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“It’s going to Braum’s it’s going to Braum’s.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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Wow @LaceySwope has been incredible tonight (no surprise but love to see it 👏👏👏) no out of context jokes tonight - just love and respect for @tornadopayne protege! #okwx
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“Andrew, can you kill him please?” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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I run this account for all of us to find a little joy and connection as Oklahomans when the weather gets scary. That does not take away from the fact that severe weather is serious and can be awful. Sending all my love to the people of Sulphur and Ardmore ❤️
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“We were having breakfast, the pancakes are stacked, my friends.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“There’s nothing worse than getting double hammered, right” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“It’s knockin’ on your front door but don’t open it.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“It’s going to Swan Lake, it’s going to Cobb Lake, it’s going to Albert, it’s going to Nowhere, Oklahoma. That really is a place.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Trust me it’s a hot mess, it’s all good, but it’s a hot mess.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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"There comes the mothership, there's a UFO, good luck. Look at that thing." - @tornadopayne #okwx
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"Here comes the trash cans. We're blowin' it around now." - @tornadopayne #okwx
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5 months
See y’all in a bit
@tornadopayne
David Payne
5 months
SEVERE UPDATE FOR TODAY: Severe storms are expected to develop late today into this evening. Very large hail, damaging winds a a few tornadoes possible. The threat will shift into E OK by late evening.
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Sorry for the delay y’all! I know it’s gonna be a long night and I don’t have the same stamina as our guy
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“It’ll still spin until the cows come home.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Tonight we were peggin’ this.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“That’s good, let it struggle. Good gosh let it struggle.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“We get body slammed with something weird and nutty.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Not a split. Full on legit.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Look at that. There it is. Screamin Eagle. BOOM. There’s the wings and the beak. You never wanna be in the beak.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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"The river's gonna hose him." - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“You don’t wanna be in the beak. Beak is bad.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“That’s not a lake, my bad.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“It’s not as tight as what it was.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Just getting everyone into position.. lots of moving and shaking and baking” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“It’s obviously on his behind and it’s moving again.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Val’s comin in hot and fast, that’s for sure.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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"You don't want to be in the bear's cage. Not too many people do." - @tornadopayne #okwx
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Thanks to our commander and chief for keeping us safe! See y’all in a bit! #okwx
@tornadopayne
David Payne
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TORNADOES ARE POSSIBLE LATE TODAY, BE PREPARED: Here are tips to keep you severe-weather-safe: Find more information at News 9's Weather 101:
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1 year
“If you know anyone at the casino tonight.. grandma or whatever… let ‘em know.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Your front lope… your front lip.. your front slope… What am I saying here?” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Look at that. She’s rubbing on it like it’s a pet. Probably is.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum that they raised me
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Eddie Radosevich
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Telling my kids this is White Water
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1 year
Dad watching the storm roll in
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“See this kink? Look at that kink now.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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"Not a huge tornado, but still an elephant trunk look alike." - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“This is how we do it in Oklahoma. We start in the day and we end in the night. Let’s party.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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"We're gonna have to separate these guys." - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Look at that gnarly octopus lookin’… look at that.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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"Everybody knows where the McDonalds is here" - Marty Logan re Stillwater @tornadopayne #okwx
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"You're like 'oh my gosh' cuz the motion is so pronounced." - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“I just don’t see anything super tight in there.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“We’re just gonna keep flippin and floppin” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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"Jim Gardner is comin in hot and fast." - @tornadopayne #okwx
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1 year
Shout out to my Payne trackers we are in this together
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@payne_nocontext "Trackers are out in full force and I mean... they're everywhere."
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“It didn’t like something that it was being fed and it said NOPE and it did not go.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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"Notice how it was all stretched out, had little thangs hanging from it, not very tight." - @tornadopayne #okwx
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"Low level jet, it's rippin' from the south." - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“I would give anything to talk to Bob right now.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“That’s lookin right back atcha like an eye.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“If the temperature was higher we’d have an all out outbreak of terrible things tonight.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“You don’t want to be in the beak of the eagle. It’s a bad day gone wrong.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Make sure he gets off” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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"See these back here, these are what's gonna combine with whatever." - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“We were pegging it here earlier.” @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Look at that HOLE. Looking right at you.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“The insurance adjuster is…. running amok tomorrow.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Sucking and holing” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“You’re gonna have to bust here.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Not good, we don’t like sister tornadoes. We like sisters but..” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“I see some thing hanging down in there whaddya think?” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“You’ve got a big ball of energy here and it’s trying to just ride the merry go round” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“That is a tree hugger inflow notch” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“It’s tightening back up now, Val’s moving into position.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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"You say 'that doesn't look like much.' Well it is." - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Look at that V notch. There’s your beak, there’s your wings “ - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“It’s blowin like it’s never blown before” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Today’s been squirrelly.. ooh look at that.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“What now? You’re not hot.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Tom, you’re right underneath it. What do you see lookin up? It’s right above your head.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Sometimes you can have silverware falling out of the sky.” - @tornadopayne
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“Bring JD in here, let’s turn him on.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“We’re busting right now” - Val Castor @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Bust him, get him now, please.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Val’s gonna try to double dip on this deal.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Pancakes are stacked from the ground all the way to the ceiling ” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“This can be a little snaggletooth area” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Look at the screamin eagle on that” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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"We have four areas that we can call legit inflow notches." - @tornadopayne
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“Jim Gardner’s up top, and he’ll be swingin’ around” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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"It's comin' up, it's comin' up, it's comin' up, oh wow!" - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Still blowin and a goin, folks.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“If anything gets nutty, say something” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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My internet is tanking so I’m counting on all of you to send me the best @tornadopayne quotes - mgmt
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"This little inflow notch looks like a mouth. See that little thing?" - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“It’s tighter and faster” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“You gotta bust north, you gotta bust north.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“You’ve got time now to cover it up, wrap it up, bring it in… whatever.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“It’s not fully rippin yet.” - @valcastor @tornadopayne #okwx #stormchaser
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“I won’t hurt ya, I promise.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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🚨🚨🚨🚨
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"We are ready to go." - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“I know it’s blowin and going but anything weird?”
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"It was up, it was down, it was fairly weak. Nonetheless, this is sometimes how these things begin." - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“See this big tube here, then it goes up, then got the thatch, anyway, crazy.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Sometimes these are kinda ragged sometimes they’re very smooth.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“I want a slice of that” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“You guys really need to be thinking about your safe spot. Where do you go when this thing ramps up?” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“Sometimes you just throw it out and go with your gut.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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“It’s broad, nothing crazy. Not jumping out of windows yet on this thang.” - @tornadopayne #okwx
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