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Garth Breytenbach

10 months

Not again. Farrell shouts "Take that Willy!" As he knees fullback in groin along with a throatpunch and shouts derogatory slurs at Willie's large South African appendage. #ENGvSA #owenfarrell

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

Fuck petrol and electricity prices. Shit just got real! Woolies rotisserie chickens just hit the R105!!

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@poormanscaviar

10 months

Okes bled for the nation today. Jesse was outstanding as were most of the guys. Did us proud and was one of the finest rugby matches you could ever see let alone a quarter final. #FRAvRSA #RugbyWorldCup #jessekriel

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@poormanscaviar

4 years

People calling for Level 5 lockdown again. You must have a nice trust fund.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

9 months

I got called the real c word on a rugby field once in the UK. But because I was enjoying the match and my balls had dropped, we carried on and had beers after the final whistle. Also it was in a time when we weren't sore losers and little bitches. #ENGvRSA #curry #mbonambi

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

Mark Pilgrim battling cancer like a champ and Megan doesn't know how to read the room. If you know Megan please have a chat with her. @MarkPilgrimZA keep pushing !!

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

If you think Rassie has lost his mind or are embarrassed by what he has said, you are either British, Australian or stupid. Fight me.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

Made a post about the rising cost of food and posted pic of @WOOLWORTHS_SA chicken. Many weighed in with their responses/opinions. WW reached out, explained why their free-range bird is at that price point and prep process. Kudos for setting record straight and response. 👏👏🍗🍗

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

Firstly. Disgusting. Secondly Disgusting. @PresidencyZA ANC maths at work - R40 million on 200 dogs that weren't used. Appalling and despicable on all fronts.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

I think it's just us here on Twitter that find shit hard and expensive. Cape Town overflowing with luxury vehicles and long boozy lunches. Who the fuck are these people?

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

8 months

Builders Warehouse interview. 1. Can you point to any random furthest aisle and be convincing that asked for product is there. 2. Do you have any knowledge of hardware, tools and building materials.....scrap that, N/A. 3. How good are you at hiding?

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

This Pitbull found in Bloemfontein not being fed and given water and trying to get out of cage. All these articles and cases of dangerous dogs and incidents, I can guarantee are from situations like this where the animal is treated and cared for like this. They need good homes.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

4 months

Wondering who to vote for? I logged this broken water pipe under the tar to @CityofCT yesterday 6pm. Today pics taken at 10:45am and it's almost fixed. You don't need brains to know that's great service delivery. Kudos to City of Cape Town and the Western Cape.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

I have just purchased my 430th Woolworths black material shopping bag and I couldn't be prouder.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

Christopher Logan took everyone for a poes. I knew there was more to this, was so overacted. Basically staged it to gain favour for his youth political campaign. #christopherlogan #hanks

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

My ex-wife, asked if I wanted our Oscar juicer, she hasn't been using it and felt maybe I could make better use of it. Sent it from JHB to Cape Town via courier, just made my first juice and it's a cool feeling that people can still be cool and not hate each other after divorce.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

It is rumoured that by 2026, Woolies will just sell Chuckles and Chuckles related merch. @WOOLWORTHS_SA

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

Another 4 restaurants I supported have shut their doors for good. Well done @CyrilRamaphosa and the Thievy Bunch. The only thing you guys have done right is doing the wrong thing.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

4 years

Loving the fact that our grand dame @Boity watched our movie and enjoyed. It's not for everyone, but glad some are enjoying and taking it for what it is! #8Netflix #boity #Netflix8

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

We are well and truly fucked. 1 basket R20 shy of a R1000. No mega luxuries, most items on a 20peecent or 30percent off and some things cheaper than PnP or Checkers. Will last few days and then back for more tears.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

My two unemployed kak lazy tenants doing what they do best while I go out and earn that Woolies cash.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

7 months

Love this Woolworths rant about cashless transactions. Average spend there about a grand and big shops much more. If you are comfortable in SA carrying that amount or more for clothing/family lunch etc. All power to you. In Smash n Grab SA I'd rather tap n pin. #woolworths

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

11 months

So DeRuyter long gone but loadshedding and excuses have escalated. The ANC, Malema and Mabalula foghorns bit quiet about it though. Seems their scientific workings as good as their tuckshop maths.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

10 months

Just when you thought he couldn't be a bigger doos. Cheats just in front of poles and no penalty or card. This reffing, TMOing and tournament are farcical. #ENGvRSA #RugbyWorldCup #owenfarrell

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

@_KB_Mtimande_ My dog just made this 12 layered buttercream cake with sprinkles and doesn't even have hands.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 months

If you're spreading hate on a man that is very ill and has done more than most, you're pathetic and looking for attention. Schuster has achieved more, done more thaN most and worked harder than all of you to actually make a rainbow nation. You disagree, you don't get it.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

Started a food truck today called RokkoPappas.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

9 months

Happy Bok Friday or Fuck Off Fikile Friday! Choice is yours but I make time for both. #bokfriday #fuckofffikile

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

Feel ill, just saw the post of the botched hikacking in Linden Jozi. Wow, murder an old man for a not great car and car gets damaged in process and pull man from vehicle dead just outside his apartment. Sick! @CyrilRamaphosa @PresidencyZA @MYANC

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

Understandably many people immigrating etc. due to SAs repetitive fuckshow of ineptitude. I get leaving, but what I don't get is you leaving pets that have been with you for years and been loyal! Shelters are being filled and pets euthanized cause you're a selfish, uncaring twat.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

Been in hospital for two weeks, had a bad case of hitting the afterlife, but pulled through and hopefully on the mend with bit more bedrest. See nothing much has changed here. Lolz. Pffft not one of you sent a card or flowers.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

Same clowns asking for dogs to be banned laughing at the behaviour of this child thinking it's funny. This is why dogs act out.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

This country has lost the plot.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

Always has to be a Live, Love, Laugh amongst us.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

Doesn't take much these days. R25 mug from Checkers and morning made. #PacMan

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

4 years

Remember when China built new hospitals and bought all the health equipment for the people that were being hospitalized for Covid. What did we do with 500 billion rand? We bought 12 of these.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

It is rumored that by 2024, every home in Cape Town will have its own Bootlegger.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

8 months

Camps Bay modular studio apartment available immediately! Open-plan, lots of light, pet friendly and close to all amenitites, a stone's throw from all the bustling restaurants and nightlife that Camps Bay has to offer. Spectacular beach view and has expansion rights! R3.6 mill

Boredthriller_ZA

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8 months

The first resident of a newly formed settlement on Camps Bay beach. By the end of the week, there will probably be 16 people living there.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

@adrian_slabbert Brings joy to my heart. Humans fucking with nature where they shouldn't be.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

Hey guys, I lost 14kgs in 10days and you could do it too- you just need to burst your appendix and live on a drip for ten days and not eat at all. Follow me for more weight loss tips and my journey. #namaslay #skinny4laaif

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

@R_4_____ 79.99 and free range ten bucks more. Then up to 89.99. had special recently for 2 for 160 and now this. But it's across board.. SA is on a shitslope with rising costs!!

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

Phew, we almost thought the Fire Pool was going to be a waste of money.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

Did we check with Eusibius if Quinny was kneeling on the right knee and if the direction compass-wise was appropriate? Just so we can carry on with life and worry about service delivery, loadshedding and crime n shit again.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

4 years

RIP Moon. Moonyeenn Lee, my Joburg agent and pioneer of the film scene in SA. Launched many an actor's career and respected the craft like no other. You will be missed!!

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

Do you or don't you?

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

9 months

If you think these are the same.and are calling for players to be banned, then maybe rugby is not the sport for you anymore.

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Garth Breytenbach

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

Ok, shit has gone too far now. PnP selling fake Tomohawk Steaks now!! 2022 is fucked already.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

6 years

Ashwin Willemse just fucked the trending of the #RoyalWedding LOL. #AshwinWillemse

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

4 months

Just went for a braai at Tito Mboweni's place. Delicious chicken done just right.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

@tito_mboweni Strange that this triggers you, I'd be more concerned about lack of service, corruption and people living in shacks still after 30 years of filling your own bellies.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

@feziledhlamini_ Checkers, I can't see what the problem is?

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

@TumiMmakgabo True shit. But also shows how long ago I bought running shoes, bought last pair like 1500, went other day and shit is like 4k. Was like wtf I'm not going to the Olympics

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

5 years

Powerful image of today's protest. 📸 @NeillKropman #Parliamentshutdown #cyrilramaphosa #GenderBasedViolence #Shutdown #AmINextPROTEST

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

9 months

Can't wait for the Caesar Salad Lindt next month.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

Thundergun in Jozi.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

@Olwen76781234 Well it's not really a Woolworths issue we're all paying for the ludicrous fuel prices already

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

Oldie, but a goodie. Can't take us anywhere.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

Seems Ken is from Boksburg and on his way to H20

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

Crime all time high Roads shambles Airways shambles Petrol prices shambles Water issues shambles Loadshedding crippling the country- Restaurants, stores, small business, big business being fatigued and ruined, but let's drop a Billy on an English Football team to lure tourists.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

6 months

Can't wait to see how many times Cyril says inherited poverty and apartheid in his SONA address today. #sona

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

The auntie that posted about not getting in the unvaxxed Uber literally just blocked the world on twitter.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

5 years

Let's spare a thought for this dom naai. #ENGVSNZL #RWC19

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 months

Today is a dual anniversary. 🎉 A year since the weak angels couldn't lift me from ICU into the afterlife and two years with this exceptional human. My partner in crime and bestie Be grateful, be kind, tell them you love them all the time. Things can change in seconds. Aweh!

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

@_Tyreeck_ It may be coming home but his girlfriend doesn't come at all.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

Shouldnt this be an internal email?

eNCA

@eNCA

3 years

President Cyril Ramaphosa has called for an end to corruption this Heritage Day. During his address to the country, he called for South Africans to reject acts of corruption. Ramaphosa has reiterated that public servants should not be involved in criminal acts. #DStv403

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

I've deleted the @EskomSePush app. Because I like to live dangerously but also shout "Fuck The ANC!" randomly when my evening bake or roast is ruined. Stage 6 fulltime now due to fucktardery and stealing. #Stage6 #eskom #ANC

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

Guys launching my new fashion range shortly for the man that likes to stand out from the crowd but also like a little comfort in his life. Follow for more super stylish fashion tips and mancare. Feeling cute might go to Makro later! Lolz #manstyle

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

11 months

The end of an era. Raymond Ackerman has passed.The man did many good things,but I fear there will be some that just can't help themselves with racial slurs or derogatory things to say about a person that has just died. RIP Raymond, pioneer in business and iconic SA stores.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

Kak funny.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

4 years

Yip.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

9 months

If anyone's lost 5000 piece bucket, I've found it here in Maitland. @KFCSA

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

11 months

Old commercial we shot for @LandRover and @rugbyworldcup quite a few years ago for the 2015 World Cup. Each spot was a different take on laws of game. #rugbyworldcup2023 #RSAvROM #springboks #Rugby

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

Oo jitte. Some of you going to run out of places to go. Lolzeez

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

1 Allergex, 4 hours later. Boom

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

Posted as a funny TikTok and a lifetime of consequences. Daddy won't be laughing when the kid gets the reward. So silly.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

10 months

@kitzluvs Avoiding contact with the scoreboard

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

6 years

Some epic, kickass action movies slamming o to our screens this weekend on @MNet and @mnetmovies on channel 109. Defs. watching Masters of the Universe--last time I watched that I was 8 years old!! Dolph Lundgren was the man! #MMBangBang

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

Heard now that all entry to airports blocked and no way to get in. Pathetic little country being bullied by lawbreakers and clowns. #TaxiStrike #CapeTown

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

9 months

Couldn't have happened to a better bunch of guys! So incredibly happy for them and proud to be a South African. @Springboks did it again, overcame the odds and World Champs for another 4 years! #RWC23Final #TogetherStronger #Bokke

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

5 years

RIP Danny Keogh- legend of an actor and always the consummate gentleman. If you worked alongside this man you learnt something. Condolences to his family. #actor #greatman #southafrica

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

Oh Captain,my Captain! Sinking few lagers watching Boks at Van Hunks. #WALvsRSA

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

7 months

Then and now. Abandoned litter of pups and now my little tyrant. Harry. Tis the season for abandoning animals and over-full shelters and rescues. Please support, adopt or foster, donate food or spread word to get these homeless and unloved animals a loving home!! #AdoptDontShop

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

4 years

Four years ago today I saved all ya'll asses from the Taliban, but what thanks do I get!!

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

2 years

Cape Town right now.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

4 years

People Karening on others going to beach and it being too busy for their Covid liking. It's hot, and some haven't had the luxury of your pool, Netflix, WiFi, going to restaurants and access to booze and all the other trimmings, so any form of relief is relief. Stay indoors then.

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1 year

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

I don't want any attention so I thought I'd get my PR team to churn out this attention-seeking article and pose all attentiony n shit.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

6 years

@JWNaude You sit in the plane cockpit too?

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

4 years

Some cool artwork for our film @8TheMovie_ that releases today on @NetflixSA #folklore #Local #8themovie

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

4 years

Word. Fight me if you wish.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

1 year

@PhumlaniMMajozi But yet want to spend a billion on boosting tourism via an English football team, the level of blatant arrogance and disregard for this country by top brass is disgusting.

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

4 months

Huge fire just below cable cars again this morning. WTAF. #capetown #fire

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Garth Breytenbach

@poormanscaviar

3 years

Yip, yip and yip. And to those emigrating and leaving pets fuck you too.

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