGhost “Feeling that weed I smoke” is a fucking great line tho

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2 years

@Java_jigga I have a theory that our weird punishment systems at the workplace bleed into people’s ideas about parenting and make them want to recreate it at home. Your boss yells at your parent over some weird trivial rule, so they make up weird trivial rules at home to yell at u about

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@MDualsense @s0ldiersgirl No I think u misunderstood the scene

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2 years

@JordanHilaire_ @KUNOICHIWAIFU @stupidkzzo I don’t hate the way tribal tats look tbh, but only on people who are apart of the actual cultures they came from. I think they look corny af when douchey cops and gym bros have them.

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I’m going to take my own life

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@ReidGrant136345 @NovaMania17 Is that a skrull using Drax’s arm lmao

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2 years

@yoncestyless @DixonYamouf @chxamaxhc @BrightAnimal @josiahhughes What does that prove just go look at his profile

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4 years

@naksmaks @goodbeanalt Racist joke very cool man

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Preston 🪲

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2 years

@toothbrush_butt @Hootie7052 Kinda seems like she’s having a manic episode, i don’t think that’s a helpful thing to say

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6 years

S[he] believ[ed]

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I hear it’s Bushtober 🌳

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2 years

@dmjr87 @K236Kris @revrrlewis @ElijahSchaffer Sad you think the people who serve you food don’t deserve to support their families

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@Kolaavv @joreseph @holyessaychaiT @MilesKlee why you gotta rip off someone’s tweet I know I saw this same tweet like 5 seconds ago

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2 years

@SkullMeridian @MrNobod72094840 @halomancer1 @dklmarxist I don’t understand why getting more dudes laid is your motivation for improving housing instead of just because homelessness is, ya know, bad lmao

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@chrissychlapp But her name is literally ‘Stinky’ tho

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Preston 🪲

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10 months

@2006Sable Everyone talking about how he should’ve just looked out the window instead, but the camera was accurate ??? It showed him running into it I don’t understand why he’s blaming the camera

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@aklingus Blocked like 30 of em it was amazing

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@tentaclehyena @buyyet @ZombiePharoah @pblest That much acid against someone’s will would be absolutely terrifying not funny

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Preston 🪲

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@victimoIogist @ang3l0nline Am I missing something here? It’s like the same thing as sex. Being forced to do something can be traumatic in one instance while willingly doing the same thing in another can be enjoyable

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Legs

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Preston 🪲

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4 years

Crazy how preppy christians go on mission trips to Africa and post hundreds of pics with African kids but go quiet about BLM

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Preston 🪲

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3 years

@BLKACRUX One time, a nurse told me not to tell doctors I smoke because insurance could use that to avoid covering so

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Preston 🪲

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4 years

@PhNxScar3cRow @ElamMoreOrLess @kittynouveau Every Christian thinks they’re the “right type of Christian”

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Preston 🪲

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@baddanadanabad Yeah that would feel bad to hear from a partner tbh

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Preston 🪲

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Mid night jim

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My hands, her hands, etc.

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Post nap

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Pump!!! 💪🏻

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Preston 🪲

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4 years

@Drjai32 @sir_realist_ “To look at people in capitalist society and conclude that human nature is egoism, is like looking at people in a factory where pollution is destroying their lungs and saying that human nature is to cough.”

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Preston 🪲

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4 years

@celery_juice1 @_cinnamonro11_ Let her enjoy the penguins chill

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Preston 🪲

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5 months

Feeling slutty in my short shorts

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Preston 🪲

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3 months

Rrraaaaahhhhhhhh

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Preston 🪲

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3 months

I’m addicted to following beautiful women on here

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Preston 🪲

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1 month

The girl next to me in this Kava bar is asking the bartender if he thinks she can get an adderal prescription because her cat has anxiety😭😭 this is exactly the kind of conversation I would expect to hear in a kava bar in Asheville NC

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Preston 🪲

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2 years

@yolanda_parody Unironically tho, this is something addressed in anarchism. Governments have a monopoly on violence.

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Preston 🪲

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@LolOverruled Watching the dude on the left is my favorite part

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@MoneyenjoyerMer @govt_taylor @Ill_iterat pls never have children

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Preston 🪲

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@hiImissmyboyfr1 @SkullMeridian @MrNobod72094840 @halomancer1 @dklmarxist Ok but my question still stands: Why are we worried about housing as a means of getting people to have sex instead of just because people need housing? That’s such a weird thing to focus on

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Just ate so many chicken tacos

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Shaved. Fresh start

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Preston 🪲

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@longgamma8 @PMBreakingNews ?????????????????

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Putting things in storage 📦

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Preston 🪲

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@Tinder please explain this to me

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Goodnight! :p

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Gym bathwoom

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Preston 🪲

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1 year

I need to do shrooms about this

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Preston 🪲

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5 years

I wake up in a hot sweat and quickly scrawl the words “cha cha real smooth” in my journal I roll back over to sleep with a soft smile on my face

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Preston 🪲

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@godsfavslut0 wtf should’ve stolen some shit

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Preston 🪲

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4 years

realizing I am in fact hot,,, I just live in Starkville fucking Mississippi

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😗

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Preston 🪲

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Bored at work :p

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Preston 🪲

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6 years

I really get on my own nerves

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Preston 🪲

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3 months

Lil shakey, but just did 6 reps of my deadlift PR @ 195 😎

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Preston 🪲

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2 years

@AWPtismxD @WHOAitsTyler @ProdiCole @JakeSucky 1. Gay people aren’t a political movement they just exist and you’re gonna have to deal with it 2. Why do you consider fucking Faze Clan an “impartial institution” lmao

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Sorry I look handsome rn

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Preston 🪲

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I love following beautiful women and nonbinary people on here it fills me with joy

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Preston 🪲

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7 years

Picture this: It's the year 3000 Not much has changed but they live under water And your Great-great-great grand daughter is doing fine. She's doing fine.

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Preston 🪲

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@AIexWander @ilovkittisncats @images_i_hate dork

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Preston 🪲

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@godsfavslut0 “Hahaha just makin’ sure, cause ya never know these days!” I’m going to gouge your eyes out with fucking spoons!!!!!!!!!!

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Preston 🪲

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Maybe it wasn’t about the journey... but the hoes we made mad along the way 😌

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Preston 🪲

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5 years

My body Me explaining trying to tell that it’s the me not to eat only thing a whole roll that will of cookie satisfy my dough munchies

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Preston 🪲

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Our safe word is screaming “YEEEOOOUUCCHHH”

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Preston 🪲

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YOOOOOOOOOOO look at my first tat so happy with it

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Preston 🪲

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Wow. Technology is amazing ❤️

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I encourage yall to try and look at the moon rn if yall can it’s like blood red. Its really low in the sky tho

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Preston 🪲

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4 years

Only got one (1) compliment on my fit today and that just wasn’t enough.

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Wood

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Preston 🪲

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2 months

Just saved a bee from the pool and it walked right back in. I’ll save u as many times as u need little bumblebee

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Waitin

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Preston 🪲

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5 years

Let me fuck the boat

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Preston 🪲

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5 years

It’s 4:30 AM and I’m in a hotel bathroom hiding from my grandma’s snoring!!! Also! I feel like I look like a monkey sometimes w my head shaved🐵🤙🏼

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Preston 🪲

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2 years

@wageslave2000 @yolanda_parody It’s objectively true. The government can drone strike civilians in the Middle East and no one can do anything, but if we were to violently protest that, we would go to jail.

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@JordanHilaire_ @KUNOICHIWAIFU @stupidkzzo I think they also fell off because I imagine a lot of high-end parlors wouldn’t do tribals so most of them are just inauthentic and cheap.

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Ok ok I’m done goodnight