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this is your reminder that it’s wine o fucking clock πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚

Down the wine aisle
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
When you receive a dm saying you’re nothing without makeup so here you are baby cakes , no filter , no lashes I may be nothing but at least I’m a decent human πŸ–•
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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45 years ago today my mum flopped me out her clunge in the hospital carpark followed by a massive turd, and that’s how this legend was born πŸŽ‰πŸŽπŸŽˆπŸŽ‚πŸ₯³
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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My neighbour just asked me to turn the music down, I said yeah sure but In return can you ask your wife to shut the fucking windows when she’s banging the postman
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
I will always keep this photo, the night I had nowhere to go in the pouring rain after the worst mental abuse..today I’m stronger then ever, sold the house that haunts me, secured a new gaff today, divorce nearly finalised and stronger then fucking ever. πŸ₯‚
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
2 years
Finally saved enough money to buy a bed after months on the floor, haven’t sold pics of my arsehole, or sucked the local desperado off down the back alley for a few quid, instead I worked my ass off and I’m fucking proud of myself 🍾
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
Ittttttttssssss the foookin weekend πŸŽ‰πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
4 years
Raising a glass to a fucking shit week, shit people and feeling fucking shit ... so I’m going to pour the wine, put the 80’s tunes on and dance the night away because I’ve fucking had it with people dragging me down, . πŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎ cheers maddda fackers πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
Off out to fuck shit up in the new neighbourhood… send bail money to my go fund me page πŸ™„πŸ€£
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
4 years
Believe in your #selfie post what you frikken want and block haters .. we are all wonderful πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
Being forced out to sink a few fizzy sherbets to celebrate, thanks for all your amazing comments today, onwards and upwards.. have a fab eve 🍾πŸ₯‚πŸΎβ€οΈ 😜
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
Seeing my daughter struggle over the last two years with anxiety, panic attacks and her mental health has been heartbreaking, today I gave her a companion, a best friend to get her through the dark times and it’s the first time I’ve seen happiness in her eyes for a long time ❀️❀️
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
When your mate says I’ll give ya ten mins to get ready it’s Friday we are going out fucking out πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ have the best eve as I shall be in a wine coma
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
4 years
The other night I went out, not out out but just out ... fuck off covid, I made the best decision leaving my husband and I wanna fucking start enjoying my bloody life ... 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
Off for a pint and a nibble on Nobbys nuts down the battle cruiser 😜πŸ₯œπŸ₯‚
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
4 years
So much hate on here, let’s have a massive blockage of people that are vile, rude, knobbers, bitchy, gossiping, involved in other people’s lives, arsebadgers, fuck buckets and dick weasels ... they are not our kinda people and jog the madddda fek on ❀️ #lovewins
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
Wine always tastes better on a Friday … 🍾🍾 cheers
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
The best birthday gift, not only did my daughter leave her bedroom after months of anxiety, depression and panic attacks, but we have just been out and enjoyed a beautiful lunch together and it’s all down to this little hooligan who has managed to change her whole mindset ❀️
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
6 months
Today I’ve wiped my own arse, been to work, cleaned my house, fem freshed My clunge, sunk a pint at the pub , cleaned up my dogs fozzas and now listening to my neighbour balls deep in Sarah πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
After a twenty year boring abusive marriage this is how I now love my life every fucking night ... I’m free and and if you think you can’t do it on your own you’re wrong.. you can ... be happy πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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The last words were you won’t cope without me .. well baby cakes I’m coping just fine I work hard, pay all the bills, raise two beautiful gals and slowly replacing the materialistic shit day by day that you took ..: I feel empowered.. independent women we rock the world πŸ’―
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
It’s Friday so chug some wine and remember who the fuck you are πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚ cheers
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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I’m off to drink beer and tell people to fuck off πŸ€£β€¦ enjoy your eve πŸŽ‰β˜€οΈπŸ»πŸΊπŸ»πŸΊ
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
Dating over 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item from the charity shop that doesn’t smell like piss @hike_charity your thoughts ???
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
4 years
Don’t fucking care πŸ™ŒπŸ’™πŸ‘‘ #girlboss #DUND #DressUPnotdown
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
Where the bloody hell did the bolloxy weekend go 😩😩πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚ Sunday sesh incoming πŸ€ͺ
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
4 years
Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Only going out for one πŸ˜‰πŸ₯‚πŸŒž
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
4 years
This is the face of someone whose finally getting back on their feet, a very difficult year and you guys are the ones that have got me through it, with your chats, your amazing banter, your love for the swear words, and your kindness... much love to you all πŸ’•β€οΈπŸ’•
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
4 years
It’s national wine wanker day ... coz I said so πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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I’m only going out for one ………..πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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This weeks #DUND is dedicated to all the twitter haters and the complete πŸ”” πŸ”š that loved me so much he took the time to repost my photo and right a lovely description of me πŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎ #DressUPnotdown
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
4 years
In the classiest possible way, tonight I’m going to smash down cheap wine from a box ... #SorryNotSorry
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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tonight can we just all cheers to everyone, doesn’t matter if we have different opinions, doesn’t matter if you don’t like kebabs I won’t judge you ..we all see the world differently .. mostly through wine/beer goggles but let’s just all get the fuck along πŸ₯‚
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
Early finish so off down the boozer πŸ₯³πŸŽ„πŸΎ
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
Self care and self worth is life .. early night, Michel Bolton and a fishbowl of water 😜
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
Omg it’s arrived and it’s sexier than sex πŸ₯‚
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
4 years
Even though you are the friends in the phone you are the ones that are getting everyone through the hardest times by laughter, Gifs, selfies, smiles and jokes .I raise a glass to you all as we have all gone through a shit show but we keep each other going πŸ’—
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Being my own boss means no work gets done ever on a Monday .. πŸ€ͺ🌞🌞
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
3 years
Who cares that it feels like winter.. having a garden fookin party and wanna say a massive cheers to my GUT.. yet again it was trustworthy .. always trust your gut, always always always πŸΈπŸ’―
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Living on your own means you can go to bed with a dirty doner and have nobody to answer too πŸ’―
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
4 years
Yet again I’ve seen the vile side of Twitter today but happy days because this girl laughs it off . Let’s never say the word β€œsandwich” again though as it’s apparently offensive to choose your own filling πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ cheers πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚ πŸ’™
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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I’ve dated two people off twitter, two sides to every story,but only mine counts obviously, they were both utter cunts and we didn’t live happily ever after, the end
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Throw back Thursday to an hour ago I was happily sipping my water and thought fuck it ... gin, lights and choooooooons all night long baby πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸΈπŸΈπŸΈπŸΈπŸΈπŸΈπŸΈ zero fuckety fucks given
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Never thought having a dining room table finally would make me so emosh but it’s the journey I’ve been on and how far I’ve come .. and on an even better note ..... I shall be officially DIVORCED by August... roll on an amazing summer and a life time of happiness πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Shake your saggy tits it’s Friday πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ’œβ€οΈπŸ’—
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Not sure what bloody happened last night but someone drank all my wine #prayforkate
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
4 years
Eyes are the window to the soul.. let’s see the soul .... show the eyes
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Cheers 🍾🍾🍾🍾 I’m out on the prowl so lock up you dads folks 😈
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Summer fucking vibes πŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸΎβ˜€οΈβ˜€οΈβ˜€οΈβ˜€οΈβ˜€οΈπŸΎ
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Twinkle twinkle little star, point me to the nearest bar.. have the best eve mofos, I’m off out to cause some carnage 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾❣️
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Wine Wednesday ...
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
4 years
What did you do today that you are proud of ??? Im proud I did 330 steps and got dressed
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Tonight I raise a glass to my daddy...love him always will ,, be kind it’s priceless and makes you shine
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Off to be robbed in broad daylight down the solicitors office… πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Daily reminder to stay WINE-DRAYTED and not give a rats arse about what people think or say about you πŸ–•πŸΎπŸ™Œ #girlfuckingpower #notinterested
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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I don’t mean to brag, but I’m finally getting my shit together and it feels frikken amazing #DUND #DressUPnotdown
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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It’s a wine and flip flops kinda day .... again πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸŒžπŸŒžπŸŒžπŸŒžπŸŒžπŸŒžπŸŒž
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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I’ve been down the boozer init ... now time to start the hog roasting and get shitfaced bolloxed up with my mucker... have a super sunny Saturday and cheers to you all β˜€οΈβ˜€οΈπŸ₯³πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Round fucking two πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄ πŸΎπŸŽ‰πŸ₯‚πŸΎ
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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It’s Friday maddda fackkkkers ...who’s moving to wine island with me ? πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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No clown is getting this girl down πŸ’―
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Top of the morning to ya.... I have the best friends, the best Twitter fam and a massive box of wine ... so anyone who is a fecking salty arse Scrote.... jog the fuck on .. #BeKind
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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I just wanna spend the rest of my life laughing and drinking the vino .. πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚ #SaturdayVibes
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Some people think I’m like champagne in a tall glass, when in actual fact I’m like Luke warm piss in a plastic cup πŸ˜‰
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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I normally hate Father’s Day weekend, but he must have sent me a sign yesterday, I woke up, I sold my house, quitting my job and ready to start a fresh and start living life like he always wanted me too.. raising a glass to my daddykins in the sky.. happy daddys day to you all ❀️
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Pure class πŸ˜†
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Raising a glass tonight to all the amazing fucknuggetty cockwombles that make me wanna stay in this crazy twitter world ❀️❀️❀️❀️ much much much love to you all
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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I’m about to smash out a run, can anyone tell me how far I have to run to work off two bottles of Pinot, three double whiskys large doner meat and chips and a family bag of porkies balls ?? Because that’s what’s on the menu this eve πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Vibes β˜€οΈπŸ–•
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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It’s only my bloody day of birth ... πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚which means I like nothing more than eating my body weight in cake and getting smashed off my tits on boxes of wine... cheers to growing old disgracefully and never stinking of piss .. πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Have a bloody fantastic weekend… I’m off for a jolly good sesh down the boozer. β€οΈβ€οΈπŸŽ‰πŸΎπŸΎπŸΎπŸ»πŸŽ‰πŸ»πŸΎπŸŽ‰
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Today’s achievement.. waiting till 5 to crack open a bottle ... happy frikken Thursday Twitter fam 🍾πŸ₯‚πŸΎπŸ₯‚πŸΎπŸ’—πŸ’™β€οΈ
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Summer lovin .......... πŸ˜Žβ˜€οΈπŸŒžπŸ₯‚πŸ’ŸπŸ€πŸ€πŸ€
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Twinkle twinkle little star... point me too the nearest bar.... I’m going out Madda fakkers 🍹🍸πŸ₯‚πŸΎ
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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That awkward moment when the delivery driver recognises you from Twitter πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚ #DUND #DressUPnotdown
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
4 years
What happens in the hot tub, stays in the hot tub πŸ€— have a fab Saturday πŸ’šπŸ’š
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kate πŸ₯‚πŸ’•
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Bonne nuit madda fackers ❀️❀️❀️
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