I knew My Bronx niggas wasn’t normal when I went to a party in Kingsbridge and niggas stole all the cereal from the crib and was eating it in front of the building
When Michael Jackson visited Dominican Republic in 1997 he met a young boy who knew all his dances so he ended up building a relationship where he paid for his dance classes. That boy grew up to be Bulin 47
Things Dominican mothers most hate
1- Their Daughters
2- Dembow
3- Having to update their WhatsApp
4- Cheap men
5- Not having a Spanish speaking representative on the line
NY is getting filled with ppl from Ohio and Wisconsin willing to pay $3200 a month for an apartment they don’t even feel safe in just to pretend they in the show “Friends” or “Seinfeld”
The year is 2018. You’re in Made In Mexico and You hear the lyrics “De Mi Vida Te Bote”. You work the next day at 9 am but you’re currently lit af and going to playroom next. Life is great.