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A macho man and inventor of the “tickling feet in missionary while deep inside of her” technique.

Oakland, CA 🌳🍃
Joined June 2021
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@poppamacho
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11 months
Ladies, what’s your strategy for getting free drinks?
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@poppamacho
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2 years
That woman put her job on the line because she felt the need to attack Black men was so important.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Your zodiac sign has nothing to do with you being an awful human being… so cut that shit out.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Please, stop caring about what these broke muthafuckaz think of you.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Since women are known for stealing men’s hoodies, is there something men are known for taking from a woman’s home?
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@poppamacho
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2 years
I don’t get how y’all blame Black men for everything that’s wrong in your life and I never will.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Am I to believe a woman can watch every ratchet tv show that comes out but she’s nothing like that at all in person?
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2 years
@_sunnysmiles_ Of course I do because I’m only willing to have sex with women I really like, like that.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Being denied some head but the person is still down to have sex with you, got to be some crazy ass shit to experience.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
This app does not like Black men being with half Black women.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Let’s just stare at the building while holding hands.
@HOLLYandherEGO
The Beard Collector 💈💞✨🥂💫c💞💕✨🎀🎀💕💕💕💞🎀
3 years
Going to Chick-fil-A on a Sunday is a date.
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@poppamacho
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8 months
Btw, all of that meat you leave on them chicken wings proves to me that you ain’t no eater.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
@xMissesdontplay Her spraying mace at the end is hilarious.
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@poppamacho
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1 year
@_PhallonX0X0 If you let someone talk long enough they’ll eventually get caught in a lie.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Y’all do got some big ass teeth on here.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
What happened… why don’t women do gardening, sewing, recycling, baking, or read books anymore?
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Ain’t no way you chumps believe that these 9-5 working women with bills up to the ceiling are out of your league… ain’t no fucking way.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
If she already has a babydaddy… as a man it’s okay for you to do slightly above the bare minimum since that’s what she’s used to.
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@poppamacho
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9 months
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Flirting with someone knowing damn well you’re not trying to link up makes absolutely no sense. And you women still wonder why so many men become stalkers.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
@notChvnel This isn’t about men. 😉
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Drink water, mind ya business, and get you some money!!!
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Getting nutted in by complete bums, but submitting to a real one is where you draw the line. 😒
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@poppamacho
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2 years
@MrGee54 Lol, they’re so easily impressed by anything.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
@_sunnysmiles_ Lol @ “that’s admirable.” I honestly feel like if you’re not going all the way then it’s meaningless sex… I want all of mine to mean something.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
I don’t drag my ex lovers through the mud because at the end of the day, it was ultimately my fault for thinking they were good women.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Somehow, I just knew there would be twerking involved before the end of this video.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
If your woman doesn’t fall asleep after y’all finish fucking then you got some more fucking to do. Get back in there little fella.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
@N_Q40_I_495_X True, and it’s disgusting.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Bulky pussy Twitter gon’ let you know it’s Bulky down there.
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@poppamacho
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1 year
Which rapper or singer gets absolutely no play in your whip?
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@poppamacho
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8 months
Have you ever seen a woman with the perfect booty?
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Remember all of the chaos those Popeyes chicken sandwich caused when they became available in every state?
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Y’all be so quick to reveal just how anti-Black you are and y’all are Black… just lame as hell.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Some of you niggaz are paying to have sex with your girlfriend but I know that’s a touchy subject for some.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Y’all seriously need to stop letting women with multiple kids and no man in the house talk crazy to you… seriously.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
I feel like… a woman that can’t cook don’t deserve no dick.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
So, you can go workout in a crowded gym 4 days a week, but going back to work in the office is where you draw the line.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
I can’t be the only person that’s tired of these damn movies being centered around slavery.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Y’all be doing the most just to get someone to interact with you.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Verzuz needs to give it up.
@BrokePhiBroke_
We Ain’t Got It.
2 years
Onyx and Cypress Hill Verzuz?? Lol.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Do y’all be oversharing on here for attention or is it because you just need to get something off your chest?
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2 years
They are out here tittyfishing too, smh.
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2 years
Idk how you can go 10hrs without speaking to me and think everything is okay.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
@TiredElementary Nah, banana slices in a bowl of Frosted Flakes is a winner.
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@poppamacho
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1 year
@fineassmarie6 If I speak… 🤐
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@poppamacho
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2 years
You never see men with kids say that having kids is the reason for them being fat.
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@poppamacho
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7 months
What’s your favorite thing to do on a Sunday?
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Never in my life have I woke up and said “you know what… I want some grits.”
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@poppamacho
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3 years
They’re really just paying to get their bodies done all for attention, but you can’t tell them that because then you’re a hater.
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2 years
As a kid, what movie were you obsessed with watching?
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Find a group of happy people on this app and interact only with them.
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@poppamacho
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8 months
@FineAssssT_ 🗣️Ooowww!
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@poppamacho
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3 years
@AuntiesBlocc A girl gotta get that bag!
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@poppamacho
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2 years
I never felt the need to “hey y’all I had sex last night” like 99% of you do. Lol, I’m not sure what I would gain by doing so… y’all already hate me.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Y’all was expected to go way harder on that catfish than y’all did, but I get it. When it’s y’all little timeline friends being outed they get a pass.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
It’s kinda funny how cancel culture is put in place ONLY to cancel Black folks.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Still going through a hoe phase, as a parent in your 30’s… grow up.
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2 years
I DON’T SMELL NO BREAKFAST COOKING!!!
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Can’t stand meeting someone one time and them running around telling people that they know me.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
I hate when I’m right about something, that I was kinda hoping to be wrong about, but in the end I always enjoy being right.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
If you’ve ever been in a relationship with someone that really did not like seeing you happy, it’s completely understandable to me why being single doesn’t bother you at all.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Unfortunately, good women don’t just fall out of the sky.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
@_sunnysmiles_ I’m just sick of BW using us for a punching bag. Most of the time they’re talking about the men that don’t want them, so they’ll just lump us all in together.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Y’all honestly believe that having huge titties is a personality trait.
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2 years
I can’t love you if you don’t know what love looks like.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
The need to impress the timeline got y’all doing things that you normally wouldn’t.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Y’all go the whole day without drinking water and wonder why you smell citrus in the air when you pee.
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@poppamacho
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10 months
I don’t like how libraries and bookstores are dying. 🥺
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Leave your booty here.
@SoUnserious_
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2 years
I might be going to hell.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Y’all don’t appreciate what you have until someone wants to snatch it away from you.
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2 years
Getting 3 BBLs just so you can keep up with the other hoes is nasty.
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2 years
Fuck her mind real good and her body will follow.
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1 year
When the kitty is hairless. 😯
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Going to pick up a chick for a date and she comes out wearing something that make you say to yourself “that’s the best she could come up with…” can make a man lose his enthusiasm.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Twitter ruins relationships.
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@poppamacho
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11 months
Being mean for absolutely no reason is a form of depression.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Dexter was so cold… cleaning up his own murders while having the department unknowingly help him clean up the murders. 😭
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Spoiling women that don’t belong to you is only dope when they’re man can’t afford to do so.
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@poppamacho
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9 months
Please, stop feeding those hot ass processed chips to your small children.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
The women of Twitter told me that a man expecting sex 3-4 days a week from his woman is too much to ask for. I guess we know now why a lot of you constantly get cheated on and are single without options.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Niggaz love flexin’ for the timeline knowing damn well they’ll be in the red to start the new year.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Sometimes violence is necessary because y’all be thinking shit is sweet.
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3 years
Y’all be dealing with a lot of hurt and taking out on people who are just tweeting, minding their own business.
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1 year
@mdeeeeee_ 🤌🏾✨
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Then they get dogged offline to balance everything out.
@SourpowerDre
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Women love likes & internet attention that’s makes them feel good
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@poppamacho
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3 years
This is the best lie I’ve heard so far today.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Chick hit my line talking about I owe her a date. Smh, you hungry heffa’s ain’t got no shame.
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3 years
Twitter is not going to tell me what I should like.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
@its_mka_ That arguing shit is for the pigeons.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
I don’t get how y’all can be on here tweeting through your depression and being easily triggered instead of getting your life together.
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@poppamacho
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2 years
Y’all know I love me some Levi’s. 🤗
@FatKidDeals
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2 years
Flash Sale!! Levi's Men's 541 Athletic-Fit Jeans for $19.99, retail $79.99!!
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1 year
@fineassmarie6 Always without me. 🥺
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2 years
Communication should not be an issue for grown-ups but unfortunately it is.
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1 year
Nobody wants to mind their own business anymore, smfh.
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@poppamacho
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9 months
Being unnecessarily mean must be giving y’all mini orgasms or something.
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3 years
The fact that so many of you don’t take into consideration how your online behavior can affect your kids is scary. Not to mention some of y’all kids are in high school. You know their friends know… you be naked, playing with ya pussy, and getting rammed on social media sites.
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@poppamacho
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3 years
Who had the best verse on the “Dey Know” remix?
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@poppamacho
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2 years
The way they get mad when you recognize they’re full of shit, is clear indication that they are indeed full of shit.
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@poppamacho
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1 year
Hooking someone up with a job and they embarrass you with their performance, really makes you not want to do anything for anyone ever again.
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