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@pessimeri

1 year

malandi man, dakila pa rin.

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deserve ko ng hardfuck pag natapos ko lahat ng school works ko ‼️‼️‼️‼️

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mark lee pati ako naaapektuhan na sa mixed signals na binibigay mo kay haechan. ayaw samahan sa busan pero magtatampo kapag di nag-labyu sayo ung tao....... magkiss na lang kaya kayo

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manifestation works! kemshshshwwjwjw

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deserve ko ng hardfuck pag natapos ko lahat ng school works ko ‼️‼️‼️‼️

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guys gusto ko na magmomol. kapagod 'tong week na 'to. cnu rel8 jn 😅😅😅

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lilienne and riguel 🫶

lyn ♡ 🐯ྀི 🐻ྀི

@markyourhaert

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🐻 👀 🫧 🐯 👀 🐻

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will never lose butterflies over uriel's 'ang ganda mo.' 😩🥹

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10 months

😋😋😋😋😋

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8 months

its just a vape y r yall so pressed 😭 ako nga marlboro pa 😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

ang dakilang slut, — cc: — main:

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BON APPÉTIT 🔞 | #jisung x oc (leigh) "oo, ma. ang bango at ang sarap ng hinanda ni ate leigh eh.

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7 months

galit na galit kayo kay carmina buti na lang di sikat si mama

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#friendpremium

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love this

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11 months

routine na yata nila 'to every concert 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

risa ⛆ 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐡🦋

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11 months

huh… mahae still do this thing where they just look at each other for a long time, small smiles, wide eyes and small nods like they’re telepathically communicating ???

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shut up college. istorbo ka sa lahat ng gusto kong gawin.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🔞 | #jisung x oc (leigh) [bon appetit pt. 4] "now, tell me how i can make it up to you?"

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MIAM 🔞 | #jisung x oc (leigh) [bon appetit pt. 2] "how's your week, ate leigh?"

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sana alam niyong tanggap ko lang ang gento kapag nct na ang sumayaw

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GIRL MEAL 🔞 | #jisung x oc (leigh) [bon appetit pt. 3] "you're my woman, you can take it."

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wish i was a pillow | 🔞 a #jeno x oc au, "how's my new thong?"

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HAIR TIE 🔞 | #haechan x oc (dale) "you know what… you should practice not rolling your eyes on me. if i catch you doing it again, i'm gonna make those roll for a different reason."

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vape tricks | 🔞 a filo #jaehyun x oc au, "you're a fast learner, i see."

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5 months

no renjun and now no ttf....... bro imma kms

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LONDON I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, I LOST MY QUEEN TOO 💔‼️

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kai x oc it is

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GIRL MEAL 🔞 | #jisung x oc (leigh) [bon appetit pt. 3] "you're my woman, you can take it."

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serbesa | 🔞 "pwede mo naman akong murahin... basta hinihingal ka." a filo #markhyuck au where for hàechan, the unseen part of the campus is just a place to do prohibited things— not until màrk changes how he remembers sturdy creaking table and an abandoned classroom.

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wait lng sa next lapag. patapusin muna natin may mga regla (???)

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hi!

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2 years

wrong pick-up | 🔞 "let's make your first time a memorable one." a filo #nomin au where jéno picks up the wrong person to be his one night stand. meanwhile, jæmin gets in on the wrong grab driver and soon let him fvck him 'til his last drop.

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sorbetes | 🔞 "come on. ang alat mo naman." a filo #markhyuck au where after seeing the unseen parts of the campus, what else could be waiting more for hâëchan at märk's house?

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raptor | 🔞 a filo #nomin au, "we have to be fast, they'll come here to find me at any moment."

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trust fall | 🔞 a filo #johnny x oc au, "'wag kang malikot."

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humanda na kayo

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9 months

can yall stop saying alonzo muhlach looks like mark???? yall should go to eo

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EXPLORE 🔞 | #haechan x oc (dale) [hair tie pt. 2] "easy there... wala pa."

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cookies | 🔞 a filo #markhyuck au, "i'll eat all of it, i swear."

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refrigerator light 🔞 | #jaehyun x oc (bree) "may first kiss ka na ba?"

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wrong pick-up | 🔞 "let's make your first time a memorable one." a filo #nomin au where jéno picks up the wrong person to be his one night stand. meanwhile, jæmin gets in on the wrong grab driver and soon let him fvck him 'til his last drop.

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sperm analysis | 🔞 [part 2] a filo #yuta x oc au, "just tell me if it's safe for you to carry my baby."

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peace offering | 🔞 "look at my eyes when you insert it." a filo #noren au where rénjun and jéno are having misunderstandings for days. what will happen if they get picked to a game and jéno decides to do it in his room and give his peace offering to rénjun?

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eto ka 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 ginigigil mo 'ko eh

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9 months

pake ko sa spotify wrapped mo? ako ang i-wrap mo sa arms mo.

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exclusive | 🔞 a filo #nomin au, "anong gusto mong una nating gawin?"

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and if marksung do the QC girls challenge im done

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9 months

miss ko na jowa ko (mark lee)

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handcuffs are for the sex | 🔞 "you're under arrest for being a bad girl." a filo #markhyuck au where hæchan met a cop that handcuffed him not because he violated a law, but for a reason that he's willing to be arrested for.

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april boy 😭😭😭😭

Kpop Charts

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April Boy Group Brand Reputation Ranking: 1. SEVENTEEN 2. NCT 3. THE BOYZ 4. TWS 5. BTS 6. Stray Kids 7. Super Junior 8. EXO 9. SHINee 10. ASTRO 11. ENHYPEN 12. ZEROBASEONE 13. RIIZE 14. TXT 15. TREASURE 16. BTOB 17. Monsta X 18. OMEGA X 19. ATEEZ 20. TVXQ 21. 2PM 22. INFINITE

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sperm analysis | 🔞 a filo #yuta x oc au, "good luck on your operation, doc. i'll be back in two days."

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mark kung single ka, ano pang hinihintay mo? ligawan mo na 'ko 😅😅😅😅

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sneaky | 🔞 "you missed your toy? then play with it…" a #johndo au where lust cannot be stopped— one night wasn't enough.

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chapstick | 🔞 "eh ubos na yung lip balm ko, 'di ba? ano bang pwedeng solusyon dito?" a filo #markno au where jéno asked his friend— márk, how to solve his dry lips. what mark's answer could be?

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kuya's here | 🔞 a filo #jaeren au, "i've locked the door right?"

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9 months

tang ina expired na lube ko??!? $$*":$&# ngayon ko lang napansin 😭

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6 months

who the fuck hates renjun? you're going to hell

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9 months

oo na may airport moment ang mahae pwede na ba 'kong mag-aral

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11 months

i mean why are you so obsessed with me

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surfing | 🔞 "i'm gonna teach you something else… are you interested?" a filo #jaeren au where jäehyun refuses to teach rënjun how to drive a speedboat— instead, he's gonna teach him how to do surfing properly.

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DUGOUT 🔞 | #jaehyun x oc (george) "that cute habit of yours might trigger my bad habit, you know that."

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isargo mo | 🔞 "you taste sweet considering you're a brat." a filo #jaeyong au where taëyong tried his best to 'win' the game but he got distracted by jaëhyun.

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special delivery | 🔞 a filo #chenji au, "so this is how it feels like..."

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ilichil come back to me please 😭

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work-related 'thing' 🔞 | #jaemin x oc (rae) “i thought you're here to work?"

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school project | 🔞 "ako, i'm enjoying my homecoming gift. ikaw… ginagalingan mo sa paggawa ng school project." a filo #markmin au where jäemin was left alone in his friend's house to do their school project and his friend's brother— märk is willing to help.

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tanginang pinas 'to???

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handcuffs are for the sex | 🔞 "you're under arrest for being a bad girl." a filo #markhyuck au where hæchan met a cop that handcuffed him not because he violated a law, but for a reason that he's willing to be arrested for.

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scrubs | 🔞 a filo #renyang au, "anong gusto?"

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how to wipe away his worries | 🔞 a filo #nomin au, "i'm gonna shoot you something else, is it okay with you?"

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2 hours | 🔞 "you're getting badder." a filo #jaeren au where renjún apologized to jæhyun in a 'different' way.

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mahae soonnn

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morning chill | nomin "throw your tantrums as long as you're doing it on top of me."

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surfing | 🔞 "i'm gonna teach you something else… are you interested?" a filo #jaeren au where jäehyun refuses to teach rënjun how to drive a speedboat— instead, he's gonna teach him how to do surfing properly.

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nanetong markyong 😭

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cum to japan | 🔞 "let's see first if this kitty bites." a filo #jaedo au where jäehyun thinks he did not pay enough to be with döyoung. little did he know, döyoung needs no payment to be with him.

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no hard feelings | 🔞 a #jaemin x oc rae au, "because i'm your friend. just a concerned friend.”

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11 months

i need time to cry the shit out because of 1989

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kamukha raw ni miko reyes si taeil 😭😭😭

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i hate you to the core @SMTOWNGLOBAL

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5 months

fucking hell they removed the neobong 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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#mark x oc (mave) 🔞 "ride me like you're in a race." all tags in link:

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11 months

i mean if they're not real, then what's happening.............

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mk is sulking. 🐯 : “it’s been 3 days” 🐻 : “what?” 🐯 : “nothing” 🐻 : “okay” 🐯 : “………….” 🐯 : “why you didnt do it for me?” 🐻 : “do what?” 🐯 : “the words that i needs to hear and you always said to me, everytime. why i didnt heard that till now?”

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