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If you ain’t a shooter then pass it.

Arlington, VA
Joined August 2008
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@pjhoody
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3 months
A begging menu is crazy
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3 months
Woman shares a list of how much a man should spend on her 👀🤔
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No that’s Funny Marco
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Julius Randle at Game 2
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11 months
Son is lying on White America
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Y’all really pissed Aubrey off son
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2 years
@obamasplaylist @solodeauxleaux he told you not to worry about it lol
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2 years
crying
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5 months
@The1stWright It’s 100% worth it but you won’t understand until you have it lol
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2 years
@AngeliaDesselle Your commitment to this lie is remarkable
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8 years
This level of athleticism is difficult to comprehend
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8 years
"Yes, I'll have one confederate flag." *slides Tubman $20 across counter*
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2 years
*coroner looks under sheet* "yep, that's fake amiri"
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1 year
Aaron Rodgers has only been in NY for a couple months and already turned ape 🦍
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8 years
Drake sounds like he has a turtle neck on
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3 months
Why is he always crying
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CNN’s Van Jones, on the verge of tears, suggests Biden should be replaced, saying, 'If he will let us.'
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@pjhoody
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8 years
Racists are going to be PISSED when they gotta use a Tubman $20 to purchase klan sheets
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4 years
how did robert e. lee get all these statues and buildings named after him? son has no rings
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3 months
Can’t even say Family Matters was your favorite joint without the Lamaristas running down. Y’all are no different than Nicki fans
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2 years
son
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4 years
the mentioning of ashli babbitt's military service as a way of sanitizing her extremism is par for the course
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4 years
day 300 of quarantine:
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8 years
Tears. RT @ChefRoble When you only care about the upper class. 😫
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4 years
I DEMAND AN APOLOGY FOR THE DMX DISRESPECT
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4 years
just saw a tweet that read "justin timberlake would handle usher" burn this app to the ground and start over
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4 years
@KumarsSalehi and white conservatives are the true victims in both versions, I'm sure
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3 months
#3 is about 75% of them.
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Black men supporting Trump are typically: 1. Rejected by Black culture overall and alleviate their hurt via identifying with an extreme counterculture 2. Enamored by the allure of white proximity 3. Confusing their contrarianism for intelligence
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8 years
Breezy really a robot programmed to dance RT @IamAkademiks Bris Breezy dancing to some Kodak Black.
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8 years
Lil Kim would rather be an ugly white woman than a pretty black one. God bless.
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3 years
@liloceanwater 😂😂 it was nothing but nervous laughter when she pulled up
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8 years
Twitter is a foul place. RT @CreativeBlair : 😒
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2 years
they’re about to unionize
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Nick Cannon admits to not paying child support despite being father of 12‼️👀
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8 years
Jesus, whenever a politician offers #thoughtsandprayers instead of doing their job.
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2 years
nah I’m crying. akademiks logged 70 hours on IG live, and all for nothing
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8 years
Joe Budden low key pulled the rap game version of pretending you got hit by a car so you can sue
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8 years
Funding terrorism and financing Tyga's music career are literally the same things
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3 years
@RonO_371 @AllMyHerosRGecs thanks for sending me articles you haven't read
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8 years
We jokingly tell people to delete their Twitter accounts all the time, but @AZEALIABANKS really needs to delete hers, man.
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8 years
Yo @LILBTHEBASEDGOD , can you please also curse @realDonaldTrump ? Your country needs you.
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4 years
@benandjerrys bro i was trying to stay in shape but fine i will eat more ice cream
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8 years
Son. RT @Phil_Lewis_ Prom then vs. Prom now.
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8 years
Breh?
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4 years
@SASBurnerAcct @aidothediabetic @wojespn I'd pay to see how you organize your gifs for deployment
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8 years
Do you mean to tell me that this is the same person
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2 years
@JustForUsFun @Reese_856 sounds like you got finessed into sending in a #donation 😮‍💨
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1 year
Jump ball
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If i sleep with a man 3days before ovulation and I slept with another man 3days after ovulation. Who owns the baby?
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8 years
Tears
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3 years
@soulcollector78 @whoislos__ low key sounds like you got fired
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@sieriouZly
‘ѕααααѕѕѕѕѕ 😜
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Never loan what you can't afford to give away
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@sdotbeIIa he said
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2 years
imagine being swept on an empty stomach
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8 years
This is false. It derailed his first presidential run. He was KILLED for it.
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3 years
glad we're past playing "happy" by pharell every single day for every occasion imaginable. dark period in history
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2 years
the guy who lost the popular vote in 2016 really got to make three (3) lifetime appointments to the supreme court. cool cool cool
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2 years
@tedcruz i am begging you - please run in 2024. it would be great watching you be humiliated all over again
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8 years
The greatest team ever assembled and the Golden State Warriors.
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8 years
Lmao RT @florrchata : You can't trust anyone now a day!
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2 years
first it was the january 6 hearings and now this. celtics fans are really going through it
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@ChrisPalmerNBA Just want to make sure you’ve seen this 🤡
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Damn, HBO canceled a six episode series after five episodes. It’s never too late to give up on something
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😭 RT @Simplemachines_ I WAS TOLD BY APPLE CARE...
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Never would've guessed that Azealia Banks hated Azealia Banks more than we do
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@rationalhumanis @ArmandDoma So true. Must be why Democrats have 9 Jewish Senators (Republicans have none), 26 Jewish House members (Republicans have 2), and several Jews in Biden’s cabinet. Also a majority of Americans Jews are Democrats.
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Turn up. RT @XavierBugatti BET went there with it.
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4 years
drake has good bars about being a dad. he just needed a push
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3 years
@GodKingFola hyundai emblem across the belly
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8 years
Still. Always. Forever.
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1 year
“Bruh, you sure you good?” - my Apple Watch to me, probably
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Apple Watch will now track your mental health. #WWDC23 #watchOS10
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Ja’s pops is lil bro. That’s why this is happening
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4 years
slept great. definitely woke up scared to look at my phone though 😂
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Good morning did any of y'all get some sleep?
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@thrillarybanks @TEMPLE_LOTUS Then why did you bring him up
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Screaming. RT @samwhiteout Geez
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@DrunkUncleP 😂😂😂 19 Crimes is one of my go to cheap wines
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8 years
This is pathetic. 😭😭😭
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If Kim K knew anything about black people she'd know that we lie about folks' cooking to spare feelings
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STILL FUNNY. RT @Britneysfansaty "Mariah Carey can't dance" lol ok explain this!
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8 years
My Uber driver went above and beyond last night. 5 stars.
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5 months
Did you hear something funny in Cancun?
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LOL
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fruitvale station is a great movie that l’m completely fine only watching once
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Yikes. RT @ampaveli : Dude came through with a baseball bat and still got washed
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🔥 RT @KingChapo5 What in tarnation is this?
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Just peeped Kim K flooded twitter with mad selfies last night. She legit has anxiety attacks whenever she isn't the center of attention 😭
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2 years
please spread oxtail misinformation faster because nah
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4 years
"it's amazing how mail-in ballots are so one-sided" - the idiot who told his supporters not to trust voting by mail
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why did trump leave the white house, walk to a boarded up church and then hold up a bible? think maybe i missed an episode
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@Powda_Blow @10Nowitzki @jesmoocalf toes just sensed an opp walk in the spot
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