One of my favourite things about Twitter is when the inventor of Godwin’s Law turns up in conversations with a gentle “you know nothing of my work” slap-down
@hansmollman
I used to have this issue with Chris Pine, who used to look like someone who would definitely have bullied me at school, but thankfully he's aged into a sort of 1980s werewolf persona and I'm on board with him now
If you’re ever despairing over those “30 under 30” lists, just remember that Frodo didn’t embark on his journey to cast The One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom until he was 50
Every photo of Wes Anderson looks like he’s going to be a serial killer in 3-4 episodes of HANNIBAL before Mads Mikkelsen offs him for making disparaging remarks about the wine pairing
Once the pandemic is over I’m going to put on a blue Apple Genius shirt and lanyard and run up to Naomi Wolf in a restaurant screaming WHAT YEAR IS IT? at her
@jailedamanda
Called it 'Endgame", killed off two of the main stars, retired a third and then ended the movie with the whole cast literally signing off
scientist: oh hey u guys are back early
excavator: earth’s haunted
scientist: what?
excavator: *loading a pistol and getting back in the digger* earth’s haunted
Swear to god if the UK goes into quarantine and English people start sticking their heads out of their windows to sing Tubthumping with their neighbours I’m going to lose my mind
Delighted by this episode of Star Trek TNG where the away team is trapped in an alien hotel but it just looks like they don’t know how to use revolving doors
Biden responds to speculation that he's facing a cognitive decline: "I can hardly wait to compare my cognitive capability to the cognitive capability of the man I am running against"
I think what happens is she gets jealous of JK Rowling taking all the attention so she has to come up with something like "I know of a child who identifies as pasta" to bring the focus back on herself
I enjoyed the Suicide Squad trailer but I’m also old enough to remember the last time we all enjoyed a Suicide Squad trailer and how that turned out, so.
My favourite way to discover new Netflix shows is to hear about them for the first time from a passionate fanbase annoyed that Netflix has cancelled the show