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Somehow I have three books out so I wanted to make an updated pinned post showcasing my beautiful children. Weโve got horror! Fantasy! Comedy! Gay people! The works! I hope youโll check them out ๐ฒ๐๐ฅฉ
When I was 16-18 I used to stay up every night in the summer until like 4am writing so as a โsummer jobโ I had a pseudo-taxi service where anyone who was too drunk could call me in the middle of the night and Iโd drive them home from parties. I made like $2000 in one summer
What this article unintentionally does is highlight everything wrong with YA publishing. The current market is pushing actual teen readers out in favor of catering to adults. Let teens have this one thing thatโs for them without bending to the whims of 35-year-olds.
Post FAQ:
-this was legal in my state
-I was only driving friends and family
-it was ten years ago so Uber already existed but it wasnโt particularly popular where I lived
-my shitty carโs name was Paul and I had to turn off the AC to drive up hills
Thread muted, drive safe โ๏ธ
Obligatory promo tweet about how those books I stayed up until 4am writing worked out in the long run despite how often I was interrupted by drunk people
hello! i'm kayla and i'm a nyt bestselling ya horror author ๐
MY DEAREST DARKEST: queer girls summon an ancient evil beneath their boarding school (out now)
THIS DELICIOUS DEATH: queer ghouls eat a boy at a music festival (out 4/25/23)
buy links, etc:
And donโt get me started on how YA publishing pushes for darker/sexier/more mature content for the express purpose of appealing to adults over teens so they can make more money. Itโs all capitalism, people. Itโs always capitalism!! They donโt care about teens! They never have!
And now you get teens with no interest in YA because a lot of it isnโt actually written for them. And when it *is* written for teens, adult reviewers rate it poorly saying โthis book is too YA for me :/โ Of course it is!! Itโs not for you!! The world doesnโt revolve around you!!
A teen just asked if we could buy a ouija board for the library, presumably to jumpstart the process of making herself the protagonist in a YA horror novel
This isnโt to say adults shouldnโt read YA. You should, if you want to! Thereโs tons and tons of amazing, well-written, impactful YA books out there. But you do have to respect that youโre not the target audience and not everything is going to appeal to you, and thatโs okay
One of the teens just went very quiet for like a solid minute and then turned to his friend and said, โIf an ass claps in the forest and no one is around to hear it, was it ever really dummy thicc?"
Just convinced my anti-vaxx mom to get the covid vaccine by telling her I wonโt come visit again until she and my dad are vaccinated. Sow the seeds now, folks
We did it folks!! Today is the day!! A boy that bullied me in middle school crawled into my DMs to ask if I'm single!!! We've reached the pinnacle!! Success!!!
Was kind of planning on quitting my job but a cute girl came in today and said she hoped I'd be there next time so I guess I'm staying ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
I am once again begging publishers and authors to be cognizant about the damage they cause sexualizing teen characters. There is a huge difference between teens exploring their sexuality and teensโ sexuality being billed as โspicyโ for an adult audience
Anyway, Iโm on deadline for my own book so Iโm gonna mute to try and focus but I genuinely really appreciate all of you who want to advocate for teens when it comes to YA publishing. It does my former teen librarian/current YA author heart good ๐ฅฐ
At some point weโre gonna have to talk about how YA and Adult romance covers have become indistinguishable from each other because how is this the third time Iโve put an adult romance novel on hold at the library only to discover itโs YA
Woke up and it turns out yesterday wasnโt a dream?? My gay horror novel is a NYT bestseller?? I feel so incredibly overwhelmed with gratitude for everyone who has supported MY DEAREST DARKEST, thank you thank you thank you ๐ค๐ค
omg y'all sold out all of heckin unicorn's scissor pins!!
I'm thrilled this dumb tweet could help out a LGBTQ+ business (in Singapore, where it is actually is more subtle)โ go team!
My former professor (heโs in his 80s) asked me to help him practice Zoom since Iโm talking to his class next week and at one point he went, โCan I show you a meme?โ and got a sheet of paper heโd printed out and held it up to the camera for me to see
*childrenโs book main character page 1 voice*: Listen, because youโre reading this, youโre in danger. Set the book down right now. Just throw this book out the window. Burn the whole thing. Eat it. Something.
...
You stayed? Then I guess youโll have to keep a secret.
Listen I hate going home and running into people from high school as much as the next guy but the shock on their faces when they realize I no longer look like a potato with toothpick legs is by far the most satisfying part of the holidays
If youโre following the saga of the bat in my apartment my landlord just sent some random dude (โโpest controlโโ) in a Sox cap and white t shirt with a blanket to my door
He couldnโt find Bรกthory
I live in bat limbo
โจit's a book deal!โจ
Stoked to announce my debut YA horror novel, MY DEAREST DARKEST! It has:
๐mean girls
๐eldritch abominations
๐ฉโโคโ๐โ๐ฉ
#ownvoices
sapphic, hating-to-dating romance
๐ง a creepy small town
๐ฒspooky woods
๐ cults
Coming Fall 2021 from
@SourcebooksFire
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Just watched my bat buddy Bรกthory fly away free after three days in my kitchen. A beautiful sight to behold. Is this what sending your kid to college is like? Maybe if your child screams all night and tries to attack you. Anyway. ๐โจ๐ฆ
hello! i'm kayla and i'm a nyt bestselling ya horror author ๐
MY DEAREST DARKEST: queer girls summon an ancient evil beneath their boarding school (out now)
THIS DELICIOUS DEATH: queer ghouls eat a boy at a music festival (out 4/25/23)
buy links, etc:
I love that 2019 is turning into a cool repeat of 2009 where I can yet again listen to new Jonas Brothers music and scream about Fruits Basket, but this time I can do it drunk
Me after finding one mouse in my kitchen: aw heโs cute Iโll name him after my fave anime character ๐ฅฐ๐
Me after the fourth mouse: this is Chunky Bastardo and I fucking despise him
Hey new followers! Since y'all like Sapphic horror, you should check out MY DEAREST DARKEST, which comes out 4/5/22!
It has:
๐๏ธCosmic horror
๐ซ Dark academia vibes
๐ธEmo bands-turned-cults
๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ ~Romance~
๐ฆMonster deer
Pre-order and Goodreads links here:
MY DEAREST DARKEST is out NOW!
After summoning a mysterious creature under their school, shy pianist Finch and head popular girl Selena must team up to banish the horror they've unleashed.
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Good morning! Heads up, I changed my handle last night from superqueero to peculiaritea in an attempt to be a little more ""~professional~"" and not base my online presence on how much I like women and instead focus on other bad puns about weird leaf water
Publishing refusing to acknowledge New Adult as a genre has led to a wave of YA books with teen characters that donโt sound remotely like teens and often include sexual content that, because theyโre teens, toes the line of pedophilia
The barista at this cafรฉ forgot the word โsteepโ and he handed me my tea and instead said, โLeave the bag in for three minutes to...release the juice.โ