Comedian | Stand Up Special “Nocturnal Admissions” on Netflix, The Virzi Effect & AB? Podcasts, Album “Night At The Stand”
#1
on iTunes &
#4
On Billboard
My car was stolen today at the mall. I was convinced of it. Security came and the spot I parked in was empty. I had gifts in there too. Then we walked down another isle of cars and there it was. I’m an idiot. I threw the guy some cash and left in shame. Merry Christmas!!
Happy Birthday to my best friend, mentor, son’s godfather and one of the goats
@billburr
. This dude and I been through a lot together. Have a great one buddy. Poooooooo hoooooo 😥
Karl Malone got a 12 year old girl pregnant as an adult and he was honored at the NBA all star game! So sex with children gets a pass and gets honored and comedians can lose jobs over jokes???
Thanks to the man
@joerogan
for having me! We spoke about UFO sightings, depression and all types of shit. Enjoy and check out my special Nocturnal Admissions streaming only on
@NetflixIsAJoke
Finally can announce this! My brand new special “Nocturnal Admissions” will premiere worldwide this Thursday June 23 on Netflix.
@NetflixIsAJoke
ENJOY!! LFG!!
Yo
@luisjgomez
started a fucking movement! I mean this is wild! Truly a remarkable achievement. The streets of Houston are filled with die hard comedy fans! Bravo! 👏
Yo, if all you people concentrated on your own career as much as you do on Joe Rogan’s you’d be further along. Look in the mirror and worry about your shit! He’s fine! So are other successful people. You’ll be fine!
Life is funny. Got an Oculus Quest 2 and was playing boxing game and accidentally punched our 70 inch TV and ruined it in front of my kids. So TV shopping in the am. Car not stolen but TV gone. 🤷♂️ Merry Christmas.
Being off Twitter yesterday was glorious. Not seeing and reading things from you disgusting and disgraceful people was epic. This is the lowest place on earth. I never read comments anymore so it’s great knowing you waste time writing. Tour dates coming soon!
FINALLY! My first special “I’ll Say This” is up and free until Dec. 27th before it goes behind the pay wall. Link is right here. New special comes out early 2022! Merry Christmas and enjoy. Let’s go!
@allthingscomedy
@billburr
@ComedyCentral
@almadrigal
Im not a Ted Cruz guy at all but leaving a snow storm to take my family to Mexico seems pretty fucking smart. Now I’ll sit back and listen to people get outraged at this.
#bringit
I’m not political at all. l call both left and right on their bullshit. If I say something and it doesn’t favor your side, that is your problem, not mine. You are the ones that can’t separate parties from logic. I’m just evolved. Fuck everyone! Have a great day.
Last thing, Chris Rock is a pro and handled that as good and better than most would. Comedians need to stick together! Regardless of how you feel about a comedian or joke, that was just wrong.
We are living in a time where our president is handing out free crack pipes, podcasters are taken seriously and people dancing on TikTok are billionaires. It’s truly over folks. Nice run for mankind though.
When I first started Stand Up Comedy this would have been a dream show to watch, let alone be a part of! I did the 8th annual Patrice O’Neal benefit last night with these people. It was very special. Everyone brought their A game and it was incredible! Thank you for having me.
After 9/11 air travel changed forever. As it should have. How are we watching babies be massacred in A CLASSROOM and making no adjustments?? Fuck these politicians.
Hilarious comedian, Impractical Joker and my dear friend
@SalVulcano
was my guest on TVE
#451
and it was a heavy special one. Please like and share. For full episode go to my YouTube Channel right here. Like and subscribe. Enjoy!
All these clips of Norm are truly amazing!! This guy was seriously one of the most amazing comedic voices. Shame on me for not knowing all of them but they keep coming and never disappoint! What a loss!
NEW: New York City driver goes off on pro-Palestine protesters, calls them a bunch of "idiots" for blocking traffic and then gets out of his car to push them out of the way.
This guy represents how most Americans feel.
"You are disrupting traffic, you idiots. You can't do that.
I woke up today reading that a comedian (a very funny one) is getting death threats for a joke?! This culture today is unreal! IT’S A JOKE! Support her and help her! This is bothering me. Comedians need to support because we all know what industry will do.
My dear friend and the incredibly hilarious
@billburr
on this weeks TVE 448! I was crying in this clip. Full episode on my YouTube channel. Also, my full special was released on
@ComedyCentral
Youtube channel right here. Enjoy and share!
RIP Bob Saget. One of the nicest people I met in this business. I was a young comic in NYC and he was one of the first famous people I met and he couldn’t have been nicer to me. So sorry to hear this. My thoughts and prayers with his family! 🙏
Almost 3 millions views and 800k likes on Comedy Centrals page. Also, Comedy Central released my full special on their YouTube channel. In two days it’s almost at 100k views. Please like and share!
When will actors and actresses realize that their political speeches at award shows will never change anything or make a difference. Shut up and say thank you and leave.
I did it again. I beat the
@BetMGM
sports book two years in a row. 4 games a week for 18 weeks AGAINST THE SPREAD. Last year I was 4 and a half up and this year I’m 3 and a half up. Just facts! That’s 144 pro football games folks! It’s all recorded too.
Finally can announce this! My brand new special “Nocturnal Admissions” will premiere worldwide this Thursday June 23 on Netflix.
@NetflixIsAJoke
ENJOY!! LFG!!
Netflix censoring the smoking in Stranger Things is the dumbest thing ever. Also, another example of a weak minded “safe space” culture. It was 1984 and he was a fat sheriff in Indiana. OF COURSE HE SMOKED!!!!
Before this gets out, I just wanna come clean. When I was a little boy I put my moms heels and clothes on to be funny. I’m so sorry! However, I have grown and realize how insensitive that could be to really crazy and irrational people. Sorry guys I was 8!
People losing friends and family members over politics is ridiculous and just shows how brainwashed and sick people are. Grow up and enjoy your life. We are gonna be here again in 4 years. We are also all gonna die anyway. Get a grip people. Wow!!
Words can’t describe how amazing Saturday night was. Thanks to everyone who came out for the taping of my special. It was surreal. Truly can’t wait for you all to see it. My family being there was amazing. Thanks to my dudes
@SalVulcano
and
@clubsodakenny
for coming through.