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@piq9117

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haskell @ scarf CEO @htmx_org

Ur mom's basement
Joined September 2014
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Don't forget! When you get into your new job, rebase-squash the codebase into 1 commit with the message "Legacy code"
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kid: are u my dad who left for cigarettes 20 years ago? dad: not cigarettes. we had to ship internet explorer.
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@weirddalle yeah. they can just be "real good friends"
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@xgigglypuff i call bullshit on the three degrees claim.
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The amount of CS grads who don't even know how to roll a joint is astounding
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The amount of CS grads who don't even know how to create a React app is astounding.
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arch users celebrate.
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Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist
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@TurkishArc bro looks like a dentist who had an appointment with a patient before going to the olympics
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@NoMansSky sean, we dont mind paying for a DLC!
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When the alert says "1 minute before standup"
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@zoom_us @colinmadland I think you just got to the bottom of it. Hire black people!
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@vercel @madeonverse chatgpt, generate seo keywords and jumble them up with technical words.
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@luciascarlet yall doing wat?!
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Avi Schiffmann, creator of the Friend necklace, says that the device is "like God" because of its omnipresence and superintelligence and this will only become more evident as AI models become sentient
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@VaushV Me: Mom we should go to a four seasons! Mom: We have a four seasons at home. The four seasons at home
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@ScyneWaive am i the only getting the subliminal message that we should eat the rich?
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functional programmers be like
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Very strong opening to a math video. Ok, you have my attention.
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do yall download all the docker images before heading to a coffee shop? and just hope u wont have to download more images? i tried this and i had such a hard time pulling just a couple of images. i cant imagine using unstable nixpkgs
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What stops you from working 4 hours straight in a coffee shop?
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if your programmer doesnt wear thigh high socks🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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If your backend engineer uses an iPhone 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@JamesRehwald at least the background music is a banger
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@legit_scumbag she can fix me
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@DudespostingWs thats a good stick
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left my rabbit r1 in the car and someone broke my window just to leave another one! gahdamnit!
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@Matt_Pinner hell yeah! looks like hes having fun and not hurting anybody.
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huh. wall flip is actually not that hard
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neovim, btw
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@OrdinaryGamers what kinda anime is bro watching?
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when arch and rust programmers hangout
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I present: $2k lunch
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I present: $113.77 of groceries
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@nixcraft ask about how strictly they enforce sexual harrasment policies
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@ElijahSchaffer bruh. when she put on the fan. lmao
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if were not pair programming like this what are we even doing
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LETS SEIZE THE DAY!
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@weirddalle she can fix me
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* standup * me: Still on the same task, my only blocker is my incompetence.
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@justalexoki it runs on deez nuts!
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use rebase! i hate seeing commits being used as a log. I dont care if you formatted at some point or made a mistake. I wanna know why were these files changed!
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Irrational fear of rebasing has put the whole industry back for at least 10 years. I blame GitHub and the fact that no one at GitHub understood how rebasing works and it somehow became the most popular code platform
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Onedark is my favorite theme
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The most important question you can ask a dev… what theme are you using?
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@captpress He better keep his word lmao!
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@kumivenarts More like the Babadick
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Did tech twitter already forget about this?
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@villaincrab this actually goes hard.
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While . @ThePrimeagen is out on vacation, lets say something nice about him so he comesback to a nice surprise. Prime is the greatest vscode user I know!
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if it only it was written in Rust there wouldnt be a security incident... coz rust programs have no users
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@leonsilicon i dont think anyone can compete against this
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@Goubtube @absurdistwords Part of what you monetized from this video needs to go to that man who lost his lunch
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arch btw
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There are regulars here. 5 DOLLARS A MONTH. How do you have hours of time to watch me and not 5 DOLLARS. I don't know what are you doing with your life where you have hours of time to watch twitch and not 5 DOLLARS to provide for the content you're watching?
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wow this version of vscode is really snappy. Thank you to the @code team
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@Dexerto nah. let that shit stick forever.
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NSFW
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Haskellers, other programmers keep telling me to build a product? What does this mean? We got sums and products. Is this the same?
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"Is HTMX a meme or something you can use for prod?"
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@ThatDudeTaco i think i did pretty good
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this dude is convinced this will replace all of u smelly nerds.
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@yoheinakajima ceiling is being raised. cursor's copilot helped us write "superhuman code" for a critical feature. We can read this code, but VERY few engineers out there could write it from scratch. Took lots of convincing too. "come on, this must be possible, try harder". and obviously- done
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@plutoniummm_ done by jia tan.
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. @ThePrimeagen really leaning into this full time streamer thing. Even started a medication merch
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theyre not even programmers.
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Let that sink in !
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@evoli damn. smeared the doc to do some grifting
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Hey yall! Today is my last day at my current job and I'm officially starting the search for my next engineering role. I'm a SWE with ~5yrs experience in full stack web development. My toolkit contains Haskell, typescript, and sql. I need your help! My next team might be in ur TL
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@sudobunni i just wanna defend myself by saying that it wasn't my idea to write "batman" for commits without parents.
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"Games should not optimize for hardcore players. Instead, consider people who have a couple of hours a day to play games coz hardcore players are cucks and will play the game no matter what" - Asmongold
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Haskell, we need some drama! All these other communities taking the spotlight.
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@GunloverClub1 impossible! there are laws for this. they should tell them about those laws
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If you haven't seen oppenheimer, just be open minded. the sex scene between einstein and oppenheimer is necessary to make the story progress.
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Ladies and gentlemen, AGI 👏
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@SapioSiren i ran this command and now i am free. i am free to live in the woods
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@heathercmiller He’s assimilating nicely
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I know some people eat string cheese or kitkat weird. My roommate eats peanut butter like this. Is this normal?
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"parser combinators are overkill, just use regex" same person writes this: /^[a-zA-Z0-9.!#$%&’*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+@[a-zA-Z0-9-]+(?:\.[a-zA-Z0-9-]+)*$/
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All this AI hype and it doesn't change the fact that there are 49million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos .
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remote work exposes too many middle managers that are unnecessary.
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Funtional programming languages
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@kyleshevlin merge squash the entire codebase with the commit message "Kyle's hardwork"
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@Morbidful just $1M? bruh. bankrupt that resort
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@ThePrimeagen I would choose english coz it's most "universal" language.
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Cloud certifications are the NFTs for devops
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@chimeracoder apparently blockchain is not source of truth
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reach out to your loved ones. you never know when they fall victim to ligma
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wow. u can see stockholm syndrome live in action with people writing 30 line long type definitions in TS
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