Barcelona if it was WOKE:
Twerk Stegen
Pablo Gayvi
Penis Gonzalez
João Canceledo
Ronald Asexual
Ferran Trans
Juuls Koundé
Johomo Félix
Vitor Roqueer
Robert Lewandoggystyle
Freaky De Jong
Ralphimmigration
İlkay NO-Güns-doğan
Oral Romeu
Alesbiandro Balde
Andrugs Christensen