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@plumtoad

7 months

me tucking in vashwood after i write them bangin and swangin sloppy soppy soggy style

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7 months

whomever at orange is responsible for ww's eyelashes...thank you, we love you, we appreciate you, we are with you

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1 month

You can do it!!!

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1 month

i was going for motivational but now it feels like im imposing unrealistic beauty standards on baby melon 😔 dont be intimidated, baby melon! he's cheering you on!

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1 month

i was going for motivational but now it feels like im imposing unrealistic beauty standards on baby melon 😔 dont be intimidated, baby melon! he's cheering you on!

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1 month

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9 months

thinking about vash and luida exchanging letters over the years and he sometimes mentions ppl by name but usually not more than twice. then suddenly it's ww this and ww that and she wakes brad up early from cryo sleep to be like HE HAS A CRUSH GET YOUR ASS UP AND CLEAN THIS SHIP!

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5 months

roberto: this wolfwood guy is clearly an assassin, you've only known him for five minutes and already we've run into trouble, how can you possibly trust him so quickly vash:

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8 months

wolfwood getting beamed up into the plantussy like a cow in a cornfield

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@sporksmillions

8 months

Do I even need to say it … (vashussy)

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5 months

you want to get stupid in my comments then i will put your ass in a head lock perfectly easily. then we'll see which one of us is Bisexual

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4 months

vash writing his name with the cool S and wolfwood is like "what the hell is that. teach me right now."

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2 months

thinking about cult-sheltered tristamp ww who has done multiple assassin missions but they were all quick and dirty and he didnt have to go be a real person in the world so when he joins up with vash and they go to a diner he realizes he's never been to a restaurant in his life -

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2 months

vash: what three adjectives would your friends use to descri--

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5 months

VASH ABSOLUTELY GOES INTO ECLIPSE TOTALITY HEAT, THERE IS NO WAY THAT WHITE HOT FLARING CORONA AROUND THE GLORIOUS FIST OF THE MOON DOESNT MAKE HIM RAIL WOLFWOOD IN WAYS HERETOFORE UNSEEN

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4 months

today in giving vashwood my problems to cope: vash has a new upstairs neighbor that he hasn't met yet but has heard moving boxes around and occasionally some swearing and a loud thump. normal move-in stuff. vash is curious but wants to give him a chance to settle in before

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2 months

ive talked before about vashwood getting married for insurance reasons, and, i would also love for them to get married for literally any excuse. they're desperate for it. costco membership, negligible car insurance rate deduction, joint custody of a boba shop loyalty punch card

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@plumtoad

4 months

i think vash should lick his thumb and use it to wipe clean the dirt smudging wolfwood's cheek and wolfwood gets a big "oh no, he's taking care of me 😳" boner

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3 months

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY LOVE AND PEACE

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4 months

sorry, it's impossible for me to cook pasta under these conditions (seeing wolfwood's pleased, self-satisfied, stupidly soft little smile at successfully flirting with vash)

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@plumtoad

5 months

i saw this in a dream over two weeks ago and recreated it to the best of my ability

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@plumtoad

4 months

gotta spread enough to fit vash's broad shoulders 😩👏💯🤌🙏💦💘

Astrid ☆ Stargazer

@xoxo_animetwt

8 months

WHEN HE… #trigunmaximum #trigunstampede #nicholasdwolfwood #trigun

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6 months

sweet dom vash and instead of calling him "sir" wolfwood calls him "baby" hhhnnngggghhhhhhh i was supposed to take a nap idk how this happened 🆘

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@plumtoad

11 months

vash welcoming ww home

li’l pisspot

@rebeccaheckya

3 years

The best thing about this painting is that it’s named “My Bisexual Wife”

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6 months

all ive been thinking about for two days is wolfwood entirely naked except for a pair of big comfy socks. idk what he's even doing. napping? cockwarming vash? reading a book? jacking off? probably getting his pussy slapped IDK BUT HE'S NAKED WITH SOCKS WHILE ALL THIS HAPPENS

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@plumtoad

4 months

WHAT IF WE LADY AND THE TRAMP KISSED OVER THE BATTLE SAUSAGE SPAGHETTI AT THE TRIGUN CAFE 😳

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@plumtoad

7 months

vash pushing back ww's bangs and kissing his forehead 😭😭😭😭😭😭 love is real 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@plumtoad

9 months

and vash is like "um! um!" and ww realizes he's on a video call & it all clicks bc he knows vash sends letters home & ww is immediately sitting down so proper w/his apron and cigarette and shoulder holster & is like “it's nice to meet you mr. and mrs. stampede” and vash is dying

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@plumtoad

9 months

ww giving vash forehead kisses 😭 patching up a superficial wound, shoving vash's bangs out of the way, smacking a kiss right in the middle of his forehead, ruffling vash's hair back into place, then going to get vash a snack 💞

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9 months

she's like "it's been so long since you've been Home, can you send me a picture, maybe with your new friend in it too?" and he's like "oh i have a few my other friend meryl took!" and sends her a pic of ww tits out with punisher and she's like what is my boy getting himself into

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@plumtoad

10 days

are there any fics of eriks w ponytail getting it tugged for two days in a dumb flirty way until he's like alright enough and climbs into ww's lap and rides him until ww is overwhelmed and yanking the ponytail all desperate, burying his face in vash's neck ?

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@plumtoad

4 months

grating my parm and watching the mating rituals begin

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@plumtoad

9 months

there's another pic of ww and vash playing cards and vash is frowning at the game, clearly annoyed, and ww is looking at him with such overwhelming doe-eyed fondness and vash's note is like "he's so mean, he cheats at cards!" and luida is like mmmhmm, when can you come for dinner

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@plumtoad

9 months

Vashwood getting married for insurance reasons and ww going to pick up vash's prescriptions from the pharmacy and getting to select the "spouse" box on the little check-out reader and he's like "I am a spouse 😵‍💫 I am husband 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫"

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@plumtoad

8 months

happy Wolfwood Wednesday, thinking about demi ww writing off his body as being too complicated for sex, it just doesn't feel worth the hassle and disappointment, he takes forever to come solo, and while he's messed around a few times w other people he's never been able to come --

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@plumtoad

3 months

ROLL THE CLIP

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@plumtoad

9 months

luida notices vash has his jacket off & his sleeve rolled up so his bare elbow is pressed to the back of ww's neck & she's like VASH DOESN'T HAVE A CRUSH. HE'S IN LOVE. bc he is so careful about skin-to-skin contact, she's known him for over a 100 years, she knows what this means

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@plumtoad

5 months

thinking about butch4butch angelina and punisher dating.....angelina vrooming around carrying punisher wherever she wants to go.....punisher blocking bullets and blowing up anyone who scratches angelina's paint.....important to me that they are still a bike and a giant cross gun

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@plumtoad

9 months

the third pic is vash and ww posing in front of some city's, like, Largest Bigfoot Sculpture In The Sand Sea and vash has his arm slung around ww's neck and ww has his hand tucked around vash's and they have big dumb smiles on, ww caught mid-laugh, and --

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@plumtoad

7 months

did some very important analysis during tristamp rewatch

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@plumtoad

11 months

Vash whose belts and buckles and pieced leather outfits that function as both bdsm gear and mobility braces+aids, my beloved

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9 months

brad raises his eyebrow and says "blondie?" and vash goes flaming red and luida says very loudly OH IS THAT YOUR NEW FRIEND NICHOLAS? THE ONE YOU SAID WAS HANDSOME? HOW NICE THAT HE CAN COOK, TOO! LET ME SAY HELLO!

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9 months

brad is like ASK HIM WHEN HE'S GIVING ME GRANDKIDS, CRYOSLEEP WONT KEEP ME YOUNG/MIDDLE-AGED FOREVER

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4 months

[pausing here but there WILL BE MORE my comp is dead so threadfic smut it is] (seconds before vash knocked on his door, ww sang miserably to himself "i need a hero...." and then lo and behold the man he fell in love with from a single night together appears offering to feed him)

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10 months

ibuprofen isn't enough i need him to give me rx strength

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9 months

ww comes over and he's standing while vash is sitting on a rock so brad & luida can only see his terrible loafers and brad is immediately judging him but then ww is like "c'mon, the campfire spaghetti is gonna get cold and then you'll pout about it" and ruffles vash's hair --

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@plumtoad

9 months

vash finds a little lost tech video transponder that he fixes up and manages to have a little video call with luida and brad and then a voice says off screen "hey blondie, dinner's ready!" and vash is like "oh sorry i have to go! ww made my favorite, campfire spaghetti!" and --

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@plumtoad

2 months

cat-trait vash using wrapped up punisher as a scratching post and ww stomps over and vash does the thing where cats start scratching even faster & more intensely bc they know they gotta bolt in two seconds but also nyancholas using wrapped punisher as a scratching post 🥺

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2 months

its really different than a crowded bar where he can swipe a drink and sneak out. he gets overwhelmed by the menu and ordering and waitstaff moving around and the booth theyre in doesnt let him watch the door and vash sees all this and gently plucks his menu from his hands and -

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@plumtoad

2 months

vash easily answers for him, getting them a slice of pie that he eats more of than wolfwood bc wolfwood is too busy having a huge confusing boner at vash very effectively, confidently, and completely accidentally soft domming him with a mouth full of pie looking at ww like ☺️

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@plumtoad

2 months

brightly orders for him and ww gets all flustered but he likes what vash got him (french toast and hash) and vash looks relaxed and all smiley and pleased so he pretends he feels totally normal, but when the waitress comes by later to ask if he wants anything else he freezes -

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2 months

wolfwood zoning out in the morning before coffee, staring at his identical array of shirts as he slowly gets ready when vash finishes lacing up his boots and says "the one on the left!": 😳😳😳🍆🍆🍆❤️‍🔥🍆

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5 months

grease and i dropping off the yaoi on each other's doorsteps at 1am like tomcats "how to pull the cloth" 💒 wedding dress smut 💕 wolfwood's ankles 💧 vash in the splash zone 🔎 1.5k, complete, E #trigun #vashwood #VW

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9 months

[edit, *ww has his hand tucked around vash's waist lol]

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@plumtoad

11 months

are there any silly vashwood body swap AUs? ww in vash's body about to puke because he can see a worm a hundred miles away and hear sand eroding into smaller sand. vash in ww's body falling over bc he feels top heavy with ww's huge tits. if you find one, my arms are open 🙏

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@plumtoad

7 months

vampire vashwood but ww is the vampire and vash is low key 24/7 horny over his blood being in ww's body at all times...he's possessive of it and also feels very pleased to be possessed in this way...part of him always in ww, both being held by and holding ww from the inside out

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4 months

his face in his hands. his cheeks are burning, he can feel how hot they are, and he can't believe this is how he ends up with a rekindled crush the size of the moon on his new neighbor/old one night stand--a crush he realizes he didnt try very hard to get over to begin with.

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5 months

i really love this because i do want to treat my barbie gently but i also want to see what happens when you put the barbie in the microwave, so thank you to everyone who puts their barbie in the microwave!

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@plumtoad

9 months

me, 32, trying to get the poipiku "are you 18+?" pw every single time Yes 😊 yes ☺️ y 😫 Y 🥺 no...? 😰 YES 😭

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9 months

I want to write a fic where vw are having shared hivemind sex dreams but they don't realize it until one of them lets something inconsequential slip and the other is like "ugh totally" and then they look at each other like "WAIT. DO YOU. UHHHH 😳" :3c

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4 months

"hey i live downstairs, i just want to check--" the door opens and vash discovers his neighbor is 1. hot 2. wet 3. has a wild panic in his eyes that is quickly turning into panicked surprise because 4. mystery neighbor is not a mystery. it's his one night stand from two years ago

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10 months

one day it will be more universally realized that a slutty waist has nothing to do with size of waist and is all about attitude of how the waist is wielded by the waist-haver 🤲

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6 months

dom vash whose "we're in a scene now" item is his precious hideous tie around his forehead 💯 it's about to get real silly in the sheets 🥵

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8 months

We all know wolfwood has chest hair and we all know his chest is also smooth af so this must mean vash homoerotically shaves/waxes his chest for him

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1 month

thinking of vashwood prom but they skip it and do what i did: ww drives to vashs house to chauffeur him back to his house where they eat microwave quesadillas and ww watches vash play star wars alien-modded sims he made of them and ww is overwhelmingly enamored with seeing their-

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9 months

i started out with a sex farce of ww being sent as sacrifice to a local god who is, spoiler, vash, who just wants to be left alone and ww is like (disappointed), you aren't even going to ravish/devour me a little bit? but then i realized that ww is already a sacrifice to vash

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2 months

vashwood

🅻🅰🅸🆁🅴🅿🧸(aka Raha’s Taco)🌮✨🐾

@laireppidge

2 months

“What would an introverted couple even do together?” Well, here you go:

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4 months

introducing himself. it's on the third night after move-in that vash hears a series of alarming crashes, some very creative swearing, and then dead silence. it's 10pm, he's eating a late dinner on the couch, watching the ceiling and waiting for any follow-up. nothing. well,

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@plumtoad

2 months

ive been sitting on this for over a year bc if i think about it for longer than 0.0001 seconds i start to spontaneously combust but tristamp/trigayzs eriks haircut is the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life. wolfwood should casually tuck it behind vash's ear when theyre talking

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4 months

"You're all wet," is Vash's very smart response and with stunning clarity he recalls it's also what Nick said to him during their last. um. conversation. Nick finally breaks eye contact and looks down at himself, plucking his damp shirt away from his body. the neckline gaps and

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1 month

another ren-coping vashwood meetcute, happy birthday vash baby the best i can do is give you your man in an endless array of multiverses 🎉💕 (1/2)

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4 months

"/Vash?/" his one night stand from two years ago who apparently remembers his name. cool! that is! very cool! vash definitely is not having feelings about that and coincidental to this whole experience he hasnt been with anyone in two years but that's fine! this is all fine!

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4 months

WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG BATTLESAUSAGESPAGHETTI THATS AMMOORREEEE

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11 months

just got genuinely congratulated on being pregnant during a morning walk in the park thanks to my @arctvros shirt ☠️👍

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4 months

the guy is probably fine, right? vash takes a few more bites. silence. his imagination starts to play out increasingly ridiculous and distressing scenarios until he cant stand it anymore and gets up to check on his mystery neighbor. he climbs the stairs and knocks politely

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4 months

"Oh--wow! Oh wow. Nick! Yes! It's good to see you!" and then they stand there staring at each other like theyre exchanging pleasantries at the grocery store and not whatever the hell this is. "Sorry about uh, the noise," Nick says, clearly struggling but bravely plowing ahead.

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3 months

“the world’s most anticipated breakfast,” nick announces, “two years in the making.” oh no. vash doesnt have a crush. he’s in /love/. [pausing for now! the final part will go up asap 🙏 can u believe they had ph0ne sêx when they are literally neighbors]

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4 months

does punisher have tiny drawers for wolfwood's undies and spare shirt(s)?? punisher rearranging the spare bullets chamber and the thong drawer when she's annoyed at wolfwood for not swinging her around enough in a day. girl loves to twirl

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vash 💖

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4 months

vash sees the arch of his collarbone, the barest dusting of hair curling up. "Spilled some water," Nick says, but he sounds disproportionally despondent. Vash is about to apologize and excuse himself and possibly start looking for new apartments when Nick slumps, defeated.

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@plumtoad

4 months

"Actually, I spilled an entire glass on my laptop. I'm trying to let it dry out but..." he trails off, eyes unfocusing in dissociative despair. Then he suddenly snaps out of it. "Sorry again, I know it's late. I'm about to give up and go to bed so it'll be quieter now."

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4 months

"Seemed like that kind of guy," and god nick has such lovely eyes that crinkle the tiniest bit at the corner. So they have pasta and juice, and Vash puts on the show Nick was trying to watch when he spilled water all over his computer, and they sit on the couch eating and

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4 months

"No! I mean, I'm sorry, that sucks so bad--" unlike nick who sucks really really "letting it dry out is probably for the best. Have you eaten?" the question takes both of them by surprise but vash finds he means it genuinely. Vash knows from having to do it too many times over

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4 months

the years that moving often results in eating not enough way too late. mostly, though, nick looks so pathetic that vash wants to cheer him up a bit. Nick recovers quickly and huffs a little laugh. "You offering? All I've got is warm beer and cold beer."

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4 months

a small crooked thing like he can't help it or doesn't even know he's echoing Vash's grin. "I'll see you in a few!" Vash has about five minutes to work himself into a minor tizzy in his apartment before there's a cute pattern of knocks and Nick is poking his head inside.

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11 months

@pinklicour Ww, twirling his mullet: wow you're so tall Vash: oh it's the boots, I think we're actually the same height

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10 months

Wear a mask! And if you are unable to attend, today is a GREAT DAY to call and email your reps!!! flood the street, flood their phone, flood their email!

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4 months

Vash smiles, really smiles, bc he didn't exactly forget how easy it was to fall into step with Nick, how easy it had been even for one night, but the memory of it had gone soft and worn over the past two years. Nick had been good at the sort of push and pull that reeled vash in.

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4 months

"I've got a bowl of spaghetti with your name on it if you want it. I got home late so I was only just sitting down for dinner, and I wouldn't mind the company." Vash realizes that he could just bring Nick food--he doesnt have to invite him over, doesnt have to make it weird,

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4 months

chatting and it is so stupidly easy and so damnably nice and neither of them bring up that they once had crazy marathon sex and kissed a LOT and spooned til morning. it's after midnight when vash looks over at the end of an episode and sees nick asleep, tucked into the blanket

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4 months

"You're a life saver, blondie. Lemme go change and I'll be right down. You sure you don't mind?" Vash bounces up on his toes and leans forward. Not too much, just enough to hold Nick's gaze. "Positive," he says, feeling his ears go hot when Nick smiles back at him,

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1 year

@pawschamp HES THIS 🤏 BIG 🤧🥺😭💘

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@plumtoad

4 months

"Figured it was kinda late for beer so I brought some juice my brother left." Vash likes him, Vash likes him so much. "How'd you know that--" he takes the juice from Nick and looks at it, "mango and spaghetti is my secret favorite pairing."

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7 months

had a dream last night that wolfwood came back wrong, but the only difference was that his name had a silent "e" on the end. it was....extraordinarily uncanny. i woke up as eng fandom crumbled over Wolfwoode

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9 months

thinking about ww doing yard work, he's in a ratty white tank top and jeans and work gloves setting up the leaf mulch cage and he's making sure there're enough leaves on the ground for the winter and he's tidying up the container garden and hosing down the little green house

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@plumtoad

7 months

@pinklicour the "furious" is so important to me, like, hes mad at about it every time and ww is like yeesh that looks rough, good luck, and just goes about his business in the room

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@plumtoad

5 months

LRT DONT LET YOUR DREAMS STAY DREAMS, IF YOUR DREAM IS FOR WOLFWOOD TO DRIP ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU PEEK OUT FROM UNDER THE TABLE FOR UPSKIRTS AND YOU ARE VASH THE STAMPEDE AND YPURE IN LOVE AND DOING MARRIAGE SHENANIGANS WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND LOVE OF YOUR LIFE CHERISHED PARTNER

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@plumtoad

4 months

"well, you know where to find me if you need more mango juice," nick says with a big tired smile. "night vash" vash gives him a little wave as he turns to go up the stairs. "g'night nick! sleep tight!" when he shuts the door he immediately slides down to the floor and buries

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@plumtoad

4 months

"good morning sleepy-head," vash says and delights in nick's eyes going wide. "what time is it?" "just kidding," he covers his smile, a little mean, he knows, behind his hand. "i think you only knocked out for ten-ish minutes. it's a little after midnight."

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@plumtoad

4 months

Nick doesn't seem uncomfortable and may even be flirting, a little, vash isn't sure, but he also never called after they had what Vash thought was a great time together. Maybe nick is just a really polite guy and actually wants Vash out of here as soon as possible and--

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before withdrawing and yawning. "thanks for feeding me." "this was really nice," vash says, feeling at a loss somehow but sincere, as nick disentangles himself from the blanket and stretches. then he remembers why all of this is happening. "oh, but i mean, im sorry again about

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