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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

2 years

How to get the SOL back from @Realms_DAOs proposals. (Hint: It's confusing AF right now but I gotchu) Step 1. Hit View >

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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

@pit_the_panda

2 years

Things have changed a bit since my last tweet with regards to @solana . So, I’ll explain my current position now. I love @solana and I am not fucking leaving. I ain’t no bitch.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

July 8, 2022.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

I'd like to announce that as part of our growth plan, we are bringing @sainteclectic to the team to assist us with all things (moderation, marketing, operations, and strategy). Super excited to be working with him. He will be receiving a cut of royalties going forward.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

You've got dozens of useless animal PFPs in your wallet. You don't remember minting a single one. But by God, you will fucking remember the @DegenTrashPanda mint. Those who were there for the @DegenApeAcademy mint know that we are 100% on brand right now.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

0.1 SOL mint -> 10 SOL FP, enjoy the 100x my brothers and sisters

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

For those of you looking to emulate on our (sort-of? we didn't make that much $$$) success, remember: A good NFT drop isn't about the drop. Hell, you don't even really need a drop. A good NFT drop is about the theatrics. People are buying a story, not a picture.

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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

@pit_the_panda

3 years

Alright you dicks snapshot taken. LFG.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

Fuck I need this one in my life

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

Your Trash Panda is not static. It is a living thing on the chain. Over time it will have experiences and gain attributes in different ways that tell about its history. Some will be your choice, some will not. The next important thing to happen to your Panda? Christmas ;)

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

Today, a new standard was born. Now, traits are no longer defined by an attributes array stored on an off-chain JSON file. They are stored here, on @solana , using @only_raindrops .

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

Guess who's back in town

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

Best caption gets a DTP token

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

The major problem with the NFT company model today is that we as owners are expected by a subset of our holders to continuously provide a population of people who will pay a higher price for those NFTs than those holders themselves paid.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

It's taken me almost a year, and a helping hand from four other devs, to get to this point, but for the first time, all 5 @only_raindrops contracts are live on Mainnet.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

It’s looking awfully cloudy… 💧

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

Just want to say, nearly every line of code I write for @DegenTrashPanda is going to be open source. I want others to build on it, to use it, and most of all, to learn from it. The age of closed source is dead, and business models need to adapt to not relying on secret code.

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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

@pit_the_panda

2 years

As a trashy token of my appreciation I would recommend that you delist your pandas before you wake up in a dumpster of depression one day realizing you missed out on the gift of a lifetime

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

@MediaGiraffes 250 likes maybe equals a free @ThePoursNFT .. 👉🥹

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@pit_the_panda

6 months

Since @frankdegods was enough of a man to come up to me in person to talk out our issues, I’ll be enough of a man to do the same on Twitter and say our beef is officially quashed. For those who care about this minor and insignificant thing between two old degens, anyway… 😉

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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

@pit_the_panda

2 years

Final warning: delist your panda!

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

. @galacticgeckosg DAOO if you vote me in as temporary dictator I will entangle the entire collection with a variant that sends almost all royalties to the gecko daoo wallet. 10% back to pandas as commission :)

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

Consider this: when Home Room debuts, @DegenApeAcademy will have built more custom @solana tech than like 90% of other major NFT brands. What’s in your wallet? ⭐️

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

69 left to upload

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

You're not a real NFT company until the secondary market for your presale tokens gets above 5 SOL and you sold them all for 0.1 like a dumb trash panda

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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

@pit_the_panda

2 years

The last few days have been really hard on all of us. I understand for those of you that view your jpegs as investments, I apparently “put you down bad.” For me, it was no picnic either.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

After much pain, misery, and yelling at @monoliff and him yelling back, we are now generating 20k raccoons with some unknown number of customs sprinkled in on my machine. LFG.

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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

@pit_the_panda

2 years

So I can say this much. It pains me, but soon the Pandas will have a DAO. One panda is one vote. This will be required for all the stuff I want to do next. Do with this information what you will.

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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

@pit_the_panda

2 years

Again, presented without comment.

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@pit_the_panda

1 year

Look, it ain’t a grift if people bought it. @frankdegods sold art to people and they bought it for 0.44 btc a pop. Are they dumb? Maybe to you. But some of you assholes spent 50k on a monke at one point.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

I swear to f-ing god as soon as this candy machine is ready I'm turning it on and telling nobody

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

Okay fuckers you want these mysterious beautiful dumpsters, here’s the law: Tomorrow 6/30 4:20 PM EST 2954 item collection Price: Dynamic pricing on @StrataProtocol Must have DTPM token to mint.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

When you buy a panda token, you are not just buying an NFT. You're buying me. You're buying @monoliff . You're buying @vipr_the_panda and @MilstGuga and @MonterreyRice and the entire team.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

People will remember how you reacted to the shit storms of the Bear, not how you rejoiced like a jackass during the Bull and threw great parties.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

I can take my shirt off

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

Alright, so we officially have a weather plan. More to come soon.

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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

@pit_the_panda

2 years

Betcha feel like ass for flooring that panda at 4 sol a few weeks back dontcha fam. That feels only gonna get worse from here. ✊🦝👉👌

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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

@pit_the_panda

3 years

Basically it goes like this: If you make me laugh on twitter and spread the Gospel of Trash at the same time, I may bless you child

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

I was talking to someone whose opinion I value in the community and they brought up that there is still quite a bit of pain about the statements I made about keeping pandas inexpensive some time in the past. I’d like to clarify those remarks and to some extent apologize for them.

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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

@pit_the_panda

3 years

Images regenerated. Gonna kick off upload as soon as I get to the office. It occurred to me I might be the worst nft technician on Earth at this point. But I also may be the greatest showman on Solana. Win some lose some I guess! ;)

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

You fuckers did it. I'm so proud. We will set the threshold for passing a grant to 4k votes. Thank you so much.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

Congrats @Claynosaurz on the quick mint. It’s just the kind of feel-good news we needed during these dark times. I wish you the best of luck on your road map coming up and welcome to the @solana community!

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

I have taken the day off to ruminate on the state of things. I'm sorry this fucking botter nabbed so many mythics. I'm sorry I let it get this far. The situation will be rectified. There will be a new Candy Machine when the V2 comes out, with all the remaining pandas in it.

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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

@pit_the_panda

2 years

So Tom and I got to talking and fuck. Was wrong about the guy.I like him. He is in the shit every day, like me. Not one of those wonk devs that use local validator, have no phantom wallets, bought one NFT as a test once and don’t have any followers on Twitter. In short, he fucks.

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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

@pit_the_panda

2 years

Panda snapshot is complete. 7:41 PM GMT today to be exact. You can do whatever you want now, you have either lost or won based on your decisions at this point :)

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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

@pit_the_panda

3 years

I didn't know @rajgokal minted...

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

So, due to reasons I can't really talk about presently, we need to pause on the weather for some time while we work out some paperwork issues. So sorry about this, some last second b/s I did not expect. Came at me out of left field.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

So, I had to go to business school to learn this, but I’ll save you the 150k price tag: if you want a company to run well, it needs a CEO, not a DAO.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

For all of you newcomers, welcome! I am sorry but there will be no further fud posts for the remainder of this ride to Solhalla. Please keep paws and whiskers inside the box at all times, as the ride may get bumpy. Thank you for choosing DTP as your Revolution of choice. 👉👌🦝✊

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

I'm back, bitches

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

For those of you who voted, I will remember. For those of you who did not, I will also remember ;)

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

All your pfp project art looks like shit and even if it didn't, it's irrelevant because the team who made it is the same team who made the last one, which is why they "gift" all the WL spots away to that "other" team's community as gifts. It's just one giant prolonged rug ponzi.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

Hypemen promise the moon. I dream of something else, something even… grander: Target. Fuck the moon. Let’s go retail, baby. You worry about being on the top ten of ME. Well, I’m thinking hot wheels. We are not the same. Stop chasing the fulcrum, and chase the lever instead.

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@pit_the_panda

8 months

Fuck it. Come with me to the promised land, anon. We're going to make this brand dirty again. @DegenTrashPanda

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Pit the Panda | (d/ick)

@pit_the_panda

3 years

Well, shit. Upload died over night. We're at 16954/20000. Hold on to your tits.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

Today I signed a lot of legal forms

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@pit_the_panda

9 months

Don't compare @DegenTrashPanda to @DegenApeAcademy . Compare it to @MadLadsNFT . I know, I know, bear with me while I compare my trash heap under the freeway to the number one project on Solana and you laugh in my face. Go ahead, laugh. NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

Don't call it a blue chip. Don't you fucking dare. WE are a trashchip company.

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@pit_the_panda

8 months

Hey @monoliff , paint me like one of your french girls.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

What if I told you that the Trash Pandas have a greater purpose than just being another NFT company, just another game? What if their true purpose was to redefine the way games are stored, played, and interoperate across the entire ecosystem?

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

This is what disgrace looks like on @MagicEden_NFT . They still get money, but they don't have to take responsibility for their actions. @DegenApeAcademy , do you receive any royalties for this? It looks like Magic Eden does.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

If I had a dollar for every time I made a mistake this last week, I'd still have more money than you fuckers bid on the FLP.

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@pit_the_panda

1 year

What’s really incredible about this stat is the effectiveness of the policy @frankdegods came up with and the clear activeness of this community. I wonder how many NFT communities can claim a touch on 90% of their NFTs on any day after mint day. Herculean stuff.

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@BaerEvo_

1 year

So far a total of 11,381 @y00tsNFT have been migrated to Polygon. - 1,766 y00ts remain on Solana - 1,853 t00bs are left

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

So far @0xempires has returned 20 or so NFTs. Not sure of the % that are mythics, I'll leave that to @sainteclectic , but this exchange is ongoing.

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@pit_the_panda

1 year

NFTs are not investments. Did I catch your eye? They aren’t securities either. No, I’m not trying to fud your bags. Rich people have been trading and flipping art for cash since time immemorial and I think NFTs have brought that to the masses.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

Bad news: I was doing spot checks of some of the raccoons and the rendering script missed some things. Like a Denim Vest would be labeled, but the dude would be naked. This is happening enough going to burn the set down and start over. Sorry all! Need to get it right. Debug time!

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

Y'all track price floors and shit like you're planning to exit the market every 2 days. If NFTs are analogous to any investment(and they are not investments, let me be clear), they would be analogous to index funds. Buy and hold baby. It's about the long term community and IP.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

Very soon, @MagicEden will be moving the @DegenTrashPanda collection out of the @DegenApeAcademy category page and into its own category called "Degen Trash Pandas."

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

I am the next bull run and you don’t even realize it yet

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

We have end to end Boots working. 🥳

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

If your only defense for ETH left is that the art there is better, boy you have bigger problems than NFTs. It is easy af for an artist to switch chains and once all the artists you consider "better" move to Solana, what will you do with your ETH bags then?

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

So @Sea_Eoh called me in to the office today and told me that because I haven't been fudding lately that I was getting a raise and a promotion. I went straight to Men's Wearhouse.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

I am pleased to announce that the first ever fully-entangled collection is live at . You can now switch your trash panda for a holiday panda and back again at any time! First swap costs 0.5SOL, free after that, even if you sell the NFT to someone else.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

Next month's game, coming soon, called Trash Trap. 1. There will be a candy machine that spits out a limited number of some collection of trash items that @monoliff will build for me.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

I demand that you take two of each type of Panda and build a giant ship and place them on the ship, for I am besotted with the sinners of this world and will bring a torrential downpour upon them that washes away the wicked.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

I think, therefore, I scavenge for trash.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

I found this in the trash (nipples)

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

But why? They said. Because I can, I said.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

Ask yourself to what extent I am psychotic enough to add issues to create a constrained supply for a limited duration and drive up excitement vs I am just incompetent

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

People spend way too much time fantasizing about new technology. We forget about the children we used to be. I'm guilty more than most. Let's harken back for a moment to what we lost. I'm totally ripping this thing off the plaque and vrooming it.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

I think it’s probably clear to everybody now but if you’re going to be sticking around these parts you probably should own at least one @DegenApeAcademy for the culture.

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@pit_the_panda

7 months

I've been silent for the past few weeks. There is a reason. We've thrown out the old plan because we've made a better one. Maybe some see where it's going. Perhaps others are stuck in the past. My advice: 👀 and 🕒 and ⛏️. The Degeniverse Rises Together. ✊

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

So after operational and contractor expenses we made about 220k. At our burn rate of 50k per month, and our present runway of maybe six weeks, we now should have about six months! Once we hire one more dev, this should maybe decrease to 4.5. Worth it. Thanks!

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

Steady lads, only so many of us can jump ship to other chains when the going gets tough

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

Tired of this distinction of what is blue chip and what isn’t. It’s kind of stupid. It really boils down to evaluating projects by their market cap which completely misses the point of the project.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

Pin this tweet. Don't say I didn't warn you. I'm putting out like seven different kinds of smoke.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

Okay, all the pandas are now zero royalties. If you check their mint addresses on Solana Explorer you will see this. The Arweave files still have the original royalties, but proper marketplaces like @MagicEden know to use what's on Solana's chain, not what's stored on AR.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

The Imperium of Rain DAO is funded.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

I feel the tides of the ecosystem shifting in our favor, Pandas. Get ready. The old ways will fall.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

For those of you who dislike your new hearts. Just remember, you bought into a game, built on a future protocol that will be integrated into wallets.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Degeniverse home this year.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

Yey

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

We heard you - we are closing the mint for a few weeks until a more robust anti-botting system is produced. Looking at you, @metaplex . This seems to be the community consensus, so I’ve got to respect that. I’m going to go drink some scotch.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

Breeding and staking NFTs is kind of stupid. I've never found it very fun, or engaging, and I think ultimately both will disappear. I'm not sure what a better alternative is, but locking your NFT in a box in the hope of getting another NFT, or some ponzi token, is not the future.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

It gets hard being better than everybody else so often. Going to have to do it again today. Here we go.

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

Look at the plus side, everybody. I doubled my follower count in 48 hours.

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

I’d like to welcome @numisman31 to the @DegenTrashPanda team. He did great work on the Dumpster drop and will be joining us full time. His first order of business is the Dumpster Redemption flow. Let’s give him a warm trashy welcome!

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@pit_the_panda

2 years

I think pandas look cooler than apes sorry

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@pit_the_panda

8 months

Hey @monoliff , while you are working on that super-relevant custom, did you know that an ape anus can stretch up to 7 inches? A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches, meaning you can take almost two of us in your ass before you're done that custom. 👇😘🤏

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@pit_the_panda

3 years

Alright. Fun's over. There are roughly a bit under 2000 rugs in circulation. Black: 660ish Blue: 660ish Green: 330ish Purple: 160ish Red: 85ish Gold: 60ish Enjoy being rugged, you degenerates!

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