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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

helo it is I pengie and I write things 🐧📚📚 AO3: CARRD:

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pengie 🐧

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4 years

the Four Calamities

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6 years

imagine ur otp

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@pengiesama

2 years

if you were curious about how much Hua Cheng spent on lanterns in order to help dianxia flex on the haters at the Mid-Autumn Festival, I braved my aversion to math to shed light on the answer [THREAD] CW: math, speculation based on something that's probably just hyperbole

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3 years

father of the year 2021

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3 months

pictured: Hua Cheng trying to convince his mother-in-law that he'll have his precious egg back before curfew, and Xie Lian being crushed under the weight of expectations+guoshi's ass (I requested this work of art from @roothiegoosie b/c Mei Nianqing needs an animal persona)

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1 year

now that the mdzs5 cover reveal happened I can show you what happens to the thickness of the book when wangxian start partaking in marital activities

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@pengiesama

3 years

now that daddy's come home, here's a FUN FACT about his nickname for Xie Lian!!!

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@pengiesama

2 months

drama in the Mount Tonglu group DM

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@pengiesama

2 years

in a world where everyone insists hua cheng has no ass... One doll company dares to speak the truth

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@pengiesama

3 years

knock knock, today's the day

pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

six days remain, hopefully the NYT Best Sellers list has been keeping some seats warm

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@pengiesama

2 years

you may have heard of "four-time New York Times best selling author MXTX", but how about "five-time New York Times best selling author MXTX"

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@pengiesama

2 years

my copy of MDZS Vol 2 came fully equipped with everything a girl could want for this arc 👍✨

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

well well well...the otaku has become the otaku collector's item......

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@pengiesama

3 years

oh god with the JP dub we'll get HC calling XL "onii-chan~ onii-chan~~" we're in THAT kind of anime now, boys

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@pengiesama

4 years

Wuming @ Xie Lian in Book 4

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@pengiesama

3 years

you ever notice that xie lian has a habit of rubbing his forehead when he's exasperated? wonder who he picked that up from.......

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@pengiesama

3 years

MAID⭐QUEST: DOKI DOKI DAYS!? Can A Private Detective In Modern Times Find Love at a Mysterious Cafe Staffed By Big Booby Gods!? ✨🍰☕️𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺, 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵!☕️🍰✨ Choose your destiny (or demise) on May 1 2021!! With art by @checayy !

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@pengiesama

4 years

the TGCF donghua is getting REALLY heavily targeted by homophobes review-bombing the score on Bilibili 💔💔 (earlier today it was a 9.6, and dropped down to an 8.9 within hours...)

pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

4 years

✨pls leave a review for the TGCF donghua on Bilibili to cancel out the haters ✨

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@pengiesama

3 years

a friend finally read TGCF at my behest and upon completion presented me with this meme thx

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@pengiesama

3 years

with the introduction of actual dianxia bodypillows, it's safe to say that hua cheng has now monopolized the merchandizing chain from concept to consumer level

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@pengiesama

3 years

Thread by Suika 🧵 As one of the editors on the team, I also wish to sincerely apologize for any errors in MDZS 1 / TGCF1+2. [1/6]

suika 西瓜 🍉 吃瓜路过

@yummysuika

3 years

Catching up on the notifs now, so lemme respond First: Thank you for catching the translation errors. i am sincerely sorry that they happened. ;_;

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@pengiesama

3 years

the true purpose of hualian bodypillows, aside from being a substitute for human companionship, is to serve as an appealing display for one's own advance copies

Seven Seas Entertainment

@gomanga

3 years

Hey, #SevenSeasDanmei fans! We just got our office copies of the upcoming Mo Xiang Tong Xiu ( #MXTX ) novels, and they look GORGEOUS, so we had to share some special sneak-peek photos. 😍 Pre-order to reserve your own copies now: details + links to retailers below! #mxtxbkstore

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

2 years

fun fact: Quan Yizhen refers to almost no one by name, or even title. the only three names/titles he ever says directly are "shixiong" (not YY's name or title), "Ling Wen" (her title, not her name), and "the Emperor" (not even his actual title, which is "Shenwu Dadi")

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

2 years

congratulations once more to best-selling author MXTX, also known as "seven-time best-selling author MXTX"

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

2 years

lookit who paid me a visit via ye olde postal service 🔥🔥🔥

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@pengiesama

3 years

mxtx midnight panel going great

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

like and retweet the Tubbs of Decadence for blessings of plenty in the coming holiday season

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

buenos dias fuckos

pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

knock knock, today's the day

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

8 months

pei ming & hualian: a love story

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@pengiesama

4 years

dianxia....please....focus.....

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@pengiesama

5 months

in case anyone was curious, the Author Notes weren't published in the ENG edition because they weren't included in the manuscript that was purchased, meaning MXTX didn't want them in the finished product. [1/5]

baiwu-jinji

@jianghaijiyush

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TGCF author's notes translation part 1/2 #TGCF

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

MURDER DADDY'S COME HOME AND HE'S GOT A GRANDPA SHAWL FOR WHEN IT GETS CHILLY

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

pengie finds eldest bro

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

u have been visited by the Spirit of Milkersmas. like and rt to spread milkersmas blessings

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

5 years

survival horror game where you play as WWX in the Cloud Recesses, all the Lans are drunk and you're trying to herd them all into bed you face various obstacles, like LSZ clinging to your leg while you walk, and LWJ relentlessly pursuing you thru the halls like Mr. X in RE2

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

2 years

calling out this traumatized child 800 years later for making blatantly false statements

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

10 months

Happy TGCF volume 8 release day! 🏮🏮🙏🏮🏮 TGCF is one of my favorite books of all time, and it was an honor and a privilege to bring it to the global audience it rightly deserves. Here's to one last stint at terrorizing the NYT bestseller list. (For now.)

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@pengiesama

11 months

let me just say that I do not want to see ANY slander towards Jian Lan/Lan Chang on my tl after the recent donghua episode, as she is an absolute chad who canonically hunts down and murders serial r*pists even when they're powerful cultivators with political connections

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

2 years

just in time for Christmas, the perfect gift card for that brave, noble, and gracious special someone ✨💕

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@pengiesama

3 years

[x-files music]

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

1 year

the gang's all here!!!! 🥲

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@pengiesama

3 years

i've said it before but with Hua Cheng's birthday in June, Xie Lian's birthday in July, and Zhongyuan Festival/Ghost Festival in August, Ghost City is basically a constant party for three solid months (after which it takes about three more months to clean up)

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@pengiesama

3 years

official hualian bodypillows get

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@pengiesama

1 year

quan yizhen, as he is being repeatedly bashed over the head with a shovel:

April Clark

@autogynefiles

1 year

(out of breath) it was so great to catch up with you! Please Dont try to run again

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

2 years

just for fun, I also made a visualization of just HOW MUCH 3000 lanterns really is, in comparison to the others...

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

i think Hua Cheng needs to learn to communicate

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

2 years

in case you weren't aware, the NYT bestseller list uses an algorithm to tally results; it's not just the raw net total. the algorithm is heavily biased against romance novels (among other genres), so the fact that these books consistently chart regardless is extremely impressive!

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

4 years

Tian Guan Ci Fu, Book 5 summary:

Dan Sheehan

@ItsDanSheehan

4 years

Are you there god? It's me, a second, more powerful, god.

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@pengiesama

3 years

also I'm hopelessly behind on my homepage now, has anyone made the joke about Suika simping so hard for Shi Wudu that he summoned a boat publisher for her

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

8 months

today is my five year danmei anniversary. five years ago, I started reading the TGCF fan translation bc I wanted to start with the "obscure one" with no official art except these two cardboard cutouts if anyone remembers what these things were even made for pls refresh my memory

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@pengiesama

5 years

watching the TGCF fandom go feral over finally having canon XL and HC designs is great but I'm legitimately scared for when they finally reveal Jun Wu's canon design because I know at least 35% of the fandom will go full qi deviation at the sight of it

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@pengiesama

4 years

sighs...once again, homophobes are review-bombing the TGCF donghua. It was at a 9.4 yesterday, and is now at risk of dropping into the 8 range. I'll link the guide I compiled for reporting troll reviews and supporting the donghua in this thread. Please lend a hand if you can!

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

2 years

sending my congratulations to MXTX for yet another NYT best seller 🙏 It is legit unheard of for an "unknown" author to snatch this many placements in such a short amount of time, and so consistently. I hope she treats herself to several 10-pulls in a gatcha of her choice ✨✨

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@pengiesama

3 years

pre-confession!HC: Your Highness, your passing whim is this one's command. I ask for absolutely nothing in return. A single touch of your gracious hand is more than this one could ever dream of, and is something which I would not dare ask of you. post-confession!HC:

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@pengiesama

4 years

black water: i became a ghost for revenge and now that i achieved it i'm hopelessly in debt and destroyed the only meaningful relationship i had crimson rain: i became a ghost for love anGEGE IS HANGING ONTO MY ARM AND HE LOVES ME BACK, DID YOU ALL HEAR, HE LOVES ME BACK HE LOV

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@pengiesama

3 years

six days remain, hopefully the NYT Best Sellers list has been keeping some seats warm

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@pengiesama

5 years

SUPREME ROLL CALL hua cheng: obsessed with xie lian bai wuxiang: obsessed with xie lian qi rong: obsessed with xie lian he xuan: currently eating mayonnaise out of the jar with a spoon

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

and maybe...just maybe...the real heaven official's blessing was the friends we made along the way....

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

a guy is given a hat, and eventually gives it to some other guy

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@pengiesama

4 years

the hualian experience

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@pengiesama

4 years

bingqiu

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@pengiesama

2 years

because it was bugging my nutty little virgo mind, I made an updated table with the corrected gold price value for everyone! tl;dr again: if 1000 tael of gold = 1 Blessings Lantern, Hua Cheng spent AT MINIMUM $6,840,000,000 USD on lanterns. Hua Cheng is still a very big gay.

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

if you come visit me in person then I will let you smack it.........ONCE or twice if you want. please visit me I'm lonely

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@pengiesama

3 years

literary analysis class with professor doctor pengie is in session

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@pengiesama

2 years

plugging in the numbers, we get the following rundown for everyone in the top 10 (+ Rain Master)... tl;dr: if 1000 tael of gold = 1 Blessings Lantern, Hua Cheng spent AT MINIMUM $256,728,000,000 USD on lanterns.

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

2 years

(I should also note that the narration describes the lanterns having "tidy calligraphy" that identify them as being from Qiandeng Temple, so HC probably forced HX to write all 3,000 for him...)

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

4 years

fresh TGCF memes on your twitter doorstep

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

4 years

With the recent influx of homophobic comments dragging down its score on Bilibili, how can you support the TGCF donghua if your account isn't yet at a high enough level to leave a review yourself? A thread of suggestions! ✨

pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

4 years

the TGCF donghua is getting REALLY heavily targeted by homophobes review-bombing the score on Bilibili 💔💔 (earlier today it was a 9.6, and dropped down to an 8.9 within hours...)

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@pengiesama

4 years

xie lian: ALRIGHT FUCKERS, SINCE YOU WON'T LET ME LOOK AT PICTURES OF SAN LANG'S DICK, SQUARE UP AND WE SETTLE THIS

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@pengiesama

4 years

XIE LIAN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU KNOW NOT THE GREMLIN BEHAVIOR THAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED IT IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

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@pengiesama

2 years

(he eventually learns XL's name or a passable version of it. never learns HC's name and just calls him "Xie Lian's husband." HC rewards this behavior by smearing the roof of his mouth with peanut butter, which QYZ spends the next three hours licking off)

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@pengiesama

4 years

hualian

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2 years

obvious takeaway is that QYZ does not know who any of these people are

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@pengiesama

5 years

MOM HOLY FUCK HAPPY VALENTINES DAY HAVE GRATUITOUS FUCKING CLEAVAGE AND EVERY ROMANCE TROPE WE COULD CRAM IN THE FRAME???

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pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

i think this is the reverse makorra bottle-popping post

zei 🐟

@zeiluuo

3 years

"i'm back! what did i miss?" nothing you're an svsss main

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@pengiesama

3 years

while the ENG Kobo/Rakuten site took down the listing for this stolen work, it's still up on JP Kobo/Rakuten and the French site FNAC. any individuals who can speak JP/FR are encouraged to POLITELY contact the customer support for these sites to get the pages taken down.

suika 西瓜 🍉 吃瓜路过

@yummysuika

3 years

this person is SELLING the tgcf translation as an original novel by fudging xie lian's name lmfao then claiming official art as their own creation .. pls don't anybody actually fall for this 😂

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@pengiesama

4 years

Do you like TGCF? Do you like REFERENCE SHEETS?? Well, then do I have a treat for YOU! Please marvel at the newest addition to the TGCF Translation Gdrive: the Characters, Places, and Terms Primer! Compiled by me & fact-checked by @yummysuika . 🌸🦋🌸🦋

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@pengiesama

1 year

Tgcf Thai vol 7 get! 🎭 that remains one HELL of a wuming design and I mean that with several tone indicators. Specifically: affectionate and rabid

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@pengiesama

2 years

🦋 preorder for the TGCF donghua's English boxset ends TODAY, in case y'all want to jump on board! 🦋 half the people I've spoken to weren't even aware it was getting a physical NA release, so methinks the advertising on this one was less than stellar 🙄

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@pengiesama

2 years

one of the many blades in Jun Wu's collection

Paperback Paradise

@paprbckparadise

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fantasy

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@pengiesama

2 years

come to the massive hualian billboard and rub dianxia's tits for good luck

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@pengiesama

5 years

SCREAMS INTO A PILLOW

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@pengiesama

1 year

(taps the sign) furthermore, MXTX noted in her recent (pub. 5/6/2023) interview with Subaru (JP literary magazine) that she's still working on the TGCF edits, so the mainland version is *not* the long-awaited revision

suika 西瓜 🍉 吃瓜路过

@yummysuika

1 year

y’all the mainland simp version is going to be censored, that’s just how it be for mainland print publication. we’ll get a platonic new extra out of it. but that’s not the revision mxtx has been talking abt forever. we’ll see the real thing someday just not in this one 🥲

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@pengiesama

2 years

@mymonalisas NTA, god might forgive but he's being way too nice. You should also fuck on one of their front lawns

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@pengiesama

1 year

got to meet @GEAROUS at AX!! 💕💕💕 And they were kind enough to sign my MDZS cafe merch 🥲🙏

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@pengiesama

1 year

finally got my tgcf donghua s1 boxset!! 🍁🍁🏮🍁🍁

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@pengiesama

2 years

a visual guide to the Xianle Arc of Book 2

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@pengiesama

3 years

"oh gege~ I didn't see you there~ no I didn't practice my sleeping pose for hours that's just how I naturally look~"

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@pengiesama

4 years

because I seriously can't stand this person's nasty attitude towards Suika and Sahkyu any longer... THE SAGA OF SULI-ART / SULI-WRITES (with links, receipts, and more!)

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@pengiesama

11 months

I forced @ilymir_EZGbora to draw it for me by offering her money in exchange for her services

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@pengiesama

11 months

JW and MNQ sitting outside on the porch judging the morning joggers' athleisure wear

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@pengiesama

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I ripped all the hualian drink ads, begged @lily_ocho to help translate them, and then threw the whole thing onto YouTube with English subs Witness MQ make f-f-friends with anthropomorphic plums and HC sulk b/c XL and SQX had a girls' night out #TGCF

All S1+S2 Hualian Drink Ads [English subbed] (Heaven Official's...

An English translation and compilation of all the in-character drink ads from the Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu donghua, including seasons one ...

www.youtube.com

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@pengiesama

1 year

in fairness it's not all *******. some of it is sizhui's horrible family vacation, some of it is an equally stressful magic school bus field trip. some of it is JGY taking a rabid animal out of its enclosure for enrichment

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@pengiesama

3 years

GIRL HELP I ORDERED THE HUALIAN BIRTHDAY BONANZA CHINESE VOLUMES AND GOT MORE THAN I BARGAINED FOR (A THREAD)

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@pengiesama

4 years

Allow me to spin you a tale where Xie Lian investigates a hole in the wall & gets himself stuck. After being saved by Hua Cheng, Xie Lian becomes aware of his true destiny, which is to have Hua Cheng fuck him while he’s in there. 💕⛳️READ MORE ON AO3⛳️💕

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@pengiesama

3 years

happy late birthday, dianxia

pengie 🐧

@pengiesama

3 years

my actual present to dianxia will not be on time..........while it WILL be a magnificent gift indeed, I feel guilty about not having anything in the meantime would buying a cake for myself count as a gift

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@pengiesama

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Converting this: 1000 tael = 38,000 grams 38,000 grams of gold = 1 Blessings Lantern As of today (6/4/2022), the price-per-gram for gold in the USA is 2,252 USD. 38,000 grams of gold = 85,576,000 USD = 1 Blessings Lantern

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@pengiesama

2 years

ch 91 gives an estimate of the price of a single Blessings Lantern: "一盏祈福长明灯，千金难求，久久不灭。" >> "One Blessings Lantern of Everlasting Light was hard to buy even with a thousand gold, and they could not easily be extinguished."

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