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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

i like JOBE BELLINGHAM PEDRI GONZALEZ and LAMINE YAMAL

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

Monthly pedrimouse reveal 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️💙💙❤️💙❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💙💙❤️💙❤️❤️💙💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙💙❤️💙❤️💙💙❤️💙

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

3 months

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

@TheEuropeanLad

3 months

📸 - Ousmane Dembélé after Barcelona concede their 4th goal of the night.

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

hes so cute 😭😭❤️❤️ more lamine shenanigans in 2024 please

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

3 months

they traded his youth for the ucl win

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

Me and my goat 😛

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

PEDRIMOUSE REVEAL. me and my goat.. ❤️

master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

i would do a face reveal but i dont really have a good picture 🤔

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

vicky

@vickygrizi

4 months

@rmfclm I feel some of them have gaslighted themselves into thinking pedri is attractive???? I get the 15/16 y/o who like gavi... but pedri? I know this new gen is desperate to stan someone in a boyband-esque way, but they can't lower their taste like that

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

Omg

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

He’s COOKED 😭💔

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

XAVI KIT REVEAL

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

we could NOT have mbappe in our club anyway with the way he gets bricked after every goal these gay ass men would be distracted the whole time

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

2 months

FLICK IS THE NEW COACH???

master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

2 months

XAVI IS GETTING SACKED???

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@pedrimouse

3 months

?????

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

so you STROKED YOUR DICK with the intention of PUTTING YOUR CUM on JOAO FELIX’S plaque??? YOU NUTTED IN THE NAME OF JOAO FELIX???????? thats more admiration than anything.

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4 months

بعض جماهير اتلتيكو مدريد تتفل عند مكان جواو فيليكس

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

me and my goat pt 2 🐐❤️💛

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

hanging this picture on my wall

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

3 months

oh i think we know EXACTLY who it is…

CentreGoals.

@centregoals

3 months

🚨🚨| Group of pro footballers planning to come out as gay next month with several top clubs involved in announcement, a date has been set. [Via @sportbible ]

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

its 2024 i need everyone to evaluate what their time on twitter and think to themself “am i taking this too seriously? am i here to do more than talk about football and make some friends along the way? has twitter consumed my life? do i have friends irl?”

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

fermin in the corner omg

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

like this tweet and i’ll drsw what you look like in my head whenever i interact with you

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

EXPOSE THREAD ON USER @FARTIMAHH CUZ SHE IS A SERIAL PEDRIMOUSE NABBER

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

I don’t make love… I fuck. Hard.

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

6 months

Pov: You are Ferran Torres. It's your 100th match today. You scored a hattrick and everyone's talking abt it. You open twitter in the locker room. "I can't imagine how hard ferran pounded pedri after his hatty omg..." You close twitter. You reconsider your career.

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

Dawg

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

girl wdgaf if ur 14 u sexualized a kid online by post a picture of him with what was supposed to look like NUT on his face like come on

playboinico

@viscabarca011

4 months

PPL ARE SO MAD ABOUT THE LAMINE THING YALL IM 14 AND I DONT ACTUALLY LIKE HIM THAT MUCH IT WAS A REFERENCE TO THE “I LOVE YOU MR BEAST” MEME

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

casado is on… la masia instagram is going to be INSANE today

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

Jude Bellingham v. Man City highlights

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

6 months

GUYSSSSS 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

3 months

they got his ass

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

DOING GODS WORK

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

6 months

fcb as fnaf

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

6 months

fermin could post anything and the children (lamine marc hector and friends) will be in his replies like “YESSSS 😍😍😍😍😍” “DIOS MIO 🤤🤤🤤🤤” “💦💦💦💦” and then one post later “Delete this bruh 😒” “🤨” “Okay”

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

like i know im not the only one wjo thinks this lol

master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

why does no one talk about how fine gundo is?????

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

?????

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

5 likes and i’ll expose the @

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

lewa i need no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air and see the light

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

like this and i’ll guess your age/say how old i think you are

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

@dej6ng you are FINISHED. “my black baby” is so WEIRD. YOU ARE LATINA!!! and bringing lamines brother into ur weird fucked up jokes is beyond me and lets not talk about having a baby with a 16 year old on twitter

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@joaofied

5 months

a lot of you still interact with @/dej6ng. she’s made very weird comments which are very colorist (imo), and alluding to being pro israel/insensitive about issues dealing with palestine. -so heres a thread of everything i know (btw im not good with wording so sorry in advance)

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

wait what if GAVI comes on, what if he scores and says ‘ITS ON MUTHAFUCKA’ and we win and pedri flips and lewa starts dougieing and xavi tears his shirt off

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

casado is on… la masia instagram is going to be INSANE today

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

3 months

bro 😭

Neal 🇦🇺

@NealGardner_

3 months

Without goal line technology, it is quite literally impossible to objectively determine whether or not that was a goal. Every angle will tell its own story, perspective will change accordingly — you’re just not going to get a definitive answer.

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

just sharpened my lip liner with a knife what type of aesthetic is this

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

dos santos kits reveal unexpected suprise thank u for the freebie ebay seller ❤️

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

FUCKKKKKK

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

also keep in mind she is a LIGHT SKIN LATINA so the colorism and use of the word MONKEY is crazy.

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@joaofied

5 months

a lot of you still interact with @/dej6ng. she’s made very weird comments which are very colorist (imo), and alluding to being pro israel/insensitive about issues dealing with palestine. -so heres a thread of everything i know (btw im not good with wording so sorry in advance)

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

fuck bruh

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

ferran and lamine being called ugly we live in a strange timeline

mea • seeing el clasico

@meadalyme

5 months

will never forget when tiktokers put this beautiful man in the same category for “being ugly” with romeu & yamal(who aren’t ugly either) this face card has billion dollar assets

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

dawg why have your only tweets in 3 hrs been about a 16 year old 😭😭💔💔

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@pedrimouse

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

@dej6ng @chaevixs OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THAT look up joao felix r34 smut cum inflation breastmilk and an article should pop up it was crazy what a time to be alive 😭

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

my story archives from back when i was a novice footy fan………….. shit was so embarrassing why did no one stop me

master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

who wants to hear a pedrimouse secret

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

Another barca financial plan 1. collect as many tall lightskins as we can from england 2. SIGN JOBE BELLINGHAM 3. bigger american girl audience because of lightskins = more money more pr 4. jobe vs jude classicos = more views = more money 5. only fans plan also in motion

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

6 months

OKAY fcb fundraising ideas @FCBarcelona 1. market more to girls and make players influencers 2. everyone opens an OF (specifically ferran lewa and pedri) 3. FUNKO POPS and plushies 4. Drug business - expand Barca cartel to the americas 5. App - make a FUNCTIONING app for culers

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

LAMINE IS A JUNIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL!!! HE IS IN 11TH GRADE!!! HE IS NOT AT THE LEGAL AGE TO DRINK!!! HE STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOM!!! HE STILL GETS HIS PHONE TAKEN FOR STAYING UP TOO LATE!!! HE WAS 12 IN 2020!!! HE STILL HASNT FULLY HIT PUBERTY!!! THIS IS WHO UR BULLYING 😭😭

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

6 months

btw this is what im tweeting on

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

face reveals are the worst thing to happen to footy twt ppl use their looks for interactions and when they realize they have to actually tweet they resort to cornball bait tweets or just stealing actual funny tweets

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

6 months

Smash smash smash throw in some controversial picks next time pls

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@BarcaUniversal

6 months

Rank them (this season only).

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

6 months

him and ferran trying to see who can be the biggest hoe on the internet like whos gonna get naked first

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@Barca_Buzz

6 months

📲| João Félix on instagram.

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@pedrimouse

4 months

#PedrimouseCooks

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

lewandowski looks like he’s been 34 his entire life i cant find one picture of that man where he looks young

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@pedrimouse

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@pedrimouse

5 months

bros gonna kiII himseIf

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

THEY CHEATED ON HIM THEY CALLED HIM A CUCK THEY CALLED HIM GAY THEY PEED AND NUTTED ON HIS PLAQUE THEY SET HIS KIT ON FIRE

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎

@TheEuropeanLad

4 months

1-0 Barcelona. JOAO FELIX SCORES AGAINST THE CLUB WHO SEND HIM OUT ON LOAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF COURSE IT HAD TO BE HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

6 months

some of my oomfs don’t know i’m a 28 year old man this is so awks 😭😭

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@pedrimouse

5 months

master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

YEAH ITS TIME TO CLEAR OUT THE FOLLOWING

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

2 months

HOW MANY BOOKMARKS 😭

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@itsjudithworld

2 months

Jude Bellingham X SKIMS

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

6 months

The D is not 🔥. The D is flaccid. The D has erectile dysfunction. The D can’t get up anymore. The D has had a vasectomy. It is over for our “D”.

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

hes so cute

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

coquette trend has ruined the world people can get away with saying “I LOVE HAVING WHITE SKIN ITS SO MUCH MORE POETIC AND ANGELIC THAN THAT EVIL DEVIL BLACK DARKIE SKIN!!! I LOOK LIKE IVE NEVER WORKED A DAY IN MY LIFE!!!! THANK GOD I DONT LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE FIELD WORKERS”

T£RR¥ M@R¥

@indiandoIl

5 months

nah you lot are actually SCARY

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

they tried to do the scavenger hunt thing but they forgot to put text on pedri oh my days

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

hes not normal if the football thing didnt work out he would be traveling through the swiss alps to find a place to bury a sacred gem that he will leave instructions for his descendants to find

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

5 months

🇩🇪🐎 Thomas Müller after Bayern Munich's 5-2 win vs Darmstadt! 😁

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

Day 1…

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

6 months

I want to see his asshole, no not the hole in his ass, but the ASSortment of holes in his heart, I want to see his cock, no not his pee pee, but the COCKed truth of his mind, I want to suck his toes, no not the ones on his legs, but the toes of his soul that carry HIS truth.

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

Seeing a lot of people getting called out for being horny and weird about players Lol. It’s about time. Every other tweet i see is a teenage girl talking about how they wanna fuck a player.. Like quick tell me what offside means. Keep your hormones in check ffs

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

6 months

they said “talent” with a drooling emoji and only posted pictures with no ball in sight

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@pedrimouse

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

that magui head must have been IMPECCABLE good lord

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

3 months

drake being outted as a pedo and rma winning the league….. its obvious who fell out of satans graces and who the new supreme is

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

its dark im sorry

master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

guys im wearing a bandana does anyone wanna see

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

also she is just weird cuz she had the craziest one sided beef with me because i started a space and she hated gravy which is a crime within itself. being edgy on twitter is not a serve go outside 🙏🏽

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@joaofied

5 months

a lot of you still interact with @/dej6ng. she’s made very weird comments which are very colorist (imo), and alluding to being pro israel/insensitive about issues dealing with palestine. -so heres a thread of everything i know (btw im not good with wording so sorry in advance)

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

4 months

HELLO??????????

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

Im gonna name my baby Pedro Lopez Gonzalez 🫶🏼 if she’s a girl then Lamina Nasraoui Ebana Yamal ❤️

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

WE ARE GETTING ETHAN MBAPPE AND JOBE BELLINGHAM WHILE MADRID HAS THOSE GEEZERS WE WILL BE PROSPERING WELL INTO THE NEXT GENERATION

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

6 months

thinking of making a PRIV PRIV PRIV PRIV with like less than 7 followers mae and gravy will be there because they are my hostages but like this if u wanna be there like its gonna be crazy stuff

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

who gonna show their pussy first the audience is waiting

mea • seeing el clasico

@meadalyme

5 months

🚨🚨🚨|| BREAKING NEWS: The Second Slut War continues as Ferran Torres was spotted shirtless in Spain today! Everyone wonders how João Félix will respond, as he didn’t post his slutty pictures since Valentine’s Day!

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

Pedri: I am having right quadriceps surgery. Pedrimouse: I know.. I love you. **after surgery when Pedri woke up, with only Xavi next to him** Pedri: Where is Pedrimouse? Xavi: You don’t know who gave you the right quadriceps??? Pedri: what? **starts crying**

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master chocolatier

@pedrimouse

5 months

MENTIONED BY THE WHAT? 😦

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@pedrimouse

4 months

EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING!!!!! THIS ISNT WHAT JUDE AND GAVI WOULD WANT!!!! THEY WOULD WANT US TO GET ALONG AND SHARE OUR LOVE OF THE BEAUTIFUL GAME!!!! they’d want us to sit on a couch together and think “even if my club loses… visca madrid y hala barca!” we cant let them down :(

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@pedrimouse

4 months

lots of people will say this and say “im not racist i just dont like vini” but by dehumanizing him theyre dehumanizing every black person. people gotta start calling racism racism

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@pedrimouse

5 months

This sport doesnt know what fan rivalry is anymore.. your favorite “Culer” is saying this on priv

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@pedrimouse

4 months

DAWG

Neal 🇦🇺

@NealGardner_

4 months

Football ultimately comes down to manipulation. Manipulation of imposition. Manipulation of self-categorisation. I truly believe that the highest level of the game is played on an extremely psychological front. Success hinges on deliberately orchestrated actions that amplify

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