in my musical experience, if you have a record out with a single on it people like, they will start to call you by that song title. i’ve gotten “bed guy”, “ollie north riff guy” and now “waffle house guy”. first single for LP3 will be called “cool handsome nice original”. got em
new (old) album “knock yourself out” coming out august 28th on
@smartpunkrecords
. music video for waffle house/pre order link in bio. take a listen/watch and lmk what you think. thanks love u 🖤
I rarely get political but I am coming forward to urge everyone to vote for Bernie Sanders. I do a really great Bernie Sanders impression and in 2020 I really think it would benefit the current climate if I was able to do that more often. Thank you.
dropping a three year old record tomorrow. excited to have it properly out in the world. massive shout out to
@ianfarmerdoe
. without him pushing/believing in me it wouldn’t have been possible.
exclusive album stream up at
@floodmagazine
. i rip apart my album track by track so you don’t have to. big thanks to
@dniellechelosky
for the kind words!
🚨 ATTN WEST COAST/MIDWEST/THE SOUTH 🚨
PHONY WILL BE PERFORMING IN A CITY NEAR YOU THIS SPRING. We haven’t played or been to a lot of these places before and we honestly can’t wait.
so there’s this thousand dollar riddler costume from the film batman forever on the internet that looks super legit.
i did the math and if i’m the riddler every year for halloween for the rest of my life this could actually be a really great investment for me.
happy friday everyone. a few things: i moved to los angeles a week ago and am loving it. i’ve seen four dolphins this week so what does that tell ya? got a merch drop on monday so look our for that. hoodie, shot glass and record bundle! wow. anyway, hope your day is great.
One time a drunk kid in an alex g shirt told me why he didn’t like my music. I would like to personally go on record and say fuck that kid I don’t like your music whether it exists or not
@JoyceManor
dude i know you don’t like this record but it’s so special to me based on the time in my life which happens with a lot of stuff obviously but it’s still my favorite and you rock
if you’re moving from the east coast to the west coast, expect your best friends to call you “hollywood” and to tell you to “take ya freakin surfboard and get the hell outta here”
i do this thing where i watch tv and check my phone, miss something i wanted to hear on the tv, rewind the show and once i press play i get right back on my phone and miss it again
new song “great white” out now via along with new “summer vibe” drop in the shop! all items are preorder only and will not be reprinted. limited time, unlimited joy! love, phony
i sent my mom a new song and she said it was “un-fucking-believable”
my mom goes to church every sunday and rarely says fuck so that’s a pretty good sign