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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

An important meteorologist came in for lunch today. He did not get any bulk bbq to go, I think Houston is in the clear this weekend.

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Patrick Feges

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1 year

We no longer care how much Mattress Mack bets on sports. Please stop announcing it every time he places a bet.

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4 years

Plumber just showed up at 9:15 PM to fix our hot water heater. In case anybody was wondering how hard plumbers were workin in Texas right now.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

1 year

It may not be celebrity endorsed, but it’s a great fucking burger.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 years

Hey Houston, Feges BBQ really needs your patronage right now.

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4 years

All of Texas Houston

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

5 sailors died in a training accident this week and I haven’t seen a single picture of 5 beers sitting out at a bar or 5 flags planted in the yard in memorial. Just like the other 2300+ killed in Afghanistan, people only seem to care when it suits their agenda.

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Patrick Feges

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2 months

Had a nice pity party by the dumpsters with some of the other restaurant owners in our strip center. Second month in a row we have had to clean out our walk in coolers.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 years

Welp, another day of begging people to order pick up and begging the government for assistance just so we can continue paying our staff. This is exhausting, please continue ordering from you favorite local restaurants. We all need your help.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 years

Our sales this week were 16% of what they were before this bullshit started. But we donated our 5,000th meal this week, so we have that going for us.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 years

About a week after receiving 32 units of blood in Ramadi back in 2004. #NationalPurpleHeartDay

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

I too find the price of meat ridiculously high. Maybe instead of blaming restaurants, direct your frustration to the 4 meat packing companies who control 80% of meat sold in the US. They’re the only one making money at the moment.

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Patrick Feges

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2 years

The agent of a projected 6th rounder asked us to provide FREE bbq for 50 people for his draft party. Bro, we’re a Thursday night bbq joint, not a Saturday afternoon joint.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 years

Hi it’s me, fighting with every dickhead about masks on our business page because I have a year’s worth of pent up anger and I’m fucking done with this bullshit.

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Patrick Feges

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2 years

So the Astros cheating is worse than the Yankees and Red Sox because they cut out the middleman on second base? All 3 stole signs. The new argument seems to be that the Astros were worse because they relayed the info directly to the batter.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

Oof, what a day. Yes bbq is expensive, I can’t do anything about meat prices. I’m sorry we serve bread and butter pickles and not regular pickles, whatever the fuck those are. Anyways, here’s your refund.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 years

Can we just store barrels of oil in the Astrodome?

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Patrick Feges

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3 years

Shout out to the dude who dropped a one star review on opening day.

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Patrick Feges

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1 year

We charge $30 for a pound of brisket. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Patrick Feges

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3 years

I am so incredibly proud for @FegesBBQ to be recognized as one of the best 50 bbq restaurants in Texas. She may not have been mentioned in the article, but Feges BBQ isn’t where we’re at today without @purslane_erin .

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 years

Showing this to the health department next time they inspect us.

🚨 Rusty Surette

@KBTXRusty

4 years

"People and businesses don't need the state to tell them how to operate," says Gov. Abbott.

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Patrick Feges

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8 months

John Mother Fucking Brotherton is one of the most loved and respected people in bbq. He was the best of us. He was a great ambassador for Texas bbq. Hug your local pitmaster this week, we’re all hurting.

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Patrick Feges

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3 months

So my dad passed away this week. Not a complete surprise, but still a shock nonetheless. He loved to tell me, “I know that you can make a really good smoked brisket, but I make this Dr Pepper brisket in the oven that is some of the best that you’ll ever have.”

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Patrick Feges

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3 years

If the City of Houston regulated and scrutinized chemical plants as much as they did bbq restaurants and food trucks, we wouldn’t have all these incidents.

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3 years

Honestly, I’m just happy we’re still around after this past year and a half.

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Patrick Feges

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10 months

I cooked 67 whole turkeys this morning. I ate duck.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

Here’s to getting the shit kicked out of you all day. We slang a lot of bbq today, I’ve been waiting four weeks for a day like today.

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Patrick Feges

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4 years

The next moderator should be the guy who threw his shoes at George Bush.

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Patrick Feges

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4 months

Is anybody else seeing a lack of communication from center point and city leadership on an actual timetable of repairs. Or am I just not looking that hard.

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Patrick Feges

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3 years

Open a bbq restaurant they said. It’ll be fun they said.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

9 months

A new Christmas tradition where parents of young children shoot off fireworks at 6 am in response to the turds shooting off fireworks until 1 am.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

2 years

Looks like I can finally post this picture.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 years

@hels I would just not return it and then they would have to pay the late fee. Maybe even regift it to someone else, really rack up those fees.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

1 year

Poblano peach burnt ends this weekend at @FegesBBQ

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

2 months

If only there was a company that could turn on the power to GRB… Aim that criticism somewhere else @whitmire_john . Houston needs this distraction, just like we did in 2017.

Greg Rajan

@GregRajan

2 months

Houston's mayor lobs a grenade at the Astros for playing Tuesday: “George Brown doesn't have energy yesterday ... but we got a ball game going on down the street two blocks,” Whitmire said. “We got to get our priorities right, folks.”

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Patrick Feges

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7 months

As someone who owns a bbq restaurant in Houston, I’d like to petition to make every day Go Texan Day.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 years

Order directly from the restaurants!

Susie Cagle

@susie_c

4 years

The owner of @ChiPizzaBoss shared this nightmarish Grubhub invoice that will haunt me for days.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

I used to take this guy to baseball games when he was just a kid. Today he bought me a ticket to my first WS game.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 months

My beer in the fridge is starting to cool back down. I get to sleep in my own bed tonight. Bar Bludorn reopened so we get to keep our reservations for tonight that we made weeks ago. Wyatt goes back to school tomorrow. Things are looking up.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 months

Last night on the way home from work, a car blew through a red light and hit my truck. Truck is dead, I’m bruised but fine (I think, currently at the dr office)

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 months

Fun fact: “loss of business” insurance only kicks in after 72 hours. Go visit your favorite local restaurant and bar this weekend.

Jody Schmal

@jodyschmal

4 months

Some Houston restaurants are still struggling to reopen one week after severe storms via @houstonchron

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

2 years

When I was just a line cook, I always went and grabbed bbq for lunch after a particular rough service the night before. Always acted as a sort of reset for my head. Yesterday wasn’t fun, so today I’m eating at one of my favorite bbq joints.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

This surge feels different from any other time this past year because guests absolutely do not give a fuck what small businesses are going through right now.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

A warm, fresh glazed @ShipleyDo_Nuts is really the superior donut. All those places that just throw a bunch of crap on top of their donut are just pretenders.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

1 year

. @BbqLavaca smoked pork belly trompo yesterday at @troubadour_fest

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Patrick Feges

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3 years

It makes me so happy that @CDScrapMetal guy pays for his food with $2 bills.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

9 months

Finally got tired of listening to the complaints, and the one star reviews, and switched to coke products. First guest today: “What, no Big Red?!” Y’all, Pepsi distributes Big Red.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

5 months

An employee’s car was stolen out of the parking lot. Called @houstonpolice over an hour and a half ago and no one has showed up. Station full of cop cars less than half a mile away.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

On november 9th of 2020, I signed the nda to start the process of bottling our bbq sauces. We finally get them delivered tomorrow. On to the next project.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

Also, if you use HTX and not HOU, we know you’re a pretender.

B.Scott from Hiram Clarke

@brandonkscott

3 years

REMINDER: If you say UH instead of UofH, you’re a fraud. It’s the law.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

2 years

Live in an area experiencing a drought? For a small fee, I will schedule an outdoor cooking event near you. Guaranteed to produce rain or your money back.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

I wish there was a way to let social media ad spyware know that I finally bought a backpack and that they don’t need to keep advertising backpacks to me anymore.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 years

My parents have been stuck in their hillside neighborhood outside Fredericksburg with no power or water for 5 days now. They’ve been checking on and feeding their elderly neighbors the whole time. That’s what Texans do. They deserve a trip to Cancun.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

Fege’s

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Patrick Feges

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1 year

It’s like the entire city of Houston has forgotten Harden running everybody off, helping Morey bury this team in a hole, and then quitting on the city. I don’t understand the sudden infatuation with bringing him back.

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Patrick Feges

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1 year

Shoutout to all the baseball fans celebrating Altuve’s injury. May the Astros continue to knock your team out of the playoffs year after year.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

2 years

Happy birthday to the Queen of BBQ, the future Queen of BBQ, and the Queen of England.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

2 years

Shit, I would have put a juicy lucy on the menu if it would have kept him here.

Jon Heyman

@JonHeyman

2 years

Why Carlos Correa said he loves the Twin Cities/Twins: 1. Family atmosphere 2. Batter’s Eye at Target Field (1.205 OPS there) 3. Juicy Lucy burgers

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Patrick Feges

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2 years

I need these! For… trolling.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

7 years

13 years ago today, I took one for the team.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

1 year

Welp, adding “don’t pick up fucking snakes in the parking lot” to the employee handbook next week. JFC

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 years

Hey Houston bar owners, hit me up!

Eater Austin

@EaterAustin

4 years

Texas bars can reopen if they sell food from food trucks or vendors

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

7 years

Neighbors left their automatic sprinklers on.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 years

I miss Ed Emmett.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

2 months

Do yourself a favor and run your garbage disposal before you go to bed tonight.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

8 months

Did you know you can pick up a tray of deviled eggs from @HEB ? You don’t even need to be going to a party, you can just eat them on the way home.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

2 years

Anyways, here’s a pig.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

Eating cheese off of a wooden block next to some cold cuts is fine dining, but shoveling shredded cheese into your mouth by the handful while standing over the sink makes your weirdo?

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

2 months

Today seems like a good day to show off this tattoo of a bald eagle holding a pork rib I got in Alaska.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

8 years

I earned this 12 years ago today.

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Patrick Feges

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24 days

Due to unexpected turnover, I have been working the closing pit shift the past couple of weeks and I am absolutely nailing the second half of the brisket cook.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

1 year

Look at this dork

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@PreviewNow

1 year

Barbecue pit rooms can get as hot as 150 degrees Fahrenheit, but AC is a luxury few can afford @jcreidtx @HoustonChron

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

Watch with the sound on. Does not disappoint.

Sada

@Evi3Zamora

3 years

This was a wild 46 seconds

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 months

Contrary to popular belief, these are not complementary after dinner barbecue sauce bottles.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

2 months

This makes me so happy!

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

Lol, someone stole our grease dumpster. 🤦‍♂️

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

They’re beautiful.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 months

He never made it for me, just bragged about it. So I’ll be walking around the dining room at Feges BBQ tomorrow, handing out cans of Lone Star and Dr Pepper burnt ends.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

5 years

My wife and Chopped Champion @PurslaneErin competed against 3 other champions just a few months after Wyatt was born last year. Tonight he got to see how badass his mom is.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 months

Just in time for Memorial Day weekend.

Feges BBQ

@FegesBBQ

4 months

Power is back! Delivery trucks came this morning and our staff are hard at work prepping for service tomorrow. See y’all at 11am.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

3 years

Duck. Skin. Cracklin.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

2 years

Man, Erin is going to be pissed when she finds out I picked a fight with the taco editor.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

6 years

Erin and I get the keys to our new house on Friday. It'll be my first place of residence with central AC in 10 years. You know, in case y'all were wondering when we'll get our first cold front.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

2 years

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

9 months

Acquired an extra Dr Pepper hose adapter. Now serving big red.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

4 years

We're trapped in this office building with no office workers to feed. We'll do curbside, we'll meet you at the doors and give you access to eat in this giant, mostly empty food court.

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Patrick Feges

@patrick84_03

2 years

Sorry, you shouldn’t be allowed to criticize restaurants if you can’t take criticism yourself.

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