๐ ๐ ๐ก ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ณ ๐ฃ 37 year old collab host from Karub River, Texas. I don't know who I am. My hair has turned gray from all the hustling.
Hello everyone. Welcome to my page. This is me (๐ ๐ฌ).
My name is Pockewindfish, you might know me as the host of Avernus or the King of Karub River. In short, Im the greatest GD creator, and I fuck peoples lives as a hobby. Be careful or you might end up on my checklist.๐ฆ
-๐
Says a lot about this gameโs community eh? If a levelโs decoration looks great to an unbiased non-GD player then it has definitely done a ton of things right.
But of course, all you randoms that build lobotomy levels and beat medium demons are the smart ones with the vision ๐คฃ
Shoutout to the DIAMOND for verifying ๐ฑ AVERNOOSE ๐ฑ
I (๐ ๐) will promote you to manager. The fish are with you. Extra sausage if you ever visit my hot dog stand ๐ญ
I am not normal. Do you know him? I cant see him, but hes always there. Sick mode
-Pockewindfish ๐ณ๐ฆ
Congratz on ๐ฑ AVERNUZ ๐ฑ Mr. Trick.
The fish (๐ ๐) stand in the colosseum of calcio to congradulate you!
If you are a man, message me. Me and RobTop need to talk to you. My managers have already arranged everything.
Best wishes,
PWF ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฆ
xoxo
Hello, everyone. This is PockeWindfish! ๐๐ ๐ฆ
Avernoose is Number
#1
. Why "Avernoose"? Because all the haters go on the noose. I came straight up from hell just to show the
#pissas
where the way goes. ๐ช๐ซ๏ธ
My dick makes Terror like the ISIS, I have volume + 93x
- PWF ๐๐๐๐ฆ
๐ฑAVERNUS SEQUEL NEWS๐ฑ
Avernus 2 is in the works. Zoink will enhance the difficulty so none of you pissas can beat it.
Additionally, I (๐ณ๐ฆ) have increased the decoration to 500. A gem among filth.
Be hyped or I will eat your organz.
11/5/2023
Good morning,
-Pockewindfish๐
Welp, I had already forseen this ๐
Showcase of my new TOP
#1
demon coming out soon on your showcase channel of choice.
I will remain in the top 3 on PointerCrate for atleast the next 5 years, mark my words.
March 12th, 2024,
See you then ๐ฅถ
- PWF CORP ๐ ๐๐
@MindCap
### ๐Message from the President ๐ก ###
Okay little desert man, you declare war, I see.
We'll see who of us has the hardest memory demon on his account soon.
๐Fishy Spoiler: Its not you. ๐
- PockeWindfish OUT!
#motherfucker
๐ ๐
Hello Team.
I (๐ ๐ซง) used my contacts among the elite to arrange a meeting with RobTopGames (๐ชฑ) and I am happy to announce AVERNUS 2 ๐ฑ will be added as a main level in 2.2 as a replacement for Explorers.
I have a human zoo in my backyard. I hear their screams.
-Windfish ๐
I hate this idea that is engraved into people's minds in which a sequel needs to look exactly like its predecessor.
Sequels should be there to innovate upon concepts and ideas of older levels, not copy them.
This has plagued the game for years and it hurts my head.
- PWF ๐ฆ๐
this is exactly why another idea of the people that built the layout was to have a legacy version which basically has the deco of original thinking space, the first part was made as a proof of concept but a legacy version was never considered by any of the deco hosts
GD AWARDS: 0/10 โน๏ธ
It is not reasonable to compare completely different levels with each other just because of their difficulty.
Comparing multiple MCโs or art levels is much easier because they are compared by how well they fulfill a certain quality.
Fix yo shit,
- PWF ๐ ๐
Awesome piece ๐ฅ
You have very faithfully recreated one of the most legendary events in history.
They will be putting you in the textbooks for this one.
๐ ๐
FAQ: Where is the Avernus 2 ๐ฑ preview?
It was supposed to be released today but I lost it in my asshole. The video will be delayed to 15/15/2023๐ฆ
I commit terrorism for breakfast, dont fuck with me. Murder
corpse
The F.I.S.H. has spoken (First Individual Superhuman)
๐ ๐๐ซง
@gdzoink
@EmpereurDeMars
I fuck this wannabe's life as a hobby. He should probably start behaving or else the belt will hit him at 300 (his dad is my fanboy)
I make 3000 in cash a minute
Windfish OUT ๐ ๐
@FlaaroniCraft
Cherryteam levels have developed to feel very artificial and corporate, which is unfortunate because the creators and hosts of cherryteam are very talented. Very odd
Hello everybody. This is Pockewinfish! ๐
Why "PockeWINfish"? Because I never lose. I am not the GOAT, I am the FISH ๐ .
Just came home from taco night ๐ฎ at Robert De Niros house. We had a good business talk, but the toilet is at its limit.
Allahu Ackbar,
-P. Winfish ๐ณ๐ฆ
The pissers at GeoStorm๐ชฑ are a 10 on the worm scale, I (๐) am a 10 on the money scale.
With my cash and hoeZ I bought RobTopGames and fired this loser Robert Topaler ๐ฆ
Windfish CORP guarantees a release of 2.2 within the next 10 work days.
-P. Windfish OUT ๐ ๐ณ
To perhaps improve upon what previous TOP
#1
DEMONS have done wrong, ๐ฑATLANTIS ๐ฑ is around 3 minutes long.
This is to ensure the level stays enjoyable despite itโs difficulty, something that is unseen since Zodiac.
PWF CORP. is working with
@DiamondGD_
to make the best TOP
#1
Sup fuckers
The F.I.S.H. (๐ ๐) is back in GD after quitting for 12 years and Im already working on my new level called "n*gga".
This shit will dethrone VSC on the irrelevant list. You could call it Worm Exterminator 9000.
๐ช๐ช๐ชฑ
Btw Pearl Harbor was me
Windfish OUT ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Avernus haters will be like "The level sucks because it's all on one layer! ๐คฌ"
Just click on the "GO TO LAYER" button twice retard
This is for the redditors.. get yourself some reddit gold, you deserve it
- ๐๐ณ
@zoe_bve
The worms (๐ชฑ) fill the minds with lies.
AVERNUS might just be the next best thing thatโs happened to Geomy Dash since TamaN (๐)
I, Boss, will soon revive this game with my new level ATLANTIS.
Rats (๐) are not ready.
Spread the wisdom.
- P. W. ๐ ๐
Wazzup Pissas๐ณ
I am on vacation for the next 7 years on my yacht cuz Im rich a$s fuck.๐ธ๐ ๐ซงIn my free time I scare corpses in africa.
THE MAN FROM COPPER IS COMING! ๐ก๏ธ๐ช
Additionally, I bought the GD community for 500 mil and a sandwich. I own your lives
-P. Windfish๐ก๐ฆ
Wassup. PWF update from da vacation ๐ ๐ซง
Avernus hataz better be silenced or you'll piss yourself 24/7. Killing people is my middle name and I know too well how to turn human lives into profit. ๐๐ฐ
I make Ferraris into scrap for fun, got more desert eagles than the sahara ๐ฃ๐
You all thought this was purely a troll account. I did this because I wanted the ability to reach people.
Soon I will present my great project here and you all shall witness the fall of the elite. Thereโs much more to this than you may think.
- PWF
Me and my team have been researching the ViPriN case for over two years now.
While most relevant info has already been published, the info that aquaver is going to publish will bring this discussion to an end.
You know you couldnโt have kept this going for any longer.
- ๐ ๐
Look out for 13/15/2023
I (๐ ๐ซง) will be traveling beyond the ice wall to expose the common 9-5 pissas who think the earth is a sphere.
NASA wont stop me, the fish come from below ๐
Globetards will die a thousand deaths once the F.I.S.H. is done.
-Pockewindfish ๐ ๐ณ
The typical 9-5 slaves that make up the GD community are worth about as much as one of my shoelaces, so of course they lose their shit when they see a fellow matrix escapee.
PWF x Cherry collab?
Aint bad, but I prefer 2. Gotta know the time in Karub River and Bel-Air.
Hello all,
my (๐) hair has turned gray from all the hustling.
The Avernus sequel is previewing on 11/5/23
Be hyped. This will blow minds and other things.
- Windfish (๐๐ )
How did you all allow yourself to be brainwashed to the point where you truly believe something like this is "goated" ๐คฃ
Has this game lost all standards? (Judging by the awarded page, this question sadly answers itself)
โผ๏ธ BREAKING NEWS โผ๏ธ
ViPriN's name has surfaced multiple times in light of the release of the Epstein Island Flight Logs.
Caution is to be used when approaching this individual. More details to be released.
- P. Windfish ๐๐ก
The new biggest tsunami is coming. The community will scream in pain when this comes out. ๐๐
I recently bought this project and we need creators.
REPLY IF INTERESTED!!!
Everything has a price, watch out ๐งฟ
- PWF ๐
First PWF sponsored megacollab to get LEGENDARY.. ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
All the haters didn't believe. Now it will rain piss on your houses ๐๐
Watch out for the next projectz. . Big shit coming S00N ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ธ
- P. Windfish ๐ณ๐
I'm so tired of this GeoStorm Deep State shit. These wannabe Oil Executives think I won't see through their scheme? I see everything bitch. These ties to the j3wi$h are obvious. You pull the strings and think I won't notice?
PWF CORP coming soon. I will liberate this game.
Me and my team have been researching the ViPriN case for over two years now.
While most relevant info has already been published, the info that aquaver is going to publish will bring this discussion to an end.
You know you couldnโt have kept this going for any longer.
- ๐ ๐
@EmpereurDeMars
Don't worry, little man, I will make sure your ocean themed whatever level will not take the
#1
spot. I (๐ ) have connections at the highest level, I will hunt you and your kin.
The next PockeWindfish (๐ช๐ ) level will be the eternal
#1
. Run from me bro. ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
God is great!๐
My net worth is $200 billion in cash.
I (๐) have recently purchased this mansion as the dog house for my personal toilet cleaner.
If I showed my own residence, millions would faint and Twitter would be taken down ๐ฆ
Gotta be careful or the opps will try to silence me.
-PWF ๐
Attention: The Bo$$ is speaking (with dollar signz)
โ ๏ธ WARNING โ ๏ธ
The Windfish (๐๐ ) has been sighted near Washington D.C.
If you identify as a worm (๐ชฑ), better hide or I will turn your house into the piss reservoir. Tidal Wave fans bite the grass when I arrive.
-Windfish๐ณ
๐ ๐Exposing myself: ๐๐
I am indeed the coolest thereโs ever been. Fish on the mic and half the world isnโt even looking. Tragic! ๐
STATUS UPDATE:
๐ฑAvernus 2 ๐ฑ preview
#1
has been published on YouTube. Check it before I wreck you. Stay safe ๐
- Doctor Knowledge ๐ฆ
I've told you all that I've spoken to RobTop about this and already received the info that Tidal Wave will not be getting rated.
But of course, the haters didn't believe again.
Maybe im an Opp, but atleast I speak the truth in comparison to these godless worms.
- ๐ณ๐๐๐
Happy new year to you pissas. ๐ฆ๐
As the earth completes the rotation, slavery draws ever closer. Ever notice how all political leaders stem from the same 13 bloodlines? Thought so. Mere worms dont understand. ๐ชฑ
Avernus 2 will put an end to this shit
-P. Windfish OUT ๐ ๐๐ฆ
Sand and fish ๐ together create kingz ๐
Think about it, what is most of the ocean floor made of? Right, sand.
Hit me up if you are looking to collaborate, my pointy friend. My manager (๐ฆ) will inform you about the details.
-Windfish ๐ณ๐
๐BREAKING FISH NEWS๐
MindCap found dead in his apartment for hosting shit levels. You tryna be a sponsor when all you are is some bigoted triangle. I (๐ฆ) will hunt your kin, watch out for the bombs. Bombs fly, just like when the Towers of Hades dropped. ๐ฉโ๐ญ๐
Windfish OUT!
Some of you GD-rats need to wake up and find the path to god.
If you really wish to burn in hell for all eternity for the sins you have committed, then so be it.
TokaX19 x PWF
GD Crusade coming soon
- ๐๐
Wazzup. The
#King
๐ ๐ซง is here.
I am worth 2 billion in ca$h and I can do whatever I want, yet I make levels that look like Geometry Dash instead of After Effects.
Lots to think about.
๐
Hello Team,
The Boss ๐is back from his vacation. This means Avernus 2 will be released at 300 mph (Farraray)
Always remember: If you cut your money in half, you'll have double the money.
Join the PWF Corp discord to join our cause. Left the link in bio for you pissas.
-PWF ๐
Maybe OniLink will finally be able to build in his favourite team's levels! Congradulationz!
PWF CORP x CHERRY collab coming soon.. Allah is big ๐
- P. Windfish ๐ฆ๐
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This is what happens when people get mad because their levels donโt get rated.. Typical deep-state MK Ultra-type zombie NPC shit. Soo progressive and rebellious!
Baba Ganoush + Angelo KK make the winds go backwards for these land pissers.
Avernus 8 coming in June ๐ฑ
- PWF ๐ ๐
3 out of 5 volunteers for the dog fight in my basement have been found โ
A fight to the death. The dog or the worm? ๐ชฑ Your call. The FISH will be watching.
๐
E-mail me at pockewindfish
@gmail
.com to volunteer. Dont fuck with me, I kill people for fun.
#hoodstoriez
-PWF ๐
Hellooooo world!
The Geomy Dash awards by ViPeR are officially abolished! I (๐) will not support such actions. My manager has already sent a team to take out the trash ๐๏ธ
In other news, the sequel to AVERNUS is done. Amarda Massacre soon... (Dick down the opps)
- F.I.S.H ๐ก๐ฆ
@gdzoink
"Road to Requiem" is my new top 1 demon. Its themed after the time I faked my death and at my funeral I got guerilla fighters from Sierra Leone to shook with AKs and drop the chest from 200 feet above.
Hard and steady
Sorry for hiding it so long guys but I have to admit, I am indeed the host of Avernus. You don't have to fangirl me, don't worry. You can collect your signed t-shirt at the exit. Yes, Billions know me. Yes I'm incredibly famous. Yes they all love me. Please stop asking questions
Happy 9/11. 22 years since the towers of Hades came down (๐ฆโ). Do not worry, you pissers, I will work on exposing the WTC lies on a daily basis. Do not be fooled
Happy impact,
-P. Windfish ๐ ๐
@zoe_bve
That's what the government wants you to think.
But I'm here to tell you the truth.
"Antarctica" is a construct that the government wants you (๐ชฑ) to believe in. Watch out for the signs:
- The Geronimo condensate
- Cathedral of Calcio
- Druid fibers
- PWF ๐
GD Moderators be like:
"Being a mod is such an honour"
This game would function equally as well if you had 15 competent moderators.
Yet our moderators do nothing but sit on their asses all day thinking they are superior and are "contributing to GD"
Just a quick thought ๐ชผ๐
False alarm, he still plays in the french subhuman league. His wannabe decoration isnt even enough for the layout of the layout of ๐ฑAVERNUS 2๐ฑ
Better look out pal, I (๐) got killers and other deadly shit in my basement. Avernus is a better beach themed level than T*dal Wave๐ชฑ
Maybe OniLink will finally be able to build in his favourite team's levels! Congradulationz!
PWF CORP x CHERRY collab coming soon.. Allah is big ๐
- P. Windfish ๐ฆ๐
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I (๐ณ) shall expose the system in the coming months. If you knew what I know you'd call me your God hahah
Dont ask for my source, I๐ have contacts at the highest level. Come looking for me and Ill remove your existence. I refuel with piss everyday nigga you aint seen me.
-PWF๐ก
Good afternoon team.
Reminder that if you (๐ชฑ) have more than 3.5 hours in Geometry Dash and you dont have the
#2
demon on your account, you should probably stay away from Colombia. I have my (๐ ๐ฆ) eyes and ears everywhere and your existence will come to an end.
-Pocke W. ๐
The Golden and VSC have been updated for you pissers (๐ชฑ).
Waves of piss crash against your city of dirt filled with rats (๐) and shit-eaters (๐ฉ).
I have a farrary and I will put mahself into da wall. Join PWF CORP to join the movement, link in Bio.
- PWF
@RG40Xs
@today_gd
6 arabs have been dispatched to your exact location. You (๐ชฑ) better go home, or they will take you home.
Have fun
-Pockewindfish ๐๐ซง
My name is Gaga Gonzalez and I have kidney rox. Man, I could fuck a tree right now.
#IceCold
๐ง, but only if the hobo stops moving. 85+3 diameter
Sorry, Im not normal. I grew up in Chernobyl and pure gold flows through my veins, selfie attached
-Pockefish ๐๐ฆ
This is something that tends to happen with beginner hosts.
It's completely fine to not be the best host ever.
But directly copying what other people have done, writing it off as a "sequel" and riding off the popularity of the OG is not how hosting works, be more creative plz.