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Get in loser we’re going raving // GVOGTFO 🦇// booking: peter @minttalentgroup .com

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@pazpaz
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6 years
I don’t know what kind of black magic this is, but if u like this tweet the like button turns into a cherry blossom #桜⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠
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5 years
I ate an edible yesterday and got so high I ordered 26 kinds of pancakes from postmates, but I wrote in the delivery notes “I am super high please dont let me order all these pancakes” and someone from postmates actually called to see if I was ok
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6 years
guys if you ever have the urge to send a girl a dick pic, send a dog pic instead. I guarantee the results will be 1000x better
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5 years
An actual conversation I had with my lawyer
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6 years
Charging a $19 “convenience fee” for a $35 concert ticket should be a federal crime
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5 years
a $17 convenience fee on a $35 concert ticket should be a federal crime
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Speak tf up for what you believe in
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5 years
coachella in october? 3 words: pumpkin spice molly
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5 years
450,000 people went to EDC this year and 450,000 people went home alive. Insomniac deserves a massive fucking round of applause for that
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4 years
little tiddies are sexy af
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6 years
Coachella girl: *Puts pesticide-free flowers in hair* *Eats vegan beet salad* *Drinks raw kale smoothie* *Consumes mountain of cocaine*
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6 years
Little titties are sexy
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4 years
back in high school I asked my crush to prom. she said yes but cancelled a week later and went with a guy on the football team. last year when I played coachella she texted out of the blue and asked if she could come. I sent her a link to ticketmaster
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5 years
@katiemcward FUCK YOU, YOU BIRD 😂😂😂😂
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6 years
Excision for super bowl halftime show 2020
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6 years
Little tiddies are sexy af
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5 years
girls pls don't be afraid to post pics with your bf on social media. if someone unfollows you because you posted a pic with the person u love, you didn't need that douchebag following you in the first place
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5 years
@taylorgangbulla He was like, “hi I’m seeing an interesting note here, I just wanted to confirm you’d like 26 orders of pancakes?” And I said “I would prefer... to have somewhat less pancakes” I think I also asked if he wanted any pancakes but he politely declined
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6 years
Dick pics: bad Dik Dik pics: awesome
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5 years
edc weekend 2 is so weird. I can't find basspod, cosmic meadow is sponsored by penzoil for some reason, and these silent disco headphones don't even play music wtf
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5 years
Girls, if you’re in a relationship and think you can just go out wearing sexy ass revealing outfits that show off your body whenever you want, you are absolutely right keep doing that shit
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5 years
*Eats an edible* 15 mins: I don’t feel it 30 mins: I don’t feel it 60 mins: did these go bad? 61 mins: please drive me to the emergency room
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Excision for super bowl halftime show 2021
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6 years
Getter cancelling his tour is tragic not just because he's an amazing artist, but because it means our community failed him. Plur isn't just plastic beads and getting fucked up. It means loving and respecting each other no matter what. Getter deserved better.
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5 years
magic mushrooms are great but can’t science give us a better tasting hallucinogenic vegetable? like how about magic avocados
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6 years
If aliens landed at a rave I bet they’d be confused af to see their faces on so many tiddies
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5 years
a girl once broke up with me because she said I was wasting my life with music and I’d never go anywhere. at the time it hurt a lot. partly because I loved her, and partly because I was scared she was right. she wasn’t.
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3 years
love this bible verse
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4 years
THEY 😂 BOOKED 😂 THE 😂 WRONG 😂 FOUR SEASONS 😭
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@FSPhiladelphia
Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia at Comcast Center
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To clarify, President Trump’s press conference will NOT be held at Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia. It will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping— no relation with the hotel.
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5 years
For a real festival experience at home, put on livestreams of your 3 favorite artists in different rooms, then force yourself to pick which one you want to watch and get really mad cause some idiot made them all play at the same time
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6 years
Actual footage of my soul being stolen
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5 years
ravers who push through the crowd ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ravers who say excuse me ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
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5 years
tip your fucking servers
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6 years
Be a good fucking human
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6 years
ticketmaster fees are so not plur
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6 years
I met a DJ i look up to recently and he was roasting me like "you follow way too many fans. thats a bad look" and honestly i dont get that mentality. if someone takes an interest in you why wouldn't you take an interest in them. how does that look bad
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5 years
Just walked through a parking lot and saw a girl in her car blasting my chemical romance and eating a giant box of chicken nuggets with her dog in the front seat and I am sort of jealous of her whole situation
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6 years
here's an idea. festivals should put up signs like these at stages. so instead of texting your friends "we're in the back left near the tiesto flag and rave mermaids" you can just say "G6 fam"
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6 years
leaving a plate of water and gum by the chimney for rave santa
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5 years
if white claw doesn’t make a special edition lemonade to sell at raves called yellow claw I’m boycotting.
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6 years
And if you play this song, the play button turns into an actual bar of gold #桜⁠ ⁠
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6 years
💞💕do💖💕💘💖💗💓💞💝 💞💕💘💖💕💘💖💗💓💞💝 u💞💕💘💖💕💘💖like 💞💕💘💖💕bass💘 💞💕💘💖💕💘💖in💗💓💞💝 💞💕💓💞💝 💞💕 💖💗💓💞💝 💞💕💘 💖💕💘💖yo💗💓💞💝 💞💕💘💖💕 💖💗💓💞💝 💞💕mutha 💘💖💕💘💖 fckin 💗💓💞💝 💞💕💘💖💕💘💖 💕💘 face💕💘💖💕💘💖💗💓💞💝 💗
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6 years
it’s the fuckin catalina wine mixer
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5 years
my future wife showing up to the wedding in a dollskill outfit I can see it now
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6 years
Remember that time Joe Biden made kandi for Barack
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Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.
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If you’ve been self-harm free for 1 day or 1000 days or anywhere in between, brag about it here: a thread. We stan our friends who are learning to love themselves 💕
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5 years
LA just forced all bars and restaurants to close. This is the right move and we need to do it, BUT if you take away servers incomes, THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SURVIVE. City, state, federal government, you NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS AFFECTS US ALL.
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6 years
I love when I’m at the hotel before a festival and all the girls are walking through the lobby in scandalous outfits, and all the normal people there for like the insurance salesman conference are just staring in shock and awe like what am I doing with my life
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Have you ever been in an uber with your drunk ass friends and all you can think is dammit these clowns are destroying my rating
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Some drugs are hilarious to me. Like who saw K and said “Wow that powder just put a 1600 lb horse to sleep we should try some”
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If you’ve been self-harm free for 1 day or 1000 days or anywhere in between, brag about it here: a thread. We STAN our friends who are learning to love themselves 💕
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last year I was in the hotel before edc, and a couple rave girls got in the elevator in pasties and fishnets. there was a little girl in there with her mother, and she looks up and says “mom can we go where they’re going?” and her mom just goes SWEET JESUS NO
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At EDC a bunch of people were tweeting me "was that you on the trampoline at the end of @WHIPPEDCREAM 's set?" and I was like nah I was pretty lit but that must've been someone else. Then today someone sent me this video.
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so after rezz plays a show does she just toss everyone’s souls in the backseat of her car or does she put them on ebay or what
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4 years
turns out 2020 isn’t cancelled after all. it's the year we finally stood the fuck up
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5 years
If you ever doubt how real the edm community is, go to a rap festival and offer a random person a hug
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edc will be cold tonight so wear an extra layer of pasties
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if I can't trust u with the aux cord how am i gonna trust u with my heart
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I get asked a lot why I follow so many ravers. honestly when I look at my tl and see shuffling vids & headbangers & song links & squad pics from all over the world, I just feel happier and way more connected to the edm community. It reminds me why I started making music
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Some of my least favorite people are edm nazis — the people who talk down to u if u dont know the exact sub-sub-genre of dubstep ur listening to. Or who make u feel bad if you dont know every song ever made by the DJ whose shirt ur wearing. Fuck those people. edm is for everyone
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Dude I love halloween but this 15 days of partying shit needs to end already before i die
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yo coronavirus nothing personal but festival season is coming up this is not a great time for me
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It always pisses me off when some ignorant asshole calls ravers losers. Ravers fly all over the world to rage for 3 days straight at expensive ass festivals then go back to their jobs or school without skipping a beat. Sounds way more like winning than losing to me.
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rave girls keep getting hotter and hotter it’s almost not fair to the rest of the girls
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GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND PACK FOR EDC
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My favorite songs of 2018 1. Illenium & Excision - Gold 2. Riot - The Mob 3. Virtual Riot - One Two 4. Ghastly - LSD 5. Halsey - Alone (Calvin Harris Remix) 6. Rezz - Hex 7. Sullivan King - I'll Fight Back 8. Buku - Yeahboi! 9. Seven Lions - Ocean 10. Excision - Vault
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An actual conversation I had with my agent
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only 348 days until edc
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support your artist friends when they really need it. like when they put a song on soundcloud and it doesn't have any comments. Or when they’re the 3rd opener at the club going on at 9pm. that kind of support means so much to us and we never forget it
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shaq and his kids sending it to basshead anthem is the energy i need this whole quarantine
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I just wanna fuck ing see my homies again
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Is it wrong that I want to name a future child of mine Kyle just so when he talks back I can yell WHAT the FUCK is UP Kyle. NO what did you SAY dude
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At hard summer I saw a couple headbanging together at Snails and later I saw them again by the bathroom and he was holding her braids while she was throwing up, and I was just like, that is the cutest fucking couple ever
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It’s crazy to me how many DJs have relaunched massive careers under new names. LSDream started off as Brillz. Sidepiece was Party Favor and Nitti Gritti. John Summit used to be in ATLiens. Marshmello was dotcom. Excision was Hardwell. Just crazy.
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I heard some festivals are considering a ban on totems next year and honestly I think that’s a terrible idea. Totems are a beautiful part of the culture. I can’t imagine looking out into the crowd and not seeing them anymore.
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There's a loud ass rave afterparty going on in my hotel right now and I have half a mind to march down to their room in my underwear, bang on the door, and tell them to turn the fucking music up
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buy me tacos and touch my butt
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I met a dj recently who was complaining nonstop about what a pain it was to meet fans after shows. I didn’t say anything but it really pissed me off like dude, these are the people who bought your house and let you tour the world, maybe don’t treat them like such an inconvenience
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I was in an airport lounge and this older guy with a guitar case sat next to me. the case had a logo I recognized and I got all excited. I turned and said, hey man sorry to bother you but are you in metallica? He looks at me silently for like 5 seconds and says, dude I’m slash
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What’s ya most awkward or interesting celebrity interaction you have had? Lol I have so many 😂
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Girls who headbang >
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5 years
I get asked a lot why I follow so many ravers. to me its about feeling connected to the edm community. when I meet you guys at shows it feels like I've met you before. and when I play its like I'm playing for my friends, not strangers
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October wya. I'm ready to get spooky af
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gonna propose to my future wife on stage while playing scary monsters and nice sprites. I’ll get down on one knee during the build, and right before the drop she better scream “YESSS OH MY GOSHHH” or I’m taking the ring back
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basshead girls are the sexiest creatures on earth
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one reason I love raves is because its the opposite of high school. nerds and weirdos exist on the same level as the cool kids and jocks. every social group is thrown together and for a few hours popularity, looks and wealth dont matter. everyones just there to have a good time
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5 years
this but for people to move between stages at festivals
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6 years
If I saw this happening while I was playing I would absolutely lose my shit. Get off the rail and give that spot to someone who wants to be there
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When she takes you to Mainstage but you're Techno AF.
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nipple piercings are sexy af
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people lowkey joke about wanting to die all the time but fuck that I want to live. I want to experience every single thing this life has to offer before I’m gone
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bassheads who like house music bring energy on a whole different level 😤
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ok but WAIT
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fuck cuffing season, its rave bae application season
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Tall people at shows who ask the smol person behind them if they can see, then move so they can see have massive big dick energy
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Illenium really did that
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I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him
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When morty said I’m gonna rip your fucking guts out and smear em all over your face, I felt that
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excision for super bowl halftime show 2023
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do u lik bass in ur muthafckn butt
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friends don’t let friends get dehydrated
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if you can reply to this, i made this song just for you🖤
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if she don't rave she ain't the one
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