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Pediatric Nursey

6 years

Does anyone else need like an hour of silent time after getting home from work? Don’t talk to me, let me just cope and recover for an hour then I’ll be back to my normal self.

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Pediatric Nursey

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2 months

My baby got a letter in the mail today from my insurance deeming his NICU stay medically unnecessary and says we now owe $75k 😂😂😂😂 WHAT

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2 years

COVID is EVERYWHERE in our children’s hospital. These kids are SICK. Also fun fact: we’re seeing a lot of young kids with bradycardia, junctions rhythms and heart blocks. Like 0-6 month olds with heart rates in the 50-60s.

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2 months

@boo2you2 They did!!!! It’s 3,500 a month!! So sweet 💙

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2 months

@DvsBlack UMR insurance

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@Dewdropfairy2 UMR insurance

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3 years

We just got an email that our therapy dog is retiring due to stress and 1. Sad but also 2. If our therapy dog is stressed how do you think your staff members feel?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

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2 months

@catebiggs91 And that’s only a 4 day stay!!

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2 years

Picked up a cute little 8 hour shift today and the amount of remarks/sass I’m getting because I won’t stay for a full 12 and they have no one to cover me at 3…. You’re welcome for even picking up 8???

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2 months

@JMoore1123 @DGlaucomflecken @UHC

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2 years

Death is hard. Child death is even harder. Going home to eat carbs and drink wine.

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3 years

The amount of healthcare professionals I know that have started taking medications for anxiety and depression within this past year my is astonishing. Check on your healthcare friends, we are not ok.

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4 years

Does anyone remember grabbing a new mask every time you’d go into a patients room and then simply throwing it away after? Those were the good days 🥺

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4 years

🗣🗣 INFLUENZA IS A RESPIRATORY ILLNESS NOT A STOMACH BUG Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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2 months

@1tinydogmom @DuchessSexpert No clue it just lists like 10 of the things he had done and then said medically unnecessary lol k

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2 months

@SavNicole @DvsBlack Ugh lovely can’t wait to start that tomorrow!! We had a great insurance company too before they switched us to UMR last year and it’s only been awful since

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3 years

lol we have 3 nurses scheduled tonight. 3. We need 10. Bye.

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6 years

One of my patients needed a bath today, I wasn’t that busy so I did it. Had a nursing student with me and she asked if that was a nursing skill and why the nursing assistant didn’t do it. Excuse me- it’s a human skill, if you have time care for your patients. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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6 years

Last night a med student kept coming up to me asking GREAT basic questions. I taught him how to: feed and change a baby, soothe a withdrawal baby, swaddle, and how to silence a pump right. Don’t forget to ask about the basics!!! These are important too friends.

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4 years

I think the thing im most sick of with COVID is doing everyone else’s jobs. We’re supposed to limit exposures in the room so the nurse is now not only doing their own tasks, but expected to do everyone elses. 1/

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2 years

You know what diagnosis scares the crap out of me? Pulmonary hypertension.

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5 years

I have an upstairs chapstick, a downstairs chapstick, a car chapstick and a purse chapstick. And if I lose one, my life is in shambles.

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2 years

I hate when people make me feel guilty for not wanting to come in early or stay late. I don’t want to work 16hrs if I don’t have to 🙃

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5 years

Had a guy at Target today ask why I wasn’t working today and said “you milenellials have it so easy”. SIR I just got done working 4 12s so kindly fuck off.

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4 years

If you were really pro-life you’d wear a mask.

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2 years

*junctional rhythms

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11 months

It’s still early, but we’re so excited for this next chapter of our lives 🤍 & had to share with my twitter fam.

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5 years

A guy CNA told us he thought girls could hold in their period until they went to the bathroom and only use pads or tampons like a diaper when they’re lazy. Oh honey....

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4 years

YOU GUYYYYSSS I posted a negative review for the place I got my wedding dress (nothing false all true thank you next) and promptly got this email. Wow.

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5 years

I just heard a mom say her child is 42 months old. Don’t be this mom.

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6 years

Well this happened. I said yes 💍❤️💏

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2 years

Sometimes I freaking hate working in healthcare. Why is it ok for people to consistently be assholes to their nurses? I’m done.

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4 years

Unpopular fall opinion: Apple over anything pumpkin 👏🏼🍎

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5 years

Got our patient surveys back from the whole peds hospital from the past year and among my favorite complaints are: 1. We don’t have coke. 2. Why do you only have diet soda? 3. The admission questions were annoying. 4. We bother them too much. 5. A mom had to feed her own kid.

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5 years

Report from outside hospital: “Their hemoglobin was 10.6 yesterday and is now 4.7” “... are you giving them blood right now?“ “No, there’s no signs of them bleeding.” 🤦🏼‍♀️ seriously.

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2 years

Sometimes as healthcare workers we do too way much to keep people alive… it’s hard to watch them suffer. The blessing and the curse of modern day medicine.

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4 years

Our employer is opening another hospital ONLY for COVID-19 both rule our and confirmed cases and is asking for volunteer nurses to staff it but won’t provide: - enough adequate PPE - scrubs to change - shower areas - on call rooms for nurses - hazard pay Ok good luck sir.

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3 years

I love driving into work and getting message after message from staffing saying they’re desperate for staff and offering bonuses for people to come in. I want a bonus for working short staffed plz and thanks.

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3 years

The amount of boujee baby items my friends put on their registry?!!?? I cant. Ma’am I can not buy you a $1.5k bassinet or a $500 breast pump. I’m poor. How about a cute outfit and a book.

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5 years

Got told today I’m a bad pediatric nurse because I’m not a mom. Oh ok Karen.

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1 year

LOL just got something in the mail from our major league baseball team here that they’re looking for nurse VOLUNTEERS to work for them this next season. Im sorry… you’re a major league team and you can’t pay for healthcare providers to work for you? Nah I’m out.

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2 months

Things they tell you are easy but are actually really stressful: breastfeeding

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2 months

@debzds Yeppp 🙃

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4 years

Never say a patients name that isn’t admitted because they will be in the ED within hours to days. 🙃

TheCovidBadgerRN

@HoneybadgeRN

4 years

The first rule of Nurse Club is....(fill in the blank)

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@pediatricnursey

3 years

The most beautiful day 💕

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5 years

I wish Zofran was OTC 💊

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3 years

I GOT THE JOB 🥳🎉

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1 year

It’s insane the things we as healthcare providers do and see at work then go home and pretend everything is fine.

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4 years

I have a headache from breathing in all my own co2 all day 🥴

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5 years

Got yelled at for paging the on call surgeon last night. Responsed with “oh I’m sorry are you on call? Then expect there may be a call when your pt is tanking. This is your job.” I’m not dealing with your crap today.

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5 years

Today was hard. Sometimes, nursing sucks.

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3 years

A girl at my gym came up to me mid workout asking if I was with this guy that was near us (I had no idea who he was). She said she noticed he’d been following me around the gym and taking pictures. So we reported his ass to the front desk and he got kicked out. WHY DO MEN

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3 years

The amount of cardiac complications we’ve seen in kids (of ALL ages) post COVID infections is terrifying. Keep your kiddos safe people ❤️

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4 years

It will always baffle me when patients come into the hospital, get admitted, and then refuse everything we want to do. Ok then.

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5 years

You can always tell how busy your shift was by how much battery is left at the end of the day 🙃 I’m at 92%.

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4 years

Fresh air hits different when you’ve been wearing a mask for the past 12 hours

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6 years

I work with immunosuppressed kids. It’s 100% better for them if I call in sick when I’m ill. Yes, it could leave my team short but I’d rather do that then get a kiddo even more sick. It’s a double edged sword, what edge are you on? In reality we need better staffing.

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@pediatricnursey

1 year

I remember nursing school hammering it into our heads how expensive it is to train new staff and how we need to stay somewhere to make it worth it. While it may be expensive, can we also normalize leaving toxic work environments without guilt? Take care of yourself.

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1 year

We’re losing all our travelers 5/7 and our hospital cut all the extra bonuses for picking up. This is about to to be a 💩 show around here.

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4 years

I keep getting mail from my old college asking for donations and... does anyone actually donate? I am poor and still paying back my loans. You do not deserve a donation. 🥴

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3 years

Bit the bullet and applied to NICU today 🤞🏼😬

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5 years

We’ve had a lot of codes lately that leave these kiddos total cares and I am drained. Mentally, physically, emotionally. Drained. Healthcare is hard guys, really hard.

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5 years

My favorite sign to put up at work. @dog_rates

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3 years

My company is finally making the COVID vaccine required to continue working at all their hospitals 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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3 years

Why don’t I have the want to have kids? I’m hoping one day I do.... but man. I’m 28 and the thought of getting pregnant now makes me want to have a panic attack. I feel broken 😔

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6 years

Still on cloud nine I get to marry this man 😍❤️

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5 years

Sat next to a couple new grad nurses (they were VERY loud and obnoxious) at a restaurant tonight and overheard “Isn’t that every nurse’s dream? To just hook up with doctors in the supply closet after morning meds?” .... oof hunny you have another thing coming.

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5 years

Had a someone ask a toddler playing with a stethoscope if they were going to be a doctor some day and mom came back so quick with “nah if they’re smart they’ll become a nurse. They’re the ones that do everything and make miracles happen”.

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6 years

Saw my manager leaving to go out to lunch today. Must be nice, half your staff hasn’t even sat down let alone ate lunch. Nice.

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5 years

Is it rude to make our wedding kid free or close to kid free? I have SO MANY cousins with kids I’d rather not pay for... but I don’t want to be rude either. Idk how to draw the line 😭

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3 years

Death in itself is hard. Death in the pediatric world is a whole different animal. Our unit has been dark lately. I am not ok.

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5 years

1. My advisor told me my 3.9 wouldn’t get into nursing school and to not even apply 2. I got a C in photography and almost didn’t get into nursing school. 3. My ATI NCLEX predictor told me I had a 64% chance of passing. WELL I DID IT IN 4 YEARS AND PASSED IN 76 Qs so 💁🏼‍♀️

FreshRN

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5 years

What was your worst experience in school?

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4 years

This weekend is Halloween, a full moon, and day light savings. Oh and I get to work all weekend. Say a prayer for all your healthcare worker friends, we’re not ok. 😭

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4 years

Of course our patient load hasn’t changed either. And they group the rule out/Covid patients together so we usually have 3-4 patients each shift. I guess what I’m trying to say is I’m tried y’all. I’m tired, burnt out and I need a break. 😔

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2 years

Some people eat, sleep and breathe their job… which more power to them! But couldn’t be me. I like my job, but I work to live- not live to work.

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6 years

Had to give a kid a suppository today, just about done and the kid says “I don’t think I like fingers up my butt”

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5 years

RSV is hitting our hospital HARD. This is going to be a rough year 🤧 keep your babies safe!

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5 years

Got an earful from a mom this morning because I was in their room all night. Listen lady, I’m sorry but I’m trying to not let your kid meet Jesus today. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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3 years

We’re starting to see kids COVID+ that turn QUICK… needing to be intubated & proned still not maintaining their sats.

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3 months

Well buddy is here 💙 unfortunately took in some meconium and not tolerating it well so he’s in the NICU with a breathing tube for a few days. Hoping he can come home soon.

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5 years

Happy nurses week to all my fierce nursing friends ❤️ YOU are amazing. YOU are making a difference. Thank you for all you do 💊🌡💉🤗

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3 years

I’m getting married today 💍💕

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2 years

Working the holidays as a nurse is lonely.

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5 years

Me at work: answer all the phone calls no problem, call whoever I have to no second thought, & talks to people all day. Me at home: ignores all phone calls, puts off making phone calls at all costs, & avoids all people. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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6 years

What’s the weirdest/worst reason a pt or family has fired you? I had a dad fire me once because I was deep suctioning his kid and got a few specks of blood- he told me I was sucking his kids brains out and wouldn’t let me touch the kid again. He was serious.

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5 years

Talking about buying a wedding dress with the fiancé: “How much are they like $100-200? Why don’t you just buy one that’s fit you so you don’t have to pay to get it altered?”

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5 years

💉🌡💊

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4 years

L O L at our new neighbors asking how long we’ve been married and when he bought the house. We’re not. And I own the house so 🤷🏼‍♀️💃🏼 #girlpower

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4 years

Our wedding day countdown just went from 64 days to 404 days. I know this is the right thing to do but today I’m sad. 😔

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6 years

The ENT doc brought her son into work today and profusely apologized because she couldn’t find a sitter and had to round quick on her kids. The kiddo told me he wants to be just like his mom when he grows up. GIRL. You’re a super mom. Rock it.

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4 years

THIS IS NOT A DRILL I FINALLY WON CROCS 👏🏼👏🏼

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3 years

Soo the CDC says vaccinated people don’t need to wear masks, which is great and all.. but I don’t want people thinking I’m an anti-masker 😬

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11 months

Listen, and I can’t say this enough. DONT CO SLEEP. Working in an ICU and seeing the effects of it… just don’t do it. Doesn’t matter how “safe” you think you are, it could still happen to you.

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6 years

I also had someone ask me today if I even wanted kids because I’m getting too old to have them. I’m 26. What the fuck.

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5 years

New grad I’m precepting told me she can’t wait til she’s done with orientation so she can take EA (excused absences- overstaffed you can stay home) because she’s in NP school and working is too overwhelming WHY DID YOU EVEN GET A JOB?!

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5 years

I SAID YES TO THE DRESS 💍👰🏼❤️

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5 years

Everyone who told me to call in sick to see my grandma before she passed, thank you. She passed away peacefully today. ❤️

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5 years

The hard part of working 12s is I’m SO excited to go home and crawl into bed but also don’t want to go to bed because that means I have to wake up soon and go back to work 🙃

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6 years

You’re looking at your newest (PRN) school nurse 😎💊💉🌡

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5 years

You know those days where all your patients are so sick and busy that you feel like you can’t give 100% to any of them? Today was that day. Just feeling inadequate.

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