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@phillytoy

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Probably tweeting about Public Transit. 🏳️‍🌈| libra | pug enthusiast | Democrat | public transit fanboy & @septa apologist | husband to Alex 👬🏻

Philly Metro Area
Joined January 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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2 years
Gaycation prep is going well.
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2 years
Absolutely the face of a homosexual who wants to be somewhere warm with sand. 😭
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2 years
Building my brand as a shirtless thot.
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2 years
“I saw [another twitter gay] wearing [the Manstoren pink trunk] so I bought [the man store pink trunk]” Thanks for the recommendation, @TheBotanyWitch !
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10 months
It’s giving paradise.
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10 months
we made it to Island House!
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2 years
Found my light.
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19 days
Did I stop to take a photo while changing into my Stonewall shirt for trivia in a local gay bar? Yes, yes I did. Knock’s new bathroom lighting kinda serves.
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1 year
36.
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3 months
Vibes are on point. Twitter gays plz don’t sleep on Key West.
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5 months
Week 1 progress pic bc maybe accountability will focus me idk
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1 year
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5 months
We vibing.
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@phillytoy
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3 years
Just a photo of me looking entirely unhinged whilst bowling.
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2 years
Come in. The water is just fine.
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6 months
Hello. It’s been a while.
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@phillytoy
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2 years
Any day I wake up next to him is a good day. 🥰
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6 months
Green
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4 months
I feel like absolute trash but the lighting served in this photo sooo
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2 years
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I think it's about time we all quote retweet with a photo of when we knew our bodies were hot this year
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5 months
Let’s go!!!
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quote this with ya fav pic of you in a bathing suit 👙 in honor of summer
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@phillytoy
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1 year
Finally back in action.
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@phillytoy
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2 years
Celebrating 10 years with my guy today. 🥰
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@phillytoy
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1 year
Wrapped up the beach today with this one.
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@phillytoy
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1 year
Once again showcasing this swimsuit recommended by @TheBotanyWitch
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2 months
Been busy up in here.
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11 months
Late start today I fear
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2 years
Tonight there was a sudden twitter gay convention on the third floor of Tabu.
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11 months
Full heart this morning thinking about last night. On next years list is a photo backdrop area tall enough for @talltbh
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11 months
Happy Holidays!
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11 months
Merry Christmas from me, my husband, and my forehead vein.
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1 year
Summertime feeling loading
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1 year
We need to talk about your TPS reports. Did you get the memo?
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2 years
I’m fully ready for this moment again this summer.
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1 year
Tonight was pretty great.
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1 year
Getting into my @nastypig leather phase.
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1 year
Maybe he did miss me idk
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11 months
This guy. ❤️
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9 months
Our trip to the Poconos is a group of 15 homosexuals and 1 ally. We are playing traitors over the course of the weekend. Two round tables per day with two eliminations per session. I was just banished despite being a faithful.
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2 years
Actual photo of @talltbh anxiously watching the half time show. @ClassicsFTW has a discerning eye.
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1 year
Hanging an 8x10 of this on my wall. ⁦ @talltbh
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2 years
Gaycation prep began this week and it’s grueling.
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4 months
One of my classmates died today. I graduated HS with 88 people in a town of 2600 people. She was a trans woman and the first person in my class to come out, at the time as gay. She made it easier for me. It was a reminder of the burden that trans folks shoulder for all of us.
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2 years
Husband, in the background, mocking me taking a selfie. “Omg yes let’s do a fun one!”
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2 years
It’s my balloon day!
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5 months
Everyone, please take a moment to celebrate my pug who, independently, without prompting, took this moment to bury himself among pride flags.
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11 months
Available to entertain at all your holiday parties. Message for rates.
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1 year
Yesterday some twink on the kickball field called out my thinning crown and now he’s on my list.
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11 months
I love her.
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2 years
Celebrating progress today! 🎉
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1 year
Growing up, my mom always talked about the importance of voting. Today I continue the tradition with my children.
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1 year
I came out of the closet 17 years ago today so I’m celebrating the only way I know how.
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2 years
Deciding if my swimsuit is too conservative for a gay pool outing.
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2 years
I’m a week in and still digging the vibe.
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1 year
Repped my roots, or lack thereof, in the parade today.
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2 years
I’m fine. This is fine. Everything is fine. Omg get me back to Philly.
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1 year
A selfie at a train station? Exactly as likely as you would think.
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3 years
petition to shut down car traffic on 13th street again.
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1 year
Feeling like I’m going to be where I want to be for my late July vacation. 😜
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10 months
“I’m drunk and crying about Jason Kelce retiring in a key west restaurant.” “I’m going to need you to take all of those feelings and pull them in.” - my husband.
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2 years
It’s @talltbh ’s birthday!!!
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1 year
Enjoying my morning coffee from my new gift from @MrStorm and & @kurtwellness . It’s nice to be seen for my love of transit systems. <3
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2 years
This swimsuit is by no means a reflection of my actual neurotic personality.
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1 year
This volleyball season brought to you by my left arm.
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Made the news tonight and was given a platform to complain about the lack of budget transparency with SEPTA. Particularly the outsourcing of the development of that parking app. SMH.
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2 years
Reviewing photos from my holiday party last year and thinking about how I lost like a shirt button an hour throughout the night. Looking forward to repeating that tomorrow.
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1 year
My boys. ❤️ Not pictured - the other one who’s being insufferable about her dinner time.
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2 years
Getting cruised at the gym of the catholic university I work for? More likely than you think.
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Quite the recreation last night @talltbh
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2 years
doing a thing today. Wish me luck!
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2 years
It’s Monday after Outfest plz send snacks and Tylenol
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1 month
BALLOON DAY 🎉🎉🎉
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2 years
Sometimes people leave you, halfway through the wood. Do not let it grieve you, no one leaves for good. ♥️
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1 year
This was incredible. Baby’s first cheesecake.
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2 years
The way I don’t want to work today.
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2 years
I love him so much
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2 years
This is the most sober that I will be all evening. 🎉🎉🎉
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2 years
We … can’t today.
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1 year
This guy.
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2 years
He loves me.
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3 years
February made some points. Satisfied and happy with the progress this year has brought so far.
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2 years
You ever just listen to a song a couple or 75 times for comfort?
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Beerlympics 2023
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Getting my pre-WFH morning walk in looks the suburban dad I am.
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