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Lots of sports, some social commentary, battle rap and music. #RiseUp #Falcons #ManCity #GoldenKnights IG: sleepbueno. Snap chat: davidwtaughtme

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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
4 years
I just want to put this out there: If you are trying to be a part of any movement only because you don't want to feel left out, it's the cool thing to do, or you got pressured into it somehow etc... go find your way back to where you came from. You're not one of us. You a mark
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@plaingeneric
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@pottersquash @BlvkKing The expectation presented was 8PM. The desired expectation was 8PM.
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2 years
@theeglamnaija @LostGirlJas I just want to add to this that once the desegregation, the parents of white kids pulled them out and put them in private schools. Lot of my folks out in that area were telling me about this when I go home to visit
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@plaingeneric
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1 year
@isthismike_p This clip right here has to go in the battle rap hall of shame man. This is wicked lol
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@plaingeneric
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6 years
@Shelite_Heheavy @Flat_headed_kid @BillieJeanTV People keep missing the fact that this is only a six second clip and it started with dude being in a headlock before the slam. No one knows how this fight was going before hand but only saw the end. Seems familiar to many other scenari.......... never mind
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@plaingeneric
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5 years
@onemelaninka @ProudCaribbean They played 7 seconds of a 10 minute clip. You gotta use some sense when it comes to this tuff before believing someone at their word
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@plaingeneric
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5 months
@_zolarmoon I was with you all the way up until the Hayley vs Meg thing. I think Megs been shown to have the PAWS lol
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3 years
@Gyro_22 @Billionsburg_F @complexcanada @superfan_nav Spike Lee has been sitting Courtside with the Knicks longer than the Raptors franchise has been around lol
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
6 years
@APPLE_CHICK1 @adeyemi_a22 @Burnatao @alive_stayin If there's another color besides the usual we should all be concerned
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@plaingeneric
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4 years
@shesantisocialk @___Colb___ @_KiraMonae This was a quality transaction. Love to both of ya'll.
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@plaingeneric
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4 years
@dg3_d2 How are her ankles dirty though....
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@plaingeneric
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6 years
@Shelite_Heheavy @Flat_headed_kid @BillieJeanTV I agree. That's the tough part because from the beginning he was (by perspective) losing the fight. Dude was in a full headlock. Let's take away the actual word itself. How can you claim excessiveness in a one on one fight? You're not thinking "I hit him too hard" when hands fly
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6 years
@JustinP40604028 @tyrone345345 I worked in a hands on LP department. That's what we would call a "bad stop". You didn't follow all of the steps to guarantee that the item was selected, grabbed, hidden and not at any point dropped. That's how a lawsuit happens.
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@plaingeneric
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3 years
@Gyro_22 @Billionsburg_F @complexcanada @superfan_nav It's weird that you deleted your original response to this and came back 10 minutes later with this trash ass analogy. If we're going by notoriety and cultural impact for a fan Spike has done way more for longer. That's all.
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@plaingeneric
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1 year
@NateHipHopHead @pottersquash @BlvkKing Desired, communicated, AND agreed upon. Her text didn't even read that she was in the building, she asked if he was there like she hadn't even left.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
Ay yo @GeechiGotti ...... ay yo @TheRealTayRoc ........ thank you. The current and new face of URL brought greatness today. On crip that was what the fans wanted
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@plaingeneric
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1 year
@isthismike_p This is like when Liam Neeson said he went out looking for black guys to hurt because of a situation with his friend.
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5 years
@theylovereddx @15__simba @soslamy234 I wanted tho add to the basketball conversation but my man pulled a triple double himself. Rumble young man rumble
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@plaingeneric
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4 years
@EasyStreetKeys @SmdSzn My guy got the Doctor Eggman going on
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@plaingeneric
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5 years
@speaxeasy @travisakers This was absolutely fire. That's some clever shit lol
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@plaingeneric
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5 months
@_zolarmoon You're forgetting one thing though and you already spelled it out originally....... Meg got that chip on her shoulder Hayley can't even tap into. Meg gonna act like Hayley is Lois and put her through the works lol
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@plaingeneric
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@WinnieSchola @Morbidful What made you initially feel bad for her?
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
When bald people wash their face how high up do they go?
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@plaingeneric
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6 years
@JustinP40604028 @tyrone345345 Man we or any associate could get fired for that. Even if they did steal it and drop it at some point. She went out there and searched the bags and came up with nothing. We would only be able to look for our item, the rest of the stuff would stay with the person.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
1 year
@Jayin1988 Now if Push was to (and we both know he likely is) send a shot, he'd be wrong in Jim's eyes
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
3 years
They was fighting over who wore the fit better
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
4 years
@Just_SuZieQ @rahm3sh You just couldn't let people have their fun huh Su? 🤣🤣🤣
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
9 years
How dudes really be describing their fights though
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
@shonique_ @pholanthropist I don't even see it from the Afro Latino groups. It's just straight Latino
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@DWhiP1 @Nikefittedlaker @belowaveragedu1 @VallyOMally @dramaforthegirl Vic mensa called him a bitch, to his face, on State of the culture and AK asked "in what sense" 🤣
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@plaingeneric
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1 year
@C2thaL2thaIGG Saying "only a tier 1" is disgustingly insane
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@plaingeneric
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4 years
@UROnFir3 @jcox901 Math? You mean Brizz?
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 months
@_zolarmoon You don't remember her coming home from jail or that lunchroom brawl with Chris? Hell she fought ol dude at school and won from being nasty lol
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
I didn't know who Billie Ellish was and now she's all over my timeline because she just turned 18 and you roach men can't stop drooling because "you been waiting." Y'all really some nasties
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
6 years
@J_Peeezy22 @_EazyMoneyB @CediCenter @goknickstape The post was about him outplaying Steph. The unanimous MVP. Reading helps
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
6 years
As an alumni it's crazy how I've come across a large amount of people from UTD that graduated and say it was the highlight of their life when they look back on it. The allowed you to build your own story of what the "college experience" meant to you.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
4 years
Never in my life would I bet against someone who told me they'd eat my heart and my kids.
@jboogs_11
𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖌𝖘.
4 years
Thoughts
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
10 months
@iTaxMo @RealBrizz2 @islandgodverb He definitely had a classic with Ill will already
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@plaingeneric
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1 year
@Marty__Byrde @Eazyblockcapt Not gonna lie, this what riding looks like lol
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
2 years
@The_SinOfPride_ @anothxrliteskin @VideoMixtape_ But it's normal in banks to have bank teller notes handed to you. The old folks still do it where they write everything down and pass it along. And if the below note is accurate, reading is fundamental too. I do understand grace, but we talking about blowing through all parts
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
@Romeoromie1 @SecularlyYours @edockterman @TIME She roasted thousands of innocent people because of personal feelings. That was the whole cycle they were trying to break this entire story line. Men and women
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El Tenedor
2 years
@The_SinOfPride_ @anothxrliteskin @VideoMixtape_ She had his ID and debit card though. She even admitted she didn't run it
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
4 years
@JustKeesMe @TheWittleDemon @IB_JohnDoe @seauxdevine So if we are setting examples, would it be wrong of him to set an example of standing up for what he believes? I'm asking because it seems most are in agreement the BM went low. But a father can't set an example of how a man stands by his wife for the daughter as well?
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
2 years
I don't know why we acting like we can't swap her in right now on the Nets. They gonna say "Damn Ben Simmons hooping again"
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6 years
@ReedLeatherman2 @TheChrisMaddox @SLAMonline Lololol "never the best in the league"
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
This whole video hurts. You're confessing your love to someone who's taken when a dude in some overalls puts his SMOOTHIE down and gives you a backwoods left. My feelings are hurt now
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
5 years
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take...
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5 years
@shonique_ @pholanthropist I know a few that say it the same way a white girl says "like"
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@plaingeneric
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5 years
"When you're cute it's flirting. When you're ugly it's harrassment."
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@plaingeneric
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5 years
Went to Whataburger with pops last night. He tells me he's been going to Whataburger for almost 30 years and has never ate a burger from there. I said he gotta try one out and he said he might as well. We get to the front of the line and he gets..... biscuits and gravy.......
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
8 years
Early Tweet of the year candidate goes to Mr. Spears
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
And now we have hit the worst time of the year........ where there's just........ I hate to say it........ i really do......... *sighs*..... baseball season. Welp, off to watch grass grow.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
1 year
@MemeStealingBot @AyeoRenaissance @liberty667 @SouthlandPost The dash camera saves the driver from the police report though. Without any proof of the speed limit and the speed of the vehicle we can't assess just off of only visuals because it looks fast compared to still objects. Insurance companies are definitely denying a claim as well.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
@thefutureofthat @QBattle3 @CASSIDY_LARSINY So you don't got it either. I understand.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
6 years
#HowHardDidPubertyHitMe Like Chic-Fil-A on a Sunday
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
1 year
Whataburger
@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
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If you could only pick one of these places to eat at for the rest of your life, which one are you choosing?
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
4 years
@EFulsom @___Colb___ Shout out to you for even speaking on your experiences. Goes a long way
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
6 years
@J_Peeezy22 @_EazyMoneyB @CediCenter @goknickstape One, that's not hate. That's a factual statement. Without either one of them they don't win. The truth isn't hate. Two, read my guy
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
9 years
We've been brain washed since slavery to hate you. We're learning though, sorry for the wait
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
4 years
@titsandeyeliner @PallaviGunalan @KarlousM Wow. Very all signs matter of you
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
Boy if you ever wanted to take a tweet out of context 🤣🤣🤣
@MckennonMatt
Justice McKennon
5 years
The redskins are going to get absolutely slaughtered tomorrow night on national television. I love America.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
6 years
This mom is with all the smoke. I support it
@tonibalognaaa
antonia
6 years
y’all my friend got caught sneaking into his girls house and his gf’s mom posted this on her snap story.. 💀💀
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7 years
I was so serious though.........
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
3 years
Texas is the blend America pretends to be
@Tre_Potts
GOOD JOB TRÉ🍊⚜️
3 years
“TeXAS is SuPER raCIST” -Somebody that has NEVER stepped foot in Texas
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@plaingeneric
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10 years
Handled that graduation like a champ. Kept the kicks clean too. http://t.co/7KBhxjqJCg
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
8 years
When will we admit that Dennis Rodman was ahead of his time? He foretold all of this!
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
2 years
@slimeyason @SheerOpulence2 @therealmohameds This isn't helping at all. You just a predator
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
I just don't understand why people don't respect this about me.
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2 years
Never seen BDSM phone carriers before
@FKDFlashSales
FatKid Flash Sales
2 years
Cell Phone Lanyard, only $5!
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5 years
Read this somewhere and decided I try it out........ and it works If you need some breakfast get up early and swing by a hotel for their free continental breakfast. They don't know the difference between who is who. Treat yourself
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
6 years
@anpahwa @pedroangelnsc @glucosesunburn @Abida_Aminzai @Mickens__ It looks like he was saying that because him and straight black men were grouped together for their silence when this story originally broke. What dictates group think and what is the line of separation for "it's just that one person" is how I read it
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
@longjohnslvrs will forever have me as a customer.
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5 years
What’s one food you could never get tired of eating?
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5 years
@Gravityzero1 @_aJossee @DontFlop @Battle_Rap_News His wife was in the crowd and that's how he got exposed for cheating. This was a real life body bag.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
4 years
Leave @MOkechukwu alone, damn
@PNellytime
Megan The Gallon 💃🏾
4 years
Why do so many grown men use “pause” all the time? Why can’t shit just be what it is...why y’all mind automatically go to gay shit????
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
6 years
I feel like any "arguments" you are about to have with your significant other quickly get turned into regular "healthy discussions" if you take the time to have sex first.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
6 years
There's a lot of your homies that want to see you do good. Doesn't mean they want to see you do better than them.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
6 years
Regular folks can do it too #FinePeopleFromTexas
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
7 years
The "I guess I can show them how to do this" face.....
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
I know they found #AmberGuyger guilty, and that's great. Seriously. However, I hate to admit that I'm not fully buying into hope until I hear what goes down at the sentencing.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
10 years
When you trying to have fun with your girl and your side chick show up and kill the buzz. http://t.co/EmuC1BbMTt
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
3 years
What working at Nike was like
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
Marry someone that knows how to cook. Looks will go away but hunger doesn't.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
10 years
When your man isn't satisfying you.... http://t.co/9469IAxv5K
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
This next episode from @RealLifeKaz @andrewschulz and @AkaashSingh is going to be hilarious. Gahhhhlee
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
7 years
Tonight I watched a grown man in his mid 30's lick a dollar bill and dance for another dude to prove he was a real man. This same guy told me that me and the younger generation aren't the same like they used to be. I agree chief. We were built differently
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
6 years
Me: "Got a fresh cut, solid outfit on. Gonna kill em today" Allergies: "Na playa, hold this mouth breather look for a bit. While you at it, sneeze every half minute. Make sure people think you got the plague."
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
Eddie. The nerve of you putting him in this with these people. He can be 10 people in one movie with different personas while the other the struggle to not be type casted in their roles.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
10 years
When my mom finds out I didn't get an A..... http://t.co/iJ6VIssvlh
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
4 years
I'm gonna tell you now, Winners BBQ in Dallas (Plano) be hitting your soul. From going into the restaurant to order to the nap you gonna take after eating.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
6 years
@RokNRollFantasy @PostMan_upnext @bizzlekay @kiraalex @IfeJoseph_O No, no lab that YOU'VE seen attacks like that without letting go. Both dogs were strays so you can't assume how they play/fight without training
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
9 years
Females are the ultimate gift/curse to us men.
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
@BDotTheGod at yo twin. He isn't the only one feeling this. The chemistry with you and @GeechiGotti was crazy. What are the odds we can get this again?
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
4 years
@EasyStreetKeys @RedFlagNYC B Dot vs Saga, Day vs Roc, Trez vs Charron, Geechi/Dot vs Loso/Ward, Kid Chaos vs Sikh, Bill vs Top, Mack Myron vs Showoff, EK vs Danny Myers, Saga vs Lotta Zay, JC vs Charlie
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
4 years
@J_Ran85 @Vada_Fly Not drawing the line but being aware. Let's not act like all of Detroit wanted Suge put under for his comments
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@plaingeneric
El Tenedor
5 years
Say what? Get Pat all the way out, bring him back just to remind him he's not in this class, then send him back out again.
@1GottaGo
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