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Welcome to my page. Pro-freedom (not just freedom I agree with), 1A, 2A absolutist. Also, a trans, stick around though, I think you'll like me. Fun Stuff: - Photographer - Writer (mainly romance/erotica, commissions available, DM me) - WIPs: Two Joints and a Bottle of Wine
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@ask_aubry This is the part of the whole "trad-life" thing I don't get. If you want a stay-at-home wife/mother, you HAVE to be providing for it. That means working your ass off. And if you're willing to do that, because that's what you want, more power to you. But the expectation that your
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@ask_aubry "God, by Pfizer, is designed to help you endure the absolutely, unimaginable pain of childbirth. Rest easy knowing that, as your cervix dilates to 10cm and a full-size baby pushes its way out, you will feel nothing but bliss. Ask your doctor if God is right for you."
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@ask_aubry Bruh… you should be thrilled you married an absolute badass who will protect your children. Why would you be scared of her?
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@bluefolf Ah, yes the secret is out, I’m a tranpire! Omg that means I need a cape for my hoodie!
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@tracybeanz Just gonna leave this here
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@iamyesyouareno But Vikings weren't mythological beings... Does she think they were?
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@LeeKurtiss @ask_aubry Also, I’d think there would HAVE to be some kind of pre-nup. If you’re going into this, you better have a way out and some kind of financial stability. Because she’s also giving up 20+ years of work experience. That’s priceless
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@ask_aubry Dude decides to lock someone out of the house, makes them uncomfortable and then demands sexual favors to alleviate her discomfort. I’m gonna go with that’s attempted SA. I don’t care if it’s a joke, you’ve made her powerless and demanded, even as a “joke”, for her to service
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@ask_aubry I'm not a doctor, but can someone show the math on how mutilating the clitoris prevents UTIs?
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@ask_aubry Let's assume this is true, for a sec. If your friends can talk you out of a marriage, it wasn't on the most solid of foundations. Having said that, this is so obvs fake. It's like Manosphere BINGO
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@andybayview @ask_aubry One of the other things that bothers me is the idea your partner has to be a stay-at-home mom to be a good person. Bruh, when I'm dating, I'm looking for someone who is kind, empathetic, smart, funny but above all, I want someone who is a good person. I think kids would be far
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@ask_aubry Pro-tip: if your partner is into anything that mixes sex and violence, you need to get away ASAP! Eventually, watching it won't be enough and they'll seek out that thrill IRL. Get out and don't look back
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@ask_aubry Uh, buy the damn book. She isn’t expecting you to read it, after all, if you were that involved in the process, you’ve read it dozens of times, but you should still buy it to support her
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@ask_aubry Yeah, I’m sure every woman would rather die in childbirth as a “real woman” than have a C-section… I guess when the child, assuming they survive, is raised without their mom they’ll take comfort from know their mom wasn’t a “failure”. Disgusting
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@EverythingOOC Homey needs to pull an Uno Reverse and report them to ICE
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@ask_aubry Is it just me or is this whole tradlife/conservative stuff WAY too obsessed with the sexual proclivities of children? My parents were fairly conservative, but the idea of either of them saying this kind of stuff gives me that weird, ick feeling that, just ew.
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@ask_aubry Who, in their right, non-depraved mind, could look at a child enjoying the first three and then draw the conclusion of the fourth? Could that solar flare get here and just knock out the internet for a bit?
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@ask_aubry Dude, she's not mad about the sandwich, it's after three years together you don't know her food allergies! Isn't that stuff that comes up fairly early on? I mean, I'd hate to invite someone over for some Kung Pao chicken and then they keel over because I didn't check if they had
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@ask_aubry I’m more concerned about the nearly 5,000 who liked that post 🫤
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@ask_aubry WTAF? Um, so, instead of actually asking your partner, "Hey, so, I don't have a vagina could you tell me what feels good?" this stellar individual says, "Hey, can we schedule a surgery on you to fix you?" Wait, what? No.
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@ask_aubry Is it just me or are these conservatives who are all about protecting little girls arguing a bit too hard? It just makes me think the man doth protest too much. These posts are just ew...
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@CultureCriticZ @ask_aubry Won’t someone please think of the men?!? For once!
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@ShitpostGate Finally, a literal shit post
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@SydneyLWatson Why is it sick? I thought we all had the right of free association. I would think it would go both ways. Or is it bad because of the people he wants to not associate with.
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@ask_aubry It’s a green flag, literally. She’s inviting you to do something she’s passionate about, she’s opening up and sharing her life with you, just weed the garden and have fun
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@ask_aubry ... Oh. My. God. Why is the child pregnant?!? Who the hell approved this?!? No, no, no, oh, no.
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@dickmasterson She felt so threatened that she needed to get a good night’s sleep before calling the police
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@BGatesIsaPyscho You mean the bioengineering we’ve been doing since we developed farming and decided to select crop traits we wanted?
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@ask_aubry If anyone has her address, I'd like to send her some salt. You know, so she can get rid of this slug. Finding a partner is supposed to be about finding that person who completes you and you become a team, better and stronger than you were before. That means each of you have to
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@VitoComedy Dear lord, conservatives absolutely suck at comedy, well, art in general. The fact that multiple people worked on this script, revised it, approved it, then heard the lines being read and still said, "Great job!" tells you the level of talent in that writing room. No wonder they
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@ask_aubry Does this mean you could get a group of women together and play a tune? I can't wait to see this new section of instrument, peecussion. Oh, and HOW/WHAT the hell is "peeing like a 16 year old"?
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@ask_aubry Please, people, please, please, please stop listening to other people about what is masculine and feminine, just do what you want. It's your life, do what makes you happy. Get a cat, a giant Flemish rabbit and dress like Alice in Wonderland at your local axe throwing bar. Live
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@ask_aubry Ah, yes, the time honored tradition of slapping and clapping. Because nothing builds respect like slapping your partner when they disappoint you or screw up. That totally won't devolve into a hellscape where someone feels that they have to be perfect at all times or risk being
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@KatyMontgomerie Which is worse though: - The "Ur still a man" crowd or - "Oh, you're trans? Cool... so, are you having 'The Surgery'? What? No, it's not creepy for your relative to ask a family member about their genitals." It's like being trans destroys our right to privacy and throws proper
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@Artofhunger75 Weird how mothers and their children look alike. Gosh, if only there was a way to explain that. Also, with the hairstyle, it seems reasonable she would match her hairstyle to the one she is probably most familiar with, has likely seen her mom do and can replicate. She looks a
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@ask_aubry Dude was spending too much time on the 'Hub. You know, maybe we should consider banning some types of porn? I'm really not in favor of it, but you know, I'm coming around
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@ClownWorld_ Dude had enough of his HOA not letting him keep his pink flamingos up
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@_celia_bedelia_ Let's just go through this gentleman's thought process: My wife talked to me about how she wants a divorce because the romance is gone. I freaked out and talked her out of it, after all, she told me what she needs. So, instead of doing that, I'm going to let her think I'm gonna
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@ask_aubry I consented to go to dinner, therefore, I can't be upset that the chef was high out of his mind on meth (like ALL good chefs) and didn't cook my chicken all the way through. I guess I consented to food poisoning and looking at my partner in shame as I leave the bathroom
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@LibertyCappy My current fave
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@ask_aubry Wow… there’s murder and then there’s whatever this was. Someone should check the Geneva Convention to see if she could be prosecuted. Straight up awesome!
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@_celia_bedelia_ Well, this is an unexpected turn. You've gone from them thinking you're a trans woman to now they think you're an illegal immigrant... Does anyone want to do the math on this one for me? Can anyone do the math on that? This site gets weirder and weirder
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@RobinHoodlum How? Just HOW can you justify it? That question made me so sad thinking about the idea of my wife and child dying. I don't understand that thinking. I don't understand how you would live with yourself.
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@ask_aubry What's with the "and/or"? Is there a situation where hubby is responsible for date night and God's like, "Stay on the couch, bruh. I gots a savior to be making."? Do they have threesomes? There are so many questions!
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@reddit_lies Yes, the intellectual site where I can find furry pr0n, a man dressed as a 14th century peasant girl gaping himself to a Daft Punk song and cat videos truly is the height of intellectualism on the internet.
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@ask_aubry "Sunken malleolus of her ankle" sounds like an old-timey, Victorian disease from the old country.
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@LibertyCappy "Oy vey," he whispered. "Allahu Akbar," she said. Their eyes locked, their lips embraced and, for once, the Gaza Strip was silent.
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@ask_aubry Is there anything more annoying than when someone tries to force their reli... er, keto diet on you? I got it, it works for you, great. I'm not replacing my communion wafers with beef jerky, now, please, can we just go to Olive Garden? I want some unlimited breadsticks
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@ask_aubry They all want to live the movie classic, "Multiplicity". They can have work wife, sex wife, mom wife.
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@ask_aubry Dear god, please take me now. Dude, please, you need to get a friend. Or at least a cat. I couldn't stop watching, it was so awful.
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@CaptiveAudient @windupgemma @cyortonic @MachallJess @Parisbrit1978 @Waterstones If you're so concerned about consent, why are you following a bodyswap pr0n account? Bodyswap is the ultimate in non-consent. Me thinks thou doth protest too much
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@ask_aubry I had so much hope this was gonna end well. The opening was kinda adorkable but then I remembered who posted this and was like, “I could swipe to see the other pic or I could live in my Hallmark Christmas movie.” Sadly, I chose the former
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@ask_aubry Over under on how long it takes for men to start claiming women actually lay eggs? 2025? At least by 2028
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@ask_aubry I don't think legalization of prostitution is gonna be the panacea he seems to think it will be. Does he assume that there will be supermodels lining up to be sex workers? Also, if it becomes legal, you know what that means, right? It means the women involved can be MUCH more
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@TiredActor My favorite part is having to explain to the police, after the neighbors heard that scream, that someone put something in the square hole and that scream was the sound of an existential pain of the soul, the likes of which mortals should never experience.
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@ask_aubry Nothing says, “romantic and loving relationship” like treating a woman like a dog, and not even like a companion, but a working dog. “Naw, babe, you don’t get to use the inside bathroom until you’re housebroken.” Cut to 6 months later and Dateline and one of dude’s friends is
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@KatysCartoons "I've got a jpeg, some crude memes I don't understand and are used incorrectly and another picture of a person where I've randomly circled things and drawn arrows on. What more proof do I need?!"
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@ask_aubry Someone should tell them that The Handmaid's Tale wasn't an instruction manual
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@_celia_bedelia_ There’s a 99% chance that person is in an MLM selling a juice cleanse to rid yourself of toxins
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@ask_aubry You don't have to be gay, bro. You can be bi when high, like a highsexual. It's cool, though. I'll bake you some weed cookies
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@ask_aubry Ahh, yes, women require a man's magical penis to prevent depression and anxiety. Someone should tell Horny Putter over here that his 4 inch Phoenix feather wand isn't the miraculous cure-all for women that he thinks it is
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@Esqueer_ I love this. I refuse to believe that T-Swizzle is anything other than the most successful transwoman in history … OMG that’s what the T stands for!
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@Atlethia @divine_herbs Oh look, you got dragged for having an absolutely terrible, insane take and now you're trying to walk it back. You were absolutely calling it wrong. You are SOOOOO obsessed over trans people and gender BS that you rushed to the internet to try and mock a father. Rethink your life
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@ask_aubry There was also a brothel at Auschwitz, nicknamed The Puff. I think we could end child trafficking and prostitution without, you know, doing the whole Nazi thing. People just want to justify their evil by pointing to something good, it's so disgusting.
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@Papahrf @ask_aubry She sacrificed for her child, pretty sure that’s a badass mom
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@Esqueer_ This will end well. I'm 100% certain there will be NO adverse consequences to immediately calling all TW predators, simultaneously people calling for said predators to be fed into woodchoppers. Yup, definitely won't cause any problems...
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@DeviousKitten27 @ask_aubry I should've included women on paddle boards, canoeing with their partners, going out with friends and then going to the hospital. As they're wheeled into labor and delivery, instead of a hallway behind those double doors, they're now in a lovely spring meadow
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@ask_aubry I'm not a scientist by any stretch but, and women please correct me, but I don't think the vagina is like a kangaroo pouch that will store up sperm that will somehow mix with other sperm to create some kind of hybrid. Again not a scientist but I'm gonna say this, "Women are not
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@ask_aubry I'm more interested in the dude behind her. It's like if Glenn Beck and Jimmy Buffet had a baby
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@ask_aubry Does he not remember the first time he had sex, you know that super awkward time where neither of us knew what we were doing or, if we were really unlucky, we tried stuff out of Cosmo? Yeah, I don't wanna go back to those days, so yes please to experienced partners. I want my
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@ask_aubry Great. Her again. Someone should tell the right that while "The Handmaid's Tale" was popular, it wasn't supposed to be a goal.
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@reddit_lies I don't see what their issues with this would be. After all, they're going to call Animal Control, what is more validating for your identity? They're not calling human cops, they're calling the Paw Patrol to get you out of school. That's some serious validation
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@ask_aubry Gah, we get it, I'm sorry that no one in community college was willing to date you. That doesn't mean you have to jump to "Women decline at 20 because the age, 21, is like looking into the Ark of the Covenant for them." Dude, get a hobby, start walking, learn to be happy on
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@reddit_lies Fun fact: there has never been war in Europe
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@LilySimpson1312 Or parents could be parents and raise their children instead of running to the government for everything. Who am I kidding? That'll never happen
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@ask_aubry Well, happy Friday everyone. Dude could have a record breaking 🍆 and it wouldn't matter. He's too focused on his own pleasure and validation. Bro, there are so many other ways to pleasure your partner. Here's step 1: ask her what she likes. As a species, we've written books for
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@ask_aubry I’m confused. So, he wants a woman who goes 50/50, implying that they’re equal. But at the same time wants a traditional woman, which means he should pay most of the time, but then complains about women wanting to be pampered/spoiled/only in it for the money… wait, what does he
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@ask_aubry Dude missed the pun, “She was the crème de la crime.” I’m glad he’s not happy with the show now
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@ask_aubry He has managed to get into a long-term relationship and gets into a shouting match, in public, over a fridge. I'm sorry, wait, what? I pray this is a troll post, but it's further proof of how messed up this timeline is that I don't know
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@ask_aubry Yeah, dude. Of course the vagina is just like a cave. Why else do you think women were banned from rollercoasters? Until pants became common, if women were on a rollercoaster or other ride, their dresses allowed air to pass into the vagina, this, combined with the acceleration,
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@Saint_Dici If you can’t save 10s of thousands a year making $300k, try looking in the mirror for your problem. I make half that and easily put $30k away between investments and 401(k) before my company match.
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@RightWingCope I went to college from 02-06 and there were a TON of protests going on
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@ask_aubry Tyrone Von Longdong sounds so cultured, yet erotic. A man whose body of work includes multiple orgies while Berlioz plays as the soundtrack
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@_celia_bedelia_ Who wore it better? A dead woman terrorizing her absent husband in Event Horizon or Ms. Jendering?
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@ask_aubry Isn't this the story of Hank Hill and Cotton Hill's love child he also named Hank?
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@ask_aubry I read the title and, thankfully, was wrong about what I was gonna read. Having read it, I'm so lost. In what world would it be acceptable to tell your wife to sleep in the same bed with an unknown male? Thank goodness it was less Jerry Springer and more Maury
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@alicemydaughter @jk_rowling Shh, no, she has to continue this otherwise people might realize that trans people are people, just like them. That we have families, careers, hobbies, etc. No, no, no, we can't have that!
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@BGatesIsaPyscho This is a poorly edited and acted hoax. You're welcome
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@ShitpostGate The biggest joke is that Americans think their government wasn't involved in 9/11
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@ask_aubry There's not enough information to answer this story problem. However, no partner should be telling someone to leave/sit when it's not an emergency situation.
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@popculture72632
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@CultureCriticZ @ask_aubry When have men ever gotten a fair shake by society?! Never, that's right!
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@Creaming4Jesus @ask_aubry Oh, it prevents something alright. Funny enough, the poster was helpful enough to point out that it prevents women from having pleasure. Would you like to CashApp or Venmo me your salary? 🤣🤣🤣
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4 months
@_celia_bedelia_ "Fellas, y'all need to be strong. Don't be giving into feelings, that's gay. You ain't gay, that's why you married a woman. Now, but don't be feeling love. The second you feel love, you a beta." "Mr. debate or die, this is a Wendy's. Also, that makes no sense. You can just go be
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@popculture72632
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8 months
@ask_aubry Weird, I didn't think Brock Allen Turner's defense counsel was on Twitter.
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@popculture72632
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1 year
@ask_aubry "I'M SO ALPHA! PHOTOSYNTHESIS IS THE ONLY ALPHA MALE WAY TO GAIN ENERGY!" "Chlorophyl? I'mma chlorophyl your wife, you beta, food-eating and enjoying cuck!" Subscribe to my photosynthesis newsletter, in the next issue we're going to discuss why green is a beta color and alpha
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@popculture72632
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11 months
@ask_aubry Remember girls: it's your fault that you grew your boobs and butt out that much. If you didn't want the attention, maybe you should've stuck to Saltines. Such a positive message, blame women for their genetics. Don't have a subscription to CRISPR so you can prevent your boobs
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@popculture72632
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5 months
@_celia_bedelia_ Careful, first they send you a poem, next thing you know they'll be tweeting beat poetry at you al a Mike Meyers in "So, I Married an Axe Muderer"
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@popculture72632
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6 months
@reddit_lies Right, what a terrible life it would be to seek out new and interesting experiences. God, could you imagine meeting new people with different experiences and stories to share? The horror at experiencing things you otherwise would've missed out on. You're right, much better to
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@siztaroze @ask_aubry it's so tough. I credit my parents with working opposite shifts when my siblings and I were young. We got to see each parent and they were able to support the household. I just can't fathom a parent wanting to constantly work while the other does the household stuff. I thought
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@popculture72632
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10 months
@ask_aubry There are two types of workout outfits that confuse me: The person in pajama pants and a hoodie, at 1 or 2 in the afternoon. And the random, middle-aged dude wearing jeans, a polo and hiking boots on the treadmill and/or elliptical
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