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“Sue…did the president call?”

New York, NY
Joined January 2014
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21 days
26 B*TCHES!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
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2 months
Oh we are not seeing another album for at least a decade
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2 months
Adele gets emotional while closing out her shows tonight in Munich: “It has been amazing, I just need a rest. I have spent the last 7 years building a life for myself, and I want to live it now.”
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2 months
Donald Trump: They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats!
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2 months
“That’s why I got involved in the taliban.”
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5 months
HOG is CRAZY
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6 months
Taylor Swift – ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ review: a rare misstep Arriving at the peak of her imperial phase, Swift’s 11th studio album is surprisingly flat and, at times, cringeworthy. Read the NME review
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11 months
Someone tell me what’s in Brazil’s water because Jesus CHRIST
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2 months
Tweeting rude shit like this…yall need to chill out
no lips and jacked up teeth i wouldn’t even look your way if you walked past me on the street
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6 months
I’m sorry but I wish I was a woman and I wish I looked this hot
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comfort kylie stans
6 months
pov: you went out with Kylie Jenner and she flirts with you like this:
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9 months
Girl give me ANYTHING I beg.
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5 months
If you think she’s talking about LGBTQ+ rights, and not about the ongoing genocide that our president is currently funding, you are an absolute idiot. Too many gays on this site with the most insane tunnel vision.
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5 months
Chappell Roan reveals she turned down offer to perform at the White House for Pride: “In response to the White House who asked me to perform for Pride: we want liberty, justice and freedom for all. When you do that, that’s when I’ll come.”
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7 months
Girl just shit on him omfg
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7 months
We need to start over
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6 months
This album is so good when you don’t have a twink in your ear telling you it isn’t
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11 months
Redownloaded Hinge and yall….. AM I HIDEOUS?
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5 months
I obviously don’t agree with all these scores but something refreshing about a publication that remains a harsh critic in a time when a majority are too afraid to be honest about their opinions in fear of stan backlash.
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main pop girls' pitchfork scores for their recent albums
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6 months
My ears are begging me to listen to something else but it’s IMPOSSIBLE!!!
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9 months
Every Sue tantrum SENDS me
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who’s got that one glee clip? i’ll start us off
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10 months
Cancelled right after I prepped.
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80 DEGREES ON OCTOBER 22ND
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6 months
@3dirtyboyz Alright maybe we need to go to therapy
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6 months
@callmeCash Matt bb calm down. Taylor doesn't even know who you are queen you don't have to do this LOL
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6 months
Kissed a handsome man and then ran into a door right after it happened
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1 year
I’ve taken a PISS longer than this
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1 year
‘Barbie World’ by Nicki Minaj, Ice Spice and Aqua off the #Barbie soundtrack will have a length of 1 minute and 49 seconds, according to iTunes.
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11 months
G*ys expecting a pop album from a rapper once again.
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10 months
Well that was short lived
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10 months
Met my husband last night
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7 months
Now there’s discourse about gays smooching at the clubs?!?!
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2 months
Are you free next week? I bet we’d have really good…bed chem
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1 year
So when’s the next vacay?
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2 years
Felt perty today
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5 months
Stream Apple by Charli xcx
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23 days
I still vividly remember watching this scene and coming to terms with the fact that veep would become my favorite show of all time
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cinesthetic.
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whats the funniest scene in film/tv show? like the one you can watch hundreds of times and still laugh about it
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4 months
London you were so good to me!
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2 years
I think the time has come for me to become much more annoying on this platform
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2 years
Me almost vomiting at the gym paid off today
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6 months
I’m everywhere, I’m so Julia ah-ah, ahhhh
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1 year
If my bf ever asked to do push-ups with him on vacation I’d kms
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Keeping Up With Manu Ríos
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📷 Manu Ríos and stylist Marc Forné spotted in Antibes, France #Cannes2023
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6 months
Cleaning the sh*t out of my dirty apartment and honestly I should start doing this for money
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10 months
UR KIDDING
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9 months
Maybe I’ll start to wear these glasses more often
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11 months
#NewProfilePic refusing to shut up today
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6 months
@CMoonisme Reality Von(Tits) it’s just a critique of music. That’s why art is fun! Drink some tea and enjoy the weekend queen
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10 months
Retail therapy included new gym clothes
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2 months
This gag crop has gone to hell and back
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5 months
i dare you to post a random mirror selfie
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6 months
@KrisKelkar You are in for the most insane ride of your life
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@HeyMichaelKing @cowboy_clinton Yall stans have lost your minds 😭
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1 year
Beard is getting to a point where I look like a werewolf
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2 months
Italians are wild. I’ve been talking to this man on Grindr for 5 minutes and he just told me he loves me?! I gotta move here.
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6 months
@wonderfuljoey23 Well too late for that
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@thatguyuptown Girl get a grip!!!
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11 months
I am A GROWN MAN
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5 months
@reenapeena Well music is subjective and these have different people reviewing them
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@rkktweets Honest and well written review appreciated it
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@callmeCash Girl its just a critique of music you can still listen to it and like it LOL
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1 year
THESE LEGS?!
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7 months
I finished SATC. Uncovered something so dark and sinister. I am her.
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7 months
A MEETING SCHEDULED DURING THE ECLIPSE
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5 months
Hehehe
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2 months
“Concepts of a plan”
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4 months
I can’t BELIEVE I have to leave my little balcony
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1 year
People are not paying their credit cards off in full every month?! My anxiety would literally skyrocket
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5 months
@Gaaalicia Yeah cause it’s an incredible album
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3 months
I gotta stop messaging men when I’m drunk.
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11 months
@wonza_johnson It’s unREAL
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10 months
What was the plan here?
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9 months
I’m losing my goddamn mind
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Looked at pictures of myself from last summer. Tan, skinty, full of joy
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11 months
Now why am I feelin some sort of way….🫦
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7 months
Bathroom lighting is HITTING
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3 months
what happened in regards to alcohol consumption yesterday can never happen again
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11 months
Bought a fire island share for next year and now the island is sinking
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11 months
One of my girls got Morgan wallen as her top artist
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1 year
Gay men and their inappropriate behavior within bars is on another level. Sexually assaulting people IS NOT a way of hitting on them. Stop being a goddamn perv
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9 months
@RFPTaker After the first response I was like alright well this has been fun
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8 months
How are some of u so skinny? WHAT DO U EAT?! SHOW ME UR WAYS
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11 months
Redownloaded Grindr after a year
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11 months
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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tay.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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Every time I come back to Chicago it’s like…why don’t I live here again?
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1 year
*Monday work call* “Anyone do anything fun this weekend?” Me in the camera:
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9 months
T-10 days till the cut begins
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@hankharryhenry Idk maybe tell me more about ur damn day Henry?
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11 months
@Doyarchu @POTUS let’s get this going here
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30 days
That is finasteride and minoxidil mama. My balding ass would know!
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whoever is responsible for this hairstyle i thank you from the bottom of my heart you’re a real one
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7 months
Oh my god?
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10 months
I would like to thank Anne Hathaway and her agent for casting her in these absolutely delicious thrillers
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10 months
The first official trailer for ‘Mother’s Instinct’ starring Anne Hathaway and Jessica Chastain has been released.
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3 months
This bender that we are on needs to end IMMEDIATELY…after today
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5 months
Thinking about pride 2022 when I wore the most hideous striped SHEIN crop top that felt like rubber and I thought I looked like the hottest gay in west village
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2 years
Every time I have to type “how was your weekend” into hinge I can feel my fingers slowly disintegrating
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11 months
@brandochii THIS GIF?! LOL
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5 months
Barber CHOPPED my hair today
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3 months
When Catherine wrote an essay on the Israeli occupation of the West Bank in veep. YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP.
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Kamala Harris' stepdaughter, Ella Emhoff, reportedly helped raise money for "supporting urgent relief for Gaza’s children" on her personal Instagram account.
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An actual message I sent a man ln
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