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Paulo

@pauiepatootie

4 years

Hinanapan ako ng HCW ID sa checkpoint, so I presented my PRC ID. Bakit wala daw address? So I presented my driver’s license. Nireject. Reason? Kasi dapat daw yung proof na HCW ako which is my PRC ID ang may home address? Hahaha. Tangang tanga na ba kayo.

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7 years

Banat sa akin ng ex kong doctor: Ex: Alam mo kapag naging pasyente kita, irerefer kita sa pedia kahit 20+ ka na. Me: Huh? Bakit? Ex: Kasi ikaw ang baby ko. Me: Huh di ko gets??? Chz. Na-gets ko talaga. Nagtorjakan kami after.

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1 year

Will delete. 🫣🫣🫣

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@pauiepatootie

1 year

Entering my tank build era. 👉🏻😩👈🏻

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4 months

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@pauiepatootie

10 months

First thirst trap of 2024. 😂😂😂

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@pauiepatootie

8 years

Paolo: Wala kang condom? Baste: Don't worry I'm safe. P: How safe? B: Davao city safe P: Labeeeeet! #RP69fanfic

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@pauiepatootie

1 year

4vr bulking szn. 😂😂😂

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@pauiepatootie

7 years

TOTGU - the one that ginago u.

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@pauiepatootie

7 years

Me: Tito pengeng pamasko. Tito: Sayaw ka muna. Me: Ayokoooo. Big boy na ako. Tito: *pulls out 1,000-peso bills* Me: Ate, paki-play ang Kilometro. Thanks.

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@pauiepatootie

7 months

My failed attempt to do a wink. 🥲🥲🥲

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@pauiepatootie

7 years

“Are you ready to learn how to steal and become a great thief?” Ocean 13 gulped. Lupin III nodded. Robin Hood shuddered. 4 Horsemen blinked nervously. “Yes, Ferdinand Marcos." they said in unison.

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@pauiepatootie

6 years

Sira ang Globe, walang tubig, walang kuryente, sira ang BPI, delayed ang sweldo. Hahaha. Ang tagal mamatay ni Dut3rte sa totoo lang.

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6 months

Ang init. 🥵🥵🥵

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@pauiepatootie

11 months

Feeling a little chunky today. 🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻

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Paulo

@pauiepatootie

8 months

I dare you to post a random mirror selfie. Wholesome muna, next time na ko maghuhubad. 😅😅😅

Harry Pootah (on energy saving mode)

@bryantukin

8 months

I dare you to post a random mirror selfie kinemelyn 😊😂

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9 months

lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

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@pauiepatootie

5 months

The goal is to be a cuddly tank-built bebeboi. 😬😬😬

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@pauiepatootie

3 months

Gusto ko na umuwi. Jabol na jabol na ko. Sago sago na ‘to. 😩😩💦

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Paulo

@pauiepatootie

3 months

What if headlock kita? 😅

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8 months

Tigas-tigasan pero Pantropiko by BINI on repeat. Malapit lapit na sumayaw. 😂😂😂

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5 months

Re-entering my chonky boi era. 😂😅😬

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@pauiepatootie

7 years

Just when I decided to sit this night out. Nasa TxF si ate @hellobangsie :((

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@pauiepatootie

4 months

Eto na naman siya. 😂😬😅

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Paulo

@pauiepatootie

8 months

Ang sakit ng ngipin ko, parang kelangan ko ng bagong sapatos. 🥵🥵🥵

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@pauiepatootie

8 months

Semi-tank build pero soft boi irl. 😂😂😂

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11 months

Entering my zaddy era. 😩😩😩

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7 months

Kunwari mysterious and nonchalant pero OA IRL. 😅😅😅

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@pauiepatootie

5 months

Your boi just turned 30-ish today. 🎉🎉🎉 Cue: Huwag Muna Tayong Umuwi by Bini

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@pauiepatootie

7 years

@rondelosangeles @hellobangsie Ewan ko ba. Walang warning. Walang anything. She just showed up there. :(

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@pauiepatootie

4 months

Kandong na. 😬😅😂

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@pauiepatootie

4 months

Ending a long work week with this cutie pero amoy danggit. 😅😂🤣

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@pauiepatootie

7 months

Hello from my isang pirasong bang. 😅😅😅

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@pauiepatootie

5 months

Buhay single dad. 🥴🥴🥴

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Paulo

@pauiepatootie

6 months

Deload week. 😬😬😬

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@pauiepatootie

5 months

Matigas pa sa tiwtiw na galit. 💪🏼🥴

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Paulo

@pauiepatootie

6 years

Only the Avatar mastered all four elements. Only he could stop the ruthless firebenders, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

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Paulo

@pauiepatootie

3 months

Bagyo whomvste?

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Paulo

@pauiepatootie

8 years

ME: OMG! ANG SARAP KUMAIN!!! ALSO ME:

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Paulo

@pauiepatootie

7 years

Sia ft Autotelic One, two, three... iiwanan mo ako. One, two, three... iiwanan mo ako.

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@pauiepatootie

5 months

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@pauiepatootie

7 years

Overheard at TxF “Tangina mo naman kasing burikat ka. Kinain lang yung pwet mo na-inlove ka na. Nasa tumbong mo ba yung puso mo?” Deadt.😂😂

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@pauiepatootie

9 months

Who’s your daddy? What if pakilala mo ko. 😂😂😂

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@pauiepatootie

10 months

Kandong na.

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Paulo

@pauiepatootie

5 months

You are who are you. 👏🏻🙇🏻‍♂️🥰

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@pauiepatootie

6 months

if u see this, qrt with a picture you feel pretty in.

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@claribabes

6 months

if u see this, qrt with picture u feel pretty in

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@pauiepatootie

2 months

Daddy duties. 🤙🏻😬

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@pauiepatootie

5 years

Tweet tweet ang sabi ng isang ibon. Sino itong anak ng dating diktador na critical condition at nakaintubate na? Lumipad daw papuntang SG gamit ang private jet ni Chavit para makaiwas sa media.

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@pauiepatootie

6 months

Salamin, Salamin on repeat. 😅😅😅

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4 months

May baklang naligo sa ulan. 😂😬😅

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@pauiepatootie

6 months

What if, kumandong ka? 😂😂😂

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@pauiepatootie

5 months

Hirap maging single dad. 🥴🥲😬

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@pauiepatootie

7 years

When will your hometown Mcdonalds be ever??? Ang ganda ng Mcdo dito sa amin. ♥️♥️♥️ 📍Mcdonalds, Savano Park.

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Paulo

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7 years

Office talks: Saan ba desk ni Paulo? Sinong Paulo? Marami sila. Yung maraming pagkain palagi. WAG NIYO AKONG IJUDGE. IM A GROWING BABY BOY WHO NEEDS HIS MAINTENANCE FOOD. 😂😂😂

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7 months

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3 months

Confirmed: sago sago nga! 🧋🧋🧋

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7 years

May kasal akong pupuntahan sa March and almost all of my friends will bring their plus one. HAHAHAHAHA. This is actually the phase of my life where my friends are getting married, having children, or getting their shit together. Ako eto, tikol lang araw araw.

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@pauiepatootie

6 months

Hindi naman masakit. 👉🏻🥴👈🏻

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@pauiepatootie

7 years

@keiakamatsu @JamesManset05 @Skibinger28 A school that tolerates and allows plagiarism. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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7 years

In 2018, I will leave all the toxic people behind. **bye self.

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8 years

@_jassygirl @MillennialOfMNL @itskylecanilao4

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@pauiepatootie

7 years

The floor is homophobia, misogyny, and bigotry.

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@pauiepatootie

8 years

@_jassygirl @MillennialOfMNL @itskylecanilao4 Porket walang copyright ang twitter pwede na magnakaw? Hahaha. Plagiarism for the sake of traction ba??? Hahaha.

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6 months

Ang buhay parang billiards, minsan kelangan mo masargo. 🎱🎱🎱

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@pauiepatootie

7 years

To more late night “Babe, saan ka? Sunduin kita. Ice cream tayo sa parking lot” escapades. 😄😄😄

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3 months

Eyyy ka muna. 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

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7 months

🎶 oh shux eto ba ay pag-ibig na? totoo ba ang pinadama, cause boy, it feels so good 🎵

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4 months

Sinong muntik maiyak sa single leg press? 😂🥲😅

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5 months

When the bewbs are bewbing. 😬🥴😅

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@pauiepatootie

7 years

MAY MAGJOWANG NAGBE-BREAK DITO SA PAOTSIN SM. Ate: Wag mo kong iyakan huy! Hindi pa ako patay! Kuya: Pero patay na patay ako sa’yo. Ang swabe. Ayun okay na sila. Torjakan na yaaaaan.

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@pauiepatootie

8 months

2012-2024. Nadiscover ang filter. 😅😅😅

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@kitokun_

8 months

2012-2024. Double the weight double the fun. 🥲

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Paulo

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7 years

@yoitsyjhieeee Like this po. Hahahaha.

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Paulo

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5 years

“Kala ko ba hindi mo siya bet?” then he said “hindi nga, atleast free ride, dinner, and coffee sa Tagaytay tapos iwan ko na after”. So I acted like nothing’s wrong. Nung nasa SB Tagaytay na kami sabi ko naiwan ko wallet ko sa kotse tapos I went home and left them there. 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

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@pauiepatootie

7 years

FAMILIARITY DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO INVADE SOMEONE'S BODY WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT.

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@pauiepatootie

7 years

@keiakamatsu @jaicabajar @Skibinger28 @JamesManset05 We have just been subtweetdt. 😂😂😂

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@pauiepatootie

7 years

I have this unshakable feeling of homesickness at home because I’m not with you.

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Paulo

@pauiepatootie

7 years

Anong pinaka-wild na ginawa mo during sex? Me: minahal ko siya.

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@pauiepatootie

5 years

Dear straight people, Kapag may nagpakilala sa inyo tapos feel niyo na LGBTQI+ sila, DONT FUCKING CHANGE their name to your preferred term. Tulad kanina, I clearly said that my name is “Paulo” tapos sasabihan ako na “Ah, Paula”. Pakyu. Hindi nakakatuwa. Nagmamahal, PaulO

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@pauiepatootie

6 years

As a science major, this is my main takeaway from Behind the Curve.