The Metamodernism Manifesto
1. Derrida is too boring
2. Deleuze is too weird
3. A girl called me chauvinist once
4. I want to believe in God but Postmodernism makes me feel bad
5. I PROPOSE A RADICAL, FRESH, NEW SYSTEM OF THOUGHT AND ALL HUMANITIES DISCIPLINES SHOULD FOLLOW ME!
Yesterday I received a Community Note for posting an edited image of an Israeli American Council rally in NYC and it went viral, unfortunately. I regret my actions and I did not intend to deceive anyone or misrepresent the views of the AIC. This is the Real image:
The Hamas super cave base c.f. Bin Laden's super cave base. Makes you wish some public intellectual had warned us about these cave simulations two thousand years so this didn't keep happening.
IDF Spokesperson Daniel Hagari revealed today that Hamas' main operation is based under the Shifa Hospital in Gaza City.
#Hamasisisis
#Gaza
#TheRealImage
Happy new year
@danawhite
. Here is a real challenge for you…
I will immediately retire from boxing and fight Jorge Masvidal in the UFC if you agree to:
Charmer Dr Peterson citing race science from Wikipedia to prove to an Indian guy that he isn't brown proves that after everything, this app's still indispensable😆
Have it your way
You boring bloviator
I really don't care if you think you're green
Fine
You're not Caucasian
You're Black
Or Asian
Or whatever you want to be
Just like all you bloody progressives
For anyone who cares
Here's what Wikipedia has to say:
Existentialism is like that three minute timeframe coming out of a really deep sleep where you know you lost something really profound in the dream you'd just had, but the longer you try to piece it back together the more you realize you were just a 20-year-old
In case you ever deceive yourself that psychology is a real discipline, remember that Jordan Peterson was esteemed enough to be hired at both Harvard and UofT while this was publicly available:
Early reviews are in, esp subtitles are in (thanks Carlos), and now that I've purged my After Effects cache of 180 GB of preview files, there's no turning back... you ready?
#cybersyn
Airports are the trial grounds for totalitarians and have been for thirty years. Obviously. Line up pointlessly because of unspecified risk. Stay in your sheep pen. Submit to derogatory treatement. Waste your time and don't complain or else. Airports...
We’re about to enter a world where we will have no way to know if any image or video is real or not.
And we seem to have no plan for how to deal with that.
Anyone else noticed the seep of this weird self-actualization
#Nietzsche
into your algos? The "gym-wall-quotation" Nietzsche? We need to counteract this clowny bro with the good ones, like eternal return Nietzsche or historicist Nietzsche.
Nietzsche, who argued the left was motivated by resentment, also claimed Christianity was its fundamental ancestor. Socialism itself was "the residue of Christianty and Rousseau." You very rarely see the American Right wrestle with this when invoking these Nietzschean ideas.
Every superbowl commercial = 3-4 celebrity cameos + 1 random 90s callback + 1 randomly rolled premise + 1 "self-aware" reference to how akward and random this whole commerical is. The end of the future.
I know James Lindsay gets a lot of criticism for his juvenile reading comprehension, but I kinda enjoy his interpretations... it really is remarkable what so much confidence and so little ability can produce
No, just the Marxist things I don't like.
Related: Remember when you explained to us that Critical Theory and Herbert Marcuse aren't relevant to what's going on right now? Your analysis is really shitty!
I want to acknowledge how truly
#blessed
we are to live in this timeline. Yes it's racked with plodding immiseration and defined by a slow, boring hyperreal doom, but only here do we get to watch this Kanye
Very disappointed to announce that my book proposal has been rejected; though curiously, the publisher claimed it's both "childishly derivative" and "evinces a soul poisoned against the virtues of civil Western democracy."🤔
I think we need to start taking Y2K seriously a decohesion event. In the other universe they got the good internet that cyberspace enthusiasts had dreamed of--non-hierarchal, open access, open source, and democratic. Meanwhile, we got this one:
Really top-shelf discussion here with
@AshleyAFrawley
on the history of our myopic 'self-care' pathology and its basic incongruity with Marxist projects
For my birthday, Kanye got me the most thoughtful gift of a lifetime. A special surprise from heaven. A hologram of my dad. ✨🤍 It is so lifelike! We watched it over and over, filled with emotion.
Let's gooo, Florida is gonna actually BAN critical theory from universities:
"...to each constituent university to remove from its programs any major or minor that is based on or otherwise utilizes pedagogical methodology associated with Critical Theory"
The same professional opinion-havers that dismissed Kierkegaard as a hunchback today dismiss Zizek as an embarassing clown.
So, name me one Copenhagen professional opinion-haver? Also guess who my next video is on
#lessthannothing
Nice to see the White House glowing in the colors of its national flag, the gay pride flag. This administration has worked hard to represent the country of LGBTistan. It has no interest in representing the United States, on the other hand.
I was not going to log on to this app this week but then I had to because
@EpochPhilosophy
used theorytube to its affective potential and I wanted you to know that it had happened
#artoverargument
If you picked up on the not-so-subtle subtext of my new video, look up
@alexnpress
's articles on Jacobin. Great labour journalism. There is some resistance to the cybernetic use of human beings
Reading books is for losers who are afraid to learn from life.
So they try and learn from the life OTHERS have lived.
But you never REALLY learn unless you lived it.
You must feel it to believe it.
Books are a total waste of time.
Education for cowards.