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@poolnoodle93

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cofounder @itmstudio , an OS for brand experiences, core team @pleasrdao ... also a junglist

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@poolnoodle93
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2 years
all that time you spent posting and building up an audience i spent building up tolerance to mezcal, HIIT and weightlifting, amateur golf, L3 classical piano, high quality skincare, and the perfect vitamin supplement cocktail
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@poolnoodle93
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3 years
it seems like a pretty massive failure of decentralization that all of web3 lives in williamsburg
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@poolnoodle93
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2 years
@coldhealing she bought out the vinyl section of urban outfitters ... goated
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@poolnoodle93
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2 years
just wrapped up my first day as a web3 associate at the IRS … could not more excited to be solving real world problems with this amazing community of builders
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@poolnoodle93
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1 year
Some News: After a whirlwind two and a half years today is my last day at @viamirror . I’m incredibly honored to have led product on such an ambitious project alongside a small and absolutely goated group of individuals pushing the boundaries of what’s possible with web3.
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@poolnoodle93
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2 years
crazy you can name your daughter caroline and she’ll immediately turn into a scammer
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@poolnoodle93
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1 year
@coldhealing this is what i imagine happens all over dubai every single night
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@poolnoodle93
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1 year
just saw a first date link up outside of thai diner. 90 minute wait. wishing them well.
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@poolnoodle93
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2 years
@dannypostmaa hi i run a high end jewelry company and would love to cast these models in one of our campaigns can i see their hands
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@poolnoodle93
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1 year
we need to turn burning man into an open air prison for the ebola outbreak. we cannot risk those guys coming back to williamsburg and sticking their hands in the bowling balls at the gutter again. we remember.
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@poolnoodle93
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2 years
creativity begins in bushwick ideas trickle to williamsburg
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@poolnoodle93
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3 years
i feel entitled to some form of compensation for creating the “cryptostarter” repo and writing the first smart contract in 2017
@technology
Bloomberg Technology
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SCOOP: Kickstarter is pivoting to crypto
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@poolnoodle93
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2 years
they should shut down the L train again for two years
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@poolnoodle93
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1 year
what compels a man to wake up on a saturday and post like this
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Sahil Bloom
1 year
Harsh truths I know at 32 I wish I knew at 22. 1. Most of your friends aren’t really your friends. (a visual thread)
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@poolnoodle93
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with a total of $0 spent on user acquisition and $0 in funding taken in, itm has, over the past week, powered experiences for: - welcome.jpeg (1.2mm followers) - optics playground (5.9k followers) - creative time (92k followers) this thing is real
@itmstudio
ITM Studio
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The @creativetime Afters powered by ITM
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@poolnoodle93
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1 year
🪶wrote about my latest project on @viamirror , with some notes on intent and process, meditations on the stack, shortcomings of the web3 developer experience, and some ways to expand upon this idea and take it one step further
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@poolnoodle93
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4 years
thinking about the white person who reported me to HR on my first day of a new job for saying “thanks guys” instead of “thanks folks” in a coed slack channel ... wonder what they’re upto
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@poolnoodle93
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6 months
just applied to yc with my cofounder who i met on @FWBtweets 🎯🎯🎯
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@poolnoodle93
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1 year
@coldhealing the nyu gallatin school of acturial science
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@poolnoodle93
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4 months
we've created the most realized vision for music NFTs: a $1 mint for the world's rarest album, a DN404 that is tradable on DEXs like Uniswap and NFT marketplaces like OpenSea and Blur, progressive unlocks based on a timer, and artwork designed by an actual legend and more...
@PleasrDAO
Pleasr
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The world's most expensive album is available for $1. Enter the chamber and secure a copy - 2103 will come faster than you think.
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@poolnoodle93
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2 years
i dont need my ai to draw bad art i need them to be on the line with chase
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producing your events on itm means you own the experience end to end. phone numbers, emails, checking people in, communicating set times, party photo dumps, buying merch - everything lives under one roof
@itmstudio
ITM Studio
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This Thursday @clubchessnyc at Le Bain NYC
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@poolnoodle93
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6 months
no each water has a context specific essence.. airport: smart water city: essentia function: fiji travel: evian restaurant: acqua panna slice shop: poland spring
@SMB_Attorney
SMB Attorney
6 months
This is fascinating to me… Which bottle of water do you choose and why? Isn’t it all just… water?
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@poolnoodle93
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5 years
Hate it when I get spiced down dining with the whites.
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1 year
recent developments in nyc have made it unnecessary to travel to europe: - get rejected from basement instead of going to berlin - eat at roscioli nyc instead of going to rome - do skincare stuff at the ambassade biologique rechereche soho instead of going to paris
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@poolnoodle93
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2 years
I'm in the process of finalizing my debut album "On Gulshan 1", and the first track is available today on @ninaprotocol . Have a listen, collect, share, like and subscribe💓
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@poolnoodle93
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6 years
The most successful people I’ve met: 1. Ask me why my English is so good
@APompliano
Anthony Pompliano 🌪
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The most successful people I've met: 1. Read constantly 2. Workout daily 3. Are innately curious 4. Have laser focus 5. Believe in themselves 6. Build incredible teams 7. Admit they know very little 8. Constantly work to improve 9. Demand excellence in everything they do
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@poolnoodle93
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@textile_ranch the world economic forum already told us we will own nothing and we will be clouted
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2 years
the vibe shift accompanying the transition from zero to high interest rate society that is happening rn will be more significant and schizo than the vibe shift resulting from the collapse of the bretton woods system in 1971 watch this space
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@poolnoodle93
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2 years
@JucheMane when everyone and everything is alt
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@poolnoodle93
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5 years
my guide for how to get fired at different high growth millenial startups: - use the drivers bathroom (uber) - send someone a DM on slack (away) - sell cocaine with your coworkers (vice) - join a union (everywhere else) - (wework)
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i kinda feel like a tiktok restaurant where chatgpt is the chef who designs the menu every night would pop off in williamsburg
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2 years
@ninaprotocol
Nina
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1/23 Nina Office Listening: The tracks we listened to and talked about the most in the Nina office during January 2023. feat: @frenchtabloid @gantz_tr @rerum_ @yellingBomb @spiky_dj_ @jalbertofishal @mphilodotmp3 @plohoeka4estvo @poolnoodle93 +
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@poolnoodle93
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london seems like it is the ultimate “dudes rock” city - menswear stores on every corner - pub food is indulgent in a uniquely masculine way - every powerful looking person is wearing houndstooth - the local hero is jack the ripper
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@poolnoodle93
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1 year
𝕆𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖 is the third track from my upcoming EP and is out today. This one is free to collect on @ninaprotocol 🧡
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@poolnoodle93
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2 years
I made a summer jingle for my favorite soft serve shop in nyc. Available today as an edition of 10 on @ninaprotocol , streaming on all major platforms very soon!!
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@poolnoodle93
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2 years
I recorded my set from the other weekend into a mix. It's a collection of music helps me stay up at night and I hope it'll make you stay up at night too ❤️
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@poolnoodle93
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3 years
im excited to watch how this ends
@artnet
Artnet
3 years
New in NYC: A cube made from $11.7 million worth of solid gold is sitting in Central Park—and has its own security detail:
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@poolnoodle93
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6 years
seeing a lot of 'friendly reminders' being tossed around at work today and im just wondering what an 'unfriendly reminder' looks like
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@poolnoodle93
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3 months
and just like that brat summer was over
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@poolnoodle93
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1 year
I’m currently exploring what to do next. If you’re interested in collaborating or jamming on ideas in any capacity hit my line 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐧𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝@𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐥.𝐜𝐨𝐦. I’m interested in imaging and building brighter futures than what exists today.
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@poolnoodle93
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4 months
@AbelowRob the main issue is that the tooling used for recurring experiences is extremely broken and suffers from monopolistic products that silo the data that needs to be leveraged to build loyalty over time. thats why we need to start with rethinking the software stack for experiences.
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@poolnoodle93
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5 years
If you see me on a plane and you know me, please say whattup and go to your seat. Do NOT come over and awkwardly stand in front of me to chat after take off. I don’t want the other passengers around me to hate me for the rest of the flight.
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