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Toaster Philp

@philp83

3 years

I once made my dad walk up and down the garden to raise cash and form a charity so I could take a £100k salary.

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2 years

Hola!! Very burnt and very red!! Staying out the sun today and sticking to soft drinks. Genuinely thought I was going to die this morning

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10 months

@fesshole Giving your mate an extra £5 to deal with all the admin and convenience is a bargain

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2 years

Beef on the TL x

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2 months

If you want a laugh, my little boy, Ben, drew me a picture of a horse today

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3 months

@theawayfans @Browski_uk This seems like abuse of someone who has learning disabilities

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8 months

@Pu55yman_Dan I won't be there, Dan, but those rules are setting you up for a fantastic day out

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3 years

When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again

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3 years

Tired tweet format

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3 months

@ScottishRidire @Wolves Disgusting tweet.

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11 months

@Pu55yman_Dan Fighting against the patriarchy, Dan. I know Capt Tom and the Sycamore tree are so proud of you x

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2 years

NGL my little garden looks even more lovely now it's a bit darker. And yes I'm posting a too many pics but I don't care. Im a happy bunny.

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1 month

@fesshole I do. Can't piss unless my balls are out. It's a package deal.

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21 days

@Ginger_Tucci Oh my word! Get a blue tick and earn some dollar of these rage bait posts!

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4 years

@DeathOfGeese @Hawkleton @SiobhanFenton embarrasing mate... @Imagineyourdad

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2 months

Clive Myrie has gone to the Proms dressed as Mighty Mouse #proms

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2 years

Cleavage for the boys!!

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11 months

@fesshole I always get my balls out. It’s a package deal. You get one, you get the other.

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@philp83

6 years

@JimMFelton @furiouspigeon Is that first one a real headline??

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5 years

@SYFR The real question is, who is this?? 😍😘

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2 years

As #premium as my content is, this is not worth nearly 3k likes.

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8 years

@PoliticalPencil @EmmaKennedy was Jo Cox's husband political collateral too?

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2 months

@andoh_adjoa @DrJJE Yaaasss Lady Danbury!

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2 years

Erm… Jesus?

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2 years

@anon_opin 5-3-3 all the way baby!

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@philp83

5 years

@SellingAMirror she took the photo with her mind!

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2 months

Charged with handling swollen goods

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2 months

Wandsworth prison officer Linda De Sousa Abreu is due to appear in court today charged with misconduct after she was allegedly filmed having sex with an inmate. Linda, 30, was arrested on Friday after the clip was shared on social media.

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@NiallHarbison You're genuinely a being of light.

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2 years

@TheJaneMcDonald @MagicTorch82 Thank you for the clarification Jane xx

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2 months

Lads at the pub!

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2 months

My lovely Ben

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4 months

The best boy! (Ben).

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@philp83

2 years

Hello lads

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4 months

@JohnnyMercerUK @TomTugendhat It was your govt that brought in the unnecessary rules around voter ID. Grow up.

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2 years

Im here.

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@philp83

12 years

Totally amazing! Earth jupiter and venus as seen from Mars!! http://t.co/IstHOAnK”

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2 months

Being attcked

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@philp83

5 years

@andyparmo @WelshGasDoc @annaturley I missed it. Is there a clip?

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@philp83

2 years

Cheers lads

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@philp83

3 years

@Botanygeek @Bristolvor imagine trying to get someone fired over gardening advice

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3 years

@_Neekhil_ This. Treasure trail

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2 years

It’s my birthday, send me nudes!

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2 years

4am here and I’m wide awake.

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2 years

@RevRichardColes

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@philp83

3 months

LET THE PUPPY SPAM COMMENCE! Tired out after his busy morning

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9 months

@Pu55yman_Dan You’re right to be in the photo, Dan. Your tireless campaigning for women’s footballs is praiseworthy indeed

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@philp83

3 months

My pick up time for Ben has been confirmed. Picking him up at 8am on 17th!!

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2 months

Look how much he's grown!

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6 months

The queen ran a tight shop. She wouldn't have allowed all this #fakekate nonsense

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2 years

On the underground !!

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6 years

When the inventor of the USB stick dies they’ll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.

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@philp83

10 months

@Pu55yman_Dan Great content. No holds barred when it comes to dropping truth bombs

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3 months

This 5.3kg little man has severely tested my mental fortitude this last week.

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1 year

@fesshole How bad at sex are you?

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5 years

@ChrisGPackham We absolutely need to be wiped out.

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2 months

The best boy

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3 months

This was declined as a profile Pic on a dating site :(

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5 months

@andy4wm @south_staffs Andy, I appreciate what they did was entirely wrong, but it was a rubbish pub in a rubbish location

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2 years

@holland_tom I love that film. They should have made sequels

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2 months

Having a rest after a busy morning sniffing

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@philp83

8 years

@andrealeadsom @thetimes @RSylvesterTimes gutter politician more like, Andrea. I can't believe a backwards looking person could be PM.

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@philp83

4 years

An obese turtle! LOL

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3 months

He thought the cuddly toy was a real dog and wanted to play 😍😍

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2 months

FYI Ben 12 weeks old today

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2 years

Balcony Shirts

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2 years

A message about the shop. X

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5 years

@pulte You're a millionaire. You pay for it.

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2 months

Look how much he’s grown in 3weeks #ben

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9 months

@fesshole My mate bought his wife a karcher window condensation hoover thing. lol

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2 months

We went to the pub earlier. #lads #boozehounds #bestbuds

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2 months

Another day, another pub

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2 years

@TheVikingDane This is ridiculous poll. OF COURSE YOU PUT VINEGAR ON CHIPS

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@philp83

1 year

Getting some rays

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@philp83

4 months

@anon_opin Oh brother... Another American demanding people pay extra on the bill

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3 months

Just over 2 weeks to go! BEN!

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1 year

Yo

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5 years

Lol

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@philp83

3 years

@ArsieKimber @LozzaFox We aren’t just gay at home. Sometimes we want to go on dates and hold hands with partners. We should be able to do that without fear of being beaten up or abuse.

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2 months

Being a good boy in the airconditioned pub

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9 months

@NicolaSillyBum Fucking hell

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1 year

Party ready!

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2 months

Little man in the pub

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5 years

@UniverCurious @godnojoe Isn't that just bathroom glass?

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2 years

New series of Chicago Party Aunt coming soon!!

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2 years

Sunshine!

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@philp83

5 years

@MittenDAmour @Yeloop You asked a question, with minimal effort I found an answer.

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Toaster Philp

@philp83

28 days

Why has someone poo'd on Katie Price?

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2 months

Yes lads!

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@philp83

3 months

Not with mum

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9 months

Awkward Xmas market pic

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3 months

What a stunner. And shortly after these were taken Pepper walked in, meowed loudly in his face (a nice meow, no a fighting /scared one, and then walked off. No hissing, no bushy tail. Lovely progress.