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@pixelsguy

6 years

Some personal news

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

6 years

@ToddSBoyer @LynnGrace50 @nacarroll2009 @EricTrump @LindseyGrahamSC Let’s just start with the basics: Flag of the United States of America: 🇺🇸 Flag of Liberia: 🇱🇷

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@pixelsguy

7 years

@sputafuoco_22 @AustinReyna @realpaolathomas @tazzyquest @FLOTUS @amhistorymuseum Your body invaded and annexed your appendix, then declared its cells part of the body itself so it could draft the cells to fight for the body in a foreign war? Did your body also deny its appendix full representation as enjoyed by its other organs?

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

I moved to Brooklyn when I was 18. I met my best friend a year later. It took us two more years to kiss, and almost a decade later we married. I am beyond grateful that my best friend and I are finally homeowners, just in time to welcome our own, native, New Yorker.

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@pixelsguy

4 years

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

5 years

“Wow, this must be a nice restaurant; that was a generous pour” — my wife, on her eighth day of social isolation, after pouring her own glass of wine.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

7 years

TFW your whole squad takes a time out to play @hqtrivia at the company holiday party and then @ScottRogowsky joins the festivities

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

@MsLegalSass @nedostup @redditships Almost. Has to have a conversation first.

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@pixelsguy

4 years

@napp4ever @KyleJT @DarthMaclunky @italian28chic @YourServiceYW @jaketapper Brian, this author makes accusations using rhetorical questions instead of statements to avoid accountability. These questions aren’t grounded in facts; they’re conspiracy theories injected between unrelated or tangent facts in a carefully constructed, unsubstantiated narrative.

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@pixelsguy

1 year

👉 I'm hiring a Creative Technologist at X to join our Next team in SF, LA, NYC, Austin, or Toronto. Our Next team partners with the industry's most iconic brands and agencies to build creative campaign work on an evolving platform. As a Creative Technologist, you’ll be

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

@napp4ever @KyleJT @DarthMaclunky @italian28chic @YourServiceYW @jaketapper This is what media literate people look for when evaluating a source. Does the source substantiate the narrative? Do the connections between the observed, reported reality grounded in observation or is it a mental fabrication of the author? This source fails. Hard. It’s nonsense.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

5 years

@legaladvice_txt

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

6 years

@NotNatalie0390 @elonmusk @danielbrennan @SierraClub

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

“The fuck am I wearing, mom?”

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

@napp4ever @KyleJT @DarthMaclunky @italian28chic @YourServiceYW @jaketapper Behold the formula: Here is something that happened (with or without relevant context) Could this also be true? Let’s talk now as if it were true. By the time the reader has finished it won’t be clear what was reporting and what was hypothetical conjecture. They’ve been had.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

3 years

…this was not our snowman

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

8 years

@AdamSerwer and getting pwned

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

Y'all I don't think the notifications test on the internal JIRA that pinged everyone in the company passed the test case.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

My wife is now in the went-in-for-a-decaf-latte-came-out-with-huevos-rancheros trimester.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

getting real real now

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

3 years

POV: trying to work from home while my son learns to walk

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

2 years

Tigger had so much fun at his first #TrickOrTweet . Grateful to everyone at @TwitterNYC and especially @TwitterREW !

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@pixelsguy

4 years

a good nap leaves you rested, but a great nap leaves a mark.

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@pixelsguy

4 years

@MegNumbers @AITA_reddit Hell, I’m optimistic. Two best friends should be so lucky as to fall in love after developing relationship skills and experience with other people.

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@pixelsguy

3 years

name a more iconic duo.. I'll wait.

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@pixelsguy

3 years

🪑🚶

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

I am apartment hunting for the sixth time since moving to New York City 16 years ago and I’d like to personally thank everyone who has left for the suburbs and made this a much better experience.

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@pixelsguy

3 years

…so you’re telling me if you tweet this you’ll get all the likes?

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

3 years

my son, the pensioner

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

#LoveWhereYouWork

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@pixelsguy

7 years

@barbaradenn @danostrowski @lulybean @CONSMILITIA @ChrisMurphyCT @NRA Selective interpretation. They like the part about everyone having guns and want to forget the part about those guns being for the militia.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

9 years

Who's your favorite new #StarWars parody account?

Emo @KyloR3n

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@GlumGeorgeLucas

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@verylonelyluke

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@BadFatherHan

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

5 years

Fuck you, shark. Hope you enjoyed your fifty pound snack.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

oh no I picked up the wrong little burrito

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

It’s not a party until someone pukes. Happy New Year.

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@pixelsguy

2 years

who has one thumb and finished two car rides and a flight without puking?

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

3 years

today was a good day

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

How am I supposed to sleep when Twitter is slapping so fucking hard

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

5 years

Meat on Instagram vs meat on Twitter

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

6 years

@Pandaandwolf @warroom

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

5 years

Ready for our @subaru_usa casting call.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

Me: I really need to focus to get all of this done today My wife and child:

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

Rocket scientists don’t grow themselves

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

3 years

parenthood is my wife serving my 8-month-old herbed goat cheese on a cracker, meanwhile my lunch was a spinach and banana smoothie

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

My son has today developed the gross motor control to hug and nuzzle me with intention when I pick him up so if anyone needs me I’ll be mopping my heart up off the floor while he coos himself to sleep on my shoulder.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

✨beard snuggle✨

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

6 years

Didn’t realize how fabulous I look carrying a tree. May have missed my calling as a lumberjack.

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@pixelsguy

4 years

Pajamas

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@pixelsguy

4 years

Before I had a kid, I used Nor’easters as an excuse to slow braise meat and day drink in my pajamas. Now that I’m a father, I have more responsibilities, so I’m washing a set of matching pajamas for my son to wear, too.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

5 years

@NYCMayor You've got drivers killing cyclists and pedestrians in hit and runs with no accountability but this guy– this guy you're all over. For wetting an officer. JFC. Get your priorities straight.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

Calvin, what sound do dinosaurs make?

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@pixelsguy

4 years

damn is he cute when he’s about to pass out after wailing for hours for no apparent reason

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

@cosmicfool13 @ktbobaytee @willsommer Ok so the best part about that day was we were already planning to be visited by a well known brand mascot the following day so NYPD had already delivered barricades in anticipation of that, and just immediately penned her in. Also it was November and she didn’t have a coat hahaa

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

3 years

my son, the emoji

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

3 years

this renaissance masterpiece is titled “baby’s first haircut”

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

Thursday morning photo sesh

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

If you’re Tweeting about how easy it would be for @jack to “clean up” Twitter, apply now to show us how it’s done and #LoveWhereYouWork :

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@pixelsguy

4 years

“where are we? when did we get outside? what the... when... when did I turn into a fucking BEAR??”

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@pixelsguy

5 years

☀️ morning high five 🙌 🚴‍♂️ 🚶‍♂️ @pixelsguy @donkeyattack

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@pixelsguy

6 years

Me: She’s filming; just be cool... Her: 📹 Me:

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@pixelsguy

2 years

@duborges @wongmjane high performance and toxic are not the same thing

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

Before I had a kid, I used Nor’easters as an excuse to slow braise meat and day drink in my pajamas. Now that I’m a father, I have more responsibilities, so I’m washing a set of matching pajamas for my son to wear, too.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

sound on for tiny snores

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@pixelsguy

4 years

Calvin Gordon Wise is 6lbs and 9oz of perfection, ready to go exploring.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

3 years

ninety-seven... ninety-eight... ninety-nine...

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

update:

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

how??

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

rain deer

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@pixelsguy

4 years

butt monster 👀

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@pixelsguy

4 years

@ParaxisSd the monuments commemorate war-losing traitors who fought for the right to enslave human beings, but pray tell what they also represent?

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@pixelsguy

4 years

SANDWICH DINNER!!

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@pixelsguy

3 years

quick question 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@pixelsguy

6 years

#LoveWhereYouWork #ForTheThrone

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@pixelsguy

3 years

✨ grow up glow up ✨

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@pixelsguy

3 years

so glad we brought a bag full of toys for the plane

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@pixelsguy

4 years

some dads say i’m the cutest baby in the world, but my mom puts my pants on just like the rest of you, one leg at a time

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@pixelsguy

3 years

brooklyn boy

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

5 years

Social isolation day eleven: My wife has begun chatting up a flower pot.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

@galancantu @jessp @pedroporto @ericmartinyc @ajos @vbistola @rbelciano @donkeyattack @annearcelo @ged @Carlo_ThChThr @dylanparks @robdehuff @sethrobot @Kendrek @manuelvivoda @ThomasMac_IV @eric_s_stewart @ChazCasual @TweetCaliRob @that @mighty55 @peterbinggeser @MarcYWG @flightmike @BrixCityBrewing @BarrierBrewing @sloopbrewing @TheSharkAnthony @adamtbailey @StalkingMuses @OtherHalfNYC @FletchersBklyn @IronMaiden @goldenroadbrew @icgroupinc @balterbrewers @cptlawrencebeer @kendrick @iamrrr @KentFallsBC @Lockcitybrewing @buckhillbrewery @OelAlonso @29man @CigarCityBeer @BrouwerijWest @sixpoint @blackflagbrewco @EQBrewery New homeowners *clink* 🥂

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@pixelsguy

3 years

you merely adopted the Wordle i was born in it, molded by it

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@pixelsguy

4 years

Y’all’s astronaut photos are cute and all but this has my official company portrait since Obama was in office. #CountdownToMars

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@pixelsguy

6 years

TFW you’ve outdressed @Dupree #ForTheThrone

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

𝑭𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝑯𝒂𝒊𝒌𝒖 my infant son puked directly into my mouth I can still taste it

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@pixelsguy

3 years

😛

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@pixelsguy

3 years

(•_•) piñata mom and her ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) jolly rancher

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@pixelsguy

8 years

. @BrandStrategy made me an emoji, but @gofooji made me a cupcake!

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@pixelsguy

1 year

“this baby right here, she’s the full package: four slides, zig zag steps, curvy ladder, straight ladder, fire pole, even a cargo net. it’s a lot of playground, but you look like you could handle it. i can let you climb on right now for a ring pop or a toy truck. whaddya say?”

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@pixelsguy

5 years

Canned pumpkin in the streets Chocolate, pecan, and pumpkin cannelles in the sheets

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@pixelsguy

3 years

🦷 😱

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@pixelsguy

3 years

the idea guys are *this* close to discovering advertising

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@pixelsguy

3 years

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

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@pixelsguy

6 years

BREAKING: My 40th birthday will be a destination party.

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

6 years

Disney's #StarWars land will feature cantina with alcoholic drinks

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@pixelsguy

5 years

passing the 3hr mark on the phone with my 77 year old father troubleshooting the router

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@pixelsguy

5 years

Time to build. #PixelsPC 4K edition.

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𝕔𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕖

@pixelsguy

4 years

🏆 ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴜɴʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ 𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗜𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗱 Get your hand pooped on while changing a diaper.

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@pixelsguy

4 years

excuse me who tf are you? lol jk

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@pixelsguy

5 years

@barbwireca @sean_ryland @neiltyson A localized clean up effort here and there doesn’t make this an issue of revisionist history. The current global trend is towards a less healthy and livable environment, full stop.

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@pixelsguy

4 years

@andrewbostom Both sources cited on that JAMA page (CDC and WHO) have been updated since March 2020 to recommend masking by the general public and one of the authors of that same page published a new page with this updated guidance in April 2020:

Masks and COVID-19

This JAMA Patient Page describes who should wear face masks during the COVID-19 pandemic and provides suggestions for making masks at home and wearing them properly.

jamanetwork.com

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@pixelsguy

4 years

Among my favorite video game experiences is an off-rails environmental puzzle. This is the story of how I hunted heretics in 1403 Bohemia, with only the ramblings of grave protestant to guide me. 🧵

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