Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Are Officially in the UK and Have Reportedly Been Given Police Protection … wouldn’t it be easier to just lock up Piers Morgan.
Trump says he has called off a secret meeting with Taliban and Afghanistan leaders at Camp David. But they can always be drawn in with a Sharpie at a later date.
Lindsey Graham: I know Bill Barr. I served with Bill Barr. Bill Barr is a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Bill Barr.
Merrick Garland: Uh, thank you...