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@partzguy

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USAF VET, former Chief of Police, FEMA Region 8 Threat Analyst, Emergency Management, Dad of 2 kids and Offender In Chief of all things woke and liberal.

Upper Midwest
Joined September 2023
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@partzguy
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I'm having one of those moments where I don't have the words. My step-dad passed in his sleep last night. Mom called me early this am. Promised him I'd see him this weekend. I'm filled with regret and having a hard day. I'll see you soon, dad.
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@Alphafox78 Good lord.
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@Alphafox78 Any woman who advertises that hard isn't a quality woman. Walking billboard for all sorts of wrong things. Sure. Nice to look at. But a normal wife? Naw. Gimme an ordinary woman with a beautiful soul. All day, man. All day.
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@partzguy
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@njoyzgrl81 Until Trump is sentenced, he is NOT a convicted felon. Only until AFTER he is sentenced will his record of conviction be entered. So. For factual purposes, Trump is not a felon.
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@ImMeme0 Hahaha cry harder!!!
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@RyanPatrick1991 That's a whole bunch of nothing. People talking about something without saying anything.
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@dom_lucre I prefer his music...
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@GarbageHuman23 If blacks did that, it would be like playing a country song backwards. The crime rate would drop, babies would have moms and dad's, black people would actually get a job and get off welfare.
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@PeterSweden7 The UK has fallen. From Empire to dumpster fire in just a few decades. Farewell my friends. Farewell.
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@MomsPostingLs On behalf of all white men, thank you.
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@JebraFaushay This part.
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Hey all my followers. I try not to ask this often, and I know you all get slammed with trains and shout outs, but my buddy at @patriotsarmor is getting throttled and is a good account to follow. If you already are, thank you, if not consider picking him up. Lift him up with a hi!
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@ClownWorld_ Dude couldn't manifest an erection in a porn factory.
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@ClownWorld_ I can't tell if she is coming or going.
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@MomsPostingLs Post of pic of your mudshark offspring
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@GuntherEagleman The biggest tragedy was all the wasted ammo.
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@4Mischief You the beating is real when dad's pants fall down
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@MLovetube2 I got cross eyes from trying to look at the tiddies etc at the same time.
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@MomsPostingLs That DNA test is his get out of jail free card. LoL get the divorce, court ordered DNA test. Stick it to her and her bio sperm donor. Let her then fight the other family in court for visitation.
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@WomenBeingAwful Dogs are attracted to dead things. Bad meat in the can perhaps?
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@WomenBeingAwful I guess inflation hits some people different?
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@MichelleRM68 As a former chief of police, I'd have to..correction, I'd willing fire, with cause, that officer. No unemployment. Period.
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@LikeYourHat @RyanPatrick1991 No names. No facts. Nothing to hear.
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@Matt_Pinner What a quake!
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@GarySinise Guess what!! Got it!!
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@Aflgirl126 I'd have to see the tiddys. Ya know, like counting the rings on a stump. Purely scientific of course. I await your dm. 😆 🤣 😂
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@MomsPostingLs I cringe at the absolute truth of this for today's "men".
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I'm initiating a self purge on 𝕏 this AM. If you are not voting Trump, unfollow me. I have no time for people who indirectly advocate for the demise of my country. It's not about Trump. It's about stopping the destruction of the United States.
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@RealJamesWoods We need DJT!!
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@catturd2 Somewhere someone is finding out that their 72 virgins look like this.
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@RandyRu25576951 Thats an extinction event level incident in my house. My daughter said "whatever" to me with hands on her hips. She got a swat and told her to never talk to me like that again. That was 2014. She now has her doctorate, married and has 1 6-month-old boy. She turned out good.
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@redman304 I have open positions at work, and before we even sit down, you need to pass the physical test of lifting 50 pounds. Pretty much eliminates any issues.
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@RealJamesWoods Just for you James! Enjoy!
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@VikingRobVWO I've spoken to numerous national guard members. They say the same thing. They won't bear arms against us.
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@scs_real @BuzzPatterson Did I actually see a C-130 teabag the ocean?
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@SteveInmanUIC We're the lucky ones, Steve. My man, you bring laughter to us. And lord, we so need to laugh so bad these days!
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@SteveInmanUIC That may leave a mark...
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@HawleyMO Josh you have to be kidding me, right?
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@nnyyaahhx Every white man appreciates your decision. Thank you for the colored brothers for taking this off our hands.
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@thehappydog_ Dogs love us unconditionally. And they would want you to get a new companion. As they don't want you sad. If they could tell you, they would say, get another friend and love them as you loved me. And don't be sad. That makes me sad. Selfless dogs would not want you sad.
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@GuntherEagleman Dude everyone says CNN didn't leak the debate questions and they didn't. You know they didn't. The Biden admin gave CNN the questions!!!
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@Franklin_Graham I thoroughly enjoy your speech and prayer. Eloquently done Sir.
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@UltraDane Well, we use pig grease on our ammo. Ain't getting no 72 virgins on my watch.
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@ccgarrett I've been posting on islam pages about how all the MREs dropped in gaza are pork based. I seem to have struck a nerve.
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@hodgetwins Go Trumpy!!!
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@WomenBeingAwful Dat ass been photoshopped so hard cottage cheese is offended.
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@ItsBBQRay Is wine a side?
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@dom_lucre LGTQB that reject salvation
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@SteveInmanUIC Thats hilarious. Good Job Boomer!
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@WomenBeingAwful But then why do they always use dick shaped sex toys?
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Finally getting my Friday on!
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@MichelleRM68 @FoxNews Are you not going to jump on this?
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@Alphafox78 How many cows were slaughtered for those leather curtains?
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@charliekirk11 Just for you Charlie!
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@WomenBeingAwful Beat milk long enough it turns to butter. Too long ya get cottage cheese.
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@RealCandaceO Because 90% of porn sites are jewish owned.
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@WomenBeingAwful Because "courting" was a thing of elegance. Now it is more like bowling as all women are in the gutter.
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@julie_kelly2 IFB! DJT IS WINNING!
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@SteveInmanUIC 7 days to die narrated by Steve LMAO!!
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@SGT_Oz I've not had TV for years. I won't pay for any of it. I basically have been buying older television series on the cheap. Charlie Chan, Andy Griffith, all the good ones. Have all my movies on a server to protect my physical copy.
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@SGT_Oz You forgot the veterans armed and trained.
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@sentdefender Sparky approves of this message.
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@hodgetwins Yo boys, both Lou Dobbs and Bob Newhart just were announced have passed.
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@KristiNoem If you put down a white straight male, then you would have been hailed as a hero.
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@CapitolPolice Get off your butts and get this taken care of. As a former Chief of Police, you would be fired! Reprehensible! I did not serve in the military for you all to ALLOW THIS BEHAVIOR to happen! Protect my Capitol! No more excuses!
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@greyman7107 Fixed it for you.
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@BreitbartNews Man went from shovel to backhoe.
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@elonmusk @EndWokeness At my auto parts store, I have a few batteries and parts that have to be lifted first to even apply to work here. Not a single woman will apply. They can't lift the parts.
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@MAGAIncWarRoom Hehehe GO DJT!
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@ItsBBQRay More bacon, with a side of bacon.
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@kriissaa_krae It's called conversation and not hiding under a rock to guard your weak feelings.
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Hey everyone. Between bouts of pain and pain meds, I'm having a hard time replying and posting. I'm thinking Monday I'll get some decent pain meds and stronger antibiotics.i think what I'm on is helping but this is the worst tooth infection I've ever had. Forgive my inactivity.
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Good Morning everyone! Fun fact about me. I am one of the biggest Halloween fans out there. I decorate like mad and make kids EARN their candy. I've made mothers runaway and leave their kids on the step and teenagers pee their pants. 54 DAYS TILL!
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@MoonRazor6 And do it in crayon for him too please. 😆 🤣 😂
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@ClownWorld_ Pretty smooth. Repo with a full tank. At these prices the damn gas is worth more than the car.
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@Alphafox78 Here we go again.
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You know the toothache is serious when you're considering using pliers on your molar. This sucks. I'd rather have a dang broken leg. And I've had that too. 3000 Tylenol, 2 aleve is barely denting the pain. On antibiotics so just have to wait and see if it will help.
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@SteveInmanUIC Funny how pronouns become irrelevant when the beating starts.
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@KristiNoem Thank God for our Governor!
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@ImMeme0 My belief is anyone that says "I "was" raised catholic" and doesn't say "I am a catholic" tells me they left their faith and the rest of the flock wants nothing to do with them. She is hell bound.
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Trump's first day in office. What is the first thing you want him to do?
Deport all illegal aliens
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Perfect example of my life. I buy sea salt made 250 million years ago, and it expired in 2019...
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@MomsPostingLs Volkswagen called and wants their windshield back.
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Oh heavens! I am over 4300 followers! Closed my eyes and some of you snuck in on me! A heartfelt and belated thank you for the follow!!!
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So close to 1500!! Curious if I'll make it today!
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@MomsPostingLs After my divorce, and lessons learned, went on a date and after the date of a nice meal and drinks, I walk her to the door. Her babysitter came out and said all 3 of the kids were in bed, have a nice night. Winked at me as she left. I walked away. Babysitter gave me a solid.
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23 years ago, I hosted the state-wide emergency management conference. The first plane hit, then the 2nd. I addressed the group and dismissed everyone. Two months later, I became the FEMA Region 8 Threat Analyst. I cannot detail the amount of work that entailed. Never Forget!
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@Alphafox78 Proof that a section of the human race is de-evolving. It's an official subspecies.
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@WomenBeingAwful Hmm..she gonna have an electrifying career as an electrical load tester now.
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@Travis_in_Flint Her on date night
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@IllyNOTLilly It's real
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