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Investoor

@persontradoor

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Passionate explorer of the uninteresting and unverifiable. Futures and Options trader. Recovering after 20 years in tech.

Washington, DC
Joined July 2009
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@persontradoor
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Bye Geno - You were the greatest friend I could ever ask for. RIP
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$NVDA down to levels not seen since Wednesday.
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@CL_fTrader @algoflows @hubermanlab The morning sunlight and wait for caffeine routine changed my sleep and thus life. It’s the best.
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@INArteCarloDoss “A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public
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6 months
@concodanomics Live shot of Ken Griffin this morning:
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2 years
@sweatystartup Having watched my friends and family members choose medicine while I went down a CS and multi startup lifestyle, they have much more time, as much purchasing power as me, and far more respect from the world.
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@TicTocTick In a few months you’ve made a huge difference in my life. I wouldn’t have believed it before but now I’m actually learning. Happy New Years 👑
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2 years
@Liathetrader @TradingThomas3 Umm zero chance. Powell wants the economy to crash and jobs to disappear. Zero Fs about the stonk market.
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2 years
Big thanks to @RealVision @RaoulGMI for the incredible deal on Real Vision All Access Pro. I’ve made many many multiples on their content and getting 50% off? Lol #freemoney So excited for what’s next @RealVision
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2 years
@ramahluwalia @cameron @BarrySilbert It’s amazing how a downturn shows the adults in the room.
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@persontradoor
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10 months
@buccocapital My goal in life is to be as tone deaf as Zuck
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@persontradoor
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1 year
@lord_fed @RetirementRight Nice Job Fed...One less scam online
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@persontradoor
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1 year
#FF I've become a full time trader the past 12 months and couldn't have done it without the following folks. Thank you for letting me find my true calling as a Furu Troll 🙏 @lord_fed @OrderflowES @AlessioUrban @algoflows @INArteCarloDoss @agnostoxxx @concodanomics
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@persontradoor
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10 months
A tamagotchi, a Shrub and a Ninja. Great start to Sunday
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Le Shrub🌳🔥🇺🇦
10 months
New Shrubstack! “Tamagotchi Yellen’s Cute QT Tease” 🤭 Special guest appearance by a 🥷 @concodanomics 🤭🤭
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A couple of friends have asked how I am managing trading full time and how/why it’s working (lots of scared friends in #tech ). My answer? This guy👇🏽. @lord_fed is neither a bull or bear, nor magic line drawer. Instead he’s just right and justifies his positions in advance.
@lord_fed
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1 year
It’s free and sent to you every morning. No reason not to sign up.
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$QQQ is up +0.90% This was the term structure we sent with our report The short end was showing a big spike in IV while the ATM IV was bullish. Subscribe to receive it for free with more than 10K traders
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@persontradoor
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8 months
Sometimes your life involves genius: #KiyomiSushi @MiamKitty @judahrhodie @lord_fed @chatdowntoearth @TexasOncologist Omakase tonight. just the start 😄😄😄
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@persontradoor
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GEX and DEX levels are incredible by these guys. Educational and immediately actionable insights. For FREE
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follow us to get ahead of the daily fuckery
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1 year
Fantastic mid-week read by @lord_fed . I can happily say I’ve learned to rotate quickly and be defensive with my port almost entirely because of Fed. If you haven’t subscribed, now is the time with Q4 nearly upon us.
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@persontradoor
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1 year
So I bot $X today on the basis that people are dumb and confuse it with BirdApp. It’s up 2%. Thanks #FinTwit #X #stonks
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2 years
@INArteCarloDoss The everything is “free” era is over. Paying for quality services is normal.
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@persontradoor
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8 months
After a great deal of consternation from my family and colleagues that I looked like a 27yo hippie/nomad and not enough like a 40yo tech exec I finally got a haircut. Told them, “I don’t wanna look cool make me look 40”. Confusion but I think success. Also back on the road
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2 years
@TicTocTick Love the Substack chat feature.
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5 months
Incredible evening of Italian food and wine at Fiola in DC @MiamKitty @judahrhodie @TexasOncologist Duck, Gnocchi, and Tuna pictured. Would definitely go back.
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@persontradoor
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1 year
Thankful for everyone here on #FinTwit . I’ve learned a ton this year, had a lot of fun and have been blocked by 29 furus. Hope everyone has a wonderful holiday and some quality time for their passions.
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@persontradoor
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5 months
Happy Memorial Day! Thank you to all the veterans who make our lives possible. A lil mix of Indian and American culture to celebrate. Quinoa Cowboy Caviar, Grilled Caesar Salad, Punjabi Chicken and a mixed Indian Cheeseburger. @MiamKitty @judahrhodie @TexasOncologist
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6 months
@jbulltard1 Sir this is a casino
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8 months
Successful day today exiting CL and some great SPX trades worked well so enjoying the evening. Nebbiolo is my favorite grape and of course love the Barolos. @MiamKitty @judahrhodie @TexasOncologist But for @chatdowntoearth added in the Rioja. 🥂 to the wonderful frens here
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8 months
@chatdowntoearth was very kind and sent some saffron to us with the incredible olive oil. Needless to say I now need to order much more. Saffron Rice and Chicken with some Guntur Chilis because our families are from Andhra. Turned out incredible. @MiamKitty @judahrhodie
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1 year
@agnostoxxx @BluthCapital My 6yo son saw the preview for Element in the Mario movie (excellent btw) and I asked if he wanted to see it. His response was No. These movies aren’t even made for kids, they’re written for woke parents.
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2 years
@TicTocTick 😂 you’re so damn on point on your levels the comedy is such a great add-on feature
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2 years
@agnostoxxx If they can somehow announce layoffs they’ll win the triple crown, Ai, layoffs, weak forward guidance
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5 months
@jbulltard1 It’s funny how much people get offended when you suggest that a stock isn’t worth ♾️. I didn’t know splits meant the company is now worth 25% more. 😂
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10 months
@INArteCarloDoss And now about to tax people who used to live in the state on their wealth! lololol
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8 months
Made some pasta tonight but kicked up the pasta sauce (Marcella Hazan recipe) with @ReneRedzepiNoma Noma Projects Beef Garum. Wow the depth it added on top of the Roma tomatoes is insane. Highly recommend buying some @MiamKitty @judahrhodie @TexasOncologist
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@persontradoor
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1 year
Weekly must read. I say this weekly, because it works. 12 months with Fed and I’m highly profitable and finding my own alpha. Highly encourage you to do the same!
@lord_fed
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All you need for the Week Ahead ⬇️
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@persontradoor
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11 months
Yesssssss. New Conks. Lunch and a great read 👇🏽
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new sub post up: Demystifying the U.S. Treasury Market a plumbing deep dive on the most systemically important market globally
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7 months
My buddy in Tampa has a wood burning oven, and his grocery store was closed so found some stuff in the fridge. Tandoori chicken, Punjabi lamb and a trinity based Gulf shrimp in some garam masala. @judahrhodie @MiamKitty @TexasOncologist
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8 months
@sweatystartup Thank you. The day I bot $1000 of ElonSperm Token I knew the world was now mine for the changing. Your acknowledgment means the world.
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@persontradoor
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9 months
Very touched by the couple people who reached out after my massive CL 🛢️loss. A 20 career in tech and I’m still amazed by the connective properties of the internet. Yes, I’m fine and learned some lessons in trading but needed to go touch grass for a couple of days.
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11 months
@eliant_capital DXY murdered. 🤝 Great Call
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2 years
@INArteCarloDoss The entire SPAC grift was something special to watch. A special time in our history. Now we watch @chamath and co tell us why this was everyone else’s fault.
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8 months
For getting out of NVDA😂😂 this morning I am rewarding myself @MiamKitty @judahrhodie @TexasOncologist @chatdowntoearth First some pre dinner wine with Mrs Investooor and then Omakase.
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@TicTocTick Salt Lake City.
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2 years
@profplum99 Lenovo X1. Totally impressed by it
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2 years
@ecommerceshares Our economy is now based on your ability to raise money for an asset and then flip said assset. Utility be damned.
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7 months
@INArteCarloDoss CIA has lost its touch. too heavy handed now. oh well.
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8 months
An Andhra snack full of heat. Mirchi Bajji - Deseeded the chilis or at least a little 🥵, stuffed with a mixture of Tamarind, Coconut and Peanuts, deep fried in a rice and cumin batter and served with a cilantro tamarind and lime sauce (not pictured) @judahrhodie
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@persontradoor
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Some highlights from a really solid sushi dinner in Houston. Some technical errors all the way through but quality of ingredients and service were top notch at Aya. Clients liked it so can’t be too upset 😂
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2 years
@ecommerceshares @MacroAlf Great write up Wasteland. Incredible stuff. #give credit.
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1 year
@ecommerceshares Sheryl Sandburg
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2 years
@ecommerceshares Trying to wrap my head around this. They’re betting that failed startups that burned through cash would be able to raise more money and thus save them? FFS
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2 years
@amazonholder1 @calleymeans Why do something practical when we can spend a fortune and use magic pharma products to do everything. Side effects are racist.
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@persontradoor
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5 months
Have been taking care of this little one for a while and it’s brought me a lot of joy, starting to get some dried out and dead branches for the artistic side of things now as well!
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@agnostoxxx If you stop drinking starbucks coffee you will be rich and retire much earlier. This is what I’ve been taught.
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8 months
@concodanomics All Data = NVDA ATH.
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1 year
Really enjoying the reports from @MenthorQpro & @AlessioUrban and co.
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2nd report is out, every morning 2 hours before the opening + weekend newsletter
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7 months
@INArteCarloDoss So excited for her to write about how hurt and damaged she is by this post. 🍿🍿🤣🤣
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8 months
My inner degen is a significantly better trader than my conscious self. Fought with futs yesterday and then said F it and bot OTM NVDA calls for today. Now ITM. 🤷🏾‍♂️. Anyways, GM this meme explains it well:
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@persontradoor
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1 year
Today starts an experiment I’ve always wanted to run: What am I capable of doing in this world? I turn 40 in 100 days. So I am going to challenge myself to be my best self for 100 straight days and figure out what I am made of. I’ll share here for accountability. #100To40
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Bond Auctions have been interesting days recently. So I got Omakase instead. @INArteCarloDoss @MiamKitty @judahrhodie
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My morning challenge. I bot a metric ton of SMCI calls a few weeks back, hoping/ expecting S&P inclusion. Now I stare at the clock waiting for open to exit a lot. Realized Profits > Paper Gainz
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7 months
Combo cultural food tonight at the house with the fam (aka what i found at home 😂) Indian style Chilean Sea Bass, some tomato carrot chutney/salsa combo and Broccolini over farro. @judahrhodie @MiamKitty @TexasOncologist
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@MiamKitty @judahrhodie Did some damage at Bern’s Steakhouse. The 1970 Barolo was surprisingly more fruity and young than expected.
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@Super70sSports Antonio Brown says hi
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1 year
#SPX is going to 3000 by the end of Q3. $QQQ will fall by 50% and not much anyone can do about it. #Stonks are prime for puts. Ive seen the GEX, DEX gamma flow vanna and all the other #Greeks . 20 years of trading and the best setup I’ve ever seen for a short.
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1 year
@PomskyCap @INArteCarloDoss Alf is plagiarizing Zelinsky’s outfits now? Does this man have any limits?
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11 months
Merry Christmas Fin Twit Fam! Hope everyone enjoys the downtime with friends and family!! I’ve started the holiday season with my favorite XMas sweater!
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@WTOPtraffic
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VEHICLE FIRE temporarily blocks ALL LANES on the SB G/W PKWY! Listen to the latest traffic info @WTOPtraffic to find out where!
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@AlessioUrban Mood after reading report.
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@ramahluwalia Somebody should tell the @OpenAI board CZ is available for CEO.
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2 years
@avi_eisen 😂you’re essentially providing risk management and software testing for the entire space. Love it and thank you.
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1 year
Day 1 Summary: Got 7 miles of walking done, a full body workout. ✔️ Spent 2 hours reading/learning about Volatility ✔️ Studied Continuous Manufacturing ✔️ Meditated ✔️ Spent time with family ✔️ Had @WHOOP recovery in Green ✔️ #100To40 Excited for today!!!
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2 years
@ChiefPowr @zerohedge He moves the market so much you almost have to be excited if you’re a degenerate in this casino 😂
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@sairarahman $SOGU Stonks Only Go Up
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1 year
@INArteCarloDoss Lmao. You’re a clear communicator if you’re a dove. You’re not if you’re a hawk. Woke financial media should be classified as comedy
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1 year
@agnostoxxx $Dis can fall another 20% on bad ideas. Call Iger.
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2 years
@KoroushAK @cobie What a mess. The reality of crypto is you can’t trust anyone in this space. It’s legitimately the best and worst of Web1-Web2.
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6 months
Some of my absolute favorites to listen and learn from. You don't have to agree with everything being said, but the depth of knowledge is incredible
@kofinas
Demetri Kofinas
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I’m joined in this @HiddenForcesPod by @PauloMacro and @agnostoxxx to discuss their investment frameworks and expectations about interest rates, inflation, credit rationing, the Chinese Yuan, and much more. In the second hour ... 1/3
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@AlessioUrban Careful the Furu Simp army would rather lose money than see their religious leaders get called out.
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If you gamble and want advice, there is no one better than ACL. Pays for itself almost instantly.
@TheRealMrACL
GetACLSports.com®--Sports Investor
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March is here guys. Let’s Get This Money 🏀 Middle Tennessee St +5.5 Outright Underdog Winner
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7 months
Another day another CL win. From a giant disaster to by far my favorite product to trade.
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8 months
My Humble and thus worthless opinion. When the meme alt coins run, we hit top. Always. They’re the last asset class to run. If you find yourself buying ElonSperm, CumRocket or the like, best pair them with some index puts.
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8 months
@MiamKitty Very simple but delicious. Brown the chicken to get crispy skin, remove from pan, add butter, onions, garlic, cook to soft. Add washed Basmati rice, toast then chicken stock, white wine. Add Saffron and Guntur Chilis, get to boil, place chicken back in and finish in Oven at 450
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1 year
@SuperLuckeee This is exactly what you need to do to lose the remaining 1000 in your account. Follow the advice, blow up and when you have more money join my stack and I’ll be happy to show how to lose more.
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1 year
Happy Deepavali! Some sage advice for the auspicious day.
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@BlowOffTopLULZ Only 3300? I’m unsubscribing. You used to provide real alpha.
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7 months
Fraud as a service. FaaS. Wen IPO?
Couldn’t pay me to do this for any amount 😭
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CL 84.90 to 86.1 so took a proper lunch @judahrhodie
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SPX 5k Today. Embrace it, don’t fight it.
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7 months
lol. Shock level 0.
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10 months
If your resolution is to make more money in 2024, then sign up 👇🏽
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2 years
@INArteCarloDoss It’s twitter we love to run to run to immediate judgement.
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8 months
@agnostoxxx Still time for CumToken4PepeRetards. Heard it’s gonna run. great white paper
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6 months
This week we’ve learned: Hot PPI so stonks went up Cool CPI so stonks went up @TheRoaringKitty memes so meme stonks went up Can’t wait for Thursday!
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1 year
#MyTwitterAnniversary 14 years with so few followers and so many blocks!!!! What a life of trolling and useless bullshit and utter nonsense I’ve lived. Proud is the wrong word. What’s the adjective to describe this?????
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