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I eat, breathe, sweat, and shit the eagles. 1997-Infinity

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@pastramifries
EDP445
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Ma nigga p. Diddy fucked up big time!
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16 days
Yo
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18 days
I was eating a bitch ass out and she farted in my mouth
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1 month
27 with 4 kids!? God fucking damn! 🤣🤣
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@pastramifries
EDP445
18 days
We just fucked ourselves
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EDP445
14 days
God damn she got some big ass titties! When can I eat ? 😋
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@pastramifries
EDP445
3 months
If you honestly think the country is better off with Joe Biden as president, you’re just a stupid ass muthafucker, and there’s no saving you
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EDP445
1 month
Apple TV sucks fucking cock
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EDP445
1 month
So I heard that Barack Obama was talking about trump at the dnc opening last night. Let trump talk some shit about that big eared muthafucker, his ass is looking at 20 years in the federal lockup
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EDP445
8 days
I just seen a homeless chick walking across the parking lot with her pussy hanging out. Pants all ripped off and shit 🤢
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@pastramifries
EDP445
28 days
Jalen hurts is a fucking dumbass
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EDP445
18 days
Garbage ass fucking defense
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EDP445
3 months
What’s crackin lol it hotter than a muthafucker out there yall, please stay hydrated
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EDP445
18 days
Here comes the defense to fuck it all up
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@pastramifries
EDP445
11 months
It tickles 🤗 #portapottychronicles
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@pastramifries
EDP445
28 days
Well this is game over
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EDP445
15 days
Whos ready to get fucked in the ass by New Orleans ?
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@pastramifries
EDP445
2 months
I am in Eagles Arkansas Razorbacks, Chicago White Sox, Pittsburgh Penguins, and San Antonio Spurs fan 😂
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@pastramifries
EDP445
1 month
I tried telling you whiteboys can’t play corner, but hey…wtf do I know
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@pastramifries
EDP445
28 days
This nigga slips and falls
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EDP445
18 days
This offense ain’t shit without AJ BROWN
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EDP445
24 days
Disrespect me imma dive off in your dentures like yo dentist 🦷
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EDP445
5 months
Still can’t believe the eagles drafted a white corner lmfao
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@pastramifries
EDP445
6 months
I’ll never understand why it’s so popular to trade players for picks. Muthafucker, if I’m trading a player, I want a player in return! Not some pick that COULD POSSIBLY turn into something good
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@pastramifries
EDP445
17 days
Jaylen Ramsey is gay as fuck
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@pastramifries
EDP445
29 days
I refuse to watch any of Kansas cities games. Fucking fixed ass shit. So tired of this shit
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@pastramifries
EDP445
1 month
Republican to the damn grave
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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If you live in the USA, do you consider yourself
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@pastramifries
EDP445
7 months
My titties itch
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EDP445
1 month
X groovy is where it’s at
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EDP445
18 days
Bryce young is being benched…if I was him I’d demand a fucking trade…. Fuck that weak ass team.
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@pastramifries
EDP445
19 days
Ruby Rose, I can’t wait to have your legs facing my ceiling, while my tongue deep off in your ass while I kiss all along your kitty.
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EDP445
18 days
4th and 4 wide the fuck open. Defense couldn’t be bothered to give a fuck
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25 days
The jets are a pathetic ass franchise
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EDP445
2 months
Oh man, they are kissing Kamala Harris ass on abc news. Might as well say fuck it and finger bang the while you’re at it
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EDP445
1 month
Davis-price just fucked up a damn good drive. Offensive line was doing work, opening up holes and boom RB just fucked it up all up
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EDP445
18 days
I’m taking a shit and it’s coming out black
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EDP445
2 months
Fuck Jalen mills
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@pastramifries
EDP445
10 months
We’re fucked, I turned the game off
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@pastramifries
EDP445
8 months
I love when hurts throws the ball away. Nigga says fuck it lmfao
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@pastramifries
EDP445
3 months
I just ripped off a fantastic ass fart
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EDP445
10 months
Couldn’t be bothered to give a fuck anymore
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EDP445
2 months
They need to go ahead and drop that law and order season 26 in tired of waiting lol
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EDP445
2 months
Wanna watch me take a fat shit?
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EDP445
2 months
Are those dogs fresh? Well put some relish and some mustard on that muthafucka 🤣🤣🤣
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EDP445
11 days
McDonald’s won’t take my order
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@pastramifries
EDP445
28 days
wtf is this kickoff shit
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EDP445
10 months
My car smells like ass!! I keep farting in this bitch
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EDP445
9 months
Fuck Santa Claus he isn’t real
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EDP445
8 months
@HurtsForSix And you celebrate that like it’s some sort of fucking victory
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@pastramifries
EDP445
2 months
Word on the street is that devontae Adam’s wants out of Las Vegas. Shiiittttr, bring him to Philly lol can you imagine AJ BROWN, Devonta smith, and Devonte Adam’s 🤣🤣
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EDP445
18 days
Here we go with these suspect ass calls
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EDP445
1 month
Told you you shouldn’t have drafted a white corner. This bitch dejean looks fucking lost!
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@pastramifries
EDP445
6 months
Nah-nah nah-nah all you niggas die Damn this song is catchy
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EDP445
12 days
There goes devonta smith he’s now injured. It’s fucking hard to watch this shit 🤢🤢🤢😡😡😡😡😡
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EDP445
8 days
Yall ain’t never got no money! Here living around a bunch of broke ass people 🤣🤣🤣 -Friday
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EDP445
9 months
Still waiting for Brian Johnson to be fired
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9 months
Fucking joke ass franchise. You muthafuckers aren’t ruining my only day off. I’m relaxing and saying fuck you sad ass bastards
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EDP445
11 days
🤣🤣🤣 my boy Jalen Carter was talking hella shit! Nigga was pointing down like suck my shit hoe 😂
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EDP445
18 days
Can we get a fucking pass rush!? Holy shit cousins has all damn day to throw
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@pastramifries
EDP445
9 months
This team is so fucking garbage
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@pastramifries
EDP445
1 month
Josh jobe garbage ass self
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EDP445
9 months
So tired of Kansas City, fuck them niggas bro!
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EDP445
11 months
The homie was watching a football game (soccer) in Estonia 🇪🇪 Eastern Europe and saw someone wearing this! Wow, we worldwide 🌎
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EDP445
19 days
It’s not apart of the nfl script to tackle Mahomes! The previous decade it was Tom Brady, now mahomes is getting his dick gobbled up by Roger goodell and the refs
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EDP445
2 months
THIS NIGGA TRASH!!! Bitch FUMBLED!!!
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EDP445
1 month
The dude is a trash ass corner
@Philly_Laz
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I saw Cooper DeJean play yesterday and I’m sorry to say it. But …….. my boy might be a safety 🥲 #FlyEaglesFly #Eagles
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19 days
Who the fuck wants to watch the giants and commanders! Those teams are beyond fucking garbage
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EDP445
6 months
I’m watching some horseshit called TNA Xplosion😂😂 i’d rather stay home and beat my shit than go to this terrible ass shit
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EDP445
18 days
NFL plus is fucking ass! What is the harm in me streaming the game from my phone to my TV?
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EDP445
1 month
These people are all like do you want Aaron Rodgers taking more reps before week one. And people are all like well we don’t want him getting hit. You’re a football player. It’s part of the job you little scared pussy, motherfucker.
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@pastramifries
EDP445
2 months
As long as I got a beretta, nigga I’m down for whatever
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@pastramifries
EDP445
19 days
Dude for fuck sake, turn this giants and commanders game off. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THIS BORING SHIT
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@pastramifries
EDP445
19 days
Boom! Touchdown SAINTS
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@pastramifries
EDP445
10 months
I’m a fan at the end of the day, but fuck the @Eagles they couldn’t be bothered to give a fuck
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1 month
Can you explain to me how Jack Driscoll is still on the team? That motherfucker sucks.
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EDP445
12 days
Goodnight Philly, yall fucking suck ass
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@pastramifries
EDP445
11 months
I’m never eating chipotle again I’m shitting my soul away
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EDP445
9 months
Eagles fans would be the only dumbass niggas laughing at a team that lost, when we’re about to get ran out of the fucking building tonight
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@pastramifries
EDP445
10 months
I’m so sick to fucking death of the Santa Claus, bullshit and the dumb ass music that they play in the stores. the motherfucker isn’t real!!!
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EDP445
28 days
You got Jason kelce ass over here wearing a Kansas City Chiefs beanie during a Chiefs game. See shit like that. Makes me fucking sick.
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EDP445
2 months
It smells like fucking shit out here
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EDP445
8 months
After 1 or 2 hits of the purple, I walk around looking for beef like the lady from the Wendy’s commercial
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EDP445
9 months
Is so fucking trash and undisciplined. Opening and kick off and you run into your own man and you fumbled the ball. What the fuck
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EDP445
12 days
Now that we scored, they’ll fucking score….watch this! It’s like the defense is like oh well fuck it we don’t need to go out and work smdh
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EDP445
6 months
I get more AI ass, then the toilet seat at the proctologists office
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EDP445
11 months
8-2 coming up
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EDP445
18 days
Eagles defense bleeding from the tampon
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EDP445
2 months
Clean ass sack by Nolan smith, shit was clean as hell
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11 months
If people wanna leave your life, let them leave fuck em
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EDP445
10 months
I met this guy at the store who says he’s from New Jersey, says we met at an @Eagles game 7 years ago and I signed his @donovanjmcnabb helmet. So glad and happy to know the support from true fans continues
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EDP445
12 days
This game is over
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EDP445
11 months
Expect Kansas City to cheat their asses off Monday just like they did in last years Super Bowl
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EDP445
6 months
You trying to get fucked up aren’t you lmfaoo
@PHLEaglesNation
Eagles Nation
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BREAKING: The #Eagles have traded DeVonta Smith to the #Cowboys in exchange for a 2nd-round pick, and a conditional 3rd-round pick in the 2026 NFL Draft. The conditional pick can develop into a 1st-round pick if the Cowboys make the NFC Championship for the first time in 28
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19 days
Welp saints lost
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11 months
Game over
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EDP445
10 months
Damn, rap today sucks ass
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28 days
Fixed ass game
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EDP445
18 days
Watch bullshit happen. I already have my blood pressure pills ready
@BarstoolPhilly
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Gameday. Go birds. Say it back.
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