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Unlike you, I no longer have the luxury of a brain. Ho/hum

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When your wife has been murdered.
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@GreenTextRepost Good to see someone on 4Chan being passionate about a real problem for once.
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@spicymilkbags @GreenTextRepost None of these words are in the Bible.
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@ExploreWellcome Go and get jobs cleaning public toilets. There's no mystery as to what the point of that is. Leave running a museum to people who want to run a museum.
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@Struggle_Tweet I hope he asks if those were her onlyplans.
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I fancy a curry.
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@spicymilkbags @GreenTextRepost Wrong, nobody on 4Chan is capable of holding eye contact.
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@WomenPostingLs AJAB
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@GMPCityCentre I for one am astonished that the man smoking smack in public has proved to be a nasty piece of work. Nobody could have predicted this.
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@AkiraPostX @WomenPostingLs No.
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@cybrxangel @turrible_tao
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They had this (alleged) poem on the wall of my school's English department. I always thought it was rather telling that after six lines you're pretty firmly into the 20th century.
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@GreenTextRepost Four words in and I'm already convinced it's not true.
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@Spinneborg @Steam @LatinxGamesFest That's gringx if you please.
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@TardStrangler @GreenTextRepost I thought this was going to be a lot more racist than it was.
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@OldPersonOnline Death.
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@GreenTextRepost I've never wanted a greentext to be true more.
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Don't get on Hartnell's bad side.
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Well firstly the rhetoric the 30s the rhetoric the 30s it's DISGUSTING.
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@OldPersonOnline Imagine if the Jedi did exactly the same stuff as the Sith but got better press coverage.
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@gunplabear23 @RelaxedSpartan @KySwaid In Battlefront you just run up to it and press Y or triangle or whatever, I assume it's the same in the films.
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@nhannahjones Yes but she wasn't lying for money.
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@UglyWaterBag @rustyskunks @Struggle_Tweet You deserved the hug, king.
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@WomenPostingLs Feeling sorry for this one.
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@_Carrotay @TheOnion
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@Classic__Tweets hamberders
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@uncle_deluge Is- is he citing this as an example of an exciting inner monologue?
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@wentonawhimhaha @GimmickAccsOOC So let's ruin some by burning down their businesses? Hot take.
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@HumansNoContext Whoever photoshopped this decided to keep the dash before Dylan's name lol.
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@HotTankie Tankies be like there were no pogroms and anyway the Cossacks did them.
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@anxietyghoul @WomenPostingLs Well I fail to see how it can be called a W.
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@BadEconTakes Really looking forward to the tankies replying to tell me that China has not only erradicated the virus but brought several of its victims back to life.
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@houvelin1 @OldPersonOnline Close. California.
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@fennixiiii @WomenPostingLs No.
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@WomenPostingLs What the fuck is wrong with f*rnicators?
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@HotTankie "Sovereign" is doing some fucking heavy lifting here.
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@DaxDarkness @HumansNoContext It says attractive people, not bright people.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
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@WomenPostingLs The Council is agreed.
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Citizens of the universe, firstly, are you ok? I hope so.
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@ThomasHoufek @orthonormalist @paul_hundred Vercingetorix surrendered to the Romans and as a punishment the Gauls became the French, doomed to do nothing but surrender for all eternity.
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@Demacian_Dragon @Struggle_Tweet Go to jail.
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@OnlineXtians
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@simonjedge @hellothisisivan Has anyone else noticed we keep flickering between "Being trans was perfectly normal for most of history until transphobia was invented in 2016," and "Trans people have been oppressed since before the Big Bang"?
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@AwfulReddit Irony is no defence. I demand the maximum penalty.
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@OldPersonOnline So he can't be hacked. He has the right idea.
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@Goodtweet_man "M'lud, the defendant has hired a barrister to defend him. There the case for the prosecution rests."
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@InsaneLetterbox Mercy, I'm glad my brain isn't quite this broken.
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@XCirrian @XHNews @DanCDO7 And Tibet... oh wait, that was somebody else, wasn't it?
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Imagine if the Tories actually went ahead and cut NHS funding. There's nothing stopping them, because everyone pretends they're doing it anyway. So why don't they? It's almost as if they don't want the health service to fail. 🤫
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@SpokespersonCHN
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@Kardea @goobfromyoutube @HoodlumDoodlum @LivingScribe @neontaster As I recall he asked people to stop making fun of him, but it was pointed out to him that there was probably more total happiness derived from mocking him than the sadness he suffered from being mocked. This gave him pause for thought.
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@BadEconTakes All the communist/socialist countries are, of course, coming out of this brilliantly.
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@PickledPlatypuz @blibfn @downbadpatrol
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@OldPersonOnline Persona 5 doubled your autism.
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@Goodtweet_man Ah, so Biden gets to claim he's Catholic and the church isn't allowed to contradict him because that would be political, very fair.
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@OldPersonOnline Still no gf but 80% more punchable.
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@OldPersonOnline POV
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@atdavidhoffman @jtLOL
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I've sorted the national flags of the world into their symmetry groups. The Union Jack is, as I suspected, the only one in C2 (rotation through π radians and no reflections). Another triumph for Great Britain. Let's have no more talk of spoiling it by adding a dragon or suchlike.
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@PyreGOTYEY @WomenPostingLs L detected
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@AtheistTakes
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@DrWhoMoment Big Finish creative team discussing what to call the upcoming Torchwood range:
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It must be funny because I keep laughing at it myself.
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@OldPersonOnline "Yeah lol the controls suck and you keep dying for no reason but I kept playing for 40 hours because of the music."
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@WomenPostingLs Really looking forward to the whining opinion pieces about being alone and childless they'll be writing in their 40s.
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@s00sposter @HotTankie Ok tankie
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@OldPersonOnline They aren't, it's just that the cats with holes in the wrong places get run over pretty quickly.
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@OldPersonOnline He's not a hulking muscle man, he just has a normal personality.
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@OldPersonOnline Le Dark Memer is now a priest.
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@NathanJRobinson Sorry to hear you got fired by the Guardian for your bad opinions but it's good to know you don't really mind.
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@GimmickAccsOOC Mmm, totally not a fruitless act of rebellion born of adolescent frustration.
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@500cigarettes @OldRoberts953 British soft power.
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British MPs see videos of a man threatening random strangers and committing crimes without repercussions and their response is "oh noes, the internet is so sp00py, ban it at once" It's so unbelievably over.
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@JLFphoto @afneil @spectator What are you going to do with the £3.50 change from your £20 note?
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@AndyHearn09 Yeah, I can just imagine the slogans they'd use to convince us we'd never had a country. Crazy stuff like "Diversity built Britain" or "This has always been a nation of immigrants", or even jabbering on about "Melting pots". Scary stuff! Straight out of Black Mirror.
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@AtheistTakes "What's it like being a flat-Earther?" "Do you think pizzas are spherical?" "No." "Like that."
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@BadEconTakes These are the people who are pleasantly surprised when big corporations push for minimum wage increases.
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@OldPersonOnline I hope the next generation doesn't suck because all the current ones do.
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I've got a funny feeling I know what he means by 'justice', too.
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@LaFluteSki @Goodtweet_man
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@HenryDimbleby Just admit you hate sweets and want them banned you tedious loser.
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@OctaneSburner @WomenPostingLs If there's a woman in your pfp you're a woman.
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@GSpellchecker It's great that 'white' just means bad now so if you actually want to talk about white people you have to add qualifiers.
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@Philo_Lunar @AkiraPostX @WomenPostingLs She's better off without him in her life, this is a W in the short term.
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@WomenPostingLs Wow, very empowering.
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@OnlineXtians Hanging around after church to get permission to read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe later on.
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You can tell when Boris Johnson isn't telling the truth. His lips move. #PMQs
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@BloodsareCrips How did she get them?
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@MisplacedNPC He was in a hurry to get to the bit he actually likes.
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@KevinOC075 @HotTankie They're actually all the same kind, just at different levels of confidence.
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@Weird_AnimaIs There should be a gimmick account that replies to every weird animal tweet explaining how the animal in question can be killed.
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@neontaster From this wording and the fact several people were apparently ticked off about it, I'm not convinced it was made sufficiently clear.
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@benandjerrysUK @SuellaBraverman
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@bitemyapp @AStratelates Same thing with Yamaha.
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@WomenPostingLs oNlY faNS eMpOweRs wOMeN
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@4chantexts Seems more likely she dyed it.
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@UnironicAtheism Why do they always make it sound so cool? Who WOULDN'T want to telepathically communicate with a man in the sky?
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One of the changes for modern audiences should be that the police don't bother to turn up half the time.
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Agatha Christie classics latest to be rewritten for modern sensitivities
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@OldPersonOnline On the bright side at least Hitler finally apologised.
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