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creature humanoid feral baby fairy evil hag | $20 DM fee if not mutual | $100 unblock fee Venmo: patronskank

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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
9 days
hi u all are really horny which is cool because im really hot & good at getting men off my sexting rate is 50/hr, I have several photo sets for sale currently & a few custom slots, I also do girlfriend experiences, dick ratings, I don’t sext for free and I block ugly broke men 🖤
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
hey with the intention to be ur trashy cigarette mom figure
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
It should actually be so illegal to make people wear clothes in this weather its 98° out at 7pm lmaoooo wtffff
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
anyways. back to my full time job of being hot on the internet
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
see also:
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
27 days
cut my bangs into baby bangs slightly concerned I’m ugly now but fuck it we ball
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
the sexiest girl you know has a laundry mountain only god could excavate
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
I was like oh no what if this dress makes me look shapeless ps ignore the smudge on the mirror it’s actually not a smudge it’s the Ross poltergeist
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
29 days
my pussy tastes like malboro menthols and cherry Pepsi btw
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
26 days
UmmmmMMMM I SHAPESHIFTED
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
HOES MAD ASK ME IF I CARE PUTAAAAA 🗣️
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
27 days
when she built like an imvu character >>>>
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
23 days
ok done crying time to be cute :0)
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
just a girl, her mysterious illness, and her joutfit against the world
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
24 days
Bestie invited me to dinner and I had to pick the place within walking distance from my apartment so I don’t get a dui happy Sunday 💕
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
happy early 4th of July americaheads here’s me americamaxxing (boobs and burger)
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
24 days
heyyyyyyyYyyyyyyyyyyy it’s national send a really pretty girl with tattoos and the ass of angel $20 via electronic payment located in my bio day
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
27 days
Sike fuck what ya heard i actually love these bangs not wearing any highlighter btw just naturally greasy
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
I’m not naked I’m wearing an off the shoulder dress
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
26 days
part of having a very beautiful goth gf is accepting only half of her eyebrows are real if any at all
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
28 days
happy Thursday who wanna trick on this fem nonbinary with slight tboy swag (“cashapp me”-citygirls)
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
18 days
wuld u hire me
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
what if we kissed while I’m in the brat green bikini
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
15 days
at least im sexy /:
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
28 days
Yeah xx
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
22 days
Me when I get blueballed out of the maxxxine feature /:
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
15 days
If I follow you back please don’t let that go to your fucking head please and for the love of god be fucking normal about it
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
20 days
reminder that I have a fat ass and I’m really funny and I have big naturals and I want ur money
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
hello 911 it’s f а g g о т Friday and they’re not even playing brat at the pool id like to report a hate crime
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
patronskank is tendermaxxing. who else up getting heart cracked wide openpilled
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
20 days
I fear the yellow hair affect is that now I am dysmorphic and everyone but me knows I am ugly what the fuck is that all about
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
if you don’t buy these to jork your peamits to im going to send a вомв to your very location with my mind and it’s going to explode you and only you . when the whole time. u could have just bought my set and let your peamits explode
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
16 days
where’s the far leftist men who read & are socially emotionally intelligent & love their mothers but not too much just enough & also would go to the ends of the earth for me & also want to put a baby in me & also would кill someone for me & also love how evil and bossy I am
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
26 days
I’m really horny like clit engorged humping the air except all metaphorically and instead of craving sex I crave emotional intimacy
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
26 days
will someone come over and lay in my bed and listen to my records with me while u tell me about the saddest thing that’s ever happened to you
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
also if we are mutual that means ur hot . or look easy to rob. maybe both
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
23 days
Forcing everyone to sit in moody lighting while I weepy silently behind the bar happy Tuesday everyone
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
Did I just accidentally go viral for being hot
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
30 days
I just wanna be somebody’s fat pussy wife :(
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
24 days
he hates me I ruin everything by being so fucking silly and annoying
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
why is everyone so scared to fall into a soul crushingly passionate situationship
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
24 days
hey . Does anyone wanna be best friends forever
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
Wearing a skirt with no panties and drinking so much espresso until I shit myself and it drips all down my legs
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
ok hear me out. cigarette mom photo shoot. me. cheetah thong. red lipstick. tits out. huffing on a sweet malboro menthol 100. Would you purchase a set that paid homage to one of americas cultural anthropologic staples
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
22 days
I have a job interview today for a GM position at a different shop wish me luck xoxo
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
28 days
Also . Until you’ve proven you’re soft sensitive sweet man. I am fucking vicious and I straight up don’t care what comes out of my mouth I’m mean I do not care cope harder hoe idk why you’d think the dumb bitch with the throat sleeve is going to be polite if ur a freak ass
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
im celebrating a pretty big milestone, im officially 2 weeks clean today from telling меn on the internet to go diе❤️
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
Taking one of those shits where you get fully unclothed and convinced someone’s going to find your lifeless body toppled over next to the toilet completely naked and covered in ur own shit
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
23 days
I love when mutual men DM me and tell me I’m funny and then try to flirt with me or sext me and I’m like hey. I’m a sex worker on here and I’m not interested in doing this for free on account of not being attracted to you. And then they unfollow me
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
15 days
This is a subtweet to my male mutuals no woman or enby person has ever been fucking weird about it do not immediately DM me and ask if I’m attracted to you do not DM and flirt with me unless I fuckin flirt with you first I’m a sex worker and don’t want to talk to you unless u pay
@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
15 days
If I follow you back please don’t let that go to your fucking head please and for the love of god be fucking normal about it
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
3 months
had 2 let my hair down on hoes 🍑🌸
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
23 days
what . The flip
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
3 months
bein a thot in my moms bathroom cos my dad who banned me from her house is out of town (he’s musty unemployed and a bad bitch hater as are all of my haters)
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
23 days
Having a partner that is into politics & is a leftist is honestly a non negotiable for me sorry babe we read theory in this house and we’re registered to the CPUSA fuck outta here in this climate being not political like are you fuckin dumb
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
like if you think I should Venmo request my ex $100,000 as reparations for being evil and having a small penis
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
24 days
10 likes I’ll tickle the foot
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
They put me in jail for telling one of my evil reply guys to unalive himself 1 like = 1 pardon in the court of musk
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
I just want to be someone’s trashy wife is that too much to ask
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
16 days
oh to be a pitbull who lives lavishly once rescued from the streets fully devoted to a woman in her 20s
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
why it as big as my head tho
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
15 days
Do you ever have moments where you’re like yeah if I was off my meds I would probably be balls deep in some thoughts about bl*wing my br*ins out
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
ovulating. I need a padded room immediately
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
Just wanted 2 announce I am drunk crying in my apartment after pride because I feel like little me would think I’m so fucking cool and that the life I lead is fucking dope and the relationships I have are fucking meaningful and deep and I don’t think I’ve ever felt this fulfilled
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
29 days
oh look at the time it’s take 15mg edible and reply to everyone’s instagram stories o’clock
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
15 days
Chances are I clocked your ass as autistic or Slavic or Jewish or god forbid you’re a little funny just don’t let it go to your head man and just remember ur never funnier than me that is something no man will ever be
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
40k views is insane can everyone stop perceiving me please
@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
It should actually be so illegal to make people wear clothes in this weather its 98° out at 7pm lmaoooo wtffff
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
4 followers until I show hole
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
17 days
what does it mean if you think ur body odor smells really good and you think to yourself if a man smelled this right now he would go absolutely feral . am I ovulating
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
16 days
guys it’s 2024 I don’t care if you actually want kids and I don’t care if you only have a strap I personally think not having a breeding kink should be considered atypical and further not having a creampie kink is just puritan
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
Do you think he knows he saved my life
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
Awful news for you all I don’t sell content but I do occasionally make money off of just being pretty online
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
28 days
please call me doctor skank I did not spend millions on a Ph(at)D(ick) degree to be called mx or ms
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
what should I do with my hair next
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
17 days
I want to leave indiana there’s no hot people left here
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
22 days
I also only applied to be a barista and they were like actually …..
@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
22 days
I have a job interview today for a GM position at a different shop wish me luck xoxo
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
27 days
Do you ever look at lewd photos of yourself and get horny like fuck she’s fine I wanna have raw sex with her rn
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
27 days
Scared to open Twitter in this coffee shop in case my pussy pops up on my screen
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
22 days
I would like to get married . like yesterday actually so losers and suitors please stand in a single file line while I take attendance
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
1 month
me when he’s kind and gentle natured
@LostBanditArt
The Lost Bandit
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Me grabbing his meat so he can’t get away
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
17 days
okay I’m gonna be honest! I am not doing okay and want to crawl into a hole and never leave my house ever again
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
4 months
hey guys
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
2 months
anyways if you want to Venmo me reparations on behalf of my ex being mean to me or just because I am a pretty girl my Venmo is patronskank
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
30 days
I will not quit my job with nothing lined up I will not quit my job with nothing lined up I will not quit my job with nothing lined up I will not quit my job with nothing lined up I will not quit my job with nothing lined up I will not quit my job with nothing lined up I wil
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@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
22 days
Just put in my notice I will consider staying for more money but otherwise I’m outtie bye y’all value me or go to fuckin hell I’ve done too god damn much for this shop
@patronskank
patronskank, phD is the peoples princess
22 days
I have a job interview today for a GM position at a different shop wish me luck xoxo
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