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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

don’t let dmv niggas see this

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@parfaitpeutetre

5 years

i said silver spring this nigga said downtown ethiopia.. LMAOOOO

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@parfaitpeutetre

3 years

damn they’re not even hiding the play anymore 😭

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

this man key glock said “rice krispies choppa, imma snap crack and pop em” lmao b o y.

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@parfaitpeutetre

4 years

glizzy with the drum mag 🤢

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4 years

I was googling hotdog-shaped hamburgers, and I stumbled upon the hamdog. Thoughts?

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@parfaitpeutetre

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@DoGoodRon_ “AreolaSoulja” is craaaaaazy

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@parfaitpeutetre

4 years

looks like she’s crip walking 🔥.. my uncle wrote a book on these parallels

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

niggas b eating chitlins n grits lmao that's a not a preference bruh that's PTSD in your DNA

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@parfaitpeutetre

11 months

everybody too cool to speak from their heart, y’all are so fucking lame bro lmao

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@parfaitpeutetre

1 year

everything is strategy and manipulation with you people lmao be honest for the sake of your integrity

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@parfaitpeutetre

1 year

i can feel my brain rewiring itself in real time..

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@parfaitpeutetre

10 months

having zero expectations for anybody but myself >>>>>

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

being off social media made me never want to get back on this shit until i realized it’s a tool i’ve been using ineffectively

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

niggas actually expect me to leave the comfort of my home.. to go smoke my weed WITH them. foh.

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@parfaitpeutetre

4 years

dissing your partner/exes is dissing yourself. another reason why chicks between the ages of like 0-35 are typically braindead lmao

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

“you wan test me innit yeah? rah!”

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@parfaitpeutetre

5 years

in my experience grown ass men gossip more than women. i wish i was lying.

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@parfaitpeutetre

10 months

McGraw Hill Mafia really spanked you lil niggas lol how is it so hard to believe that black people are indigenous to every corner of this globe.

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@parfaitpeutetre

1 year

99% of posts on this app are just bad advice and rampant mental illness

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@parfaitpeutetre

5 years

that mf james brown grunt is hilarious every time.

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The bottle cap challenge all started with this man

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@parfaitpeutetre

10 months

a truly wise individual can learn from anyone/anything .. egotism be spanking y’all

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You don’t have to take “constructive criticism” from people who’ve never constructed anything

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@parfaitpeutetre

4 years

CEOs “stepping down” by the dozens, stock market plummeting, rich people going into hiding, and you niggas worried about Charmin Ultra Soft. 😂

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@parfaitpeutetre

4 years

grown ass man told me to “smile” .. nigga I’ll killl you lmaooooo

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@parfaitpeutetre

10 months

shitposting >>> participating in the flex-a-thon that social media’s become

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@parfaitpeutetre

1 year

@babylilith111 a lot of the shit being smoked now is a science experiment lol i think the backlash comes from people not being honest about their habit too

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@parfaitpeutetre

5 years

when one door closes.. open that bitch back up if that’s what you really want

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@parfaitpeutetre

11 months

“individuality” was the trap lol you’re just a hamster on a wheel trying to flex on the other hamsters on their wheel.

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

they said mac was found “unconscious in a praying position” and that fucked my whole day up..

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6 years

(pocket) you.

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@parfaitpeutetre

5 years

violence >>>>>

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@parfaitpeutetre

10 months

“now and days” headass niggas

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@parfaitpeutetre

4 years

IS NO D SAME PAPI

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

"fack you rey get inTEW, dummy?" 🤢

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what city or state has the worst accent???

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@parfaitpeutetre

5 years

i used to jump out of my sleep at 4 AM to inuyasha’s pussy ass yelling “KAGOME!!“

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

niggas be alpha males with desk jobs.. "no sir i'm sorry i'll get right on it" 😂😂😂

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@parfaitpeutetre

4 years

COVID got more strains than runtz & cookies

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4 years

California may have its own highly contagious homegrown COVID-19 strain

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@parfaitpeutetre

11 months

the problem is a lack of community. community is the only solution and life keeps reinforcing this message for me.

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@parfaitpeutetre

4 years

there’s a thread on here with y’all wives/girlfriends admitting to being whores at work. everyday i get a reminder. god bless.

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@parfaitpeutetre

1 year

gentrified pimpin is hilarious lmao

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@SMB_Attorney

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Just learned about Only Fans agencies. A young guy I know (21) is making a killing ($40k to $80k a month) managing a portfolio 3 to 5 OF models. He handles their social media and the chat feature on their OF account and takes a 30% to 50% cut of their overall revenue. Of

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

idk how y’all stay up and out till 5 in the morning getting lit that shit sound like an awful time to me

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@parfaitpeutetre

1 year

“how do you feel about” i don’t.

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

@keenankahri it’s steep tech n nike boot season lmao we bringing it back #dmvfashion

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@parfaitpeutetre

5 years

the last book ya mcm read was Of Mice and Men.

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@parfaitpeutetre

5 years

the way you people worship celebrities and watch their every move is a mental illness in itself, but nobody wants to talk about that.

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@parfaitpeutetre

4 years

Baguette Bandit

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@parfaitpeutetre

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me when i realized the masses is phonetically identical to dumbasses

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@parfaitpeutetre

4 years

....you niggas deserve every bit of what you’re about to get

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@parfaitpeutetre

10 months

these red pill dudes just gay i’m convinced lol don’t put no shit like this on my TL

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10 months

bro women will have multiple tattoos, wear a crop top with a belly piercing and still wanna go say hi to your mom, like are you insane??

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

dmv slang is not difficult.. you just lack critical thinking skills. it’s all about context.

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@parfaitpeutetre

3 years

this gotta be the lamest era ever to be human lmao can’t convince me otherwise

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@parfaitpeutetre

10 months

no way you’re a functioning adult if you think we’ve been on this planet for millions of years and just chilled in our mud huts in Africa until the almighty white man enslaved us :(

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@parfaitpeutetre

10 months

having pretty ass homegirls >>> always trying to fuck something. niggas be too horny to realize there’s more power in just being normal.

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

“the game full of corny niggas like logic” yeah slim you my fav rapper now lmaoo @ANKHLEJOHN

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@parfaitpeutetre

1 year

playing the long game > instant gratification

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@parfaitpeutetre

1 year

a lot of you need to die, i’m not sorry.

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@parfaitpeutetre

5 years

she eat the dick when i tell her TEW

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4 years

tf is she, some steak?

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@parfaitpeutetre

4 years

most things deserve no reaction whatsoever. that’s where i’m at with it.

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@parfaitpeutetre

5 years

productive ass morning and it’s still early.

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@parfaitpeutetre

5 years

went from a titty man to an ass man to not caring as long as she not built like a box of cornflakes

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@parfaitpeutetre

5 years

if i catch anybody wearing this bullshit it’s an automatic fade

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4 years

*laughs in pdf*

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dudes who talk about hoes all day make me itch fr

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@parfaitpeutetre

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when people snitch on themselves w/ non-verbals >>>>>>

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5 years

Gods neva die

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5 years

you people.. at your big ages retweeting porn onto my TL like high school freshmen.

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@parfaitpeutetre

4 years

i need to cut that “we” shit out fr. ain’t no we.

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6 years

mute button finna go crazy

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6 years

but if you manage to get me there, congratulations. you deserve everything that follows.

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It really takes a lot to bring me out of character

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@parfaitpeutetre

5 years

took 3 many L’s this year i’m through with that. learned what i needed to.

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4 years

this coronavirus shit is god punishing y’all for naming your sons aiden jayden and kayden

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@parfaitpeutetre

4 years

if every person you’ve been with is trash guess what the common denominator is?

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@parfaitpeutetre

7 months

people really remind me why i keep to myself, on a daily basis.

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5 years

shut the fuck up bout G Herbert and his baby mama bro. please go outside.

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@parfaitpeutetre

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if you have a roof over your head and food to eat you shouldn’t be complaining. ever. count your blessings.

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3 years

at least the beans n toast brigade isn’t pussy, as much as i clown them

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

we really live in hell lmao

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@HeatherHintze

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IT'S ONLY A DRILL! East High's school resource officer fires blanks inside the school to simulate an active shooter. Training teaches students what gunfire sounds like.

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@parfaitpeutetre

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“uppity niggas vs down to earth niggas” is everything you need to know about anything pertaining to history.

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1 year

one thing i’m not going to do is waste my breath we can both shut the fuck up forever lol

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the only flex that matters fr

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@chinkyface_

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A lot of men flex through their wives/gfs and kids lol

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I can’t believe only 26% of people have a “narrator” in their head… and I’m one of them 🥴 I thought everybody had that

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

support your friends. feedback is support too. HONEST feedback not that yes man shit.

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most conversations are not worth having i’m very hellbent on making sure all of my interactions are fruitful

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

my yeah in your yeah. #dmvlovestory

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🤔🤔🤔 what’s your two words? Answer then repost.

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@parfaitpeutetre

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free yourselves from the shackles of the great flexathon..

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you don’t realize that living under your means for the next 3-4 years can give you the financial freedom to be able to do all the things you see on social media

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4 years

make sure she’s genuinely the homie before you wife her

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@parfaitpeutetre

6 years

if you ever called weed "tookah" outside of reciting lyrics you and i are not the same. and you're a fucking loser. lmao.

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@parfaitpeutetre

1 year

forcing yourself into consistent good habits >>>

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@parfaitpeutetre

11 months

all i’m finna say is everybody knows exactly what they would do until some shit actually happens lol

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@parfaitpeutetre

3 years

“the moors were traitors” “africans don’t like us :(” “akata akata akata” ok cool bitchass nigga do better than your predecessors instead of perpetuating the same shit that got us all here

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@parfaitpeutetre

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you niggas gained knowledge of self just for the ego trip. you failed. you have a lot more studying to do, get to it.

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