@ProJared
HELLO JARED!!!
I SEE YOU HAVE TRAVELED A LONG WAY TO VISIT US, FROM THE PILE OF GARBAGE WHERE YOU NORMALLY LIVE!!!
UNFORTUNATELY, THE ARCTIC CIRCLE IS FULL!!!
PLEASE GO NOW!!!!
BEST,
POKEY
@JesseKellyDC
DID YOU KNOW???
I FOUND HIS BOOTS IN A THRIFT STORE ONE DAY!!!!
THEY WERE 55 CENTS!!!
BECAUSE OF THE SMELL OF GARBAGE!!!
I DID NOT PURCHASE THEM!!! INSTEAD I FOUND A WHIMSICAL PICTURE OF A CAT PLAYING MAHJONGG!!!
BEST,
POKEY